After marrying into a wealthy family, my little Taoism became popular

"Count it as an idiom."

"..."

Dong Dashan was silent for a moment, then slowly poked his head out from behind Si Huai, and said to the female ghost, "Sister, I never promised those things."

"Aren't you even refusing to admit your oath now?!"

The whites of the female ghost's eyes gradually turned red, and her scarlet eyes stared fixedly at Dong Dashan: "You promised me, you promised me..."

Dong Dashan said with a bitter face: "I don't, I really don't."

"You, did you remember the wrong person?"

The female ghost seemed to have never heard of it, and muttered to herself: "You said it."

"You are my boyfriend, the boyfriend said it, the boyfriend said it!"

Si Huai patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, Xinhua Dictionary does not charge copyright fees."

"It's okay to admit it,"

Dong Dashan: "..."

He grabbed Si Huai's arm and urged in a low voice: "Si Huai, brother Si, do something quickly!"

This female ghost looks like she's about to lose her temper!

Si Huai hung his schoolbag on his chest and started looking for amulets.

The female ghost rushed towards him with her long hair, and was burnt to ashes a second before touching Si Huai.

She looked at Si Huai sullenly.

Si Huai was almost blinded by her smelly long hair, and couldn't help but said to Dong Dashan, "Your girlfriend doesn't wash her hair."

Dong Dashan: "...she is not my girlfriend!!"

Hearing this sentence, the female ghost screamed sharply, and the temperature on the first floor dropped instantly, and Dong Dashan could see the white air he exhaled. The body shook, and fell to the ground again.

Dong Dashan tremblingly said to Si Huai: "You, how can you say that other girls and female ghosts don't wash their hair."

"She's all mad."

As soon as the words fell, the female ghost's body turned into a black shadow, moving quickly against the wall.

Dong Dashan's back shivered, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a dark shadow reflected on the wall bricks, right behind him.

In the next second, long, stinky hair caressed his back and wrapped around his neck in an attempt to pull him back.

The female ghost's goal was only Dong Dashan, and she realized that Si Huai was not easy to deal with, so she simply didn't confront him directly and went directly to arrest Dong Dashan.

Dong Dashan desperately grabbed Si Huai, climbed onto him with hands and feet, and hugged his neck tightly.

Si Huai, a strong man who could bear 150 catties, was caught by Dong Dashan and fell to the ground. Fortunately, there was a flesh pad on his back, so he didn't feel anything when he fell.

He tore off the hair wrapped around Dong Dashan's neck, took out a few ghost-suppressing charms, and threw them at the female ghost.

The female ghost dodged quickly, and Si Huai threw a few more, one of which slowly landed on top of her head.

The female ghost paused and froze in place.

Dong Dashan sat on the ground and hadn't recovered yet.

He pressed tightly against Si Huai's thigh, and said with lingering fear, "Fortunately, I dragged you here today."

"Otherwise I'll be damned dead."

The female ghost looked at him faintly: "There is such a girl who doesn't want a car or a house, just to play games with you and spend lonely nights with you when you are lonely. Such a girl... What's the point of dying with her?" Is it wrong?"

The corners of Dong Dashan's eyes twitched: "You, then why don't you live with me?!"

The female ghost pursed her lips and looked at him affectionately: "I'm looking for a body."

"Just wait for me, I'll get my body right away."

Si Huai frowned, another one who wants a body?

He asked, "What did the Taoist priest you met look like?"

The female ghost rolled her eyes and looked at Si Huai: "You know?"

"The priest is very young, in his 20s, with single eyelids..."

Her speech speed suddenly became very slow, Si Huai took a step forward, and was about to urge her to speak faster, when the female ghost's hair grew wildly again, and the ghost-suppressing amulet on top of her head moved with the hair growth.

The female ghost raised the corner of her mouth, and a piece of hair fell to the ground, turning into a cloud of black air, dissipating in the air, and the ghost-suppressing talisman that was pressed on the hair also slowly fell down.

Si Huai immediately took out the talisman, the female ghost moved faster than him.

The female ghost tilted her head, her black hair spread out, wrapped around Li Wenshuai who had just climbed to the door, and dragged him into the stairwell.

"Ahhhhh!!"

Li Wenshuai's eyes turned black, and he was about to run out with great difficulty, but was caught by a ghost.

He has been bad luck for eight lifetimes!

The door in the stairwell slammed twice, and Li Wenshuai's screams stopped abruptly.

Si Huai stepped forward quickly.

Dong Dashan quickly followed.

Although his relationship with Li Wenshuai is not very good now, he can't let him be taken away by the female ghost.

Dong Dashan followed behind Si Huai, and shouted towards the stairwell: "Xu Ziyue, I don't like men!"

"Leave him alone."

Si Huai pushed open the door of the stairwell, and a cold laugh sounded above his head.

Immediately afterwards, Li Wenshuai rolled down the stairs.

Dong Dashan breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly checked his condition.

"Li Wenshuai, Li Wenshuai, are you okay?"

Li Wenshuai slowly opened his eyes, his pupils dilated, and his eyes were still a little out of focus, as if he hadn't recovered yet.

Dong Dashan patted his face lightly: "Li Wenshuai? Li Wenshuai?"

There was a sound of footsteps, and the security uncle from the community came in. Seeing three young men, he asked sharply, "What are you doing?"

"The owner said he heard screams here."

Si Huai said honestly: "They are timid and easily startled."

"..."

Who is not surprised by the ghost!

Dong Dashan helped Li Wenshuai up from the ground, and was thinking about how to explain to Uncle Security, when Li Wenshuai suddenly touched the back of his hand.

Li Wenshuai's hands were extremely cold, as cold as ice, and Dong Dashan shivered from the cold.

