[Hokage] I'm Madara Uchiha

With such a narcissistic way of speaking, Hashirama has only met one person in his nearly 30 years of life.Yes, except for the schizophrenic patient who chased him with a sword for a long time in the imperial tomb, don't think twice.

Eliminate all the impossible, and the remaining impossible is also the truth. ——At this moment, Hashirama was possessed by Holmes.

"Yu Ming Zheng Dian Yun!"

"From now on, I will be Qianshouyun." The child nodded, admitting his identity in disguise.

"How did you become me and Madara's... biological son?" Hashirama felt more headache than surprised.The only intersection he had with this ancestor was a fight in the imperial mausoleum, and he experienced the power of the legendary melee king firsthand.Let's not talk about how to announce his identity, just throwing Madara to the SAARC side with a letter of "teaching|teaching hard" must be very thorny.

Moreover, the word "biological" is too scary!

Qian Shouyun roughly explained the situation, and then comforted him with a smile: "I don't mind being your son~"

Hashirama: I mind...

On one side of the door, the frown became tighter and tighter, looking at Qian Shouyun as if looking at a lunatic.

It's not that the ninja world doesn't have techniques that can bring the dead back to the present world, but they are all temporary. Even if they can stay in the present world, they still look neither human nor ghost. Orochimaru, who keeps changing bodies, is mostly rejected by everyone.The price paid for going against the sky is naturally huge.How can someone like Qian Shouyun possess the body and life of an ordinary person?

Following his "unpredictable intentions", he once again labeled the child as a "full of lies".

Feijian didn't bother to speak out to expose such crude lies, but... alas?what happened?Why!Why did my elder brother believe it? !

"Wait, wait!" Tobuma couldn't understand Hashirama's attitude of total acceptance, and scolded loudly: "How could such absurd things happen! What laws recognize and pre-determined fate! When we were children listening to stories Can Uchiha Madara make up such a clumsy lie? Brother, what about your reason! You can’t believe everything just because you like Uchiha Madara!”

Hashirama glanced at Feijian complicatedly, then turned his head and sighed.He really wanted to say my stubborn brother, stop trying to save your broken worldview, that's all true!

Qian Shouyun rubbed his chin, raised his eyebrows at Feijian, and said with a smile: "But for more than 400 years, ninjas have become so ignorant that they can't accept such a thing?"

Feijian roared in his heart: What is "such a little thing"?Who can accept "such a small thing" as a normal person?What did the elder brother say before that it was unbelievable enough to go to another world and see the exact same self, okay?Even the underworld is out now?Is this world crazy!

"There's nothing you can do if you don't believe me~" Qianju Yun waved his hands and smiled brightly at Hashirama, "Anyway, your opinion is not important, your elder brother is the one who decides~"

What a smug smile, what a choking tone!

Toboma gritted his teeth and said, "I now believe that you are the ancestor of that monstrous Uchiha Madara!"

"Ah, it's good that you realize that~"

Feijian: ...Brother, I want to bully the weak!

With Zhujian's acquiescence, Qianshouyun officially took root in Qianshou's territory.The female ninja and the children applauded, and the male ninja had a good impression of this child with great potential.The only one who has an opinion... Well, like Senju Yun said, his opinion is really not important.

As for the issue of illegitimate children, after being the patriarch for so many years, Hashirama is not a vegetarian.Of course he couldn't tell the truth, and he couldn't say that the child was Madara and his own blood for the time being—it couldn't be explained at all.Although he is not afraid of gossip, he does not want to be the center of gossip.

The best thing to do is say nothing.

He generously brought Qian Shouyun to meet everyone, treated Qian Shouyun like an ordinary child of Qian Shou's family, and told everyone to "take care of this child", and praised him for "very good qualifications", " In the future, I will definitely grow into an excellent ninja", "Train hard to build a harmonious world" and so on.The attitude is very calm, the words and deeds are very decent, and the performance is not too friendly. In short, there is no place that makes people catch wind and shadow.

After walking around the Nanmeng camp, everyone felt that they had misunderstood Lord Hashirama.At first glance, Lord Hashirama is not the kind of man whose private life is chaotic and irresponsible. This child is probably going to be taken as an apprentice!

Behind everyone's back, Hashirama let out a sigh of relief.Finally passed!

