After marrying into a wealthy family, my little Taoism became popular

"Ah! I'm so afraid of being hit by money!"

Boss Qian:? ? ? ?

In the next second, the slender man paused, and the corners of his mouth became more and more cracked: "Hee hee."

He took out two ingots from nowhere and threw them on Si Huai.

Si Huai lowered his head and looked at the gold ingot that fell from his shoulder.

The body is neither painful nor itchy, and the emotion is neither sad nor happy.

He thought for a moment, then spoke again: "I'm so afraid of being smashed by RMB, the kind of red grandpa Mao."

Lu Xiuzhi: "..."

The slender man was stunned for a moment, with a look of confusion on his dark face, he seemed to have no idea what the red grandpa Mao was.

Si Huai said tentatively, "I'm still afraid of being hit by dollars."

"Pounded by the pound."

"quilt…………"

Boss Qian huddled in a corner, dazed.

The slender man turned over in the air, and slowly realized that this human being wanted to cheat him of money!

"you you……"

Seeing him stammering and still unable to take out the money, Si Huai frowned: "Are you out of money?"

The slender man let out a roar from his throat, opened his mouth wide, and rushed towards Si Huai's face.

Si Huai stood where he was, sighed while hating the failure of iron, then raised his hand and smashed the Zhang Zhen Ghost Talisman on his forehead.

The moment the talisman was pasted on, the slender man froze in place, his dark eyes filled with disbelief: "You, you are a Taoist priest?"

"Si, Si Guanzhu."

Boss Qian tremblingly got up from the ground and stood beside Si Huai. Seeing that the slender man was motionless, he asked, "Is this subdued?"

Si Huai nodded.

Boss Qian let out a cry of grief and indignation, took a step forward, swung his fists, and beat the tall and slender man indiscriminately.

He couldn't touch the ghosts at first, but because the tall and thin man was suppressed by the ghost-suppressing talisman at the moment, and Boss Qian was holding the peace talisman in his hand, he really beat the tall and slender man.

Boss Qian yelled and beat him up: "I signed a contract to rent this store in a serious manner. Do you fucking know how much the rent is for a day when the store is open next to the school!"

"My word of mouth has deteriorated over the past few days. Do you know how much money I have lost? How dare you show up and scare me!"

The slender man opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but was slapped back by Boss Qian.

Seeing Boss Qian's agitated expression, Si Huai couldn't stop for a while, so he went out and asked the roadside barbecue stall owner: "Boss, how many ingredients are left?"

The owner of the barbecue stall pointed to the tricycle on the side: "There are many, it's all inside."

Si Huai glanced at it: "Then I'll take all the rest, and you can just deliver it to that Sichuan restaurant later."

The owner of the barbecue stall stared blankly at the back of Si Huai leaving, and through the glass window of the Sichuan restaurant, he vaguely saw Boss Qian who was shouting and beating into the air inside.

Could it be that everyone drank too much?

Si Huai returned to the Sichuan restaurant and played with his mobile phone for a while before Boss Qian stopped panting and collapsed on a chair beside him.

The slender man slowed down for a while, and found that he could finally speak, and said angrily, "What shop did you rent! The shops along the street belong to my young master!"

Boss Qian immediately said: "Impossible, I have met Mr. Wang's son, he is alive and well!"

"What's Mr. Wang?" the slender man snorted coldly, "This street was my residence hundreds of years ago. The Mr. Wang you mentioned should be regarded as my young master's descendant."

Si Huai raised his eyelids and looked up and down at the tall and slender man.

The whole body is black, the upper body is naked, and only shorts are on...

Si Huai thought for a while and asked, "Is your name Yao?"

The slender man was stunned for a while: "You, you Taoist priest, you know my name?"

He was so shocked that he forgot to call himself the young master.

"I, my name go down in history?"

Si Huai said flatly: "You are called a bad smell."

Boss Qian was stunned, and asked in a low voice, "Si Guanzhu, do you know him?"

"It was mentioned in "Shu Yi Ji"."

There is an article in Shuyi Ji that specifically records the tall and thin.

Si Huai said a few words casually: "After Yao's death, there was a ghost, slender and black, with a calf-nosed butt, who kept coming to his house... I am not afraid of you. If you see money for money, you will be really troubled."

He spoke classical Chinese, Boss Qian half understood, and asked in a low voice, "What do you mean by the last few sentences?"

