Small saccharin

The courier guy is more courageous than the takeaway guy, because the former really came to knock on the door of the haunted house. escape.

But he still waited until Zhuang Jiu analyzed!

What a professionalism.

As soon as Zhuang Jiuxi went out, he thanked him: "I'm sorry to trouble you, don't worry, there are people living in this house now, and I've lived in it for more than a month, so there's nothing wrong with it!"

Reassure each other first when you meet.

The little brother's expression really eased a little, he got out of the car and handed over the courier package, and said with a dry smile: "This is the first time I have been in this industry for several years, and I was really shocked."

"It's normal, it's normal, don't be afraid in the future, I personally tested the pollution-free and pollution-free!" Zhuang Jiuxi was very familiar with it, took the courier with one hand, and greeted at the same time: "Come in for a meeting?"

The courier brother firmly rejected him: "No need, I will continue to send for inspection!"

Then he drove the tricycle and ran away without looking back.

Afraid that Zhuang Jiuxi would turn into a ghost in the back, he stretched out his hand and dragged him in.

"Alas!"

Zhuang Jiuxi was not angry either, and happily went back to the house with the courier in his arms.

Today's broadcast started so early, Zhuang Jiuxi found the scissors, put the courier on the desk, and greeted the live broadcast room: "Early, early, everyone!"

"Why is it so early today? Because my wife arrived early, I will show you how beautiful my wife is!"

As he spoke, he swiftly unwrapped the first layer of packaging, not forgetting to take a look at the live broadcast room.

There were quite a lot of people early in the morning, besides the bad guys who came to have fun every day, there were actually a few of the gold medalist dads online, among them...

"Welcome the No. [-] digital boss, you have been online so early, did you set special attention for me?" He deliberately teased.

What is rare is that the new Living Bodhisattva, who spent more than 20 yuan yesterday, actually replied: [Yes].

Zhuang Jiuxi was flattered.

The new Living Bodhisattva asked: [Who is your wife? 】

"Luna!" Zhuang Jiuxi opened the packing box, carefully dragged out the one-inch-high wrist, pointed at the camera and said proudly: "Look at my wife, isn't she beautiful?"

The workmanship of this figurine is extremely exquisite, with ink-like black hair hanging behind her back, holding a long sword and wearing a purple dress, charming but still fairy-like, it is the Zixia Fairy's version of Luna.

The barrage is still complaining: [Don't look at our anchor who is so stingy on weekdays, he doesn't even buy a piece of clothing, but when he is the poorest, he can still spend a huge sum of 3000 yuan to buy handmade! 】

[Is this the man who loves his wife?Shut up amazing. 】

Secretary Zhao was handing over the report and putting it on the table. When he turned his head, he saw Mr. crossed his legs and propped his jaw while watching the live broadcast leisurely.

"Wife?"

Shen Yunqi chuckled inexplicably, stretched out his hand, and casually typed out a line of words: [Black hair and purple pupils, it looks like it can't be said. 】

Secretary Zhao's mouth twitched.

I have to say that yesterday afternoon, I let my husband perfectly integrate into the atmosphere of the live broadcast room. He was even able to skillfully and keep pace with the times, and made a black name about himself with netizens: unspeakable.

This psychological quality is amazing;

The words that were typed out are absolutely perfect!

Do you want to face, sir, forcibly touching the wife of a young man with black hair and purple pupils? !

The live broadcast room also exploded.

【What?Could it be that he is also black-haired and purple-eyed?This description is too Two-dimensional, right? 】

[Good guy, that doesn't sound like a wretched ugly guy, Zhuang Zhuang, have you ever seen something that can't be said?What do you look like? 】

[Big Brother’s suggestion is a bit meaningful..., does the Big Brother suspect that Xiao Zhuang has a secret love, Xiao Zhuang, you have to explain it clearly! 】

Zhuang Jiuxi's face suddenly pulled down, very angry, he slapped the table, and corrected seriously: "Nonsense! I'm a straight man, heterosexual... No, I'm a standard paper lover, I only like paper people , and only like my wife, a paper figure!"

"What kind of eyes do you all have? The prostitute sees prostitution!"

