I woke up with eight tails

Lou Lian pinched his ears, trembling slightly, and the word "vixen" was circulating in his head.

Until he suddenly remembered what Mr. Bai Tian said.

A bold idea appeared, crowding out the vixen.

Lou Lian said incredulously: "Wait, that means, I'm already an artist of Yunsheng Media? Yesterday's hot search...is there already an element of hype?"

Ju Hua nodded, and asked back: "Otherwise, do you think the trending search is so easy?"

Lin Lang added kindly: "Even if ordinary passers-by are on the trending search, it is impossible for their names to be blown up. After all, privacy is involved. In fact, since Master Maoxian found me yesterday and I agreed, your trending search has been different. gone."

With that said, he turned the phone to the corresponding page and handed it to Lou Lian.

Lou Lian reached out to take it.

The titles of the two hot searches are still the same, but the comments below are different.

The first one that bears the brunt of "cute, miss the day" and the following series of replies are so embarrassing that I can't see it, so I just passed it. From the second one onwards, it is different from yesterday's version.

First, someone asked, "Why do I feel that this person is so similar to that Lou Lian [失]...", followed by a row of "+1" on the bottom, "Who is this [-]th-line star?" The proportion of replies from "It really seems so cute" is half-to-half.

The speculation continued until this morning, when someone picked up a still photo of "Lou Lian" in the past, posted it in the topic, and compared them one by one, which was regarded as a stone hammer.

After a while, marketing accounts were dispatched one after another.

More than an hour later, the owner of Huang V's certification sent a post.

[@loulian: ah, it was discovered [喵喵]]

Lou Lian: "..."

In the next few minutes, the groundhog version of the repeaters all organized a group to visit, and the number of fans skyrocketed.

But this isn't the time when the groundhogs howl at their worst.

In less than half an hour, Qin Fangfei, who was also certified by Huang V, liked it.

There are two points in a row, one is Weibo itself, and the other is a popular comment below: "Fox cat! So cute! {screenshot}"

Then it exploded completely.

——Yesterday’s praise of “cute, miss the day” may have been suspected of being slippery, but today’s two are a certainty.Fans mobilized one after another and touched the [-]th line of "Loulian" from beginning to end, wishing they could even take off their underwear.

In the end, of course, nothing can be obtained. Judging from the known information, he is really a pure rookie, with ordinary qualifications, and only played supporting roles in a few TV dramas.

And she looks pretty, but her acting skills are stiff, which can be called fresh meat if it sounds good, or a vase if it sounds bad.

They looked at each other in bewilderment—why on earth did my brother like such a small person?

Lou Lian was speechless for a long time when he saw the trending searches again and the fans who began to pick up on the relationship between the two.

Lin Lang lamented: "I've been around for nearly a year, except for running through a few tricks and taking a few commercials, there's no splash at all. You just woke up——The Best Actor is really easy to use."

"..."

Lou Lian was ashamed to say that, in fact, the first like was actually clicked by himself.

And in fact, he was not moved by this bloody "getting up", only felt suffocated.

And a little scared.

But in this way, there is an explanation for the inexplicable action of Mr. this morning.

The other party didn't know 'Lou Lian', but after knowing the result, he immediately suspected his own cat with human IQ, and was surprised that his cat wanted to meet "a person he didn't know".

Lou Lian felt sad and indignant.

Why can't I control my hand!

Now my husband has clicked two more likes, probably because of my low hand yesterday.

Had he known this, he wouldn't have clicked on Weibo even if he was killed yesterday, digging a hole for himself, and implicated Mr.

Lin Lang was sore, said "Sorry", and went away.

As soon as he left, Lou Lian asked with even greater doubts in his heart: "Then what about Lin Lang's past dramas? Also, who owns the achievements of the past ten years?"

Orange Flower: "The first question, change your face, weaken everyone's attention to it, and blur their memory of Lin Lang - just like you who blurred human beings before..."

Lou Lian didn't know much about it at first, but he was completely stunned when he heard this sentence: "It's the same as blurring my existence? Isn't Lin Lang also..." Does it mean that he doesn't exist anymore?

