How to catch a demon god? !

Wu Bing summoned a small boat at the bridgehead.In the eyes of human representative Qiao Pingyang, it is a very strange phenomenon.There were obviously no ghosts on the boat, but she just waved her hand, and the boat rowed over by itself.

"Mr. Qiao, please board the boat." Wu Bin made a gesture of respect, and waited for Qiao Pingyang to float steadily before boarding the boat himself.

The small boat is very good at winking, slowly moving forward in the Wangchuan River while floating.

"Now we have opened the service business of visiting the Wangchuan River for free, so the boating time has been slowed down from 5 minutes.

It's 10 minutes to two.You don't have to be too nervous. "

...The market survey was not done well!There should be no soul that wants to float on this bare and greasy river for 10 minutes.Qiao Pingyang sneered in his stomach, but didn't show it at all on his face. He just nodded and changed the topic: "My girl, I'm new here and I don't understand the rules of the underworld. I asked you before Jiechen came."

Wu Bin blinked his eyes and agreed: "Don't worry, although the newly appointed King of Hades is a bit out of date, but as long as the evidence is sufficient and complete, it shows that you still deserve to die, and the approval can be passed."

……

In fact, the nature of ghost messengers is what human society calls civil servants, right?

"However, as a human being, why do you easily cut off your past and continue your life?"

Qiao Pingyang didn't expect the ghost messenger to gossip, so he bent his beautiful phoenix eyes and said with a smile, "For...love?"

Wu Bin was not surprised, and nodded flatly: "It's just like that."

……

Huh.That's not fun anymore.

"Miss Wu Bin has someone she likes?"

Wu Bin shook her head this time, and her hair bun swayed slightly with her movements. She said sincerely: "Mr. Qiao may not know something. Our ghosts have no roots and no source, just like the will-o'-the-wisps floating around. I know love. There are people in the earthly world who say 'good relationship'. For example, I have been friends with Xie Chen for many years. If he is in trouble, I am willing to help. But ghosts can't produce love feelings, and human beings are fundamentally different. It’s structurally different.”

Qiao Pingyang didn't expect this, but was surprised.Because even a demon with no soul but only spiritual roots has feelings, so he took it for granted.

"I'm sorry, Miss Wu. I'm the one talking too much."

"It doesn't matter. The species are different, long live the understanding. This is the latest propaganda slogan of our Underworld." Wu Bin covered his mouth and seemed to smile.

The 10-minute free tour time that I thought would be difficult, passed quite quickly during the "cross-species communication" dialogue between Qiao Pingyang and Wu Bing.

On the other side of the Wangchuan River, a magnificent giant arch appeared in front of their eyes.

Qiao Pingyang got off the boat with Wu Bing, and the ghost guards standing on both sides of the archway had green faces and long fangs, and they were all ugly in their own way.Uh, no, maybe the species have different aesthetics.Maybe this level is the level of Kimura Takuya and Wu Yanzu in the ghost world...

"Show the pass." The two ghost messengers held the hell's classic trident and blocked the way.

Wu Bin took out a wooden sign from the sleeve of the long skirt, and the ghost guard simply inspected it and let them pass.

Inside the arch is a clean and tidy wide bluestone road.Many ghost messengers come and go to lead the souls, and it is a busy and peaceful scene.It's just that those souls are different from Qiao Pingyang. There is a chain tied to the smoke-shaped tail, and the other end of the chain is held in the hands of the ghost guard.Basically being led along.

Wu Bin followed Qiao Pingyang's line of sight and explained, "That's the soul chain."

"I don't have to be locked up?"

"No, you're mainly here to complain about returning to the soul, and the process of the reincarnation public trial is different. Generally, those who come to reincarnation have to print out the merit book on the self-service machine in the first-instance court, and then go to the second-instance court to submit it to the on-duty The clerk, the clerk can only be transferred to the court of third instance after the preliminary approval of the clerk, and the final number is waiting to go to the court of third instance, and the final judgment will be made by the king of the underworld." As a ghost messenger who has been in the business for a hundred years, I have already memorized the tedious rules of the underworld, " In your current situation, I will take you to the second-instance court to report to see if I can join the team, and I will go to the third-instance court today."

Qiao Pingyang looked at this complicated battle, it was really the same as a government agency!

"Don't you need to wait for Jiechen?"

"The best time to return to the soul is 49 hours. It's quite tense. First go through the preliminary process. When Jie Chen arrives, it's best to go directly to the third trial court. This is the most efficient."

