We who can't be heroes [Comprehensive]

After clicking on the news link sent by King Ni and reading the content inside, Sakuya truly experienced what it means to "turn my eyes and almost faint".Today's tabloid news really writes anything in order to attract attention.She scrolled down to the bottom, saw the source of the information, Wen〇 Weekly, and felt that, after all, it was a pheasant weekly that made a fortune by mining celebrity gossip, so it was no surprise that they would write it like this.

And this magazine is not just writing gossip articles, it is better at digging up black material, if there is no black material, then desperately make up black material.Bakugo, Lvgu and Hong are both the hottest young heroes at the moment, and "Wen〇 Weekly" will not let them go.It's just that the few of them have been walking upright and sitting upright, and there is no black spot that can be used to attack.

If I have to say it, Bakugo’s black spot is his bad temper and his love of swearing, but everyone has known and got used to this for a long time, and even think this is also the charming point of Bakugo—the more angry and grumpy, the calmer he is, and he likes to swear, But he acted frankly to uphold justice, so this is no longer a black spot.

There is no black spot in Hong, the only thing that can gossip about him is probably his complicated family relationship, but this point has been picked up by the major media when he first entered Xiongying, even Sakuya is familiar with it , and even turned black on Andeva passers-by because of this.It's not because she and Hong are classmates, it's just that she feels that violence against her wife and children is not a heroic act.

As for Green Valley... Although I was not familiar with Green Valley before, Sakuya knows that he is a good-tempered person, humble and gentle, and he is very polite in dealing with others. temper.His family conditions are also very ordinary, so there is no family relationship that can be used for gossip like Hong.However, there are still controversial points about him who had no personality, because he is the inheritor of OneForAll and the person who inherited the will of All Might.Three years ago, All Might was a symbol of peace and the superhero with the most fans in the world.After he announced that Green Valley would inherit his will and would no longer be a hero, Green Valley was attacked by many All Might fans, thinking that he was the culprit that caused All Might to retire early, completely ignoring Based on All Might's own explanation, and Green Valley's efforts, for a long time, Green Valley has lived a life of pink and black.

Fortunately, Green Valley has never wavered. He firmly walks the path he should go, does what he should do, and proves with his strength that he can be a good symbol of peace. This makes everyone who was not optimistic about him change. Clarified his opinion and admitted that he is the strongest hero of the new generation.

And the relationship between the three of them, in the words of the outside world, is "both friends and rivals."All three are very strong and recognize each other's strength, but they are unwilling to fall behind each other.So in general, before today's incident, the media could hardly find a point to attack them.

This is not the case now, the three of them, together with the innocent Sakuya and the abandoned baby, have become the center of public opinion.This gossip article describes the relationship between them in a chaotic way. Even Baohao routinely yelled at Lugu, and it was written that they fought on the street in order to compete for the identity of the child's father, which really violated the principle of heroes.The entire article was composed of the reporter's rich imagination from beginning to end, and its brilliance made Sakuya amazed, and even couldn't help but curse out: "What kind of shit is this writing!" Any one that has been written will be bloody.

The only thing that can be used as an argument is the attached photo.The picture is not of P, it is indeed that she is walking in front with the baby in her arms, and the three heroes are following behind with bags.She didn't know whether she should be thankful that this gossip weekly reporter still had a bit of conscience, and typed her thoughtfully, although it seemed a little indescribable after typing.

Awashima looked at Sakuya with a serious face: "Nanase, you can't say uncivilized words."

"Ah, I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back." Sakuya scratched his head, "But, Deputy Chief, I seem to be famous." Facing Awashima's puzzled gaze, Sakuya explained dryly, "That , I became the heroine in the gossip weekly article being contested by three heroes." After thinking for a while, she added, "And I'm still an unmarried mother."

Awashima was puzzled: "What are you talking about..."

Sakuya sent the news link to Awashima, and then continued to watch it himself.

Although "Wen 〇 Weekly" is only a gossip magazine, it has a high reputation. Every time a gossip news is released, no matter whether it is true or false, it will trigger a heated discussion.

