How to catch a demon god? !

Ling Fengmian waited outside the third trial court for two hours.He squatted next to Wu Bin in a very elegant posture, as calm and domineering as if he was sitting on his sofa with his legs crossed, and occasionally raised his hind paws to scratch his big ears.The picture of the silent white fox and ghosts is picturesque, but in the end Wu Bing, who was bored waiting, broke the silence.

"Are you a demon?"

Ling Fengmian's blue eyes blinked in agreement.

Wu Bin said again: "A demon is different from a human being. The lifespan is several times longer than that of a human being. The passage to the underworld at the end is also different. He will leave earlier than you. Maybe he has been reincarnated and gone through three lives. Didn't reach the finish line. Don't you mind that?"

do not mind?How could you not mind.

It's not that Ling Fengmian hasn't thought about this problem, it's just that he can't solve it for the time being, so he is avoiding it deliberately.Even though he is an aristocrat of the spirit fox clan and has the demon power of the Nine Tribulations for 700 years, but it is a matter of life and death, and it is not a field where he can intervene if he wants to.

Wu Bing looked at his silent figure.She doesn't know what love is, but she knows that "love" is very important and a precious thing that she can't get in her life.The kind girl, as a long-time professional in the underworld, generously pointed out a way for the white fox based on her experience: "It's a blessing in disguise. This may be the right time."

Ling Fengmian slightly raised her head, looking up at Wulu from a 45-degree angle, she didn't understand what she said for a while: "Be more specific."

"Shh, Jie Chen said that it's better for you not to talk. Things will only get complicated if you are discovered. You don't need to say, I can roughly understand what you mean." Wu Bin raised a finger and shook it lightly, He signaled the fox to keep silent, "Have you thought about it, Mr. Qiao, who has already died once, what will he use to continue his life after returning to the ground this time?"

"..."

Ling Fengmian thought for a while, and shook her fluffy fox tail a few times, she already understood what Wu Bin said.

Qiao Pingyang initially stepped into the inner court of the third-instance court with a feeling of freshness, excitement, and a countryman entering the city. However, when the appeal hearing was dragged on for two hours and there was no result, his eyelids could not help but start to fight, and Pluto's head Also changed from one to two and then three.He has never read any book that says that the state of the soul can also cause sleepiness. After increasing his knowledge, he can still gain true knowledge through practice.If Jie Chen hadn't pretended to clear his throat and coughed desperately a few times, he would really have passed out in front of Pluto's serious and dry face in this damn "second proof about Qiao Pingyang's death".

Fortunately, Jie Chen finally won the appeal in the two-hour and 43-minute appeal trial. The newly appointed Pluto touched Qiao Pingyang's "Returning Soul Permit" with a red seal with a handful of beards that were not very thick.After the dust settled, he could finally return to his original world.It's just that after leaving the inner court, it's still unavoidable to be scolded by Xie Chen.

"You, you, your client, how could you doze off in court? How decent! Fortunately, Pluto didn't pursue it, otherwise what should he do if he didn't poke you because of your poor attitude? I prepared so many evidences in the early stage. Your attitude is all invalidated, how can you compensate me?" Xie Chen took Qiao Pingyang from the side door back to the main entrance of the court of third instance to meet Wu Bing, and he kept on talking, "Besides, it's not your Seventh Brother who died. Aunt Ba’s classmate is not the daughter of a friend of Old Wang’s cousin next door, it’s you who died, okay, can you help me a little bit?”

Qiao Pingyang yawned big behind him, then covered his ears with both hands: "Oops, I forgot to bring my ears when I went out today, and I can't hear anything."

"...Why should I agree to help you? Next time I will help you and I will change your surname."

"Want to get married? You have to ask my grandfather if he agrees first." Qiao Pingyang's mouth curled up, and he smiled foolishly.He wasn't too nervous at first, and the root cause of this seemingly innocent plan also stems from his trust in Jiechen, believing that he will be able to get him back from the ground, and everything will be established.Now returning to the soul is a certainty, and he doesn't have any psychological burden.

However, Jiechen has a heavy psychological burden: "..."

Turning through the last side door, both Ling Fengmian and Wu Bin appeared within Qiao Pingyang's line of sight.The white fox changed his calm expression, his long and narrow fox eyes were as sharp as sharp knives, staring at Jie Chen with a cleverness.The mortal Jie Chen and Ling Fengmian didn't have much contact with each other, so he had no resistance to Emperor Wia, secretly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and said in a slightly doggy manner: "What, what's the matter? If you win the case, you can revive your soul." .”

Ling Fengmian shook her head and snorted coldly, facing Qiao Pingyang, she said, "Why did he take your last name? I don't allow him to marry."

Jie Chen: "..."

