[Hokage] I'm Madara Uchiha

Spot's complexion did not change, and he calmly took a sip of the teacup without water, suppressing the embarrassing thunder that popped up in his heart for a moment.

...Which blind person dares to overthrow the head of the family for doing good deeds? ! !

"who are you?"

The child looked back at him, ignored his question, frowned and said, "Where's Aunt Yunqing?"

Madara raised her eyebrows slightly in surprise, vaguely guessing his identity: "You are..."

"Your ancestor."

"puff--!"

Uchiha Tai covered his mouth and coughed unceasingly, and the people who looked at him waved their hands again and again to indicate that they should not worry about him.

"Yuming Zhengdian?"

The child nodded, still looking around.The black cat on his shoulder stretches its two big tails and wags to show its identity.Madara said with a half-smile, "...the cat again."

The cat felt chills down its spine again, and subconsciously shrank back.

"Aunt Yunqing didn't come back with you?" Dian Yun asked.

"I haven't seen her since I left the imperial mausoleum, I thought you knew." Madara propped her chin, and turned her gaze to Maoyou again.

Unexpectedly, the cat also became serious again: "That woman has not been around?"

"Of course." Madara said calmly, "I thought she had returned to where her soul should be, but now it seems there is something else hidden?"

One person and one cat immediately became anxious.The cat turned left and right a few more times, and said to Dianyun as if making up his mind: "I'll go to the underworld to see..."

"Impossible, she can't be in the underworld." Dian Yun covered his eyes, "The world of the dead has long since refused to accept her..."

"She didn't say that!" The cat plucked its beard again irritably, "What are you guys hiding!"

Uchiha Tai and Uchiha Mie, who were on the sidelines, were confused by the conversation, and only knew one thing: this child is not Madara's descendant.Uchiha Tai is okay, but Uchiha Yae is desperate: After such an oolong, how will he face those old men and women in the future!

Dian Yun put down his hands, there was no trace of tears on his face, and the drooping shadows of his eyelids covered the reddish circles of his eyes. "No news is not bad news." He glanced at the cat again: "You don't need to worry about it."

The cat said coldly again: "It's not up to you to tell me what to do, kid."

"Don't think I can't touch you." Dian Yun said calmly, "I'm not in the underworld now."

The cat raised its head gracefully again and snorted, "Want to win me? It was possible 500 years ago, but now... with your body?"

Ban knocked on the tea table to call back the attention of the two of them, "Aren't you two being too brazen?"

One person and one cat looked at each other and turned their heads in disgust.

"Put aside the unsolvable problems first." Madara continued to calmly say, in fact, he had already foreseen in his heart how crazy the Uchiha would be in the future...There are two guys who are not in the right place. "I'm curious, how did you come back to life? Still... like this."

what does it look likeA reduced version of Uchiha Madara!

"Cough cough!" Uchiha Tai coughed twice, "Master Patriarch, I still have something to do, so let's go first." Uchiha Mie also reacted: there are some things he can't hear.

Madara nodded to Mie, who bowed and stepped back.But he reached out and stopped Uchiha Tai.

"Second Elder, there are still many places where Uchiha and Yu Mingzheng will cooperate in the future. It is better for you to know more."

Tai Uchiha: ...It doesn't matter that the Patriarch knows too much, it often ends badly!

"The previous body was destroyed." Dian Yun waved his hand, "This body is also your descendant in terms of blood."

Madara narrowed her eyes slightly: "Is the body 'created'?"

So sharp.Dian Yun glanced at him appreciatively and nodded. "Your blood, the power of a thousand hands, and the recognition of the law, I was able to return to the world."

Uchiha Madara:  …

It sounds like he and Hashirama had a child, but the child's body lived with his own ancestors.

Madara's mood suddenly became complicated.

"How do you plan to arrange my identity?" Dian Yun scratched his hair, his character unknowingly returned to Dian Yun No. [-], "Your illegitimate child?"

"I don't have an illegitimate child like you."

"I know it's not, but..." He pointed to his face, his expression was so pure and innocent, "Do you think it's convincing?"

It's nothing to look at this face alone, after all, everyone in the Uchiha family has similar appearances.If they are compared with Uchiha Madara's two...anyone will think they are father and son.

Uchiha Tai endured a smile, "Master Patriarch, this is not bad. It will be as if you had a child with Senjujuma..."

Madara despised these stupid mortals with his cold and noble posture and unfathomable eyes.

The next day, a child named Yun of Thousand Hands was forcibly packed and sent to the Thousand Hands Camp in the Land of Fire.

Uchiha clan member A (disappointed face): It turns out that the black-haired and black-eyed child may be the son of the head of the family, or the illegitimate child of Senjujuma.Beep, master, master!Please young master!

Uchiha Clan B (confused face): But that kid obviously looks like our Uchiha?

Uchiha Mie passing by (complicated face): The illegitimate son of Senjujuma looks very much like the head of the family... Something seems wrong?

After this move, Lei Zhiguo's rumors about "Uchiha's illegitimate child" passed for a while.After passing on the trouble, Madara felt refreshed: Intuition told him that this resurrected ancestor was a big trouble, so don't take it too easy to send it away~

But the SAARC camp—especially the Qianshou camp—had an uproar.

touch!Snapped!Snapped!bang! pia!

"Ouch!" "It hurts!" "I'm dying!" "I admit defeat!" "Admit defeat!"...

The training field was full of mourning, and children from three to ten years old lay on the ground and screamed.The only standing boy among them was holding a wooden sword taller than himself, proudly overlooking the audience.

If one ignores that his "defeated opponents" are all brats around his age, the aura is quite strong.

"What should you say?" The boy tilted his head.

