[Hunter] Netizens who beat the enemy Hakka

After parting from Mi Chi, Kong broke his teeth and went to scan the book angrily. The loli tentacle book was so popular that it was sold out early in the morning, and the rest of the books were either ugly or too strong.So Kong Poxiang simply bought a bunch of R18 tune/education BL books out of shame. As for Zhiyuan's matter... whoever cares about it.

And because of being stabbed by Yi Ermi, the mage's leather jacket with broken teeth was also torn on the chest, and her own blood caused the special effects of equipment wear and tear... which made her very eye-catching in the venue, almost Everyone with a camera saw her and asked to take a few pictures of her.

Afterwards, I don't know where Mi Chi went, anyway, after finishing scanning the book, Kong Poshen's teeth finally felt a little better.She walked out of the crowded venue with big bags and small bags, and opened Twitter to share her achievements, but suddenly found that she lost one FO person and one fan.

Kong Po gritted his teeth for a moment, so he clicked in to check...and found that Mi Ji had sent her to UNFO.

……Depend on!It turns out that what he said about dragging black is true!

Continue to check FACEBOOK, and find that you no longer have permission to view Miji's homepage.Kong Po rattled his teeth and became depressed, this extremely childish guy... So she turned off Facebook and directly dialed the funny phone number.

...The phone was actually pressed!

I made ten calls to Mi Ji in a row and all were pressed, until I reached No. 11, finally Mi Ji's impatient voice rang out from the other end of the phone.

"Why are you still calling! Didn't everyone say they broke up!"

"Sir! My luggage is still in your room! Let me take it away first!" Kong Poxiangya shouted angrily.

"..." Mi Ji on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, and then scolded, "I'm so annoying, come and take it within half an hour, or I'll throw it away!"

"If you dare to throw me, I will hunt you down in the game forever, believe it or not." Kong Po gritted his teeth back, then hung up the phone angrily, rushed to the road with his notebook in his arms, and stopped a car taxi.

"To the San Nosa Hotel."

…………

On the way in the car, Kong Cracking Tooth was a little calmer than before. Thinking about it carefully, she and Mi Ji have known each other for more than a year. Although they are just friends who downloaded dungeons together, they usually get along well without any conflicts, because It's a pity that today's quarrel turned upside down, after all, it wasn't their fault.So Kongpo Xiangya, who thought he was very mature, adjusted his mentality, and decided to wait until he saw Mi Ji to have a talk with him, to see if they could reconcile, we are still friends.

Unexpectedly, when he came to the door of the five-star suite that Mi Ji had booked, Kong Pojian found that all his luggage had been thrown out, including her ID card and passport, all of which were thrown at the door of the room and scattered all over the floor.

"I'm going!" Kong Po rattled his teeth in shock, and then she wanted to curse.Just throwing her ID card and passport outside... It's too much!In recent years, since the emergence of the Phantom Troupe, the crime rate in the world has been rising sharply. If someone takes away her ID card and swipes her credit card indiscriminately, she will have to repay the loan until she dies, okay? !

"Miji, open the door! Miji, open the door! You can open the door if you have the ability to embarrass yourself!"

Kongpo rang his teeth angrily and knocked on Miji's door. From the outside, he could hear Magical Girl Madoka's OP playing inside. Miji was [-]% inside, but he just didn't open the door, and I don't know if it was just to annoy her. , the volume inside turned up louder and louder.

"It's funny that I count to three, you won't open the door again, will you?!"

"One, two, three... well, just wait for me!"

Fortunately, she still wants to reconcile with this bastard!Kongpoxiangya felt that she was sincere for the dog, she quickly packed the things into the package, and then left the door of the funny room angrily.

After rushing out of the San Nosa Hotel, Kongpo Rattled his teeth and ran to a hotel not far away to register for accommodation, then went back to the room and quickly turned on the laptop and connected the drawing board.

She has already thought about how to retaliate against the joke.Seeing that he was so afraid of his elder brother, Kong Po rattled his teeth and quickly drew a sketch with a slightly heavy taste... In the picture, a naked Miji is lying on the ground, and his head is full of nails, and he is also naked The Yier fan was lying in front of him, pushing the fat on his belly hard... After finishing the painting, Kong gritted his teeth and admired the picture carefully, feeling like he was about to throw up.

Then she opened Twitter and uploaded the picture that she couldn't bear to look at directly, with the text below: Mi Ji and his elder brother.Subtitle - Big Brother Loves Me Again.

...wouldn't that be a little too much?

Before clicking send, she hesitated for a while, but she still picked up the phone and sent a text message to Mi Ji: Don't you have anything you want to say to me?If I apologize now, I will forgive you.

After 30 seconds, I received a ridiculous SMS reply: It's all your fault, and you are the one who needs to apologize.Oh sorry, I forgot to blackout your phone too.

……All right!Not friends anymore!

