After marrying into a wealthy family, my little Taoism became popular
Chapter 74 Revenge
"delicious."
Dong Dashan was even more dazed. After he became a ghost, did he actually classify them according to whether they tasted good or not?
Did he hear it wrong?
"Delicious?"
Si Huai glanced at him and explained, "It means literally."
Dong Dashan slowly lowered his head, looked at Xiaoqing who was not as tall as his legs, and couldn't believe it: "Eat, eat..."
Xiaoqing licked her mouth, raised her head and asked, "Do you want to try it?"
"I still have some snacks."
As he spoke, he took out a meat ball from his body and handed it to Dong Dashan.
Seeing Xiaoqing's slightly squirming "snack", Dong Dashan took a step back, tripped over Si Huai's foot, and sat down next to him.
Dong Dashan said dryly: "No, no need."
Xiaoqing stared at him tightly with eyes without whites.
Dong Dashan stammered and added: "I, I'm quite picky."
"And this, this thing, I may not be able to digest it."
Xiaoqing responded and put away the meatball.
There were still some minor matters that could not be resolved, so Si Huai sent Xiaoqing back to Lu's house first, Xiaoqing waved at Dong Dashan, and slowly disappeared into the air.
Dong Dashan stared blankly at the air, still digesting the matter of eating ghosts.
After a long time, he spoke slowly: "Si Huai, we all cook...Is it Hannibal from the ghost world?"
"Or are all ghosts like this?"
People become ghosts after they die, and they have to die again after becoming ghosts.
What the hell kind of human suffering is this?
Si Huai lowered his head and poked the phone screen quickly, but didn't hear his words.
Dong Dashan leaned over and repeated: "Si Huai, I just..."
He paused, and saw Si Huai's phone screen.
is a calculator.
Seeing the numbers above, Dong Dashan had a bad feeling.
Si Huai recalled the talisman paper he had just used up, looked at the peace talisman in Dong Dashan's palm, and added one hundred to the calculator.
"This is the talisman money used today. For the sake of my roommate, I will give you a [-]% discount on the labor cost."
"..."
Dong Dashan said quietly: "Is this the legendary rich man?"
Si Huai said calmly, "No, this money is for your long memory."
After a moment of silence, Dong Dashan looked at him suspiciously: "Is this money the little fortune you mentioned earlier?"
Si Huai raised his eyebrows: "So your salary is gone this month."
Dong Dashan let out a long sigh.
Si Huai patted him on the head and encouraged him: "Sell more beauty charms, and you'll earn back the money."
Dong Dashan: "..."
After deducting his wages, he still didn't forget to continue to squeeze him!
The two walked out of the balcony garden, Dong Dashan hung his head, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became: "Why didn't my mother notice something was wrong at the beginning, I have made videos several times..."
Si Huai paused, then turned to look at him: "Can you see her face clearly in the video?"
"sure."
Dong Dashan nodded: "After seeing the face clearly a few times, I quickly hung up, saying that I was shy."
"The other times it was dark and I couldn't see her face clearly. Now that I think about it, her face is not the same as the one in the video..."
Dong Dashan muttered, he didn't pay attention to the long-haired girl walking towards him, and accidentally bumped into the long-haired girl standing beside him.
The long-haired girl was flipping through the keys in the bag, and the contents of the bag were scattered all over the floor.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Dong Dashan hurriedly bent down to pick it up.
"fine."
Dong Dashan paused, the voice sounded familiar, he slowly raised his head, and met a fair and delicate face.
This face is very familiar.
It was the face that appeared on the screen when he had a video with the female ghost.
Dong Dashan froze, jumped behind Si Huai in an instant, and screamed, "Ghost, ghost!"
Girl with long hair: "..."
Si Huai took a look and pushed Dong Dashan away: "This is a human being."
Dong Dashan held on to the safety talisman tightly: "She looks exactly like that female ghost in the video!"
"..."
The long-haired girl took a look at them and felt that the two were crazy, and she wanted to leave everything scattered on the ground, so she opened the door and ran into the house.
With a bang, Dong Dashan slowly came back to his senses.
