After marrying into a wealthy family, my little Taoism became popular

Being called a disabled little squirrel, the weasel paused, bared its teeth at Mama Lin, and made a sharp and piercing sound.

Lin Chengru carefully looked at the small animals on the table, and whispered to his mother, "Mom, squirrels don't seem to grow like this."

Mother Lin sighed: "So it is disabled."

"..."

Lin Chengru said slowly, "This looks like a weasel."

"It's a weasel."

Mother Lin was stunned for a moment, then suddenly said: "So the weasel looks like this."

In the next second, Papa Lin turned around suddenly, staring blankly at the air with no focus.

"Does it look like a human to you?"

Mother Lin raised her hand and shook it in front of him. Seeing that he didn't blink, she gasped: "Old Lin! Are you blind?!"

The weasel on the table couldn't take it any longer, screamed, picked up the scattered gravel and threw them at Mother Lin and Father Lin.

After smashing it and still not breathing, he jumped off the table and ran to them quickly, waving his claws to attack.

Si Huai frowned, and when the weasel jumped onto Mama Lin's lap, he turned sideways and grabbed the nape of its neck.

The weasel did not expect the man to be so agile.

It tried its best to swing its limbs, trying to scratch Si's arms, but the back of its neck was being grabbed, so it couldn't scratch or bite.

Si Huai was trying to find something to lock it up, when the weasel stopped struggling, and a light yellow liquid was secreted from its lower body.

Before Si Huai could react, the pale yellow liquid quickly vaporized, and an extremely foul smell wafted into the air.

Not only is it smelly, but it also makes people's eyes hurt and dizzy.

Si Huai reflexively let go, and the weasel ran away.

Si Huai almost vomited, he squinted his eyes and walked out.

The slightly cool and fragrant breath blows towards the face, dispelling the lingering stench in the nostrils.

Si Huai lowered his head, pressed against Lu Xiuzhi's shoulder and neck, and breathed hard.

"Smell me."

Lu Xiuzhi held his wrist and led him outside, so as not to be smoked if he stayed in the ruined temple.

The breath on Lu Xiuzhi's body and the fragrance of grass and trees in the forest slowed down for a while, and Si Huai finally recovered, his eyes were still a little stinging.

He squinted his eyes and saw that Lu Xiuzhi was still looking as usual after being attacked by the stench, and turned to look at the Lin family.

Si Huai was the closest to the weasel, and was the most severely smoked. The three members of the Lin family were a little better than him, but they also looked ugly and faintly nauseous.

The slightly distorted faces of the three were in stark contrast to Lu Xiuzhi's indifferent appearance.

Si Huai couldn't help asking: "Mr. Lu, don't you think it stinks?"

Lu Xiuzhi hummed, and said slowly, "You are very fragrant."

Si Huai was startled, pulled up his collar and smelled it, but he didn't smell anything.

He doesn't use perfume, and he was so tired last night that he just took a shower without applying shower gel.

Si Huai lowered his voice and asked, "What do you smell?"

"Could it be body odor?"

Lu Xiuzhi: "...No."

Si Huai didn't notice the ambiguous atmosphere between the two of them at all, so he turned and walked towards the Lin family.

Mother Lin frowned and complained: "The little squirrel, no, why did the weasel scratch us?"

"The apples I gave it that day were imported."

Si Huai: "It should be a failure to obtain the title."

Lin's mother was puzzled: "What do you ask for?"

Si Huai explained: "Animals cultivate to a certain level, and they will ask for honor from humans. People with high spirituality will hear the weasel questioning him, asking if he looks like a human."

"If the answer is like, then it will go to a higher level in practice. If you say it's not like or directly drive away the insults, you will lose decades of Taoism."

Papa Lin woke up, his expression changed.

He turned to Mama Lin and said, "I heard you ask me if he looked like a human when I was climbing the mountain that day."

Mother Lin quickly said: "I didn't, don't wrong people."

Father Lin: "..."

"Whether you asked it or not, I said it doesn't look like it."

Lin Chengru suddenly realized: "That's why the weasel felt resentful and tried every means to get revenge."

Si Huai nodded and said to them, "It failed again just now, so it should be even more angry."

Mother Lin asked nervously, "What should I do?"

"Is it too late to say that it looks like a human? I don't even know that there is such a thing as a ban..."

Si Huai scanned the surrounding area, the forest was silent, only the crisp sound of birds chirping, and the ground was covered with fallen leaves, it was impossible to see where the weasel had gone.

"Go back first."

Mother Lin asked cautiously, "Can I go directly?"

"of course."

Si Huai comforted: "The weasel has a strong desire for revenge, and it will definitely come to the door again when it is so angry."

Mother Lin: "..."

Not comforted at all.

After going down the mountain, Lin's mother was worried that the weasel would sneak into the house at any time, so she hurriedly cleaned up two rooms, one for Si Huai and Lu Xiuzhi, and one for Fei Xiuxiu.

Although she was under the same roof as Si Huai, Mother Lin was still a little worried and asked, "Master Si, what if the weasel comes and then runs away?"