This shows how important a good reputation is!

It's the first time I found out that my big brother can also fool people: ...

In this way, Qian Shouyun is even more like a fish in water.Now that the domestic situation in the Land of Fire is a bit more stable, the younger ninjas don't need to fight as hard as they used to, so they usually gather with Senshou Yun's subordinates to receive... training (tiao) training (jiao), including the new collection of Tobima Disciple Shimura Danzo.

As for another disciple, Mito Menyan, who just turned ten years old this year, Feima personally took him to the northern part of the Fire Country to go on missions, saving him from the fate of being ravaged by a certain Yun, congratulations!

Although Yuming Zhengdianyun's personality has many flaws, he is a person who is hard to hate. Even his enemies have to admit this.

——Good-looking and well-cultivated, open-minded and powerful, not clinging to a rigid view of good and evil that is black and white, has a big picture and can be open to friends.Ordinary people praise him, women admire him, friends trust him, subordinates respect him, and opponents admire him.In short, it is like combining all the advantages of Uchiha Madara and Senjuzhuma.

Although Uchiha Madara is good, but the style is too high and the momentum is too strong to make people feel close; Senju Hashirama's overall quality is perfect, his character is trustworthy, but his means are slightly inferior.Both of them are top figures that have been rarely seen for hundreds of years, so what kind of character is Yuming Zhengdianyun who can combine the strengths of the two?This information will not be recorded in history. History will only record how many battles Xiaozhen Dianyun fought, married XX as his wife, and what reforms he made, etc. Personal glory is difficult to record.

So Hashirama, who is currently working hard to build Konoha and eradicate the remnants of the Fire Nation, has no idea that SAARC—or the future of Konoha—is about to change...

Feijian is cautious and suspicious, and after learning the true identity of Qianshouyun, he secretly ordered people to find many historical stories about Xiaozhen Dianyun.

As for the so-called historical stories...

【"Your Highness Xiaozhen, you illuminate my whole life like the sun, I just need to be a small, insignificant sunflower, looking at you, thinking about you, and thinking about you every day, that's enough! "

"Rou Ji! You are so considerate and unbearable to be hurt. It is my greatest luck to meet you!"

……

"Xiang'er, how can I let such a fragile girl leave alone with injuries? Dust and mud will damage your delicate feet, and the north wind that engulfs the sand will hurt your beautiful face. How distressed I am ah!"

"Xiao Zhenjun, thank you for your thoughtfulness! Did you feel my heartbeat when you carried me on your back? It seems to have fallen in love with you!"

……

"No, don't! Sakura, don't leave me!"

"Cough, cough cough!" The girl in her arms spat out a mouthful of blood, and a contented smile appeared on her pale face, "Being able to die in your arms is the happiest thing in my life! Young master, see you in the next life!"

...]

Tobuma suppressed the urge to go crazy, and patiently read no less than fifty love stories, but the ninja who submitted the information looked at Tobuma with gratified eyes.

Intelligence Ninja: Is Tobima-sama going to learn how to get along with his future wife?Oh, what a tough guy!

... Tenderness to your sister!

After reading Xiaozhen Dianyun's love history, his temples throbbed.Why!Why all this stuff!

The intelligence ninja was wronged: "My lord, you can only find these on the market."

——The reason is very simple. Stories... ahem, everyone knows that entertainment is the first purpose.

500 years ago, Xiaozhen Dianyun loved to wander around, and his confidante also spread all over the mainland, such as female ninja, princess, poor girl, geisha... There are all kinds. The love stories that have been handed down to this day are only a small part of the truth, and after countless Human adaptations are beyond recognition.

A certain person was merciful everywhere, but in the end he only married one woman, and he remained the same after marriage.The relationship between him and those confidantes is spiritual love at most, and the villain is not innocent, and there is no obstacle for the other party to marry someone else.Otherwise, his title would not be "Love Saint" but "Woman".

Even so, some women would never marry for his whole life, keeping contacts above friendship and below lover...

...don't even think about it!

Feijian rubbed the information aside, and comforted himself silently while pinching the Qingming acupoint, and it was not at all fruitless: at least move the nearby female ninjas over the age of three and under the age of 30 away from that Qianshouyun !Women are precious resources in the ninja world, how can they all be cheap that kid!