Si Huai frowned and asked, "Is she the same as the girl in the video?"
Dong Dashan nodded.
Si Huai thought for a moment, then explained: "The female ghost probably wanted her body, and the few times I videoed with you, the female ghost probably slapped her face..."
Dong Dashan was stunned for a moment, and quickly asked: "Then what's wrong with this girl?"
"The female ghost is dead and clean."
Si Huai looked down and saw a string of familiar bracelets on the ground.
A frosted vial hung from a silver chain, much like the one at a friend's house in Lao Si.
He frowned, picked up the bracelet, and looked it over carefully.
Inside the vial was a clump of foul-smelling hair.
Dong Dashan helped to clean up the scattered things on the ground, then put the messenger bag at the door of the long-haired girl's house, and apologized through the door: "I'm sorry."
I don't know if the other party heard it, but he continued:
"My contact information is also put here, if something breaks, call me, I will compensate you..."
Si Huai raised his eyelids and glanced at Dong Dashan's face.
The black air dissipated, and the right fate came.
As soon as they reached the first floor, sirens sounded outside the community.
Uncle Security grabbed Li Wenshuai's arm, and said to one of the policemen with inch hair, "That's him, a college student reported him as a wanted criminal."
The inch-headed police officer saw the handcuffs on Li Wenshuai's hands, and shouted helplessly: "Dad! Handcuffs can't be used indiscriminately!"
"I'm doing harm for the people."
Uncle security pushed Li Wenshuai: "Hurry up and take him to the police station."
Li Wenshuai wanted to cry without tears, and shouted: "I'm really not a wanted criminal. I, I just ran into a ghost. I don't know what happened. I was handcuffed as soon as I opened my eyes."
"What kind of ghost is that? Young Qingqing is full of nonsense." The security uncle scolded.
The police officer with an inch head took out his mobile phone, scanned Li Wenshuai's face, but found no relevant information, and sighed: "Dad, he is not a wanted criminal."
"It's a college student."
The security uncle caught a glimpse of the two people coming out of Unit 1 from the corner of his eye, and hurriedly shouted, "Students, come quickly and talk to the police."
After seeing Si Huai's face clearly, the inch-headed policeman was stunned for a moment, and hurried forward: "Ah, you are Si Huai, are you the Si Guanzhu of Daotian Temple?"
Si Huai hummed and rolled his eyelids.
The inch-cut policeman looked familiar, as if he had met him at the police station before.
The inch-headed policeman hurriedly asked, "Si Guanzhu, what happened just now?"
Si Huai told the truth and briefly described the process of catching ghosts.
The Cuntou police knew that there were some supernatural events in Shang Yang recently, and they were not in charge of such things. They simply sent a notice to them not to meddle in their own business sometimes.
"... Then he casually said that this thin monkey is a wanted criminal."
After listening to Si Huai's retelling, the inch-headed police officer looked serious: "Okay, I will report this matter."
Si Huai nodded, and handed him the silver chain he picked up: "It probably has something to do with this thing."
The inch-headed policeman put it away carefully, and walked to the uncle security guard: "Dad, I asked, it was a misunderstanding."
Uncle Security: "I don't think he looks like a good guy..."
"He is really not a wanted criminal, let him go quickly."
"Ah, the key is missing."
…………
In the evening, Si Huai opened Weibo and found that the rejection article he wrote had very few views, not even as good as a landscape photo he casually posted.
After thinking about it for a while, Si Huai posted another lucky draw Weibo, the content was simple and rude.
[A lottery worth more than 50!Retweet the article rejected by the review society and draw ten beauty charms!One hundred peace symbols! 】
In one day, the number of reposts of the article exceeded [-].
Most of them are for the lottery, and a small number of people are sincerely reposting:
[I told my mother in my dream that I couldn't do it, she just had a big mouth on her backhand. 】
[Smack me, smack me, smack me! 】
[Three questions a day, can the price of the beauty charm be reduced? 】
[I specially went to pay homage to Tian Tianzun, he is really spiritual, so I won't have nightmares that night. 】
【Forcibly pushed to the incense and goodbye!Once and for all! 】
【To be honest, I feel refreshed after wearing the fragrance. 】
…………
Lujia
Si Huai rested his chin and reluctantly continued to read.