"Do you have any spells to deal with it?"

Si Huai thought for a while: "Go and buy some strong sticky mouse boards."

Mother Lin nodded, a little curious: "What kind of magic can the sticky mouse board cast?"

Si Huai faintly spit out two words: "Sticky Mouse."

Weasel, at least with a mouse character.

Mother Lin was silent for a moment, and asked: "The weasel has human nature, can it really stick to it?"

Si Huai: "Buy more."

"The sticky net is restored, sparse but not leaky."

In the evening, Ms. Lin bought a bunch of sticky mouse boards. She spread the bought sticky mouse boards beside the bed, even the toilet.

Everyone waited all night in the living room, but there was no movement, so they went back to their rooms to sleep.

Worried that we are in someone else's house, a weasel might appear at any time, Si Huai didn't sleep naked, and slapped Lu Xiuzhi next to him, rubbing the cool air off his body.

The two arms touched each other, Lu Xiuzhi paused with his fingertips, and stroked his arm.

Along the wrist bone, slowly upwards, rubbing the shallow scar on Si Huai's arm.

Si Huai felt a little itchy, so he raised his hand to pick at his arm, and said with a smile, "What's so good about the scar."

"When you were young, what righteousness did you see? What did you do bravely for?"

In the darkness, Lu Xiuzhi's voice seemed a little deeper.

Si Huai was in a daze, unexpectedly, Lu Xiuzhi still remembered what he said casually before.

This scar is a badge of honor for righteous deeds.

After a while, he said slowly, "Help the old lady across the road."

Lu Xiuzhi was helpless: "How did you get hurt helping the old lady cross the road?"

Si Huai looked at the ceiling and said casually: "After helping the old lady, a weasel suddenly sprang out from the side of the road. Seeing that the old lady was about to fall, I supported the old lady with one hand and kicked towards her with the speed of lightning. Weasel, the situation at that time was called a..."

After talking nonsense, Si Huai yawned: "Sleep, good night."

"Good night."

In the early morning, half asleep and half awake, Mother Lin's screams rang out.

Si Huai woke up instantly and ran to the master bedroom.

Papa Lin stepped on the sticky mouse board with his bare feet, as if he had fallen into some kind of hysteria, he danced and kept saying, "You look like a human."

"You are more human than human."

Mother Lin slapped the quilt with a badminton racket, and when she saw Si Huai and the others coming, she shouted, "Here it is!"

"I saw it."

Si Huai raised his eyelids, and there was an upright weasel standing on the bedside table behind Mama Lin.

"It's behind you."

Mother Lin froze, turned her head slowly, and saw the weasel staring at her coldly, she was so frightened that she threw away the badminton racket and hid behind Si Huai.

Si Huai glanced at the window of the master bedroom, it was closed, and the weasel seemed to come in through the door.

Si Huaile was upset, he turned his head to let Mama Lin go out, and closed the door of the room by the way.

As soon as the door was locked with a click, the weasel realized something and turned to run to the window.

Just about to open the window, Si Huai's proud voice sounded from behind:

"The windows are locked, you can't escape."

The weasel looked up, it knew what a window lock was.

With force on its hind legs, it jumped up and turned the crescent lock.

It moved very quickly, and it finished before Si Huai approached, and even looked back at Si Huai provocatively.

The weasel pressed its two front paws on the glass and pushed hard.

The windows didn't budge.

Push again, still not moving.

Immediately afterwards, Si Huai's voice sounded above his head: "Would you believe me if I said it was locked?"

The windows were unlocked, but the weasel had locked them himself.

The nape of the neck was pinched again, the body was suspended in the air, and the weasel's small eyes widened slightly.

Si Huai could see the unbelievable expression on its hairy face.

Si Huai sneered: "You like smoking people, don't you?"

He picked up a sticky mouse board and stuck it to the weasel's butt first to prevent him from secreting the stinky fluid.

Si Huai pushed open the door and walked out with the weasel in his arms.

Seeing him walking forward without looking back, Mother Lin quickly asked, "Master Si, where are you going?"

Si Huai: "The kitchen."

The sleepy-eyed Lin Chengru suspected that he had heard it wrong, so he turned his head and asked, "Mom, where is Master Si going?"

"kitchen."

Mother Lin thought for a while, and said to her son, "I searched about the weasel on the Internet, and its meat has the effect of detoxifying and relieving pain."

"Master Si may want to detoxify your father."

In the master bedroom, Papa Lin slowly woke up, his body covered with sticky mouse boards.

Si Huai carried the weasel into the kitchen, found the leftover chicken soup from dinner, and boiled it.

Not long after, the mellow smell of chicken soup filled the air.

Mother Lin couldn't help asking: "Master Si, do you want to cook weasel stewed chicken?"

"Will it affect the medicinal properties?"

weasel:? ? ?

Si Wai paused, then looked at Mama Lin in surprise: "Do you want to eat it?"

Mother Lin was at a loss: "You, don't you want to cook him?"

Si Huai was silent for a while, and said honestly: "I just want to kill it."

weasel:? ? ?