Green Valley, Bakugo, Boom, no matter which one of these three highly popular heroes is singled out, it is enough to hit the headlines. Now that the three are together, Sakuya can't even imagine how much discussion has been triggered on the Internet.After she forwarded the news to Awashima, she clicked on Twitter. Sure enough, the three of them were the top hot searches, and the topic of a "hero dad" was heating up at a very fast speed.She flipped through the comments made by netizens, and found that their imaginations were even richer than the reporters of weekly gossip magazines.As she watched, she complained wildly in her heart.

"My Xiaojiu has become a father (｀Д)!! I don't believe it!!" Just don't believe it, that child is not his at all.

"You are so fat! How can you have children with other women?" He is not him, without him, he should still be a virgin.

"Wooooooooooo(╥﹏╥)o no way! Your career is still on the rise, how can you just become a father like this!"... This child is really not his.

"Damn it, I want this woman's information within 3 minutes! How did she manage to seduce three of my idols at once?!" My friend, please be sober. The three of them are heroes, not idols!Also, whoever seduced your three idols, I am innocent too, okay?

Sakuya couldn't help sighing, she always felt that she and Bakugo were killed... It was all the fault of Daoming Temple and Goto!If they hadn't suddenly stuffed the baby over, the current situation would certainly not have happened.

After taking a sip of water, Sakuya continued to scroll down.The news of the discussion group was scrolling rapidly above the terminal, but she had no time to take care of it now.

"So, whose child is it? I think it should be Baohao's? In your photos, he is very aggressive towards Lugu and Hong. This is Zhenggong's aura!" Why did this become Gongdou's? Drama?Isn't it a routine operation to explode violently?

"No, no, no, I think it's Jiao Dong, because he carried the most things!" That's because Hong Renhao, at first he carried all the things, but Bao Hao and Lu Gu Gang snatched them from him. A bag!

"It's Xiaojiu! It must be Xiaojiu! You can see how gentle Xiaojiu's expression is, it's the smile of a loving father after becoming a father—" No, Lugu has always been very gentle, and most people, just Even Bao Hao's outburst of temper, he will unconsciously become gentle when he treats the baby, you really think too much.

Sakuya felt that he might really be unable to figure out what the fans thought. Originally, they couldn't accept the hero they admired as a father, but now they are vying to let them be the father of this child.

Can't guess, can't guess.

"Three and 10 minutes have passed, really no one knows who this woman is? I'm so jealous that QAQ can be taken care of by Jiao Dong like this!"...Come on, come on, I am willing to let go of this gossip heroine Location!

"Why code it, so that I can be human flesh!" It is coded to prevent privacy exposure and prevent people like you from doing excessive things!Civil servant of a human flesh country, you are brave enough!

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." Baby, I'm skinny because I've paid too much for this country... just fat consumption.

"Say it quietly, actually, I also think that the young lady looks very beautiful (﹃) If my frozen girlfriend is a gentle, beautiful and lovely young lady, I can totally accept it!" You I can, but I can't.

"I'm also quietly making a point. Does anyone think that this picture shows Baobao's legs very short?" He roared heartbrokenly in warning!

"The doll is so cute, every freckle on its face is exuding cuteness!" Why did it suddenly start blowing Lvgu's rainbow fart?

"Today's scorch is the same

Handsome qwq Jiao Dong, do you want to be a father?I could give you a football team! "I advise you to calm down, one child is enough to mess around, and eleven will knock the roof of your house down.

Sakuya felt that contemporary netizens might be really empty, lonely and boring, and they had already written millions of posts on this topic, and at this time, it was only half an hour since this news was released.Not only that, most of the remarks are of little value, and everyone is easily caught up in the rhythm of this article in Gossip Weekly, without thinking about whether there is a bug in it.

Although rational spectators are in the minority, there are still some. Sakuya scrolled down and finally found some remarks that seemed more reliable.

"Well, why are you being led by gossip magazines, and you must think that the child belongs to them?" Yes, yes!

"That is to say, the three of them are all heroes. Isn't it normal to see a mother holding a child and go up to help?"...Although you are right, I am really not the mother of the child QAQ.

"Aren't these three heroes just graduated from Xiongying this year? They are too young to be the father of the child, right?" Yes, yes, yes!

"Emmm—I also think it's a more reliable guess that they are just helping." That's it!

"However, it doesn't take all three of you to help at once, right? It feels like a bit of a coincidence." But there are so many coincidences in this world, believe me!