Orange Blossom sighed: "It's different, you are a stupid human being who has achieved nothing and has nothing—"

"Lin Lang is just borrowing your identity as an artist. He is still him, and he has returned to the original track of life, continued to go to university step by step, and worked to earn money to support his parents after graduation-just use Zhang Xin's ID card."

"It's an 'exchange', but in fact, you don't have to pay anything at all. He exchanged his 'identity as an artist for ten years' with me in exchange for 'ensure that he will be safe and sound for ten years'."

"Oh?" Lou Lian was thoughtful.

Orange Flower: "Names are very important. Your names have not changed, so the achievements you will achieve in the next ten years will only belong to you - but the merits you have made will be counted together to Lin Langtou ten years later. superior."

"We are monsters, we don't have an afterlife, we don't have blessings, we don't cultivate merit, if we don't want it, we don't want it."

"As for Lin Lang... Ten years later, he won't remember everything about today."

Lou Lian suddenly realized.

——As far as I am concerned, Lin Langbai gives me an identity, and nothing else is lost.

And the other party doesn't seem to intend to return to this circle, so they are two parallel lines, and there is no need to worry about disputes caused by overlapping.

good deal.

Just at this time, Lin Lang came back to relieve himself, and brought three cups of hot water along the way.

Orange Blossom drank half a cup in one go.

"Teacher Orange." Lou Lian was moved, "You seem to have a deeper understanding of the human world, and it seems that you can speak human languages ​​more and more fluently. It's amazing..."

When I first saw it, I only knew the sentence pattern of "Didn't you say xxx?" It also sounded strange.

Now such a major matter can be dealt with, and it is explained well.

The pure orange flower didn't know the human's roundabout cliché skills, so she immediately raised her chin: "That's right, I've made super fast progress, even if no one specially came to teach me, I can still learn it."

"..." Lou Lian cheered, "Oh—"

No one taught you, and you have learned that there is no money here, as expected of you.

Lin Lang leaned on the back of the chair and said with relief: "Anyway, that's how it is. Only learning can make me happy. I'm leaving today, the plane at five o'clock."

Holding the water glass, Lou Lian said, "I wish you success in your studies."

Lin Lang smiled: "You are so cute. This circle is very chaotic, you have to protect yourself well."

Orange Blossom interrupted the two people's mutual blessing: "Get up and stand facing each other. Lin Lang put his palms on Lou Lian's forehead."

Both of them were at a loss, but they did it anyway.

The moment he pasted it, Lou Lian could clearly feel the majestic evil spirit of the orange blossom connected to him. Not long after, his head hurt, and many memories that did not belong to him flowed into his mind.

——Those memories were trivial and unorganized, and they did not blend with my own, but found a corner, quiet as a chicken.

There is also no automatic playback of the memory of the original owner like in the time travel novels.

It might be a side effect, but Lou Lian was inspired by many memories of his previous life.

From the perspective of God, he overlooked the busy and inactive self he used to be.

His former classmates got on the right track one after another. In the big theater, he quietly watched the countless familiar figures on the stage, his nose sore.The grandfather who just finished the operation sighed, took his hand, and spoke softly to him.

——Living is just to live itself, Lian Lian you have to listen well, no matter what the future holds, since you have come to this world, you must learn to be strong.

At that time, Lou Lian said, I know.

Some people are famous all over the world, and some people leave the field sadly. It is normal for the two lines to diverge from the intersection. He is no longer the age when you cry and I cry you.

The Lou Lian has ambitions for the future, and dares to chase thousands of miles for a name, and is willing to hate the world for it; the 24-year-old Lou Lian dare not even watch a movie, so he finds a mask to put on, and dances Skilled in the entertainment of all kinds of monsters and ghosts in the night show without consciousness.

He needs a lot of money, not for others, but for his family and himself who may have a genetic disease outbreak at any time.

Lou Lian found that his mentality had really changed a lot.