Si Huai: "Just tell him that he will throw money at people if he is afraid of money."

Boss Qian suddenly realized, and said with emotion: "So what you did just now is to imitate the ancients..."

"I misunderstood."

No, he wants money.

Si Huai didn't change his face: "I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants."

Boss Qian quickly said, "I'm standing on the shoulders of a giant like you, and I can beat the tall and slender guy."

Lu Xiuzhi: "..."

Seeing them chatting as if they were innocent, the tall and slender man yelled, "Do you take this young master seriously?!"

Boss Qian quickly asked Si Huai: "Guan Si, what should we do with him now?"

Si Huai asked back, "What do you want to do?"

"You are a customer."

Boss Qian paused, then lowered his voice and said, "Si Guanzhu, this is my first encounter with a ghost and I have no experience."

"How did you handle it before?"

before……

Si Huai thought about it, either he was beaten out of his wits, or Xiaoqing ate him, and some were saved.

After much deliberation, Si Huai said to Boss Qian, "I'll send him to hell."

The slender man heard it, and roared angrily: "You should give up your heart! This young master has been dead for hundreds of years, and the ghost messengers below don't know how many batches have been changed. Who dares to come and take this young master to the underworld..."

When he is emotional, the Yin Qi around his body will be thicker.

Xiaoqing leaned up slowly and sniffed the yin energy on the tall and thin man.

very common.

Si Huai is right, this house ghost is not tasty.

Xiaoqing licked her lips, took out the meatball, and took a bite to satisfy her craving.

The slender man's roar stopped abruptly, and he looked at Xiao Qing in horror.

This, this food is...

The tall and slender man rolled his eyes stiffly, looking at Si Huai and then at Lu Xiuzhi.

He gasped, evil, heresy? !

The last time the slender man went out, he heard the eyeless ghost in the park talk about the cult.

He never expected that the cult is around him!

Actually pretending to be a Taoist priest in a Taoist temple...

Si Huai didn't notice the change in his expression, took a sip of iced Coke and said lazily, "If you don't want to go to the underworld..."

"I am willing!"

The slender man wished he could kneel on the ground and beg Si Huai with a plop, but because of the ghost-suppressing talisman, he could only stand upright and shouted in a melodious tone: "My lord, my lord, I was wrong, please spare my life!" , I am willing to go to the underworld..."

Si Huai was stunned, wondering why he changed so quickly, then the slender man turned his head to Boss Qian and said, "Boss Qian, for the sake of our acquaintance, let this lord arrest me to the hell !"

The slender man was crying at the top of his voice, and the heart-piercing voice was so loud that his brain hurt.

Si Huai quickly recited the life mantra.

The moment he heard the rebirth mantra, the slender man felt relieved, and a peaceful smile appeared on his face.

Before leaving, he said to Si Huai: "Don't worry, I will never reveal anything..."

Si Huai looked bewildered, turned to look at Lu Xiuzhi: "What is this nigger talking about?"

Lu Xiuzhi glanced down at Xiaoqing, pursed his lips and said, "Probably thought we..."

“The barbecue takeaway is here!”

The voice of the barbecue stall owner suddenly sounded at the door, overshadowing Lu Xiuzhi's words.

When the supper arrived, Si Huai didn't bother to care about the slender man anymore, so he went straight to the door to get takeout.

The owner of the barbecue stall was worried that Si Huai was joking, so he hurriedly pushed the cart over with the half-baked ingredients: "Eat these first, and grill the rest while you eat."

Si Huai nodded, and greeted Xiaoqing to come to the door for a barbecue.

Boss Qian slumped on the chair to digest what happened tonight, and took his mobile phone to the door to pay.

In just half an hour, a trash can was full of bamboo sticks.

Boss Qian was startled, and asked the barbecue stall owner in a low voice, "How much did you eat?"

The owner of the barbecue stall said in a trance: "Half of the car has been eaten."

This car's barbecue, even a table with a big stomach can't finish it...

Thinking of the strange change in the slender and tall man just now, Boss Qian stared at Si Huai in a daze.

Si Guanzhu must be a remarkable figure!

"Si Guanzhu, is this car enough to eat? How about I go find some more barbecue restaurants?"

Si Huai looked at the time, it was almost twelve o'clock.

