【Have you bought a house yet? 】

Weibo now does not display whether the message has been read, Si Huai glanced at the ID.

The cute little jelly candy looks like a girl.

Curiously, he went to the other party's homepage and looked at it, but he didn't post a single Weibo, and it was the trumpet that he had just registered.

Si Huai fell into deep thought. Could this be some new type of scam?

Just as she was thinking, the phone vibrated, and the cute little gummy replied.

Adorable little gummy: [Guardian, you really know how to joke. 】

Adorable little jellybean: [Do you want to chat with +V? 】

Si Huai sneered, here he is, the next step in adding WeChat must be to cheat him of money.

He typed expressionlessly: [What are you talking about? 】

Adorable Little Gummy: [Video?voice?Word?I can do it~]

Dong Dashan on the side accidentally caught a glimpse of Si Huai's phone screen, and his hands trembled in fright.

Dong Dashan hurried over and reminded in a low voice: "Fuck, Si Huai, you are married now."

"Be careful."

Si Huai said calmly, "I know."

"Money is something that you should pay attention to even when you're not married."

Dong Dashan was still wondering what the money was, and a new message popped up on the screen.

Adorable little gummy: [Do you want to look at the photos first to stimulate? 】

Si Huai couldn't help muttering: "What's so exciting about photos?"

[You want to send photos of the deceased? 】

Dong Dashan: "..."

I don't know if this sentence stimulated Mengmeng's little gummy, Si Huai waited for a while, but didn't wait for her to reply.

Si Huai frowned, took a screenshot of the chat record, and sent it to a certain policeman in Shangyang in the WeChat list, and noted the words "maybe a new type of scam".

Seeing this, Dong Dashan became even more silent.

He was overthinking.

There are a lot of private messages on Daotianguan Weibo, most of which are asking whether something happened to me is a supernatural event, whether I have run into a ghost, and so on.

In the end, Si Huai was almost blind, and he didn't even see the private message asking him to exorcise ghosts.

He looked at the comments on Weibo, and there were many strange questions.

Dong Dashan suggested: "Would you like to start a live broadcast? Help everyone solve their doubts, and increase fans."

"Isn't live streaming very popular now?"

"You can play it for half an hour during your lunch break later."

Si Huai nodded and agreed.

Dong Dashan usually watches the live broadcast, and knows some operations of the live broadcast better than Si Huai.

He opened the mouth and said: "You post a Weibo first and ask everyone to describe the problem in the comments, otherwise, if you wait for the live broadcast later, the problem will be deleted soon."

Si Huai glanced at him and said with emotion: "Dong Dashan, you have lived up to your surname."

Dong Dashan: "..."

The dormitory at noon today was much quieter than usual. Li Wenshuai asked for leave to go home to recuperate because of his foot injury, and the other roommate did not come back. There were only slight noises from other dormitories.

After dinner, Si Huai started a live broadcast at random.

[I'm coming, I'm coming! 】

[I understand the live broadcast, why did you show me the ceiling? 】

[The ceiling is still tattered. 】

[Am I entering the Taoist Temple? 】

Si Huai glanced at the barrage, picked up the phone and explained: "I'm in the school dormitory now, and I'll answer everyone's questions during the lunch break."

[Ah, ah, my wife, here I come. 】

[Ni Zuokai, he is obviously my husband. 】

[Have you turned on beauty?Looks like my boyfriend. 】

[Stop talking about your face, okay?I'm here to listen to the audience's popular science explanation. 】

.........

The bullet screen was so fast that Si Huai couldn't see it at all.

He didn't bother to look any further, turned his head and asked Dong Dashan next to him: "What's your comment now?"

Dong Dashan read from the first comment: "This ID is Xiaoqiao Liushui Renjia's question. His father and grandma burned the wooden spatula when they were cooking in different places on the same day."

"Does this represent something? Is it an ominous sign?"

Si Huai thought for a while: "It means your father was born to your grandma, so he's just as sloppy."

Dong Dashan was silent for a moment, and asked in a low voice: "Is there no other meaning?"

"For example, the five elements, water and fire, generate and restrain each other, etc."

[Laughing to death, does this person who asks the question in a low voice think we can't hear? 】

【hhh god damn it. 】

[I have to boast a word, the viewer is still very scientific. 】

[It's late, what did you say just now? 】

Si Huai thought for a while, and according to Dong Dashan's words: "Among the five elements, water overcomes fire, so it means that when there is a fire, it can be extinguished with water."