The more he talked, the more angry he became, and he was heartbroken: "In the past, people often made fun of me, saying that they would match me with two boyfriends. Today, you are prohibited from reading Jinjiang literature in the live broadcast room. Even if you do, you can only do it." Can start writing!"

【? 】

[What starting point to write? 】

[No way... Do you really think you can be a starting male lead? 】

"Why not!" Zhuang Jiu was exhausted, pulled out his chair and sat down, turned his face, pointed at the live broadcast room, and said righteously:

"Tell you, I am the starting point hero himself. Not only do I look alike, but I also have a standard bloodline and golden thighs!"

[Fuck... Is it appropriate for you to tell us this with a pair of fluffy ears? 】

[Why am I still wearing cat ears? !My nosebleeds... oops I can't take it! 】

Shen Yunqi singled out Zhuang Jiuxi with a nasty sentence, and while listening to him arguing with everyone angrily, he took care of his work leisurely and glanced at the live broadcast room from time to time.

Just such a glance from the corner of the eye, but the vision suddenly froze.

Zhuang Jiuxi was wearing a beige cotton pajamas today, looking quite clean and harmless, but the moment he sat on the chair, a pair of fiery red fox ears on his head were also captured by the camera, the red ones Warm and dazzling.

Even... Following his angry movements, he flickered quite nimbly.

In the next second, the boy seemed to realize something himself, hung up the live broadcast, and the screen immediately went black.

In the live broadcast room, some people were chattering about what kind of ears these are, and which Taobao shop made them so realistic?

Shen Yunqi narrowed his eyes, he tapped lightly on the table with his fingers, and the allergen he encountered last time flashed in his mind, those two fiery red fluff.

Not fake fur, but real fox fur.

Because he is allergic to any animal hair.

The man suddenly rubbed his wrists, as if he could still recall the itchy feeling when he was allergic, he laughed abruptly, and said slowly: "So the source of the allergen is here, no wonder I couldn't find it no matter how hard I checked."

Shen Yunqi called Secretary Zhao, and said lightly: "Go and find out if he has a fox in the manor, or if there is such an animal on the mountain."

The color and dexterous workmanship of the fox ear props are definitely not flow products on the production line, at least they are handmade at the luxury level.

And the fox fur is so fresh, it must be a finished product that has just been made.

So... who raised a fox for him, and who patiently helped him finish this delicate work?

The man sighed and exclaimed, "It can't be a human, it must be a ghost."

Zhuang Jiuxi really didn't expect that the fox ears would suddenly appear out of excitement, and there was a big accident in the live broadcast. Fortunately, he hung up quickly so that he was not recognized as the real ears.

But without Brother Gui by his side, and he couldn't cool his ears down by himself, Zhuang Jiuxi could only hang up the sign to suspend the live broadcast, pretending that he couldn't face everyone because of shame.

After all, it would be weirder and more likely to arouse suspicion if he wore a hat to live broadcast now.

Hey, today is a big loss.

He stood in front of the mirror, looked at his unsatisfactory fox ears, and cursed bitterly: "Tell me about you, what else can you do except make trouble? It's not as good as my big boy, at least he can cook! "

Following his emotional ups and downs, Hu Er immediately stood up and trembled.

"Humph!"

Zhuang Jiuxi can only see out of sight and out of mind.

He managed to stay up late into the night, and immediately threw himself in front of the memorial tablet, calling in a series of life-threatening calls: "Brother Gui? Brother Gui, Brother Gui, Brother Gui, Brother Gui, Brother Gui..."

The air cooled with his chatter.

Regardless of the low pressure on Mr. Li Gui's body and his dark complexion, the little brat jumped on him, whining and complaining.

"..."

Mr. Li Gui paused slightly when he was about to tidy him up, and slowly landed on the fox's ears. Feeling the hot temperature, he said slowly, "You depend on me too much."

But saying so, the corner of the man's lips slowly raised a small arc.

Little boy, it is indeed a bit too clingy.

Fortunately, he can tolerate it.

Bai Youyu, a classmate in the distance, looked at his double marks and let out a heavy cold snort.

No one cares.

