Dry!Exploding the five-three, one test to conferred gods

When lying on the bed, the [Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Eating and Drinking] group started to display the nightlife mode:

The rich young master's second-rate son-Wei Wei: It's urgent, please help me! ! !

Xu Zhi scolded an idiot, and casually @ him: You took two girlfriends to fight again and overturned the car?

Cabbage beats a pig-Zhao Hong: No, no, my lord, listen to me, after you leave, the three of us will have no leader, and our status in the world will plummet. If we want to drink to relieve our worries, we skip class and go to Shuntian Winery to eat BBQ, with a somewhat tragic outcome.

Ahhhh-Shen Qian: Well, it's quite tragic.

Xu Zhi: What does it have to do with me.

The rich young master's second-rate son-Wei Wei: Young master, you can't be so heartless.

Cabbage beats the pig-Zhao Hong: Yes, yes, you are the cause of this incident.

Xu Zhi: After so many useless farts, I didn't explain anything clearly.

The second-rate son of the rich family-Wei Wei: While drinking and eating barbecue, we reminisced about the years when you led us to kill the county town. We drank too much wine and ate meat, but we didn’t bring enough money. We were detained by the boss.

Ahhh-Shen Qian: Either pay the money or notify the parents, Zhiye, you can't leave us alone.

Xu Zhi: I'll talk to my uncles and aunts, and ask if I need a taxi service?The child will give [-]% off to give back to the parents and folks.

These idiots who don't study all day.

Xu Zhi turned off his mobile phone and threw it on the table. After rolling around on the bed twice, he sat up suddenly and patted his face. What did he say about Wei Wei and the others just now.

Idiots who don't study!

Fuck, what did he say?Fantastic.Xu Zhi took out the mirror in the bedside cabinet and took a look. That's right, it's still the handsome Zhiye who sees the flowers blooming.

"What's your name?" he said to himself.

"Xu Zhi." He raised his hand again and replied.

Good, no amnesia.

"Xu Zhi, why do you suddenly love studying?" He said again: "Your retirement is an incalculable loss to the fighting world."

Can't think of a direct reason.

"Children changed the map and accidentally entered the broken fourth middle school. The fourth middle school has no humanity. Looking at the whole school, I can't find a single thug. Those who don't study are all idiots. There are even more idiots. Be the CP for the one who takes the first place in the test, and if he doesn’t change his mind, whoever dares to fail the test will call him Dad.” He changed his tone and asked himself.

"Yes, I'm crazy." Xu Zhi laughed for a moment, pulled the quilt over her head, and fell asleep.

At night, he sleeps late and wakes up early for make-up lessons. During the day, Xu Zhi always has to take a nap during recess or in class. Ji Daming and life committee member Yao Yiyi have another topic to tease:

What time did brother Chen go to bed today, and what time did classmate Xu go to sleep, they were really synchronized.

Ji Daming asked Huo Chen: "Brother Chen, why do you run back home in such a hurry every night after studying at night, are you cheating? Let me tell you that I have the responsibility to save Internet addicted teenagers."

Huo Chen looked at him worriedly: "Lao Ji, the psychiatric medicine you prescribed last time didn't seem to work, and the hallucinations have come out."

Ji Daming rolled his eyes: "Go away, you are sick, why are you sleepy like a dog during the day when you are not sick?"

Xu Zhi, who was already sleepy like a dog, raised his head and glanced at Ji Daming: "You patients, go talk with each other, don't get involved with me."

Everyone laughed wildly.

Xu Zhi scolded "Stupid X", and really wanted to have a fight.

After hesitating for two seconds, Xu Zhi decided not to earn another title of "School Bully" for himself, so he squinted again in humiliation.Huo Chen came over and knocked on his desk: "Old Guo is about to enter the classroom, please stand up."

Xu Zhi buried in his arms and yawned. He was so sleepy and annoyed that he immediately raised his leg and kicked: "...hiss."

