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Zhuang Jiuxi scolded the capitalist all afternoon and made a net profit of 23 yuan.

You don't need to use your brain, you don't need to use your hands, you just need to open your mouth to express your righteous indignation. What is this called?This is called profit without capital!

Of course, swearing also pays attention to the method, you can't swear, you can only demonstrate how bad Shen Yunqi is from various angles, the dirtiest sentence he swears is... old bastard.

Well, because of this bastard, Zhuang Jiuxi received a second tip at the state banquet level.

Before the broadcast, his voice was hoarse, and he was still confessing affectionately to the number one gold user 141417896: "I declare that the number one figure boss will be the only living Bodhisattva in my mind from now on!"

The last fake bodhisattva was laid off!

The father of the No. [-] gold medalist didn't say much harsh words, and he only replied with a smile after throwing away the money.

It's like a tool person who is taken advantage of by giving money.

The electric car ordered on Taobao would take a few days to arrive. In the evening of that day, Zhuang Jiuxi still went down the mountain to buy it by himself.

Fortunately, he didn't want to buy big and small bags of snacks on this trip, but electronic products.

Zhuang Stingy originally planned to buy only one mobile phone for Brother Gui, but after looking at today's income, he gritted his teeth and bought a new mobile phone for himself.

What's more gratifying is that Zhuang Jiuxi's Zhan Wuscum's body has also been exercised a lot healthier because of his frequent uphill and downhill recently, um...much more effective than a gym or a swimming pool.

Under the darkness of night, he trot all the way back to the mountain.

Zhuang Jiuxi went upstairs directly.

As soon as the ghost boy saw him, his hair exploded, and he yelled fiercely, "Get out!"

"There are fish, you child, why do you still hold grudges against your father?"

Zhuang Jiuxi took two steps forward skillfully, took out two pieces of paper from his pocket, and threw them over, "Nuo, I drew it for you overnight."

"Besides, you always say I'm a plague. Can you blame me for the last time? It's clear that the old bastard deliberately tricked me. Dad is also a victim, okay?"

Bai Youlin looked suspiciously at the brand-new small piece of paper, and then at the human in front of him, his face was full of vigilance, and he was still worried whether he was plotting against him again.

Zhuang Jiuxi shrugged, and didn't rush to persuade him. He found a place to sit down, unpacked the two mobile phones, and imported the data of his old mobile phone into one of the new mobile phones.

He bumped his hand, which is really good.

Guitong saw that he was playing with his mobile phone without distraction, so he tentatively stretched out his hand to one of the pieces of paper, touched it lightly, and was immediately pulled in.

Not long after, a fluffy little piece of paper fell to the ground.

Bai Youlin got up and jumped up, his face showed a bit of joy, but he tensed up again immediately after he realized it, he pretended to be nonchalant with a straight face, and walked around the room with his hands behind his back, but in the end he didn't Resisting it, he moved to the side of the human being and quietly probed.

Zhuang Jiuxi happened to start a game.

Guitong was left out, snorted coldly, and said contemptuously, "You are what modern people call Internet-addicted teenagers."

"..."

Zhuang Jiuxi put down his phone speechlessly and glanced at him, this heartless bastard, before your father bullied you, you sent him to your door to be beaten up?

He said leisurely: "Yes, Internet addiction is delicious, forget it, you are not even a human being, you will not understand these pleasures."

Bai Youlin said angrily: "When I was a human, you didn't know where I was! In my time, children were born three years old and taught early childhood, learned horse riding and hunting etiquette, and recited the Four Books and Five Classics. All of them were brought up to be top-notch talents. Will be addicted to such illusory things!"

"That's because there were no games in your era!"

"It is impossible to be addicted now!"

"If you don't believe me, try it?" Zhuang Jiuxi took out the old mobile phone that he had eliminated, connected to the Internet, opened the game and handed it to him, raised his eyebrows, "Try?"

Bai Youlin looked down at the phone, then looked up at the provocative expression of the human being, and was stunned.

"Timi~" The game made a reminder sound.

Guitong came back to his senses, full of confidence: "Try it!"

