After marrying into a wealthy family, my little Taoism became popular

After hearing Si Huai's words, Mother Lin also fell silent.

After a while, she boasted dryly: "As expected of Master Si, you are really creative."

Si Huai responded calmly, and said solemnly: "Master rats have good skills to control rats."

Smoke him during the day, and he will smoke back.

Si Huai held the weasel by the back of the neck and approached the stew pot.

The rich aroma of chicken wafted over, and the weasel's eyes widened, salivating uncontrollably.

Soon, a puddle of suspicious water stains appeared on the quartz countertop in the kitchen.

After carrying it for a while, Si Huai's hands felt a little sore, so she asked Mama Lin to find a rope and tie up the weasel, covering it with sticky rat boards.

After making sure it couldn't escape, Si Huai moved his fingers and scooped up a bowl of chicken soup for himself.

There were more suspicious water stains around the weasel's mouth.

Si Huai looked at the time, it was three in the morning, it was still early before dawn.

The three members of the Lin family stood outside the kitchen, yawning one after another.

Seeing this, Si Huai also yawned. He went out and said to a few people: "You go to bed first, and we will talk when you wake up."

Papa Lin glanced at the kitchen, and said in a very tired voice, "Is it okay to go to bed?"

"Will it come out again?"

Si Huai: "Don't worry, it can't escape."

"If the kitchen burns down, you'll just die in it."

Papa Lin was even more worried: "Will the kitchen still burn?"

"..."

Mother Lin was very sleepy, and pushed him to the room: "Stop talking nonsense, Master Si will do whatever he says."

"I can't sleep," Lin Chengru said to Si Huai, "I'll just watch in the living room to avoid accidents."

Si Huai nodded and followed Lu Xiuzhi back to the room.

Lu Xiuzhi asked in a low voice, "What are you going to do?"

Si Huai's mind turned slowly: "Get ready to sleep."

"..."

Lu Xiuzhi laughed helplessly, and raised his hand to turn off the light.

As soon as he lay down on the bed, Si Huai woke up again.

The drowsiness that was about to engulf him just now suddenly disappeared.

He tossed and turned for a while, and heard Lu Xiuzhi's voice: "Can't sleep?"

Si Huai hummed: "I always feel like I forgot to do something."

Lu Xiuzhi: "Yes..."

Before he finished speaking, Si Huai's breath came over: "I forgot today's goodnight kiss."

Si Huai took the initiative to kiss her, originally she just wanted to kiss lightly to promote sleep.

Within a few seconds, Lu Xiuzhi took the initiative, swept every inch of his mouth, wrapped around the tip of his tongue, and sucked hard.

Si Huai squinted his eyes comfortably, the numbness went down his spine, and his waist was a little soft. ,

Lips and teeth collided, breathing intertwined.

Almost reacting to the kiss, Si Huaicai stopped slowly, gasped and said, "If you don't kiss for a day, your skills will get better."

Lu Xiuzhi didn't speak, and tilted his head to enclose his lips again, licking away the silver thread from the corner of his mouth.

Si Huai blinked, and met Lu Xiuzhi's dark eyes.

There was no expression on Lu Xiuzhi's face, but his breathing was a little hotter than usual.

Si Huai thought about it, and then praised again: "Mr. Lu, your kissing skills are better than toothbrushes, no, better than electric toothbrushes."

Lu Xiuzhi paused: "..."

Si Huai was still babbling: "Deep into the blind area of ​​the mouth, bringing extraordinary experience, the most important thing is lasting, the word lasting runs through you one by one."

Lu Xiuzhi kept the rest of his words in his mouth.

It was another long kiss, seeing Si Huai's lips moving, as if he wanted to speak, Lu Xiuzhi lightly bit his lips, his voice hoarse.

"Do you still want to sleep?"

Si Huai responded.

Lu Xiuzhi: "If you don't sleep, then you don't need to sleep."

Which one doesn't need to sleep?

Is it the kind he imagined?

Si Whistle paused, and said in a low voice: "We're still at someone else's house, isn't it a bit too exciting if we don't sleep..."

In the next second, he was hugged tightly by Lu Xiuzhi, felt the other person's hot body temperature, and realized that what he said just now was not just words.

"Good night."

Si Huai immediately shut up.

…………

The next morning, when Si Huai got up, she saw Lin's mother standing at the kitchen door watching the weasel.

After watching for a while, she walked up to Fei Xiuxiu and asked seriously, "Do you think I want to buy some more chickens?"

"This little half of the chicken is stewed dry, and the weasel will not die."

Lin Chengru: "..."

Fei Xiuxiu swiped her phone: "Now there are takeaways in supermarkets, I just buy a few and let them deliver them."

Si Huai was silent for a while, then walked into the kitchen, and carried the sleeping weasel to the table.

