[Hunter] Netizens who beat the enemy Hakka

Kong broke his teeth and flipped through a brother's meaty book, feeling that his exhausted body and mind had been healed. When he classified the book as "grain and grass" and was about to change another one, there was a sudden and silent noise in front of the bed. A figure appeared.

"ah--!!"

Kong Po rattled his teeth so frightened that he almost threw a fireball towards him, and stopped when he saw that the other party was the funny elder brother.But she became even more nervous, wondering if Mi Ji really went to Yiermi to cry and asked her elder brother to seek revenge on her?He can't really be so mean, can he? !

She can't estimate the lower limit of that wayward guy!But if this is the case, it is not good. No matter how you look at it, she is not an opponent of Yier fans. She is directly matched with the rhythm of being killed alive!

"...Big brother, what's the matter?" Kong Poshangfang immediately put away the rippling smile in front of him, pretending to keep himself indifferent, and then secretly hid those heavy-tasting fanbooks spread out on the bed behind his back .To be honest, this kind of feeling like being caught is embarrassing and unpleasant, just like an otaku hid in the room with great interest watching A/V and was about to have a good time, when the parents pushed the door and came in...

...In short, even if you are here to do a mission, it is very impolite for Yier fans to barge in without saying hello.

"It's like this." Yiermi didn't seem to care about the books that Kong Poxiang tried to hide, and didn't seem to be here for revenge. With a routine tone, she looked at her motionlessly and said: "I I'm here to inform you that you have chosen to accept two missions from grandpa because you have hurt Sanmao but cannot make compensation. The whole family is a bit busy in the peak season recently, so after the event you participated in is over, grandpa pays special attention I want to bring you back together. Of course, because you have not been trained as an assassin and are not professional, you can choose to cooperate with Mi Ji to complete the assassination mission."

Ilmi's explanation was detailed and exhaustive, but it made him seem like a precision machine.After listening to Yiermi's explanation, Kong Po rattled his teeth in a daze, but immediately reacted and shook his head: Are you kidding me?Go on an assassination mission with Mi Ji?And funny?

"But I am the Sailor Moon of love and justice." This is very different from the self-positioning that Kong Po Xiangya brainwashed some time ago: "Is there no job other than killing people? I don't like killing people very much, can I Can't do other things, such as protecting the dart truck... No, the cash truck, protecting the president or something like that?"

"No. You don't seem to understand, so let me explain to you a little bit: Because those jobs are low-income and labor-intensive, we generally only accept killing commissions when we beat enemy Hakkas. This is the most direct ratio between efficiency and income. Although sometimes I will also accept commissions to protect the designated places on the target road, but that is the worst choice during the off-season. We are pursuing the maximization of benefits, and we are already too busy, so we don’t have time to do that kind of task, you know Yet?"

"........."

Yiermi spoke clearly and logically, but Kong Poxiang's teeth were a little dull. This guy looked paralyzed, and thought he was a three-no type like Ling Boli, but he turned out to be a chatterbox!

And why was he able to tell her about the business of the killer in such a meticulous manner... For a moment, the broken teeth almost gave the illusion that it was legal. His statement was like the master Wang of the barber shop at the entrance of the village saying, "Unless you spend money to perm Otherwise, the head must be brushed and not shaved" is the same...

wipe!Do you want to be so picky!

"Anyway, I definitely won't cooperate with Mi Chi." Kong Po gritted his teeth and shook his head, not to mention whether Mi Chi is reliable or not, they just finished fighting, how could they cooperate to kill each other, it would be good if they didn't kill each other .However, Kong Po Xiangya heaved a sigh of relief when he found that Yier Fan didn't seem to be here for revenge.She really doesn't want to fight this guy a second time anytime soon.

"It's not mandatory." Yier fans stared at Kongpo Xiangya: "You can also choose to cooperate with Qiya, or do it by yourself. Of course, it is also possible to cooperate with me."

... odd teeth?The brat who broke the funny figurine?

It gives me a headache to think of him breaking his teeth. Although it wasn't hers that broke his face with Mi Ji, but seeing so many limited collections being destroyed is almost unbearable to passers-by, and they can basically guess that they will do this kind of thing. What a bad boy there is, and good things will never happen if you cooperate with him. Fire and theft, let the kid go.As for killing people by yourself, it would be a bit stressful... So Kong gritted his teeth and said to Yi Ermi: "It's up to you."

Although the ridiculous elder brother is a little scary, but don't worry about his strength!And he seems to be quite serious about his work, as long as he doesn't become an enemy, there is no more reliable choice than him.

"Yes." Yi Ermi nodded, and he still didn't respond to the pokemon's sneer jokes... He stared at her with black hole-like eyes: "When there is a task that needs you to do together, I will notify you." your."