He would have to get up early on Monday tomorrow, so he had no choice but to reluctantly reject Boss Qian's proposal, and tactfully suggested that the other party discount it.

…………

The next morning, Boss Qian put up a small blackboard at the door, with a large line written on it: [Taotian Temple has cleared the store of evil spirits, the whole world celebrates, and the whole shop is [-]% off! 】

After writing the words Daotianguan, the college students passing by couldn't help but take a few more glances, and a few extroverted smiled and asked Boss Qian what happened.

"Last night, the moon was dark and the wind was high..."

While Li Wenshuai was buying breakfast on the side of the road, he could hear everyone chatting about Daotian Temple.

With a stinking face, he bumped away those who blocked his way.

Boss Qian was about to scold someone, when he turned his head to see, isn't this the young man who hit a ghost together?

He quickly pulled him back: "Student, let me tell you, Taoist Temple is really spiritual."

"The slender ghost we met yesterday was saved by the Taoist Temple..."

Li Wenshuai was held tightly by Boss Qian, and was forced to listen to the process of exorcising ghosts.

After listening, his complexion became even worse.

With so many things in front of him, Li Wenshuai realized that Si Huai had the real stuff.

He shook off Boss Li's hand, walked into an alley beside him, and threw away his breakfast: "Damn it, fuck it!"

"Fucking shit! Why the hell didn't I hug my thighs back then!"

"Fucking fucking—"

Li Wenshuai was still furious, kicked the wall hard, and with a crisp sound, his calf drooped unnaturally.

"Ahhhhh!!"

Boss Qian was explaining the process of exorcising ghosts to the second group of students. Everyone listened with great interest, but they didn't hear the screams coming from the side alley at all.

One of the students is a cadre of the school's online editorial department. After listening, he suggested: "Boss, do you have a WeChat official account at home?"

"Why don't you write this story up, it's quite fun."

Boss Qian felt that it was very feasible, so he immediately started writing and sent it out that night.

Of course, the small details of exorcising ghosts have been beautified, but the general content has not been modified.

Compared with Daotian Temple as a Taoist temple, mysterious things such as exorcising ghosts are more attractive. The news spreads ten to ten times. The business of Sichuan restaurants is getting more and more popular, and the popularity of Daotian Temple is also rising again.

…………

The sales of Daotianguan talisman paper rose again. During this period of time, Si Huai developed a good habit of swiping background data. Looking at the list after list, the teachers on the podium looked cute.

Dong Dashan approached and whispered: "Si Huai, recently people always ask about the address of Tianguan, and they want to go to the temple to pay their respects in person."

"Are you going to publish the address?"

Si Huai nodded: "You can put it on the details page of the incense service."

Dong Dashan hesitated and asked: "Isn't our Taoist temple open at home? Would your partner mind?"

Si Huai shook his head: "No, there were pilgrims offering incense in person before, and he didn't mind."

"And I paid the rent for the cabin of the patriarch."

A bag full of ingots.

Dong Dashan breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay, then I will modify it later."

Si Huai hummed, and searched for the house price in Shangyang by the way.

After a month, the housing price did not rise, but he still couldn't afford it.

Si Huai sighed quietly, then turned his head and asked Dong Dashan: "Is there any big list on Taobao recently?"

"No, it's all about asking for talismans. Why don't you check Weibo to see if anyone is looking for it?"

Si Huai posted on Weibo, and was immediately attracted by the first private message: [Si Guanzhu, would you like to discuss adult topics? 】

Si Huai poked open the dialog box and typed slowly:

【Have you bought a house yet? 】

The author has something to say: "Shu Yi Ji" - the original text of Wang Yao's house ghost

Wang Yao died of illness in the capital in the third year of Song Daming.After Yao's death, there was a ghost, slender and black, with a bare nose, who kept coming to his house.Or singing, or learning human language.He often puts feces into food, and offends people in Yu's house next door to the east.When it was not different from Wang's house, Yu Yu said to the ghost: "throw me with earth and rocks. (This is the original work, revised according to the Ming manuscript.) I am not afraid of it. If you see money as throwing, you will be in trouble." The ghost then gave dozens of new money. , Flying Yu'e.Yu Fu said: "New money can't make you hurt, but you are afraid of black money ears." The ghost threw it with black money, and after six or seven times, they got more than a hundred coins.