Dong Dashan: "..."

"...The next question, Dong Dong Dong, asked him why his head hurt so much when he heard the sound of scratching the glass or chalk rubbing against the blackboard, and the reactions of the friends around him were not as great as him."

[Fuck me too! 】

【Me too!What kind of supernatural physique is this? 】

[I'm fine, my friend has a headache for this sound. 】

【So why】

Dong Dashan whispered, "Si Huai, I am like this too."

Si Huai: "Because high-frequency sound stimulates the eardrum to form an electric current that stimulates the brain."

Dong Dashan:? ? ?

"Did you not pay attention to the class when you were in class?"

Si Huai raised his eyelids, and added: "Everyone's constitution is different, so the degree of tolerance is different."

[Did I go to the wrong live broadcast room? 】

[Is this Taoist Temple?Or Science Channel? 】

[Guard Lord!What about people like me who can't stand the sound of others gnawing on apples? 】

[Maybe because you were an apple in your previous life. 】

…………

Lu's Technology

Assistant Yi hurried to the CEO's office after receiving the email from the Huaguo Taoist Association.

"Mr. Lu, the Taoist Association sent an e-mail to pass the first trial, saying that there will be a second trial and interview later."

Noticing that Lu Xiuzhi was watching the live broadcast, Assistant Yi's voice turned 180 degrees.

Lu Xiuzhi lowered his eyelashes, and Si Huai's lazy voice played from the earphones.

"Of course you can't spend the money you picked up indiscriminately, remember to give it to the police uncle..."

The electronic equipment did not distort his clear voice, but instead added a touch of magnetism, as if Si Huai was talking to him right next to him.

Lu Xiuzhi bent his index finger and tapped lightly on the table.

"Assistant Yi."

Assistant Yi straightened his expression instantly: "Mr. Lu, I didn't see anything."

"do not know anything."

Lu Xiuzhi: "..."

"Are you married?"

Assistant Yi shook his head: "No, no."

Lu Xiuzhi asked again: "Do you have a date?"

"No……"

After finishing speaking, Assistant Yi quickly said: "It's all because I'm devoting myself to work now, and I had a lot of girlfriends when I was studying."

"So I understand what you're watching the live broadcast."

Lu Xiuzhi: "Understand what?"

Assistant Yi tentatively said, "Understand that you are pursuing mental stimulation online?"

"...Si Huai is broadcasting live."

Assistant Yi paused, craned his neck and glanced at the screen.

It's really Young Master Si.

He explained without changing his face: "Recently, my eyesight has declined a bit."

Lu Xiuzhi raised his eyelids, pursed his lips and asked, "How did you get along with your date before?"

Assistant Yi: "Just eat, drink, and play, just like ordinary couples."

Eating, drinking, drinking and playing... Ghost?

Lu Xiuzhi paused with his fingertips. From this point of view, he and Si Huai are still in the state of ordinary couples.

Assistant Yi continued: "I will give him something he likes from time to time..."

Lu Xiuzhi clicked on the email forwarded by Kaiyi's assistant, and browsed it carefully.

The first trial, the second trial... After the approval is passed, it will be built. Within a year and a half, the gift of the Taoist temple cannot be given out.

Other favorite things...money?

As soon as Lu Xiuzhi clicked on the gift interface, he heard Si Huai say: "Goodbye, I will broadcast live next time I have a chance."

…………

During the one-hour live broadcast, Si Huai has been giving everyone some common sense of popular science and life, and there is not a single serious supernatural question in the comments.

At the end of the live broadcast, Dong Dashan sighed: "It seems that hell is really dependent on luck."

"There are so many comments that no one is lucky, I feel relieved, everyone is the same..."

Si Huai yawned, charged his phone, and prepared to take a nap.

In the next second, a text message popped up at the top of the screen.

[Your savings card account ending in 7890 earns 10...]

Si Huai was awakened by this long series of zero shocks.

A moment later, Lu Xiuzhi's WeChat message came over: [Have you received it? 】

Si Huai took a deep breath, was it actually the monk who turned around?

Where did he get so much money?

And why would you want to transfer money to yourself?

…………

Countless questions flashed through his mind, and Si Huai immediately dialed the phone: "Lu, Mr. Lu."

"Ah."

"You, you don't want to divorce me, do you?!"

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