"Why do you have to wait until you need it? Can't you do it right away?" Kong Po chattered his teeth in a little astonishment.

Yi Ermi gave her a strange look: "Why should I cooperate with you when I can solve the task smoothly by myself? Of course, if you don't understand the operation process of the killer task, you can also do an internship with me. This is a special offer for free of."

... Nima, it seems that there is a fee for visiting him to kill people!Can this family stop being so weird? !

"...Okay, I get it." Kong Po rattled his teeth suddenly weak, and he lost the mood to even look at Huang Ben.

"Well, it's good to know." Il fans nodded with satisfaction: "I personally suggest that you can participate in the special training of killer apprentices who beat the enemy Hakka. Naturally, there is a fee for this. Many people will sign up every year, and it is often difficult. You can get a place in the queue, but for the sake of being a funny friend, I can help you arrange an extra spot, and even enjoy special guidance."

"...Thanks, but I probably won't be able to pay the training fee." Kong Poxiang's mouth twitched a bit.There are already too many slots, she can't vomit at all...

"You're welcome, if you plan to participate, you can discuss with grandpa to offset the training fee in the form of missions."

"..."

Yi Ermi explained seriously, told her that she was going to leave at night, and then turned around to leave.Kongposqueaked his teeth and suddenly felt that he was in no mood to do anything, and began to get up depressed and put the fanbook into the suitcase.Then, just as Yiermi took a step, she suddenly remembered something, stopped and looked at Kong Poxiang with an emotionless face and said: "There is still something about you and Miji, although I I don't intend to interfere with your interests, but I still want to explain to you that next time you and Mi Chi attack each other, don't involve me. I saw your painting."

"……sorry."

"It's good to understand." Yi Ermi nodded expressionlessly.Then all of a sudden his figure disappeared.

"..." What else could she say.Had I known earlier that I wouldn't have come face-to-face?Who would have thought that this family would be so weird... Forget it, it's too late to say anything now.So Kong broke his teeth reluctantly and began to pack the suitcase.

After tidying up and checking out the room, when they joined Mi Ji, the two hummed to each other, but under the majesty of yielding and Yiermi, Mi Ji seemed extraordinarily honest.After getting on the airship, I started playing computer and ignored anyone.Yier fans didn't talk too much, so Kongpo Xiangya also turned on the computer to log in to the game, locked Mi Ji's location, and rushed to kill him.

Mi Ji played an assassin in the game, which fits his identity, but in the game he is not the opponent of Kong Po Xiang Ya, this guy didn't expect Kong Po Xiang Ya to come to kill him, so he made a decision immediately He resisted, but was still killed, and then Kongpoxiangfang began to guard the corpse beside him...

After being killed ten times in a row, Mi Ji finally slapped the table angrily: "What do you want?!"

Yi Ermi, who was propping her head up and not knowing what to meditate on, looked back at Mi Ji, without expressing anything.But Mi Chi still flinched.

"It was you who was talking about!" Seeing that Kong broke his teeth and ignored him, Mi Ji immediately raised his voice again.

"It's nothing." Kong Poxiang replied nonchalantly: "If you are dissatisfied, you can kill yourself."

"You wait!" Mi Ji sat back in the chair. Five minutes later, he slammed the mouse angrily, rushed into the toilet with his laptop on his shoulders, locked the door and never came out again.

... It's still useless to kill him offline.

Kong Po gritted his teeth and closed the notebook with a sigh. She thought Mi Chi would want to chat with her if he couldn't play the game.

In short, in this awkward and silent atmosphere, the airship finally arrived at Kukucha Mountain after 6 hours.As soon as he stopped, Mi Ji rushed out of the toilet with his notebook in his arms, and went straight to his room like a tornado.Kong Poxiang was a little speechless, she could only silently follow Yiermi back to the mansion where the enemy Hakka lived.

"If you plan to participate in the special training, let the maid take you to find your father or grandpa. But it's already late today, you can go to rest." After thinking for a while, Yiermi continued: "It's not okay to continue to live in the funny room. It's very suitable, I will let Huyin take you to the guest room, where the luggage can be temporarily stored."

Without waiting for Kong Poxiangya to make a statement, Yiermi suddenly snatched her luggage from Kongpoxiangya at some point, and then handed it over to the diamond-like old maid who appeared out of nowhere behind her, and ordered: "Huyin , take the guests to rest."

"Leave it to me, master."

Yi Ermi's figure disappeared again in an instant, Kong Po Xiang Fang was speechless, this family including the maid was too elusive.But she still sighed and had to follow Hu Yin to the guest room.

If it doesn't work, just complete the two tasks by yourself and leave quickly.Kong Po chattered his teeth and thought dejectedly, she was only here to meet friends online, and she didn't want to get involved with other people's families.

I should have dealt with that dog more lightly...

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