Qiao Pingyang covered his stomach and laughed three times, hahaha. He was so teased by the jealous and arrogant demon god that he finally stopped laughing under Jiechen's sad eyes. Laughed out. Please, just kidding. I will be the first to disagree when he wants to get married, and he looks completely unappetizing, and he can't talk. Don't worry about it."

Jie Chen: ... We can't be friends anymore!

Wu Bin also covered his mouth with his long sleeve and smiled softly: "Jiechen, what can you do to make a light bulb? Have you stamped it? Leave it to me. If there is time, you can take Mr. White Fox with you." Let’s go back through the passage and wait. You should be able to return to your soul by dawn.”

"Wait, why, I can't go back with you now?" Qiao Pingyang was at a loss.

"The souls who return to the soul have to go through a special channel for returning to the soul. Otherwise, what do you need to stamp this seal on? Only the ghosts who have this seal on the return to the soul can let you pass." Wu Bing patiently explained, "Let's go, Joe Sir, I will send the Buddha to the west."

……

Is this proverb used in this way?

Qiao Pingyang blushed.He looked at Jie Chen, and then looked down at the beautiful white fox.He was willing to go to the underworld for this man, but he didn't expect that the Lord Demon God would chase him down because of him. The two of them really matched each other in various senses... He wanted to reach out to touch the fox's big furry ears, and Touch his wet nose, but unfortunately he can't do it in the current soul state.I had no choice but to reluctantly look at it a few more times, looking for something to say: "Where is my body?"

Ever since Qiao Pingyang came out of the side door, Ling Fengmian's eyes had been glued to him like brown candy again: "Xueyin will take care of it, you don't have to worry about it."

Qiao Pingyang hooked the corner of his mouth, only replied "OK", then turned around and followed Wu Biao away.

As a single dog, Xie Chen has already suffered [-] crit hits tonight, and his mental quality is almost almost broken now.Fortunately, he still has three lovely sons, at least he has some spiritual sustenance, so he still manages not to be crushed by Xiu Enai.He urged Ling Fengmian to go with him to the bank of Wangchuan River to pick some manjusawa, and then return to the original passage.But Ling Fengmian ignored him until Qiao Pingyang's soul disappeared from sight.

"Ah... blind, stupid couple." Xie Chen sighed softly.

Qiao Pingyang followed Wu Bin through the underworld and came to the gate of returning to the soul.Similar to the gate of Hades, there are two ghost messengers with blue faces and fangs holding tridents to ask for customs clearance documents.Qiao Pingyang saw a lot of ghosts this time, it seems that only the post of gatekeeper has a green face and fangs. Could it be - post requirements?After Wu Bin showed the "Returning Soul Permit" with the red seal on it, ghost guard a checked the authenticity, and then ghost guard b took the permit and put it in a small drawer on one side.Qiao Pingyang guessed that it might be necessary to keep files in the future, after all, the government's operating model is completely applied here.

Wu Bin stood aside and said: "Mr. Qiao, I can only send you here. Walking in is the soul returning passage, you just need to go forward."

Qiao Pingyang imitated the way of the ancients and made a bow again: "My girl, I am taken care of by you. There will be a period later."

"Although we are an underworld, we are already modern and don't need to learn from the ancients." Wu Bin covered his mouth.She doesn't smile often, and often has no expression, but the contact time is not long, and Qiao Pingyang has seen him a few times, maybe I have a better affinity with him.

"Then I'm going. Goodbye."

Wu Bin waved to him, and said seriously: "No, don't see you again. I hope we won't meet again in the next few hundred years. There will be no date."

Qiao Pingyang smiled gratifiedly, and walked into the soul-returning gate, preparing to leave this dark, cold, impartial law enforcement underground world, but with lovely ghost girls.He was going back to the land that belonged to him.There are important people waiting for him.

Qiao Pingyang walked along the dark soul-returning passage for an unknown amount of time, and lost consciousness when he saw the light at the exit.When he woke up again, his eyes were facing the ceiling that he was already familiar with after sleeping for several months.There is a different feeling, as if the fingers can move.He rolled his eyes, clenched his fists, and most importantly moved his toes. Since he had feet, he could confirm that he had returned to the shell.

Here is the real world on the ground.

Ling Fengmian's deep voice came from next to her ear: "You're awake."

He turned his head and found himself lying in the man's arms, with a pair of blue eyes close at hand.

"Yeah." He turned over and planted a delicate kiss on the man's beautiful lips, "My lord, I'm back."

Ling Fengmian rubbed his natural curls: "You are disobedient."

"I'm not a dog, who should I listen to?"

"Listen to me. As I said, you don't need to take risks. If you are not allowed to bleed, you will just die." Ling Fengmian pinched his earcups dissatisfied, and pinched him a little harder until Qiao Pingyang begged for mercy and shouted to stop before he relaxed. , "Why didn't you discuss it with me first."