Just turned a page, the phone ding dong ding dong ringing non-stop.
The sales of Taobao stores are getting better and better, Dong Dashan is too busy with one customer service, and Si Huai can't find any other suitable customer service for the time being, so he has to go back to his old business and personally serve as after-sales customer service.
Si Huai suppressed the corners of his raised lips, and said to Lu Xiuzhi solemnly: "It's about the Taobao store, I have to check it out."
He put down the book confidently and picked up the phone.
User 12345: [Didn't it say that the express delivery in the same city will arrive in the early morning? 】
User 12345: [I bought the safety charm last night, but I haven't received it today! 】
User 12345: [What's the matter with you?Fuck me on purpose? 】
Si Huai glanced at the customer's order. The name was filled with a nickname, not a real name.
After-sales customer service: [Kiss, please provide your real name, and I will ship it to you immediately tonight. 】
User 12345: [Why do you need your real name? 】
After-sales customer service: [If you can't receive the nickname, you need your real name. 】
The message was read directly, but the other party did not reply to the message for a long time, so Si Huai happily played with his mobile phone.
On the other side, Li Wen was so handsome that he hammered the bed hard. Because of the female ghost, he couldn't sleep well these days. After hesitating for a long time, he ordered the peace talisman of Dao Tianguan.
I thought I finally had a good night's sleep, but the goods didn't arrive?
Li Wenshuai calmed down for a moment and went to change his Taobao nickname, only to find that Taobao nicknames were not allowed to be changed.
He didn't dare to provide his real name, so he had to switch trumpets.
Li Wenshuai poked open the Daotianguan customer service dialog box and asked if he could change to a smaller size for delivery.
A red exclamation mark appears before the message.
[You have been blocked by the other party. 】
"Fuckfuckfuck!"
Late night
Old Chen Zhizha
Lao Chen stared at the two thick dark circles under his eyes, while repairing the damaged paper piercing, while answering the call from Si Huai: "Last night?"
"All the paper piercers came back last night, and all the goods were sent out."
"Which order did you not receive?"
"User 12345?"
Old Chen hung up the phone, pushed his glasses, and scolded Si Huai in a low voice: "What kind of person, how can there be such a person in the world!"
"I haven't asked you for medical expenses yet, there is a problem with the courier..."
Outside the door, a blue figure stopped and walked into the store: "Is it the store manager?"
Old Chen raised his head and looked up and down the young blue-robed Taoist priest: "Are you okay?"
The blue-robed Taoist put a peace talisman on the table: "This... seems to be something from your house?"
"What about my house?" Old Chen curled his lips and rolled his eyes, "it's something from Grandet. That kid doesn't know how to cheat and sell it, but he can sell so many talismans."
Hearing this, the blue-robed Taoist raised his eyes. Although he had single eyelids, his eyes were big, and his black pupils seemed to be bottomless. He stared straight at Old Chen: "Don't you know who he is?"
His voice was low and hoarse, with a strange rhythm, Lao Chen was in a daze, his eyes gradually blurred, and he spoke his mind.
"No, I don't know, he, he just beat me up, cheated me a lot, and made me lose money..."
Hearing Lao Chen's complaints to Si Huai, the blue-robed Taoist priest hooked his lips and asked slowly, "Do you want him to be punished?"
Old Chen nodded.
The blue-robed Taoist priest pushed the peace talisman under Lao Chen's nose, and reminded in a low voice: "The method of revenge is in your hands."
"His name is Si Huai, the master of Taoist Temple."
After an unknown amount of time, Lao Chen came to his senses, and he was the only one left in the shop.
He picked up the peace charm slowly.
Different from other peace talismans, this talisman paper was cold for a while, as if it had been frozen in a freezer for a long time.
Old Chen lowered his head, and searched for Daotianguan and Sihuai on the Internet.
After reading the full screen of Daotianguan's deeds, his eyes lit up, and he tightly held the peace talisman in his palm.