Coming out of the remote intelligence office, Feijian happened to see his aunt, Qianshou Youjia, holding a box of seafood dumpling rice, teasing Qianshouyun with a smile.

Tokaima glanced expressionlessly, turned around and changed lanes, and decided in his heart to raise the age of the transferred women to 40 years old!

The training ground near Qianshou was completely occupied by little ninjas. Most of the adults had their own things to do. Except for the guards who stayed behind, the rest were scattered in various mission locations.In comparison, Qianshou's side turned out to be the busiest place in the SAARC camp.

Looking at the children who were training hard with smiling faces from a distance, the eyebrows that had been tensed for many days stretched out, and the corners of the mouth slightly turned up to reveal a smile.I know that my affinity is no better than that of my elder brother, and some younger children are even afraid of themselves.So he stood for a while, and then quietly walked away from the nearby woods.

Deep in the woods, his aunt, who still has charm, blocked his way.

Didn't she tease Zhengtai so much?Although it's just a hypocrite... Feijian silently slandered this aunt who was full of temperament, and bowed to the woman with a straight face.

"Aunt, what's the matter?"

"That kid~" Qianshou Youjia winked at his second nephew, "Is it Xiao Zhujian's seed?"

The words used are too bold and uninhibited, and Feijian is too lazy to complain.At first, he was surprised that although the etiquette taught by Senju's school was not as strict as the Uchiha Hyuga's family, it was still the style of everyone. How could they raise such a... domineering (bandit) woman.Now, it's not surprising.

However, how should I answer?It was rare to hesitate.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Senju Yujia laughed even more happily: "Is the child's mother from Uchiha's side?"

Between the doors: ...

Seeing too many Naobuti during this period of time, Feijian felt that even talking was superfluous.

"It seems right!" Senju Yujia clapped his hands and laughed, "Seeing that Xiaozhuma is almost 30 years old and doesn't want to talk about marriage, I thought he was dating a man~ Seeing that he has a child Don't worry!"

In fact, you guessed it right... Tokama's lips moved, and finally decided to keep silent.For the first time, I found that the face with facial paralysis is a good thing, and it can cope with many unexpected situations!

"Don't recognize this child, is it because you are worried about the opposition from the family? Because the other party is Uchiha?"

Between the doors: ...

No, it's not because the other party's surname is Uchiha, but because the other party is the head of the Uchiha family, a man.

Of course Qianshou Youjia couldn't hear the slanderous words, she just took it as a silent acquiescence. "Oh, when did Xiao Zhujian become so timid? That kid is so cute! His aptitude is top-notch, and so many kids are not as good as him. I'll take care of the stubborn old people at home!" She waved her fist, and then slapped hard Pat Toikama's shoulder, "Tell Xiaozhuma, hurry up and marry her back~ By the way, the Uchihas are all beauties, tsk tsk tsk, they have a good body and skin~ It's not bad at all compared to the women of the Uzumaki family. Xiaozhuma's eyesight Not bad, no wonder you don’t want to get married, hahaha!”

Of course the eldest brother has a good vision, so it would be "not bad" to hook up with the most outstanding members of the Uchiha family!But it is too difficult to marry back.The corner of Feijian's mouth twitched, and he decided to stop Qianshou Youjia's unrealistic thoughts. "It's not that the elder brother doesn't marry...it's because of Uchiha."

"Uchiha?" Senju Yujia paused, and immediately imagined the bloody drama that broke up a bunch of couples because of Uchiha's old grievances. "What! Looking at Uchiha Madara's behavior, I thought he was so smart and open-minded, but I didn't expect it to be nothing more than that."

Tomona nodded, he was happy to step on Madara's character.

But Qianshou Youjia is the kind of person who gives up easily?Besides, it involved her dear nephew.She thought for a moment and then smiled: "Which Uchiha family is the child's mother?"

"...Brother said, it's inconvenient to tell at the moment." Feijian felt that he was really a considerate junior, and didn't tell the truth to avoid irritating the elders.

It seems that this road can't go, she still wants to encourage other girls (...) to elope for love and children!Senju Yujia shrugged: "The protection is really tight! Alright, I'll go to Uchiha to try to inquire about the situation, and try to persuade Uchiha Patriarch to release him."