Mr. Li Gui woke up from the chaos, and his figure gradually emerged. Before he could see the picture in front of him clearly, he heard a noise in his ear, chattering and chattering.

He frowned, his vision gradually became clearer, and the voice in his ear became louder and louder. After careful identification, he heard the voice of the little boy shouting:

"Lu Ban, you are already 0-20, and you can go to the solo queue if you are like this, I can't take it anymore!"

Immediately after was Guitong's angry discrimination voice: "Can you blame me for dying 20 times? You let me play Luban, saying that I can quickly familiarize myself with the skills of all the heroes in the Canyon of Kings. I co-authored it because those heroes like to kill Luban!"

"At the end of the day, it's your own food. Why are you a son of a family who plays chess at the age of three and rides horses at the age of five? You can't even play a game well, hot chicken!"

Mr. Ghost: "..."

He silently looked at the picture in front of him, one person and one piece of paper, each holding a mobile phone, playing the game very focused, very intense.

This brat is going too far day by day, and now even the ghost has been led to ruin by him.

The temperature of the air began to change, and the two internet-addicted teenagers immediately noticed Mr. Li Gui's appearance. Gui Tong instinctively threw the phone out, and made up for himself with a fierce face: "He is the one who encouraged me to play this kind of rubbish game." , meaningless, meaningless at all!"

As he said that, he turned his head and walked away with a look of disregarding the relationship.

Zhuang Jiuxi rolled his eyes, not bothering to talk to such a silly son.

He took out an unopened new mobile phone, handed it to Mr. Li Gui like a treasure, and said happily: "Brother Gui, look, this is the new mobile phone I bought for you. Let's play games together without this one." There are fish for nothing!"

He said this very smoothly, but it sounded... weird.

Mr. Li Gui stared at him fixedly, with a strange expression on his face.

Bai Youlin murmured to himself: "Why does this tone sound so much like saying, we husband and wife are going on our honeymoon, don't bring your son this light bulb...? Bah, bah, who is your son!"

Zhuang Jiuxi also snarled, and said seriously: "What do you know? I call Brother Gui because he is the only wild king among the three of us who is likely to be successful! Don't you want Brother Gui to practice the game well?" , bring the two of us to kill?!"

Thinking of this possibility, the little boy was very excited.

The originally well-behaved human and beautiful boy, because of his emotions, suddenly a pair of fiery red fox ears popped out of his head.

Zhuang Jiu analyzed: "..."

He rubbed the furry fox ears a little irritably, "It's all about everything, doesn't it mean that our family is of poor blood, why does a pair of fox ears appear from time to time? What's the use of this thing other than being cute ? Not as good as my physique that can plague ghosts!"

The ghost boy who was often plagued made curses.

Mr. Li Gui stretched out his hand to pinch the fluffy fox ears, and said slowly, "Sit down, I'll smooth it out for you."

"it is good."

Zhuang Jiuxi enjoyed the icy cool breath on his body very much, and immediately found a seat to sit down obediently, then lowered his head, arched his head over, and said hummingly:

"Brother Gui, let me tell you that a new living Bodhisattva came to the live broadcast room today, not a vicious old bastard like Shen Yunqi, and he even rewarded me with a lot of money for complaining about old bastards!"

Mr. Li Gui patiently combed the fluff at the base of his ears, making it long and dense. When the little boy got angry, the fox ears moved accordingly.

In an instant, the newly combed hair immediately exploded.

The man combed him slowly again, which made it much more pleasing to the eye, and then said flatly: "If something goes wrong, there must be a demon."

"Brother Ghost is sharp!"

Zhuang Jiuxi immediately gave a thumbs up and said, "Actually, I'm also a little worried about whether it might be fishing. Otherwise, why didn't the superintendent come into the room to warn me? No matter how the father of the top gold medalist teases me tomorrow, I will We can’t go on like this anymore, it’s easy to get into trouble!”

The cold temperature spread along the tips of the ears, and the little boy narrowed his eyes comfortably, and couldn't help but coquettishly arched his head into Mr. Li Gui's arms, and the big tail behind him also unconsciously flicked back and forth go.