The words of the Taoist priest in blue rang in his ears.
How to get rich...
Dong Dashan was even more dazed. After he became a ghost, did he actually classify them according to whether they tasted good or not?
Did he hear it wrong?
"Delicious?"
Si Huai glanced at him and explained, "It means literally."
Dong Dashan slowly lowered his head, looked at Xiaoqing who was not as tall as his legs, and couldn't believe it: "Eat, eat..."
Xiaoqing licked her mouth, raised her head and asked, "Do you want to try it?"
"I still have some snacks."
As he spoke, he took out a meat ball from his body and handed it to Dong Dashan.
Seeing Xiaoqing's slightly squirming "snack", Dong Dashan took a step back, tripped over Si Huai's foot, and sat down next to him.
Dong Dashan said dryly: "No, no need."
Xiaoqing stared at him tightly with eyes without whites.
Dong Dashan stammered and added: "I, I'm quite picky."
"And this, this thing, I may not be able to digest it."
Xiaoqing responded and put away the meatball.
There were still some minor matters that could not be resolved, so Si Huai sent Xiaoqing back to Lu's house first, Xiaoqing waved at Dong Dashan, and slowly disappeared into the air.
Dong Dashan stared blankly at the air, still digesting the matter of eating ghosts.
After a long time, he spoke slowly: "Si Huai, we all cook...Is it Hannibal from the ghost world?"
"Or are all ghosts like this?"
People become ghosts after they die, and they have to die again after becoming ghosts.
What the hell kind of human suffering is this?
Si Huai lowered his head and poked the phone screen quickly, but didn't hear his words.
Dong Dashan leaned over and repeated: "Si Huai, I just..."
He paused, and saw Si Huai's phone screen.
is a calculator.
Seeing the numbers above, Dong Dashan had a bad feeling.
Si Huai recalled the talisman paper he had just used up, looked at the peace talisman in Dong Dashan's palm, and added one hundred to the calculator.
"This is the talisman money used today. For the sake of my roommate, I will give you a [-]% discount on the labor cost."
"..."
Dong Dashan said quietly: "Is this the legendary rich man?"
Si Huai said calmly, "No, this money is for your long memory."
After a moment of silence, Dong Dashan looked at him suspiciously: "Is this money the little fortune you mentioned earlier?"
Si Huai raised his eyebrows: "So your salary is gone this month."
Dong Dashan let out a long sigh.
Si Huai patted him on the head and encouraged him: "Sell more beauty charms, and you'll earn back the money."
Dong Dashan: "..."
After deducting his wages, he still didn't forget to continue to squeeze him!
The two walked out of the balcony garden, Dong Dashan hung his head, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became: "Why didn't my mother notice something was wrong at the beginning, I have made videos several times..."
Si Huai paused, then turned to look at him: "Can you see her face clearly in the video?"
"sure."
Dong Dashan nodded: "After seeing the face clearly a few times, I quickly hung up, saying that I was shy."
"The other times it was dark and I couldn't see her face clearly. Now that I think about it, her face is not the same as the one in the video..."
Dong Dashan muttered, he didn't pay attention to the long-haired girl walking towards him, and accidentally bumped into the long-haired girl standing beside him.
The long-haired girl was flipping through the keys in the bag, and the contents of the bag were scattered all over the floor.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Dong Dashan hurriedly bent down to pick it up.
"fine."
Dong Dashan paused, the voice sounded familiar, he slowly raised his head, and met a fair and delicate face.
This face is very familiar.
It was the face that appeared on the screen when he had a video with the female ghost.
Dong Dashan froze, jumped behind Si Huai in an instant, and screamed, "Ghost, ghost!"
Girl with long hair: "..."
Si Huai took a look and pushed Dong Dashan away: "This is a human being."
Dong Dashan held on to the safety talisman tightly: "She looks exactly like that female ghost in the video!"
"..."
The long-haired girl took a look at them and felt that the two were crazy, and she wanted to leave everything scattered on the ground, so she opened the door and ran into the house.
With a bang, Dong Dashan slowly came back to his senses.
Si Huai frowned and asked, "Is she the same as the girl in the video?"