Qiao Pingyang also stretched out his hand to pinch the fox's ear, and asked back: "I discussed with you in advance, will you let me go?"

"will not."

"Is there any value in negotiating?"

"There are other ways. You were just lucky, Zicheng let you go." Ling Fengmian was not led away by his sophistry logic, and she said it with reason.

Qiao Pingyang knew it in his heart.Of course, this is not the only way, and maybe it is not the best way. It's just that man is not as good as God, and everything is "opportunity".When Turtle Dove asked him to join forces, it was an opportunity to use his tricks and take out his trump card.He had figured out that Wanqin was Zicheng's weakness and the beginning of everything, he had a bargaining chip in his hand.Of course, risks are uncontrollable.He couldn't predict that Zi Cheng would go berserk, kill him and then kill Ling Fengmian, or stop there.It can be said that this is a gamble with chips.

So what does it matter.

If you win the bet, it's fine.If the bet is won, Zicheng will never set foot in Ling Fengmian's territory again.He has to protect the people and things that Ling Fengmian cherishes with his own hands.

"I understand what you said. Anyway, the result is good, so you can spare me." Qiao Pingyang begged for mercy with a smile. If Ling Fengmian could not be involved in troublesome incidents, he would die as soon as he died.No big deal.

"I won't allow it."

"... Tsk, there is no end."

"I said I won't allow it." Ling Fengmian squeezed the little wolf dog's jaw this time, forcing him not to look away, "From now on, if I don't allow you to die, you can't die."

……

How to say, no one wants to die, okay?Uh, wait, there is something in this statement.

Qiao Pingyang felt bad, and asked sensitively, "What do you mean?"

"You took out Wanqin's eyes, what are you using to maintain your physiological functions now?"

……

It was seen through.

"...You already know it. As expected of Lord Demon God, I am convinced of his insight."

Ling Fengmian didn't take this "insight" to herself: "It wasn't me, it was the ghost who reminded me. The simpler things are, the easier it is to be ignored. The so-called authorities are obsessed."

Qiao Pingyang had to complain about his new friend Miss Wu Bin at this time, if you can see it, you can tell it, why tell Ling Fengmian!Originally, it would have been nice if God knew the earth, you knew me, and everyone was happy, but now being caught by the fox is more than just an annoying word.The point of life extension was also taken into consideration when he drew up the whole plan.After taking out the life-continuing Eye of the Flood Dragon, he will go to the underworld, and then return to the shell with a new life-continuing method.

This time it is called soul rejuvenation, but it is more accurate to say it is rebirth.

The easiest and fastest way to extend his life that he can think of is to eat cultivation.Originally, he had the habit of taking away the cultivation base of the Fallen Demon. Just relying on the cultivation base he ate before would be enough for him to live for 80 or [-] years.It's just that before, he still relied on the eyes of the dragon to maintain his mortal body, and he couldn't completely use the cultivation base that he ate.But now, after returning from the underworld, he has transformed into a humanoid creature that relies on the cultivation of a demon to survive.In general, not quite human.Because as long as there is a steady stream of cultivation bases to eat, you will not die, and your lifespan cannot be tested for the time being.This is not in line with the functions of human beings, but closer to demons.But there is an essential difference from a demon, because he has a soul and no spiritual roots.All in all, it is a human body that possesses the functions of a demon.

But for Ling Fengmian, there is no better thing than this.He no longer had to worry that Qiao Pingyang was a fragile tofu human being who would be accidentally crushed to death. The most important thing was that they could be together for a long time.

"Starting today, I will pour my cultivation into you every month. You can just eat it."

"...I don't need that much."

Ling Fengmian sneered: "It's up to you. Feed as much as you want."

……

Overlord clause!No reason!

But it seems not bad.

Qiao Pingyang thought, forget it, as long as he is happy.Then he let go: "Okay, I reluctantly agree to you. I'm too kind, and I can't bear to refute you."

"Those who have died once are not qualified to refute." Ling Fengmian felt angina when thinking of the expelling shell of his coldly lying corpse.Why can't this human being be kept in captivity obediently by him, protected under his wings, and always sing against him... However, maybe he likes him so much because he is disobedient.Shell-dispelling is obviously so fragile, but inside it has the tenacity and persistence that can't lose to anyone.Maybe this is one of the reasons why he loves the little wolf dog.

"Don't leave me."

On the ring finger of Ling Fengmian's left hand, there was a platinum ring that was plain but radiant.

Qiao Pingyang rubbed the fox's chin affectionately: "I won't leave you." How could he be willing to leave this tall man who was so gentle to him.Ling Fengmian has been trapped by his ring, he has captured the only demon god in the world, and he will not leave even if he is chased away.He will continue to be by this man's side, protecting him, being protected by him, loving him, and being loved by him.