"233333 I think I can make up a big show. Could it be that the three of them all like this young lady, and as a result, the young lady has become a mother, but they still don't want to give up, so they went to express themselves in front of the young lady?" Come on, I'll give you the pen to write!

In addition, some "witnesses" also stood up.

"Actually, I also saw them in the business district today. The three heroes and this young mother holding a baby, they look very familiar." It's only half familiar, not very familiar.

"Raise your hands, raise your hands! I saw it too! The young lady is really beautiful! The three heroes are also so handsome (*/ω＼*)" This friend, I suggest you to have your eyesight tested. The three of them are He's handsome, but I'm just an ordinary person.

"Actually, I secretly took pictures, I thought it was very immoral so I didn't post it QAQ I'm sorry—"Sneaky pictures are very immoral, but you apologized and didn't post it, I forgive you.

Sakuya couldn't laugh or cry after watching these messy remarks, and finally turned off the software and stopped watching.But Awashima said at this time: "Unexpectedly, the director just picked up this outsider child outside the village out of Scepter4's duty, but it caused such a big butterfly effect."

"Yeah..." Sakuya said weakly on the dressing table, "I think I am the worst, no one cares at all, in fact, I am not the mother of the child, I am just an innocent person who was forced to stuff a child .”

Awashima looked at Sakuya with sympathy: "You really worked hard today. But it's not a solution to continue to ferment like this. I'll let Fushimi and the others control the direction of speech." Just after Awashima finished speaking, her work The terminal beeps.She walked over to pick up the terminal and took a look, then said softly under Sakuya's gaze: "It's Fushimi."

"Senior Fushimi?" Sakuya was a little surprised.At this time, Fushimi called Awashima. Could it be that he has also seen the comments on the Internet?

Awashima didn't answer any more, but answered the call from Fushimi, and asked calmly, "Fushimi, what's the matter?"

"Ah, Deputy Commander," Fushimi said in a weak, impatient and subtly respectful voice, "On the Internet, we are now discussing the outlier who was picked up by the room chief today and was abandoned at the gate of the garrison. , It has become popular on Twitter, we may need to guide and delete some comments. I still can't contact the room manager, so I will report to you." Tsk, I thought it was rare to get off work early, but in the end I still had to go back to the village to work overtime.

After pondering for a moment, Awashima said: "Well, I see. Also, let's make an announcement to explain the situation, so as to avoid further spread of the situation."

"Yes, I know

Yes, I will let Enomoto do it. "Fushimi thought for a while, and then said, "I will also find the source of the article and delete it from that weekly gossip magazine. In short, try to solve it before that guy sees it. "

"The... guy?" Awashima asked suspiciously after thinking for a while, "Are you talking about Nanase?"

Fushimi lazily said: "Who else is there besides her? It's so miserable that I can't help but feel sorry for her. I finally got a day off, but the result was that the holiday was ruined by Daoming Temple and Wudao first, and now it's still inexplicable." It hit the headlines on the ground, and this day is really colorful." Fushimi said sarcastically.

Daomingji and Goto, who were picked up by Fushimi to work overtime, knew they were wrong, so when Fushimi mentioned their names pointedly, neither of them dared to look up with guilt.Enomoto, on the other hand, made an announcement in the fourth sub-room tremblingly, pretending that he didn't hear anything.

"She already knew what Nanase said, and I only found out when she sent me the gossip news." Awashima said truthfully, "She is here with me now."

Has she seen it already?Fushimi frowned and asked, "Then how did she react?"

Awashima glanced at Sakuya, who was typing passionately with the terminal in his hand, with the words "I'm not going to kill you, you idiot" written all over his face, and said without changing his face: "It doesn't look abnormal, and the mood is pretty stable."

"Really," Fushimi replied very flatly, and said, "Then I'll go to work first."

"Thanks for your hard work."

After hanging up the phone, Awashima walked up to Sakuya and said to her: "Fushimi took Daomingji and the others to work overtime in the garrison. They will solve this matter, and they will also prepare a fourth office announcement to explain the situation. You Don't worry about it."

"Actually, I'm not very worried," Sakuya yawned, "It's just that some people said too much, and some people who didn't like heroes took the opportunity to blackmail them, and I was very unhappy. "

Awashima raised his eyebrows: "So, were you scolding them just now?"