Tobima: ... If you can really persuade Uchiha Madara to marry me, Auntie, I will kneel down for you.

Watching Qianshou Youjia leave excitedly, there was silence between the doors.Can't tell the truth at all!The truth is too ruinous, okay?The world shouldn't be too ridiculous, please!

He suddenly realized what it meant to be "sometimes, silence can be worth a thousand words".

Everyone is drunk, I am alone, don't be too lonely!

In this room, Qian Shouyun returned to the training ground with a bunch of delicacies from various ninjas as usual, and the little devils stopped training to surround them. "Boss Yun has something good to eat again!"

Qian Shouyun couldn't speak with a dumpling in his mouth, and raised his eyebrows to signal to the people next to him to share the things.The three closest children graciously took them all for him.Qianshou Yunteng made a move, wiped out the sweet glutinous rice balls in three bites, and named the three children's names with a smile: "Miura, Changji, Tuanwu, there are some seafood rice balls in the lunch box over there, and there are sweet glutinous rice balls in the snack box here." Cake, each of you can help share. The three of you can each get one more."

"Long live!" "Long live!" "Thank you, Boss Yun!"

The three children looked at Qianshouyun with sparkling eyes, and Danzang, who was standing at the back, couldn't help but feel a little bit amused when his younger brother Tuanwu was so convinced by a boy who was only a few days ago.

The other children had regretful looks on their faces.Qianshouyun clasped his face with his index finger, and added unhurriedly: The smallest box contains the new rainbow balls from Maruko Taro, the next match will be a sparring match, and the three who fall at the end will get a share~"

"Good!" the little ninjas cheered.

In the current Naruto world, food is a scarce resource, and the average ninja's family is not very rich.Apart from three meals a day, these little ninjas have no other food expenses.The ninjas are very busy, and no one will cook until the meal time.The camp is stationed in the wild, with extremely strict inspections on coming and going, and there are no shops selling food nearby.

Children are growing up, and they usually exercise a lot, so it is inevitable to be hungry.Ninja children are precocious, know the difficulties of adults, and never complain.

Not complaining does not mean that you are not hungry. Qian Shouyun discovered more than once that the little ninja secretly went to the woods to hunt game.

War needs to consume a lot of materials. Wherever it goes, farmers flee, people's livelihood is in decline, and many industries, especially agriculture, stagnate due to shortage of labor force.Although the era he was born in was chaotic, there was no major war of this magnitude.Thanks to his efforts, the children—especially those in the Land of Water have been better protected.

He won another life, he didn't want to have power over a country like in his previous life but toiled all his life, the best pursuit is to travel around the mountains and rivers lightly.But it doesn't mean that he will stand by and watch everything.Why not do what you can?Even if there are some things that can be managed for a lifetime but not for the rest of his life, he only cares about this "moment". As for the "one life", let's leave it to that outstanding descendant!

After sustaining for 500 years, he should rest~

Encouraged by the food, the little ninjas had boundless strength again. After receiving the rice balls and sweet cakes, they swarmed into the training ground noisily while eating.Taking advantage of others not paying attention, Tuanwu broke off more than half of his sweet cake and quietly stuffed it to Danzang.Danzo blinked, and the taste in his heart dissipated immediately.He stuffed the sweet cake back with a gentle expression: "Eat it yourself, I'm not hungry."

"Brother is lying." Tuan Wu rubbed his stomach, how could he not be hungry.

"Have I ever lied to you?" Danzang put on a straight face, putting up his elder brother's airs, "Or are you disobedient?"

Tuan Wu quickly shook his head, bit the sweet cake into his mouth and ate it with puffy cheeks.In the process of stuffing it back and forth, his fingers were stained with sticky rice flour, he hesitated for a moment, then lowered his head and licked his fingers clean.Looking up, he happened to meet Qianshou Yun who was smiling and looking at him. Tuan Wu couldn't help but blush when he thought of his actions just now.

Qian Shouyun looked away considerately, making Tuanwu less embarrassed.

What a simple child!

Thinking of this, Qian Shouyun slowly rolled up his sleeves and went to the edge of the field to exercise his physical fitness.The newly obtained body has not undergone any training, and there is a long way to go to restore the previous strength.