Huo Chen jumped to avoid it, and when he retracted his foot, he bumped into the leg of the table, causing pain.

"Are you all right?" Song Huahua and the others gathered together when they heard the commotion, and coaxed in a drawn-out tone: "Do you want us to take you to the infirmary?"

Huo Chen, who ran away, squeezed over again, took out his mobile phone: "Don't touch him, I'll call 120."

Xu Zhi stretched out his hand and snatched his phone, grabbed Huo Chen's wrist and slapped it on the desk: "Which finger don't you want?"

Huo Chen bent over exaggeratedly, the summer light and shadow floated on his thick eyelashes, he smiled lightly, and asked the boys: "Now we're holding hands, isn't the progress bar a little fast?"

Xu Zhi underestimated the thickness of Huo Chen's skin, her cold fingertips were burned by the temperature of Huo Chen's wrist, and she felt uncomfortable for no reason: "Get lost."

Huo Chen dodged back, "Hiss—" and bumped into Li Yandong.

"An earthquake?" The tall man who was sleeping soundly was stunned by the bump.

Huo Chen knocked him on the head: "Let you sleep all day, the school closed down because of sleeping, and sold it to a black-hearted developer to build a building, and they are digging a teaching building."

"That's right, Lao Li, we are going to copy the guy and go desperately." Song Huahua picked up the Chinese textbook and rolled it up, dangling it on his head.

"That's right, I told you to sleep." Liu Bei joined the team to attack Li Yandong, and she raised her arms and called out: "Students, get up and defend the school."

"Walk, walk, go desperately." The boys picked up the pencil case and books and shouted: "Down with Lao Li, down with the black-hearted developers, and defend the school."

This group of mentally retarded.

Xu Zhi glanced out the window: "...Old Guo is here."

Guo Yake walked in through the back door with a steady pace, saw a group of boys making trouble, and took the door out again: "Excuse me, you continue."

Han Yunxi, the representative of the Chinese class, ran after her: "Mr. Guo, don't leave, we still have class."

Guo Yake took care of everything without being indecent. He stood in the corridor and straightened his shirt sleeves: "There is still 1 minute and 15 seconds left, you should check your status first."

Han Yunxi paused for a moment before turning his head and saying to the boys huddled together by the back door: "There are still 15 seconds left, you guys hurry up and finish making out."

The boys scattered like birds and beasts, and hurried back to their seats. The English class representative Mao Chuanchuan said dissatisfiedly: "Han Yunxi, you are also the Chinese class representative after all, can't you think carefully before shouting when you use words? What is intimacy? Our It is 'familiarity', which allows new students to integrate into the big family of Class [-] as soon as possible, do you understand?"

Han Yunxi held up the stop gesture, threw a small note and pasted it in Mao Chuanchuan's eyes: "Old Guo hates boys who hang around every day, remind them to tidy up their school uniforms in Chinese class in the future Be polite and sit down."

Mao Chuanchuan glanced at the podium with enlightenment. Guo Yake's face was so gloomy today, as if something terrible happened, but it seemed that it had nothing to do with them. He sat on the blackboard for a while book and said, "Cheer up and go to class."

The energetic class five: "..."

I really want to remind Lao Guo that you are the one with the worst spirit in the class.

Xu Zhi was going to sneak out to have a shower during class break, but was caught by Mao Chuanchuan: "Old Guo... well, there's a little bit of that... Anyway, don't be too friendly with boys in front of him."

Xu Zhi was stunned, and almost grabbed his collar and hung him up and asked, "What do you mean being too good with a boy?"

fuck.

This question almost stunned Mao Chuanchuan. He thought about his words for a long time and said: "Let me use an analogy. For example, Brother Chen recently looked a little restless when he saw a dead tree in spring. He was so excited that he seemed to be in love. That's what it means."

The author has something to say: Huo Chen: I hold hands with my boyfriend for the first time, mark.