Since waking up as a cat, if you really want to recall carefully, those memories still exist in your mind, but the feelings are no longer so strong.

It's like getting out of the shackles, without the antecedent, so naturally it will no longer be so depressing.

"You..." Lin Lang murmured, only uttered one word, fell down on the spot without any further words.

Orange Blossom withdrew its demon power, and quickly caught Lin Lang who had collapsed.

Still frowning tightly, when Lou Lian opened his eyes, he saw tears streaming down Lin Lang's face.

"What happened to him??" Lou Lian was shocked.

Orange Blossom said: "Empathy."

"what?"

Orange Blossom threw her on the bed mercilessly: "It's okay, I won't remember anything when I wake up."

Lou Lian: "..."

After a while, Ju Hua's phone suddenly turned on.

When I opened it, the color of the orange flower changed: "Hurry up, hurry up, change back quickly, I have to throw you back!"

Saying so, it picked up Lin Lang's cell phone and a bunch of keys, and under Lou Lian's frightened gaze, grabbed a white tail dangling behind the latter, and smashed the things over

"……what!"

Lou Lian, who was panicking and trying to escape, was held down by Orange Flower, and the moment his phone and keys touched his tail, they disappeared without a trace.

Lou Lian: "?!"

Orange Blossom shouted violently: "Change back!"

Lou Lian shrank in an instant and became the body of the raccoon cat again.

As if he was living in a dream, he stretched out his claws to grab the normal-looking tail behind him.

The orange flower picked up the incapable little raccoon flower, and hurried back the same way.

He ran out of the hotel window, threw Lou Lian into the room, and fell on the bed.

"Remember, don't let ordinary people see your monster face, and don't let them know that you are a monster!"

As the voice fell, the orange blossom also fell straight down and disappeared out of the window.

"..."

Lou Lian's cannonball hit the bed, and before he recovered from his dizziness, he heard the sound of "beep" opening the door.

He was about to stand up, but his legs went limp, and he fell back again.

"Cat cat?"

Qin Fangfei walked to the big bed, saw the little black figure struggling on the white quilt, his gloomy expression disappeared instantly, and smiled softly, "You're still there."

Lou Lian pretended to be stupid in fear: "Miwu?"

Qin Fangfei didn't speak any more, he turned around and took a fish stick, peeled off the shell, and held it to seduce Lou Lian.

Lou Lian smelled the aroma of fresh fish, unknowingly leaned in front of the husband, raised his head, and gnawed on the fish stick with his two front paws.

A cat's mouth is different from a human's. It is a bit difficult for him to find a suitable position back and forth before he clicks his mouth.

Qin Fangfei didn't get tired of it either, he just kept holding it until Lou Lian swallowed the whole root slowly, then got up and went to undress and wash his hands.

Lou Lian licked his paws and wiped his mouth, feeling guilty.

...I always feel that this fish stick was used by Qin Fangfei as a reward when he came back, and he was still in the room.

After Qin Fangfei washed his hands, he sat on the bed and stroked his chin with his left hand.

Hearing the latter's "purr purr" sound, he said slowly: "Maomao, you are locked up all the time, are you unhappy?"

"Wooooooh..." Lou Lian said, "Miu?!"

"You are a garden cat, or the wildest raccoon." Qin Fangfei thought thoughtfully, "If you are really nervous, you can go out to play during the day."

"But you must be back by night."

He turned Lou Lian's face seriously, and said clearly, "If you don't come back someday..."

Lou Lian swallowed nervously.

Qin Fangfei didn't say anything more, instead he scraped the tip of Lou Lian's small nose, and was about to take a nap.

It was never mentioned again.

Lou Lian skipped around in fear for a long time. At dusk, the tail suddenly started to vibrate by itself.

He was startled, and it took him a while to realize that Lin Lang's phone was hidden... the tail of his own phone.

The husband was flipping through the script, Lou Lian quietly rushed to the bathroom next door, shook the phone out of his tail, and held it in his arms.

Caller ID: Sister Lang.

Lou Lian: "...!"

How to pick this up? ?

Help.

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