It sounds reasonable.

Qiao Pingyang thought for a while, he is a mortal who still has a little spiritual power to catch a monster on the ground, but underground is completely out of his domain.What I say is what I say, the best choice now is to follow the command of professionals.He imitated the way of the ancients and made a bow, bowed and smiled at Wu Bin: "My girl, I listen to you. Then let's go to the court of second instance."

On the other hand, Jie Chen, who felt deeply that he accidentally made friends and ruined eight lifetimes of misfortune, risked his life, and made a request to Ling Fengmian submissively: "Apart from ghosts and souls, only Taoist priests of the gate of the underworld can enter and leave the underworld. A big living person is too eye-catching. In my opinion, let's become a fox..."

"The one with nine tails is fine too." Ling Fengmian didn't have much resistance to transforming back into a white fox, after all, it's just a form no matter what.And all he wants now is to get Qiao Pingyang back as soon as possible.

Jie Chen seemed to think about it seriously for a moment: "The most, the best is the one with one tail." The fox with nine tails is also eye-catching!I just want to be ordinary.

Ling Fengmian didn't say any more.The white mist dissipated in an instant, and the tall and handsome man disappeared, leaving only a blue-eyed white fox with fluffy and easy-to-touch fur.

The point is, thankfully, there is only one tail.

Jie Chen breathed a sigh of relief, and pulled out the legendary door-to-door of Hades, a manjusawa flower picked from the bank of the Wangchuan River, which he had prepared long ago, out of the vase.To be honest, in the past two years, the business of Mingmen has not been as good as before. Occasionally, there are commissions, such as superseding, exorcising ghosts, and so on. It is rarely necessary to go to the underworld. The only one manjusawa.It seems that this time I went there and folded a few more, just in case.He pointed the flower to the closet, and drew three circles counterclockwise while thinking about it. In an instant, the manjusawa seemed to burst from the middle, bursting out with a blood-red light, and the slender and curly petals scattered all over the ground.

He opened the wardrobe door, which opened a temporary passage to Hades.

Ling Fengmian looked intently with her blue fox eyes, but she was completely unable to discern the direction in the darkness.This unfathomable darkness comes from another cold, formulaic world, which is not comparable to the so-called night on the ground, and no one or anything from the ground can see through it.

Jie Chen then took out an oil lamp that looked quite old, and lit it with a special torch: "It's very dark, and you can get lost in two seconds without spiritual power. Follow me closely. Alas, I never brought a lamp with me." Watching the panting creature walk through this passage, I don’t know if there will be any accidents. You said that you and Qiao Pingyang are really like-minded, one is dying, and the other is chasing to go to the underworld... a natural pair Ah, promise me that it will last forever." Don't harm other innocent people!

Ling Fengmian's emperor's thinking naturally appreciates his "compliment". This person said that they are a natural couple, and they are quite discerning.So he snorted in satisfaction, and said, "You don't need to say it will last forever." Only the big tail that was happily waving back and forth betrayed his true mood.

Jie Chen held on to the oil lamp with one hand, and touched his meticulous back hair with the other to make sure that his hairstyle was not messed up, before he walked into the darkness.

The white fox landed on all fours, quietly and lightly following behind him.

It's been safe and sound all the way.In the darkness with only the flickering light of the oil lamp, Xie Chen and Ling Fengmian walked for about ten minutes and arrived at the exit.Ling Fengmian couldn't see it, but the descendants of the Nether Gate instinctively felt that the gate was within reach.He raised his hand and pushed, but there was no bright sky, nor bright lights.There is still endless darkness behind the door, but there are many green and yellow will-o'-the-wisps floating in the air, which can at least illuminate the bluestone road under your feet.

Xie Chen blew out the oil lamp in one breath, and placed it at the door together with the torch: "The entrance and exit are fixed, and each change needs to be re-approved, so it has been a long time since I changed it. No matter who comes to talk , you are pretending to be an ordinary fox, don’t talk. I greeted the ghost girl named Wubin, she should have taken Qiao Pingyang to the second trial court, and now we will go directly to the third trial court and meet up first.”

Ling Fengmian's big, furry ears moved silently a few times, as if she agreed.

