Dry!Exploding the five-three, one test to conferred gods

"Old Guo," Xu Zhi poked his head out of the window, saw that Guo Ya was not in the corridor, and said, "I used to teach physical education, right? I taught you Chinese like this, and it's still spring with a dead tree. Why don't you say that spring is here, cat It's time to fuck."

Mao Chuanchuan immediately changed his serious face: "Old Guo, graduated from the top2 Chinese Department, one of the testers in the language group of the college entrance examination in G City, teaching physical education to carry a fat man of [-] catties with one hand?"

Xu Zhi: "..."

Forget that he didn't ask.

"It is said that when Lao Guo just graduated, he was very kind to the students. There was a senior among them, you know the kind of illegitimate father. He took care of life and study by himself," Mao Chuanchuan pouted: "The seniors in the college entrance examination Went to Peking University, everyone's happy ending, no, no, two years later, the senior's father came to the door, saying that Lao Guo... well, he is gay, you know, he took their son as far as he could, and he was going to die. "

Xu Zhimo said emotionally: "Twists and turns."

In fact, he thinks that Lao Guo's frolics between angry boys are unscientific. After all, gay is a secretive story between two people. If there are more than ten or twenty boys in the class huddled together, it would be silly. The possibility of being gay.

Talking about science to the Chinese teacher, pull it down, why bother.

Mao Chuanchuan: "Who says it's not."

Yao Yiyi leaned over to gossip: "Is it true that the incident between Lao Guo and the senior will follow?"

Mao Chuanchuan: "That's right, the senior brought his girlfriend to No. [-] Middle School to clarify the pure teacher-student friendship with Lao Guo. Otherwise, Lao Guo would not be able to stay in No. [-] Middle School. Teachers and students are gay, which is too much. It's taboo."

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Xu Zhi was fed a lot of old Guo's teacher-student past, seeing the expressions of regret or shock on the faces of the students who were talking in a low voice, she had nothing to say.

too far away from him.

After returning home from evening self-study and school, Xu Zhi entered the live broadcast class while drinking soda. He fed him twice and heard no response. He sent a message to "Waiting for someone": I'm ready for class.

The other party quickly replied: Today I will talk about the most valuable method, you should preview it first, I will go online 10 minutes later.

Xu Zhi: What's wrong with you?

After sending the message, I felt that I should not ask, after all, everyone has something to do.

It took a few seconds for the other party to display "typing", and a few minutes later, it was still "typing". It wasn't until the sound of the microphone test came from the live broadcast room that Xu Zhi received the message: It's time to calm down.

In the live broadcast room, the cartoon little teacher Muppet Tiger is online, and there is a lot of cute words, and then he announces the special subject to be learned today. Xu Zhi has no time to think about the four words "calming emotions", so he starts the class with Muppet Tiger .

The puppet tiger chattered for a long time, the rhythm was very fast, and he poured out the essence summed up by the master of S University, and grasped the key to solving the problem with the most value method in a few words, without giving Xu Zhi a little breath It seemed that he was testing the upper limit of his brainpower, and even the 10-minute rest in the middle was erased.

Until the end of the courseware, the kawaii pronunciation of the puppet tiger came from the live broadcast room: "Do you understand?"

Xu Zhi: "Understood, I still need to digest it slowly."

"How about once every other day, on the day when there is no class in the middle, you brush up on the questions to consolidate?"

the other party asked.

Xu Zhi: "Forget it, you can finish the lecture in a concentrated manner. I have less than 30 days left for the final exam, and I will stay for half a month to study the questions."

The other party is not a person who likes nonsense: the high school exam is basically based on the ratio of the college entrance examination questions, 5:3:2, you know. 50% of the questions are based on basic points, 30% are intermediate questions, and only 20% are considered difficult. Even a high school like No. [-] Middle School will not go to extremes. The degree of difficulty and the examination of knowledge are relatively reasonable of.

Xu Zhi: "I can still get points for 50% of the basic questions."

Opponent: Do more questions.If you have a good comprehension, you can get some points for the other 30% of the medium questions.

The remaining 20% ​​is still a long way to go.

Xu Zhi: "My comprehension is not bad, I have never seen anyone higher than me."

In front of S university masters, you must maintain a smart and alert personality, pretending that you are a delayed student master.

Opponent: Little classmate, do you suddenly care about your grades? Does it seem like the prodigal son has come to his senses?

Xu Zhi didn't bother to talk anymore, so he also typed: Ah, let's put it this way, I don't quite understand the words you use, maybe that's what it means.

The other party was silent for a while.

Xu Zhi: No, there are quite a lot of idiots in our grade, and the CP is very clear. You know, the positive one and the inverted one are a pair. Whoever suffers from building a building on the forum.

It's easy to complain at night, so he continued to type: and the number one in our grade, silly X out of the sky.

It's not just because of Huo Chen, maybe there's still a little rebellion in his youth. When others say he's going to fail the exam, he really fails the exam. It's a beautiful idea.

He doesn't.

The person on the other side seemed to choke, and a soft, dry laugh came from the microphone: Got it.

Xu Zhi: ...

You know shit.

Wait, why is the laughter of "waiting for someone" a little familiar? !

Hallucination.

Xu Zhi took a screenshot for him after a while: You little tiger has a sense of the times, I remember seeing it when I was a child.

The puppet little tiger's voice suddenly increased: "Where have you seen me?"

Xu Zhi thought for a while and said, "I don't remember for too long."

Opponent: It's getting late, you kowtow to thank you and kneel down.

Xu Zhi: ...

These years, the gods of learning have been concentrated and replaced. Don't play high and cold and play with your mouth?Little depressed.

The next day.

On the first day of the final exam review week, the representatives of each subject took turns to move in the practice question bank and mock test papers with bright covers from the office, and distributed them to everyone in a mighty manner.

The books piled up on the desks have increased visibly to the naked eye, and the thin and small students lie down on the desks, and the books in the front row can bury them.

City G has officially entered midsummer, hot and dry. The air conditioner in the classroom makes the sound of an old cow pulling a broken car. I don’t think this sound can cool it down. Even if the temperature has reached 20°C, some people are still drinking ice water. Picking up the school uniform on the chest to fan the wind.

The second section is physics class. Xu Zhi can't tell the difference between Newton's universal gravitation and electric current, etc. He is drowsy after listening to it, especially when he glances forward, he can see Huo Chen sleeping soundly. That kind of thing, sleeping in class is easy to contagious. Once Huo Chen fell asleep, he couldn't hold it anymore. At the beginning, he was fighting against Huo Chen, but after that, he really couldn't do it anymore. Go fuck it. I can't make it through, he sleeps with him, Huo Chen sleeps with Huo Chen, there is a bird relationship.

Just squinting, maybe it was the end of get out of class, when suddenly I heard the sound of heads turning in unison in the class, followed by someone saying, "Sister-in-law class is here."

Xu Zhi: "..."

What class sister-in-law.

The discomfort of being interrupted from his sleep made his face extremely cold, and he raised his head with difficulty: "..."

Ah oh.

There are too many girls in the class who are not in the fourth middle school, with beautiful contact lenses, long eyebrows, and if they get a cut-off cut, Xu Zhi will think that he has returned to the county high school.

A group of boys surrounded her, some whistling and some booing, making a lot of noise.

From junior high school to high school, not only the height and weight have grown, but also the hormones living in the hearts of boys and girls, which are not secreted because a dog chain is tied around the neck for the college entrance examination, on the contrary, it makes them even more irritable.

They are so excited right now.

The author has something to say: Huo Chen: Brother Qiu Chen wrote it down.

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