Zhuang Jiuxi was slapped comfortably by the fox's ears.

Soon, the ear can control itself and retract it.

"My ears are too dependent on you." Zhuang Jiuxi enjoyed the caress of his golden thighs, and couldn't help but sigh, "Brother Gui, when my work is over, I must find a way to take you away, and I must not let you be alone Stay here!"

Mr. Li Gui looked down at him, his eyes were unprecedentedly gentle, and he said, "Okay."

The little boy immediately cheered up.

Hmph, I really should show those sand sculpture netizens, what is this?This is his portable golden thigh!Who dares to say that he is not the hero of the starting point?

"correct!"

Zhuang Jiuxi slapped his forehead and said, "I remembered, there is one more thing that needs Brother Gui's help!"

As soon as he jumped up, under Mr. Li Gui's suspicious eyes, he saw the young man running downstairs on two legs, and soon, he ran over with another object in his arms.

Appears to be a small doll.

On the left side of the tablet is the portrait of Mr. Li Gui, while Zhuang Jiuxi placed Luna's handiwork on the right side of the tablet solemnly.

The doll has black hair and purple eyes, with a fairy air, and it looks like a girl.

Mr. Li Gui took a look twice, the more he looked, the more he felt something was wrong, "This is...?"

The little boy turned to look at him, with a bright smile, and happily introduced: "This is my wife!"

Mr. Li Gui's expression froze.

"your wife?"

"What is your wife?!"

The ghost boy behind was also startled, and blurted out: "Isn't your ghost brother your wife? Why do you have two wives?"

Zhuang Jiuxi was also taken aback by him, and blurted out: "What nonsense, Brother Gui is my golden thigh, my soul father, how could he be my wife? This is the only wife I have, her name is Luna!"

Bai Youyu was dumbfounded.

He turned his head slowly, looked at Mr. Li Gui, and saw that person's usually indifferent face, but now it was even colder.

The temperature of the entire space dropped to freezing point in an instant.

Zhuang Jiuxi was so cold that he sneezed, and he also noticed something was wrong. He looked at Mr. Li Gui's terrifying expression, and stammered, "Ghost, brother ghost, what's wrong with you, you don't like my wife?"

The temperature was getting colder and colder, the lights above his head were flickering on and off, and in the darkness, the man's purple pupils were faint, and it became colder and more terrifying.

He stretched out his hand, and the wind, as sharp as a blade, brushed against the boy's ear.

Zhuang Jiuxi groaned in fright, and sat on the ground, dazed and aggrieved, and a little at a loss.

However, the wind did not hurt him after all, but avoided him, wrapped up the figure on the case, and sent it into Mr. Li Gui's hands.

The man lowered his eyes, staring at the girl's figurine, and the words that Zhuang Jiuxi said to the camera came to mind:

"I like black hair, purple eyes, and white skin. The purple one is especially beautiful, mysterious and glamorous."

"Not only that, but her force value is also very high, the kind that can be called top in the circle."

"Yes, I like her very much, she is the only wife in my heart!"

Every word and every word, the words are still in my ears, and they are completely in line with the figures in front of me.

Mr. Li Gui looked at the figurine with a blank face, and exerted force with his fingertips. With the sound of "click", the figurine was crushed into fine pieces and vanished into ashes.

Zhuang Jiuxi was dumbfounded, "My wife... died on the first day I got home?"

The ghost boy in the distance trembled from fright, and buried himself directly in the book to survive.

Mr. Li Gui shattered the figurine, and stared at Zhuang Jiuxi with a gloomy gaze. The terrifying gaze seemed to tear people apart.

"Zhuang Jiu analyzed..."

The man's hoarse voice sounded, with an almost uncontrollable violence, "Do you love this doll very much?"

The little brat lowered his head and complained, "I bought it for 3000 yuan... I didn't know you didn't like it... If I had known it would piss you off, I wouldn't have bought it."

Who knew that his spiritual father with golden thighs would hate his wife so much!

what is this?Discord between the father-in-law and daughter-in-law? !

He didn't say the latter words, but the meaning was conveyed very straightforwardly.

Mr. Ghost: "..."