Dong Dashan nodded.
Si Huai thought for a moment, then explained: "The female ghost probably wanted her body, and the few times I videoed with you, the female ghost probably slapped her face..."
Dong Dashan was stunned for a moment, and quickly asked: "Then what's wrong with this girl?"
"The female ghost is dead and clean."
Si Huai looked down and saw a string of familiar bracelets on the ground.
A frosted vial hung from a silver chain, much like the one at a friend's house in Lao Si.
He frowned, picked up the bracelet, and looked it over carefully.
Inside the vial was a clump of foul-smelling hair.
Dong Dashan helped to clean up the scattered things on the ground, then put the messenger bag at the door of the long-haired girl's house, and apologized through the door: "I'm sorry."
I don't know if the other party heard it, but he continued:
"My contact information is also put here, if something breaks, call me, I will compensate you..."
Si Huai raised his eyelids and glanced at Dong Dashan's face.
The black air dissipated, and the right fate came.
As soon as they reached the first floor, sirens sounded outside the community.
Uncle Security grabbed Li Wenshuai's arm, and said to one of the policemen with inch hair, "That's him, a college student reported him as a wanted criminal."
The inch-headed police officer saw the handcuffs on Li Wenshuai's hands, and shouted helplessly: "Dad! Handcuffs can't be used indiscriminately!"
"I'm doing harm for the people."
Uncle security pushed Li Wenshuai: "Hurry up and take him to the police station."
Li Wenshuai wanted to cry without tears, and shouted: "I'm really not a wanted criminal. I, I just ran into a ghost. I don't know what happened. I was handcuffed as soon as I opened my eyes."
"What kind of ghost is that? Young Qingqing is full of nonsense." The security uncle scolded.
The police officer with an inch head took out his mobile phone, scanned Li Wenshuai's face, but found no relevant information, and sighed: "Dad, he is not a wanted criminal."
"It's a college student."
The security uncle caught a glimpse of the two people coming out of Unit 1 from the corner of his eye, and hurriedly shouted, "Students, come quickly and talk to the police."
After seeing Si Huai's face clearly, the inch-headed policeman was stunned for a moment, and hurried forward: "Ah, you are Si Huai, are you the Si Guanzhu of Daotian Temple?"
Si Huai hummed and rolled his eyelids.
The inch-cut policeman looked familiar, as if he had met him at the police station before.
The inch-headed policeman hurriedly asked, "Si Guanzhu, what happened just now?"
Si Huai told the truth and briefly described the process of catching ghosts.
The Cuntou police knew that there were some supernatural events in Shang Yang recently, and they were not in charge of such things. They simply sent a notice to them not to meddle in their own business sometimes.
"... Then he casually said that this thin monkey is a wanted criminal."
After listening to Si Huai's retelling, the inch-headed police officer looked serious: "Okay, I will report this matter."
Si Huai nodded, and handed him the silver chain he picked up: "It probably has something to do with this thing."
The inch-headed policeman put it away carefully, and walked to the uncle security guard: "Dad, I asked, it was a misunderstanding."
Uncle Security: "I don't think he looks like a good guy..."
"He is really not a wanted criminal, let him go quickly."
"Ah, the key is missing."
…………
In the evening, Si Huai opened Weibo and found that the rejection article he wrote had very few views, not even as good as a landscape photo he casually posted.
After thinking about it for a while, Si Huai posted another lucky draw Weibo, the content was simple and rude.
[A lottery worth more than 50!Retweet the article rejected by the review society and draw ten beauty charms!One hundred peace symbols! 】
In one day, the number of reposts of the article exceeded [-].
Most of them are for the lottery, and a small number of people are sincerely reposting:
[I told my mother in my dream that I couldn't do it, she just had a big mouth on her backhand. 】
[Smack me, smack me, smack me! 】
[Three questions a day, can the price of the beauty charm be reduced? 】
[I specially went to pay homage to Tian Tianzun, he is really spiritual, so I won't have nightmares that night. 】
【Forcibly pushed to the incense and goodbye!Once and for all! 】
【To be honest, I feel refreshed after wearing the fragrance. 】
…………
Lujia
Si Huai rested his chin and reluctantly continued to read.