Hades is just an area in the underworld, not as huge as people think.The area is only about [-] times the size of the Bird's Nest Stadium. The three trial halls are distributed from south to north. The third trial court where Pluto works is in the northernmost part, which is also the most fortified part of the Hades. There are three groups of ghost patrols on time. Patrols, and countless will-o'-the-wisps as movable cameras, it is impossible to sneak in.

Jie Chen led the white fox, walked in the middle of the road openly, turned a few street corners, and a huge plaque of "Tribunal of the Third Tribunal" appeared in front of him.It also happened to meet a few ghosts who passed by the gate of the third trial court during the patrol, and some of them seemed to recognize Jiechen.

"Isn't this a Taoist priest, come to do business?"

"Yeah, how can you support a family if you don't work hard. How many souls did Hades meet today?" Jie Chen asked nonchalantly.

"It's quite a lot. When it's cold, the life and death book will be overcrowded. You don't know that the hot pool below is like dumpling. Fortunately, the new incumbent's public trial is very efficient. He will be sentenced, and then Shua Shua Shua, it’s stamped, so I’m still busy.” After the ghost chaperone said cheerfully, he was suddenly attracted by the white fox, “Taoist Xie, what’s the matter with this white fox? The hair is so beautiful.” Wanting to reach out to touch it, Ling Fengmian ducked her head and took a few steps back.

Jie Chen didn't dare to touch or scold the fox, so he had to smooth things over and said: "I picked it up on the ground a while ago, I'm afraid of life, don't touch it if it can bite people. If you leave it alone at home, it always messes up the trash can and messes up the house. It was a mess, so I had to carry it with me. It’s just that a beast is not sensible, and won’t tell the underground things.”

Ling Fengmian glanced at him indifferently.

Relieve dust and heartache...

The ghost messenger understood his words very well, and nodded greatly to show sympathy: "Yeah, I understand too well! I also raised a hell dog a while ago. It looks cute, but it's too terribly naughty. Jie Taoist It’s not easy, you have to carry it with you at work.”

Xie Chen typed a few more words haha.After exchanging pleasantries for a while, the ghost messenger set off to patrol another place, and was finally freed from the small talk.

Ling Fengmian's tail hit the ground in dissatisfaction, time was tight, he couldn't wait.

Jie Chen was thinking about how to appease him, when two figures approached not far in front.The slender girl in the long dress tied two buns, the red ribbon swayed gently in the breeze, her chocolate skin tone was in harmony with the long dress, her style was unique.This hair bun and skin color, seems to be my...?But before he could see clearly, the fox had already swooped out in a blink of an eye, not even grabbing the hair on its tail in time.

In Ling Fengmian's eyes, there is no chocolate-skinned girl, only a light wandering spirit.Even without feet, his little wolf dog even floats beautifully, looking like an international catwalk.There was a smile on his face, he looked so alive.The fox ran with all its four paws.If you can't hold him in your arms, then at least it's good to arch him with your furry head.

It took more than half a day for Qiao Pingyang to put a ring on his ring finger.

It was only a few hours since Qiao Pingyang told him to wait for me for 5 minutes.

Why are these hours as long as a century.

Why is he not willing to wait even a second now.

Qiao Pingyang and Wu Bin have been to the court of second instance. With the assistance of Wu Bin, the court of second instance said that it can be accommodated, so they put Qiao Pingyang, a "relationship household", in No. [-]. It is said that this is already a very high number. Just wait an hour or so for your turn.So the two took the numbers they received and went to the third trial court talking and laughing.After Miss Wubin said, "Look, the Court of Third Instance is in front of you," Qiao Pingyang raised his head and looked forward—before he could see the Court of Third Instance, he was attracted by a group of objects moving at high speed.There was a white shadow flying towards him? !What the hell?

Qiao Pingyang subconsciously wanted to hide, but it was too late, and a ball of white bumped into——

and passed through-

his soul.

……

The feeling of the soul being pierced by someone is so subtle, a little itchy.Qiao Pingyang scratched his head in confusion, saying that he was still natural curly after he became a ghost, and his natural curly is really stubborn.He turned half sideways to see what was passing through him.

It's okay if you don't look at it, but when you look at a pair of phoenix eyes that are not too big, they stare into almond eyes.

"Ling Fengmian... why are you here?!"

The white fox that didn't jump on anyone was so angry that its tail exploded, and it snorted coldly: "Come to pick you up."

Jie Chen: ...it's agreed not to speak human words.