The man took a deep breath, the anger was so uncontrollable that he even wanted to do something to the little boy, and he was so angry that he didn't understand.

The little brat poked his head out, and promised him tremblingly: "Brother Gui, I was wrong. If I marry a new wife in the future, I must get your consent first, okay? You don't like my wife being the same color as you, so I will definitely not marry you again." Collision!"

It's a chicken-and-duck talk.

Mr. Li Gui ignored his nonsense and asked blankly, "Why do you say I'm your golden thigh?"

"Aren't you?" Zhuang Jiuxi said as a matter of course: "Not to mention putting it in the starting point, even if you treat me so well in reality, then you must be my big brother...Of course, you can be my father if you want , my dear father doesn't mind."

Mr. Li Gui interrupted mercilessly, "I don't want to."

"...Okay." Zhuang Jiuxi shut up resentfully.

The next moment, the lights were bright and the room began to warm up.

Zhuang Jiuxi, who had just shut up, immediately followed up: "Brother Gui, are you angry?"

Mr. Li Gui looked at him expressionlessly, stretched out his hand, and picked him up.

——! ! !

Zhuang Jiuxi hugged his arm subconsciously, staring like a frightened groundhog.

Then, he was thrown into the study by Mr. Li Gui, disconnected from the Internet, and worked overtime.

It can be seen that Brother Gui is very angry, and this time he didn't even forget to silence him, which really means to suffocate you to death.

Zhuang Jiuxi sat in the study, crying sad tears: "Is this the relationship between father-in-law and daughter-in-law, and the husband is caught in it?"

After finishing Zhuang Jiuxi, Mr. Li Gui returned to the third floor.

As soon as Bai Youlin saw him, he dived into the book and shouted loudly: "You can't take it easy on me for his question, I'm innocent, and I didn't encourage him either!"

Oh my god, he didn't know that this evil star came to chat with him.

After all, the only one who can make this lunatic half dead with anger and survive without any harm is Zhuang Jiuxi, that idiot.

He can't.

The top of the head was shrouded in black shadows.

then……

Mr. Li Gui asked lightly: "How did Zhuang Jiuxi form such an illogical brain circuit?"

Guitong wanted to yell at him, saying how did the young master know? !

But the reality is, he bites the bullet and thinks hard, and under the evil eyes of the ghost, he finally bursts out with unprecedented potential, he thought of it!

"In addition to playing games, he usually likes to read that kind of starting point novels!"

"What is a starting point novel?"

"It's a novel in which the protagonist has big bosses to help him at the beginning, kills all the way, and then marries N beautiful girls to reach the pinnacle of his life..." Guitong said, his voice became softer.

Because he felt that the temperature in the air began to drop again...

Help... Goubi Zhuang Jiuxi, come and save your big boy!

At this moment, Bai Youlin missed that shameless fool more than ever.

Fortunately, the temperature dropped to a freezing point and did not continue.

Mr. Li Gui looked at him gloomyly, and said slowly: "I don't like him reading this kind of novel."

Guitong replied tremblingly: "Then I will ask him to play games more in the future, so that he has no time to read novels?"

"Ah."

After getting an affirmative answer, Guitong finally breathed a sigh of relief.

However, the madman didn't leave immediately, but had a cold face, not knowing what he was thinking.

The ghost boy didn't dare to move, so he could only bite the bullet and continue to accompany him.

After a while, Mr. Li Gui said slowly: "I want him to read some novels that will help change his thinking."

"what?"

What thought to change?

Bai Youlin was stunned, he raised his head in a daze, saw the terrifying appearance of Mr. Li Gui who might kill someone at any time, and then thought about the source of his anger, Luna... my wife... suddenly understood.

Mr. Li Gui said: "You are his big brother, and this task is entrusted to you."

As he spoke, he gave him a gentle and encouraging look.

The ghost image disappeared.

This is the first time that Li Gui has such a good attitude towards Gui Tong, and it's all because of his relationship with Zhuang Jiuxi.

However, Guitong felt hairy all over his body for a while, and realized the task that the crazy ghost had given him, and his whole face turned green instantly.

Gan!

He is just a 209-year-old kid, why should he take on such a heavy responsibility!