Just turned a page, the phone ding dong ding dong ringing non-stop.
The sales of Taobao stores are getting better and better, Dong Dashan is too busy with one customer service, and Si Huai can't find any other suitable customer service for the time being, so he has to go back to his old business and personally serve as after-sales customer service.
Si Huai suppressed the corners of his raised lips, and said to Lu Xiuzhi solemnly: "It's about the Taobao store, I have to check it out."
He put down the book confidently and picked up the phone.
User 12345: [Didn't it say that the express delivery in the same city will arrive in the early morning? 】
User 12345: [I bought the safety charm last night, but I haven't received it today! 】
User 12345: [What's the matter with you?Fuck me on purpose? 】
Si Huai glanced at the customer's order. The name was filled with a nickname, not a real name.
After-sales customer service: [Kiss, please provide your real name, and I will ship it to you immediately tonight. 】
User 12345: [Why do you need your real name? 】
After-sales customer service: [If you can't receive the nickname, you need your real name. 】
The message was read directly, but the other party did not reply to the message for a long time, so Si Huai happily played with his mobile phone.
On the other side, Li Wen was so handsome that he hammered the bed hard. Because of the female ghost, he couldn't sleep well these days. After hesitating for a long time, he ordered the peace talisman of Dao Tianguan.
I thought I finally had a good night's sleep, but the goods didn't arrive?
Li Wenshuai calmed down for a moment and went to change his Taobao nickname, only to find that Taobao nicknames were not allowed to be changed.
He didn't dare to provide his real name, so he had to switch trumpets.
Li Wenshuai poked open the Daotianguan customer service dialog box and asked if he could change to a smaller size for delivery.
A red exclamation mark appears before the message.
[You have been blocked by the other party. 】
"Fuckfuckfuck!"
Late night
Old Chen Zhizha
Lao Chen stared at the two thick dark circles under his eyes, while repairing the damaged paper piercing, while answering the call from Si Huai: "Last night?"
"All the paper piercers came back last night, and all the goods were sent out."
"Which order did you not receive?"
"User 12345?"
Old Chen hung up the phone, pushed his glasses, and scolded Si Huai in a low voice: "What kind of person, how can there be such a person in the world!"
"I haven't asked you for medical expenses yet, there is a problem with the courier..."
Outside the door, a blue figure stopped and walked into the store: "Is it the store manager?"
Old Chen raised his head and looked up and down the young blue-robed Taoist priest: "Are you okay?"
The blue-robed Taoist put a peace talisman on the table: "This... seems to be something from your house?"
"What about my house?" Old Chen curled his lips and rolled his eyes, "it's something from Grandet. That kid doesn't know how to cheat and sell it, but he can sell so many talismans."
Hearing this, the blue-robed Taoist raised his eyes. Although he had single eyelids, his eyes were big, and his black pupils seemed to be bottomless. He stared straight at Old Chen: "Don't you know who he is?"
His voice was low and hoarse, with a strange rhythm, Lao Chen was in a daze, his eyes gradually blurred, and he spoke his mind.
"No, I don't know, he, he just beat me up, cheated me a lot, and made me lose money..."
Hearing Lao Chen's complaints to Si Huai, the blue-robed Taoist priest hooked his lips and asked slowly, "Do you want him to be punished?"
Old Chen nodded.
The blue-robed Taoist priest pushed the peace talisman under Lao Chen's nose, and reminded in a low voice: "The method of revenge is in your hands."
"His name is Si Huai, the master of Taoist Temple."
After an unknown amount of time, Lao Chen came to his senses, and he was the only one left in the shop.
He picked up the peace charm slowly.
Different from other peace talismans, this talisman paper was cold for a while, as if it had been frozen in a freezer for a long time.
Old Chen lowered his head, and searched for Daotianguan and Sihuai on the Internet.
After reading the full screen of Daotianguan's deeds, his eyes lit up, and he tightly held the peace talisman in his palm.
The words of the Taoist priest in blue rang in his ears.
How to get rich...
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