Kong Po broke his teeth and dropped the phone, angrily returned to the computer and clicked the send button.

you are welcome!

Although Miji put her in a two-way UNFO, their circle of friends still intersects.A few seconds later, the Twitter account exploded, and the picture was quickly forwarded crazily, and the nerds in the model circle went crazy.

"I'm going! It's funny!! I'm blind!"; "Reported"; "Why don't you draw Loli Lily anymore? I don't want to see such heavy tastes"; "Hahaha isn't that funny ? Too curious hahahaha"; "Blind! Negative points get lost!"; "UNFO!"... There was a lot of cursing, and the forwarding quickly exceeded a hundred.

Although I lost a few followers... But this feeling is so cool!

Kongpo rang his teeth and suddenly felt a bad breath, and threw himself on the bed hugging the quilt and rolling over.Her cell phone soon started ringing, and she answered it triumphantly.

"Warning Kongpo, delete that picture for me within ten seconds, or you will look better!" Miji's angry voice sounded from the other end of the phone.

"Unless you apologize to me, there will be no talk." Kong Po grunted.

"Apologize? There's no way!" Mi Ji yelled at the phone angrily: "I, I only warn you once!"

"Otherwise? What do you want? Hire your elder brother to kill me?" Kong Po snapped his teeth and sneered.

"Do you think I dare not?!"

"You bastard, you belong to the killer family anyway, if you can't beat me, let your brother vent your anger, and if you have the guts, do it yourself!"

"You wait for me!"

The Miji on the other end of the phone dropped the phone violently, grinning so loudly that she couldn't take care of herself, she was very sure that Miji didn't want to come to revenge by herself, so she changed into the mage leather suit in a good mood, took a shower and sat on the bed I started to flip through the little yellow book I just bought.

the other side.

Mi Ji stared at the picture on the computer that was transferred to his homepage and called "Brother Loves Me Again", so angry that his whole body was shaking with fat.He quickly unfollowed the few people who had retweeted the tweet, and started panting loudly.

Damn... Is he so curious, he feels like vomiting when he sees it!

Don't let the big brother see this... This is Mi Ji's only reaction before deciding to hack Kongpoxiangya's account—he has a sense of shame anyway, and he can't let his family know, otherwise he will become everyone's laughing stock... ...and the picture gave him nightmares...

Fortunately, the eldest brother doesn't use the Internet very much, if he is seen... Miji trembled for a moment, he began to curse Kongpoxiangya in his heart, while he began to hack into the account, and began to calculate how to get revenge, suddenly appeared behind him silently There was a figure.

"What are you doing, Miji."

"Wow!"

Mi Ji was shocked all over, he turned his head in horror, and saw his elder brother looking at him with those lifeless eyes like a black hole.

Mi Chi almost rolled off the seat, and immediately closed the page in a hurry.

"Big, big big brother! Why are you here?!"

"Grandpa asked me to watch you and take you home as soon as possible after this boring event."

Yiermi seems to have just finished the task, and there is still a faint smell of blood on his body.He glanced at the ridiculous computer screen flatly, his expression never changing: "I've seen it."

"This, that stinky girl did it! I'm planning to deal with it!" Mi Ji explained with a guilty conscience.

Yiermi always looks expressionless, even his family members can't see how he is feeling, but the guilty conscience immediately puts all the blame on Kong Poxiangya, trying his best to let himself get rid of the relationship .

"Oh? Did you quarrel." Yi Ermi tilted her head and stared at Mi Ji, his gaze made people feel a little hairy: "But why did she have such an idea? I'm not interested in it, and I have never considered it to you Do these things."

"..." Mi Ji was at a loss for words, didn't Nima become like this because she was punished by her elder brother? !But he dare not say it!And it's not a misunderstanding, it's intentional, okay? !And why tell him this in all seriousness?Are you telling a bad joke?Don't be so serious about making cold jokes!Can such a big brother be more terrifying? !

"Forget it, I just came to tell you not to run too far, ridiculous. The family has already indulged you very much."

"........."

After Yiermi warned the joke, he disappeared from his room in an instant.Mi Chi suddenly collapsed, feeling that his undershirt was soaked through.Then, as if he remembered something, he rushed to the computer and opened the web search...

For the time being, there is no news about Zhiyuan Rina. If you use other keywords, you can only find news about the suicide of fans of their former center Tian Dundun solo, which is always ranked first...

I don't know if the eldest brother killed Rina? !

Mi Ji felt panic like never before, he suddenly felt that he was really stupid to quarrel with Kongpoxiangya for this kind of thing, obviously they should unite!

Mi Ji was still immersed in annoyance and couldn't extricate himself from it, sitting cross-legged on the bed watching Huang Ben was overjoyed.At the check-in office of the hotel, Yi Ermi stood next to a front desk manager with a nail stuck in his head, looking up the latest name added to the check-in register.

Misha Wallinz.

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