Mr. Li Gui watched helplessly that the freshly combed hair was messed up again, and immediately frowned.

After a while, he said slowly, "You have only trained me to endure noise, and I am about to be forced out of obsessive-compulsive disorder by you."

Zhuang Jiuxi looked up innocently and said, "I didn't do it on purpose!"

Looking up like this, even the hair is messed up.

Mr. Li Gui stretched out his hand expressionlessly, violently lowered his head, and then combed his hair and fox ears neatly with a comb.

Zhuang Jiuxi has learned his lesson this time, at least he doesn't shake his head when he is noisy, but this can't suppress his excitement to share with others:

"Brother Ghost, I already have a huge sum of over 30 yuan!"

"I did the math. The house price in Suizhou Fifth Ring Road is 80 yuan, and the down payment is about [-] yuan. If I work harder, I will be able to own my own small house."

That is the bright future he wants!

Zhuang Jiuxi said while thinking: "But the monthly payment is about [-], so I have to work harder in the future."

Speaking of the future, his aura settled down.

Gui Tong said calmly: "If you cooperate with Shen Yunqi, let alone a house, you can get thousands of houses."

Zhuang Jiuxi glanced at him, and said contemptuously: "You only know money, what else do you know? Am I the kind of person who would betray my ghost brother for money and house? The old bastard clearly wants to harm my ghost brother, can I help him?"

"I've already made up my mind. I'll live in his house now to earn my own money. I'll have my own house in the future, and then I'll figure out how to take Brother Ghost over... Well, as for you, you can also take it as a gift. alright."

Unexpectedly, Bai Youlin, who was treated as a gift this time, didn't curse, but was startled, his expression became strange, and he muttered in a low voice: "...Why do I still have me?"

Saying so, the corners of her lips curled up involuntarily.

Zhuang Jiuxi said ruthlessly: "After all, it's a pity to lose such a useful free labor force like you."

The ghost boy exploded in an instant, and rushed forward angrily to hit someone: "Zhuang Jiuxi!"

Then he was flicked away by Mr. Li Gui with one finger.

Bai Youlin was subjected to domestic violence for the nth time, and said frantically, "You just protect him, there will be a day when you regret it!"

Mr. Li Gui raised his eyebrows, a look of disdain rarely appeared on his indifferent face, as if he was saying...

If I don't protect him, how can I protect you?

Bai Youlin left cursing.

Brother Gui was obviously not interested in the phone, so he brushed the boy's hair and left quickly.

Zhuang Jiuxi didn't care, and put the phone next to the tablet as a tribute.Anyway, he bought it for Brother Gui. As for whether Mr. Li Gui uses it or not, that is the other party's business.

After finishing all this, Zhuang Jiuxi happily played with his mobile phone again.

Brother Gui forgot to catch him to work overtime to paint today, the boy was very happy.

Bai Youlin was not very happy.

He looked at Zhuang Jiuxi faintly, and said, "If you give me an obsolete phone with a broken screen, if you give him a lot of money to buy a new phone, treat them differently."

Zhuang Jiuxi glanced at him, and said confidently: "Don't you not like playing with mobile phones, and you despise this kind of behavior as an Internet-addicted teenager?"

Turning her back in a childlike manner: "...huh!"

Zhuang Jiuxi bowed his head and continued playing the game.

After a while, a new generation of Internet addicts came over, poked out his head, and asked in a low voice, "Double queue? I can help you."

Zhuang Jiuxi let out a burst of laughter.

That night, without the restraint of Mr. Li Gui, one person and one ghost stayed up happily playing games all night, and fell asleep in the early morning.

Then early in the morning, Zhuang Jiuxi was woken up by a phone call.

"Hi..." He spoke nasally.

On the other end of the phone is the courier brother: "Hi Mr. Zhuang, your courier has arrived."

What courier?

The electric car bought yesterday was delivered today?Not so fast...

Zhuang Jiuxi hung up the phone and yawned. He opened his eyes in a daze. He opened his mobile phone and took a look at Taobao, and then he jumped up.

"My wife is here?!"

The figure of Luna that Zhuang Stingy bought for 3000 yuan was finally delivered to his home.