The weasel had been smoked all night, and the mung bean-sized eyes were tired, and the hairy face seemed to have changed a bit.

Papa Lin couldn't bear to see it like this.

He has never heard of the saying that animals are feudal, if he had, he would have said they looked like humans.

Most of the weasel's acts of revenge were pranks, and although they had caused some harm to him, they were not worthy of death.

Papa Lin asked in a low voice, "Master Si, are you really going to kill it?"

"Is there any other way?"

Si Huai: "...I didn't think about killing rats."

The daylight was bright, and Si Huai could clearly see a few white hairs on the weasel's body and face.

"It must be quite old."

Hearing this sentence, Weasel looked at Si Huai with a surprised face.

This human actually has a conscience?

Si Huai continued: "Being able to perform illusions and being able to use upper body skills should be quite high."

He glanced at the shrine in the corner and asked, "Do you want to protect the family fairy?"

weasel:? ? ?

The three members of the Lin family have never even heard of asking for a title, let alone Baojiaxian.

"What is Baojiaxian?"

Si Huai explained: "There are many such things in the north, that is, the five immortals of fox, yellow, white, willow and gray are enshrined at home, such as foxes, weasels, hedgehogs, snakes, and mice."

"Worship them and help them practice Taoism, and they will help you avoid disadvantages."

"But this weasel owes you, I will draw up a contract later, let him take the initiative to help you, no sacrifice is required."

The three members of the Lin family were shocked. On the one hand, it was because of Bao Jiaxian's incident, and on the other hand, it was because of Si Huai's words.

Proposed contract?What kind of contract?

Si Huai asked, "Either?"

Father Lin and Mother Lin looked at each other and shook their heads together.

Papa Lin said, "It looks like a wild weasel. It's not used to domestication. Let him return to nature."

"As for the contract you mentioned, just, let him apologize and stop disturbing us."

Mother Lin nodded, and echoed, "I also plan to worship our Dao Tiantian Zun. To be a human being, one must be single-minded."

Si Huai was stunned for a while, then raised his hand and scratched the weasel's head: "You're quite lucky."

Bumped into a nice family.

The weasel didn't expect this result either. Baojiaxian is not popular in the south. It has seen too many companions being beaten to death, so it fled to the mountains to practice.

After several years of practice, he was stuck in a bottleneck period, so he came out to ask for a seal.

It saw Lin's father and Lin's mother's kind face, still feeding the monkey, so it leaned over...

Without Baojiaxian, there is no need for a contract.

Si Huai asked Lin Chengru for a pen and A4 paper, and wrote a few simple and rude words.

[I, the weasel, swear to Dao Tiantian that I will never take revenge on the Lin family, but will only help them. If I break my promise, I will be greedy to death, and Dao will disappear. 】

I don't know if the weasel can read or not, so Si Huai read it to it.

"Make a paw print."

The plum blossom-shaped paw prints were stamped on the white paper. When the breeze blew, the weasel felt a certain force restraining it.

It looked up at Si Huai.

Si Huai said lazily, "Apologize first, then let you go."

The rat board was still stuck to the buttocks, and the weasel couldn't stand up, so he had to shake his bound forelimbs with difficulty, apologizing to Lin's father and Lin's mother.

After the matter was settled, Ms. Lin was no longer afraid. Instead, she thought the weasel was a little cute. Seeing it kept saying goodbye, she couldn't help but took out her mobile phone and took a few photos.

"I'll bring you a chicken leg to eat when I go climbing in the future."

The weasel paused, then stretched out two fingers, making a gesture of two.

Si Huai sneered, actually want two chicken legs?

Mother Lin exclaimed: "It will be better?"

Si Huai: "..."

The weasel glanced at Si Huai cautiously, not daring to hint any more, and obediently sat on the table, allowing Lin's mother to untie him.

Father Lin was worried that the weasel would scare the people in the community, so he took it downstairs himself.

Mother Lin walked to Si Huai's side: "Master Si, what should we do with this cult statue?"

The past two days have been busy with weasel affairs, and I haven't had time to deal with the statues of the shrine.

"Smash it up and throw it away."

Si Huai thought about it, and said to her, "You can call the police first."

"Okay, okay." Mother Lin nodded repeatedly.

Suddenly, the phone on the sofa rang.

Si Huai glanced, it was Fei Xiuxiu's cell phone.

The caller ID is Secretary Chen.

"Xiuxiu just followed Lao Lin downstairs, you can pick it up for her." Mother Lin said.

Si Huai picked up the phone, and an anxious voice rang out from the other end of the phone:

"Sister Xiu, is President Si by your side?"

"President Si is not in the company, and he didn't go to the hospital that he made an appointment with, so he can't be contacted..."