"Yushan, I'm fine."

"Ahhhh!"

Dong Dashan subconsciously pushed away "Li Wenshuai". At this moment, he was very grateful to Si Huai for giving him the nickname, and he could immediately tell whether the other party was a human or a ghost.

The security uncle hurriedly supported "Li Wenshuai". He had seen Li Wenshuai a few times when he was on duty, and he remembered this limping man.

The security uncle scolded: "What's the matter with you! Did the screams just now mean that he was beaten by you..."

Dong Dashan leaned close to Si Huai's ear, and stammered, "That, that seems to be a female ghost."

Only then did Si Huai take a direct look at the thin monkey standing behind Uncle Security. There was a black shadow attached to his body, which was very different from the outline of his body, and he could vaguely see the appearance of the female ghost just now.

This is the upper body of an ordinary ghost, and it can be solved by directly pulling out the soul of the ghost.

Si Huai walked over, and Uncle Security opened his arms to block "Li Wenshuai": "You guys are like this, I'm going to call the police!"

Seeing the security guard protecting him, "Li Wenshuai" showed a sinister smile on his face, and said slowly, "Yes, they beat me just now."

Si Huai raised his eyelids, and lazily said to the security uncle: "Report, the person behind you is a wanted criminal."

"It's just right for the police uncle to arrest people."

Uncle Security was stunned, then turned to look at "Li Wenshuai".

Si Huai took out his student ID card and put it in front of him: "I am a college student at Shangyang University."

"The person behind you looks very similar to the wanted criminal on the Internet."

Uncle Security took a careful look at the student ID card, then turned his head to look at "Li Wenshuai". Seeing that his expression was unnatural, his eyes were straight, as if he had been drugged, he made a judgment at the moment.

He took off the handcuffs around his waist, grabbed "Li Wenshuai"'s hands, and with a click, directly handcuffed him.

"Li Wenshuai" didn't expect that Si Huai would not follow the routine and talk nonsense to the security guard.

His expression was contorted, and he let out a low growl of ho ho ho from his throat, and his eyes kept rolling upwards.

A burst of black air came out from his Tianling cover, and the female ghost left Li Wenshuai's body and floated into the elevator.

Li Wenshuai rolled his eyes and passed out, and the security uncle was dragged to the ground by him.

Seeing that the security guard fell on Li Wenshuai, there was no serious problem, Si Huai turned around and walked up the stairs to chase the female ghost.

Dong Dashan followed closely behind him.

Si Huai glanced at him and said to him, "Why don't you go first."

Just now the female ghost didn't strangle Dong Dashan to death, he was almost strangled to death by Dong Dashan.

Dong Dashan shook his head again and again: "No, no, she came after me."

"What if this trick is a trick to divert the tiger away from the mountain? How can someone float fast on your two legs, I won't go..."

After thinking about it, Si Huai thought it made sense, so he asked Dong Dashan to follow, and the two walked up.

When he reached the fourth floor, Si Huai stopped in his tracks.

Dong Dashan swallowed his saliva: "What, what's wrong?"

Si Huai: "The yin energy here is the heaviest."

Dong Dashan tightly grasped his schoolbag belt: "Is she here?"

Si Huai took a few ghost-suppressing charms, and simply gave Dong Dashan the entire schoolbag to hold.

Push open the corridor door and go out. In addition to the doors of the two houses on the left and right, there is also a separate door leading to a separate garden balcony on the fourth floor.

Looking at the ghostly spirit lingering on the balcony, Si Huai hesitated for a moment, then made a formula and recited a mantra: "The sky is blue, the wild is vast..."

Dong Dashan was stunned: "You, why are you reciting poetry?"

Si Huai's expression remained unchanged: "This is chanting a mantra."

Dong Dashan was puzzled: "What curse did you recite?"

"Summoning spell."

Just as Si Huai finished speaking, Dong Dashan felt cold behind him.

A seven or eight-year-old boy in Taoist robes suddenly appeared in front of him, and said in a childlike voice, "Si Huai, I'm here."

Dong Dashan was stunned, the little boy's eyes were dark, without whites, and his exposed skin was light blue.

No matter how you look at it, you are not human!

"We, our Taoist temple... still have ghosts?"

Si Huai gave him a strange look: "Your girlfriend is still a ghost."

Dong Dashan: "..."

After a moment of silence, he leaned into Si Huai's ear and asked in a low voice, "What are you calling this little green ghost for?"

Remembering that the two of them didn't know each other, Si Huai introduced: "This is the customer service of our Taoist temple, Dong Dashan."

"This is the Taoist chef, Xiaoqing."

Xiaoqing straightened her back and nodded to Dong Dashan.

Dong Dashan looked at Si Huai in shock: "He, he came out to work at such a young age?"

Hire child labor!

Si Huai: "...Strictly speaking, he is older than you."

Worried that the female ghost had escaped, Si Huai stopped talking nonsense and said to Xiaoqing: "There are merits on the balcony."

"Go and fix it."

Xiaoqing's eyes lit up, and she rushed to the balcony.

Si Huai took two steps forward and sat down on the edge of the flower bed.

Dong Dashan quickly asked: "Aren't you going to help the little green ghost?"

Si Huai: "He's very powerful."

Dong Dashan wanted to continue asking, but he heard the female ghost's miserable scream: "Ahhhh—"

Halfway through the call, there was no sound again.

Dong Dashan looked over and vaguely saw Xiaoqing's figure jumping up and down through the shadow of the tree.

Not long after, Xiaoqing came back intact.

Dong Dashan was in a trance: "Then, that female ghost..."

Xiaoqing said obediently, "It's delicious."

The author has something to say: Dong Dashan: I never thought that so many people would forget my real name

Si Huai: You are alone, why do you need so many names?