Qiao Pingyang knew he was in the wrong, but he never thought that the Lord Demon God would personally chase him to the underworld, and his heart was filled with mixed feelings as if he had knocked over a soy sauce bottle.He looked at the furious fox, turned around and wanted to reach out to catch Jie Chen who had just walked to him, but he didn't catch him, his fingers passed through Jie Chen's wrist: "Tsk, I'm not used to this form... …Hey nerd, why did you bring him down? He is alive, is there any danger when he comes down? If he is discovered, will he be detained here?"

Jie Chen collapsed, even dead, but still show affection and abuse dogs!Both of them are the faces of Qiong Yao whose death is okay if I die, but he can't, I can't stand it!Does falling in love equal mental retardation?If you scold him, he doesn't want to fall in love anymore. "You think I want to bring him down? I'm sick of you all by myself, do you know how much effort it will take to bring you back?" Then he couldn't bear it and said to Ling Fengmian, "Don't talk, please All right, if you have something to say when you go back, you close the door and say that no one will care about you after three days and three nights, okay?"

Qiao Pingyang refused to let go: "Just tell me whether it will affect his body if he comes down like this."

"...I've come down a hundred times, why don't you ask me if it has any effect on my body?"

Qiao Pingyang thought so too. Basically, nerds who are powerless can come and go, and Lord Yaoshen must be fine.Then feel at ease down.He smiled at the fox: "You are so stupid, you dare to come to this place casually."

Ling Fengmian said in her heart, it is you who are stupid.

Wu Bin watched silently for a while, no matter how puzzled he was, he saw something tricky, and interjected: "Mr. Qiao, this is the object you sacrificed for love. Such a beautiful white fox."

……

Don't say this kind of joke seriously!Shame.

Qiao Pingyang pretended not to hear, and coughed twice: "Ahem, I'm sorry that my throat feels a little uncomfortable. My girl, is it important for us to continue with our business? Didn't the clerk of the second instance court just say that the registration number will be re-registered?" No. Let's go inside quickly."

Jie Chen rolled his eyes: "Finally, I still remember that this is a serious matter. Let's go, I'll get home early and make breakfast for my sons."

Wu Bin also nodded, taking the lead and walking in the front.

Ling Fengmian no longer followed Jiechen, but instead followed Qiao Pingyang who was floating around, fixed her fox eyes on him, as if she was afraid that he would suddenly evaporate from her eyes again.

The structure of the third-instance court and the second-instance court is the same, but the decoration and details look more elegant.The hall in the courtyard was silent, and there were a large number of will-o'-the-wisps twisted together in the center to form a number. Qiao Pingyang carefully identified it, and it should be number 98 now.It seems that it is better to come sooner than later.

Jie Chen took the queuing slip from Wu Bin, and turned on the old lady mode again: "After a while, Qiao Pingyang and I will go in together. You can follow Wu Bin and wait here, Shao Ling. Generally, you can only wait here when you go to court. The soul is allowed to enter the inner court. This time I need a defender, so I will follow in, but others will definitely not be able to enter. Even if they enter, they will be kicked out by Pluto. What if it makes him unhappy and affects the judgment of the appeal? The gain outweighs the loss! Qiao Pingyang, don’t talk after you go in, I’ll answer whatever Pluto asks for you. The renewal of your life when you were young was formal and in line with the regulations of the underworld, and the number of years has not been exhausted, so it is possible under normal circumstances.”

Wu Bin helped to explain: "It's simple to say, but Jie Chen has to do a lot of preliminary preparations. Moreover, Pluto is very strict and will ask about every detail, which may prolong the court trial and turn it into a protracted battle. Be mentally prepared. .”

Qiao Pingyang and Ling Fengmian looked at each other in blank dismay, as if they were going to file a lawsuit...

"If you come, you will be safe. I believe in you, so I dare to come down." Qiao Pingyang wanted to pat Jiechen on the shoulder, but suddenly realized that he couldn't.Only when you lose your body will you realize how valuable your body is.He looked at the white fox again, although it only had one tail today, but there were stars in its eyes, it looked like Ling Fengmian.

"Wait for me to come back. This time it's real, wait for me to come back."

Ling Fengmian felt that the corners of his eyes were a little sour, and the image of Qiao Pingyang's body lying lifeless on the bed could not be lingered in his mind.He didn't dare to imagine how big a hole would be in his heart if it was true, and how many years it would take to fill that hole little by little.

The white fox moved its big ears in silence——

Go ahead, I'm right behind you waiting for you.