More than 20 little ghosts got up with a grunt, regardless of their unsteady feet, pain here and there, they all bent down and bowed and shouted: "Thank you, Boss Yun, for your advice!"

Dian Yun - now called Qian Shou Yun, stretched his waist, this kind of rude gesture was made by him with a different kind of elegance. "Well, there is progress today. Let's step back first, and come back in two hours to continue!"

All the children: "Yes! Respectfully send off Boss Yun!"

Adults watching from the sidelines: ...

Hashirama who rushed over immediately after receiving the news of the illegitimate child: ...

Hirama, who came back to check on the situation with his brother: ...

Senju tried his best to make the twitching of the corners of his mouth less obvious: "No, you are indeed the child of Master Hashirama, and you must be an excellent ninja when you grow up!"

All the ninjas nodded, and added the second half of the sentence in their hearts at the same time: This is the character...

Because the brothers of Patriarch Senju were busy with missions in the northern part of the Fire Country, the Senju who took over the "illegitimate child" did not dare to draw conclusions easily, so they confessed to "Senju Yun" while writing to Hashirama.

The former Yuming Zhengdianyun and the current Qianshouyun have shown his luck and affinity that have always been against the sky, and he has gained the love of all female creatures as soon as he arrived here.Then he used the melee skills he had fought against Senjujuma to severely ravage the little ninjas who could be called "underage" in the entire Southern League.Ninjas born in this era are about to go to the battlefield at the age of eight, so their skills are naturally not bad.Anyone who swarms up can be easily knocked to the ground, and Mou Yun's strength makes people speechless.So the little ninjas mentioned "Senju Yun" with sparkling eyes and full of admiration, saying that he is indeed the son of Lord Hashirama-ninjas all worship the strong.

——Beauty and younger brother, a certain person will never be short of winners in his life.Although he is too young to develop a beautiful woman into a confidante...

This child who is suspected to be the illegitimate child of Senshou Hashirama made the Senshous both proud and distressed-ahhh, look at how lively and lovely the sunny child has the demeanor of our Senshou!Besides, his aptitude is also top-notch! Sure enough, our Qianshou will not be bad!Hmm, physical skills are also very good, and you can tell at a glance that it is inherited from Mr. Hashirama... How did your sister's perfect doll have Zhang Yuzhibo's face? ! ! !

After Hashirama came back, he confessed to his younger brother about his relationship with Madara, which made Tobuma feel bad.He thinks that Uchiha Madara is an unfathomable femme fatale, and his brother must be gnawed to pieces when he is with him.

Tobima is indeed very imposing in front of her elder brother, and Hashirama has a good personality and is willing to let this younger brother.However, if Hashirama really made a decision, it was probably Togama who finally compromised.It's not because Zhuma is better than him, but because he trusts his brother.

But Uchiha Madara... Brother, you like Quanna better than Uchiha Madara!No what was I thinking!Brother, you should marry a woman!Even if the surname is Uchiha, I recognize it!

Thinking of the face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling in memory, the iron body in the door felt a stomach ache.

He didn't want to be an enemy of Uchiha Madara, a monster, but he was definitely not good enough to be an in-law!Absolutely not!

A letter from the camp said that Hashirama's wandering son had come to him, but Tobuma didn't believe it at all, especially that "son" was sent by Uchiha.

——Tobima is not good at brainstorming adultery | love, he just thinks that bastard Uchiha Madara is trying to corrupt his brother's innocence.

As a result, when he saw the child, Fei Jian's expression immediately changed from depressed to weird.His eyes flicked between Zhujian and Dianyun, and then he waved away the crowd watching.

The ninjas could only gossip and leave.

When Uchiha sent the person, he also attached a letter, and Senju Aoki handed the letter completely to Hashirama.

Madara, who has been devoted to selling lovers for 100 years, of course would not be so kind to fill in the ins and outs. The letter only explained that "Senju Yun is the 'natural' son of the two of us, and he will train|teach him hard, don't be soft."

"Brother..." Tomama tried hard to keep his expression from being so broken, "Is Uchiha Madara a girl?!"

Hashirama was also confused: "Of course not."

He pointed at Dian Yun with trembling fingers: "Then how did he get here?"

"I don't know either!" Hashirama was even more depressed than him.He bent down, intending to ask some news from the child.So he showed a comforting smile to Qian Shouyun: "You——"

"Don't doubt it~" the other party interrupted him with a smile, "I was born because of you two~"

The column room was instantly struck by lightning.

Toikama's lips trembled twice, and he said firmly to Hashirama: "Uchiha Madara must be a woman! Brother, don't cover it up for her!"

Holding his forehead, Zhu Jian sighed: "He is really a man."

"Brother, you haven't verified it! Transfiguration? Or disguise? Damn it! Everyone was deceived by her!"

"I verified it!"

Between the doors: ...

Between the pillars: ...

Tijian: ...What the hell did you say, big brother!

Zhu Jian blushed, coughed twice and changed the subject: "Fu Jian, how should we arrange for this child?"

"Send it back!" Feijian said firmly, "It's not like Uchiha can't afford it!"

"Tobima!" Hashirama shook his head, "Don't be willful! Now that everyone knows of his existence, if we send this child back, what will others think of him? What will they think of us, Senshou?"

Feijian said coldly: "So what? Maybe whose illegitimate child it is!"

"Madara doesn't lie."

"Yeah, he won't lie." Tobuma mocked, "He will only misunderstand everyone."

"..." Hashirama had a headache: What should I do if the relationship between my brother and his future partner is too bad?

"Send me back? I'm afraid it won't be that easy~" Qian Shouyun watched the play for a long time, and finally spoke slowly: "That unworthy descendant said that His Highness will be taken care of by you from now on."