"Hey——" Sakuya said proudly, "I also specially opened the trumpet."

Awashima couldn't laugh or cry: "I really admire you, if you have any inappropriate remarks, it will probably be deleted by Fushimi."

"That's okay," Sakuya said nonchalantly, "Anyway, I just can't understand them, taking the things written in gossip weekly magazines as the truth of the matter, making up black material one by one, and insulting my classmates. Don't Let me know who they are, or I'll break my fingers."

"Then what do they write about you?"

"It's okay, it won't have any real impact on me."

Is it more serious for a classmate to be scolded than to be blindly written?Awashima shook his head, put down the terminal and turned on the fire: "I want to fry steak, do you want any sauce?"

"Ah, I'm a salt pie for steak!"

"okay, I get it."

Awashima went to fry steak, and Sakuya had enough of talking with others.Seeing that the number of comments on the Internet began to decrease, she knew that Scepter4 would end up intervening.She quit Twitter and clicked on the gossip again, only to find that it had also been deleted.

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Refreshing

There is an adult Fox Immortal in your family: Are you happy to be a center of gossip?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: I just finished spraying with idiots, and it’s really cool to be the heroine of Mary Surrey. Baohao scolded Green Valley on the street because of me. I really dare not dream of such a plot

Soba noodles are the best: what about me?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: You?carrying bag

The best soba noodles: Why are Bao Hao and Lu Gu both rivals in love, and I'm just a bag?

Cherry Blossom Salted Fish: wwwwww why do I feel like you're not too happy about it?

The best soba noodles: Hmm, not too happy

Cherry blossom flavored salted fish: cute wwww boom cute www

There is a fox fairy in your family: Is it time to praise him for being cute?I just went to have a look, the article was deleted, and some radical remarks were also deleted

The world's No. [-] teacher Aizawa blows: the end of capital?Did any of the three of you do it?

The hero of the universe broke his heart: who the hell has time to control that, I just explained to the old woman that I am really not a scumbag who made a woman pregnant and gave birth to a child and then abandoned her!How does she have such a rich imagination? ? ?

I am everyone: I was explaining this to Liri and Iida, and I feel so tired Orz why things turned out like this!

I have a cat: I saw the announcement issued by the Fourth Branch of the Household Registration Division of the Tokyo Legal Affairs Bureau

There is a fox fairy in your family: the name is so long, but it looks familiar

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: The Fourth Branch of the Household Registration Division of the Tokyo Legal Affairs Bureau, also known as Scepter4, didn't you wait for me at the gate of the village?There's a full name sign outside.

The world's No. [-] teacher Aizawa: Ah, so it's the state agency's end operation?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: After all, it was a series of murders caused by the baby picked up by our room chief (? The deputy chief told me that Senior Fushimi and they are working overtime in the village to solve this matter

I am everyone: Ah, I also saw that announcement, "Also, the unscrupulous parents who abandoned their children, hurry up and take your children away, do you know how much your irresponsible actions have caused others Trouble?" Why does the statement issued by the state agency smell like a punk...

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: I finished reading, the previous explanation announcement should be drawn up by Enomoto-senpai, and the following supplementary explanation should be added by Fushimi-senpai

The hero of the universe is heartbroken: Can you see this too? ? ?

Soba noodles are the best: because they are Nanase's colleagues, right?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Ah, that’s because, generally, this kind of announcement is in charge of Enomoto-senpai, and the section of Green Valley added later said that it smells like a gangster. Fushimi-senpai used to be a gangster. of

There is an adult Fox Fairy in your family: Shall we correct the evil and return to the righteous, puff~

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: He was poached 233 That's right, I went to the organization where he stayed before he was poached today, Nioh, do you remember that cute little loli we met in the game hall?

There is a fox fairy in your family: I remember, I thought the one with her was her father, what happened to them?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: emmm Actually, that man is the leader of our opposing organization, the boss of Barbara, and the former boss of Fushimi-san. I was invited to visit their territory today

There is a Master Fox Immortal in your family: ... This relationship is too complicated, and your day is really exciting

The best soba noodles: Is that red-haired man today? ? ?

I am everyone: turned out to be the boss of the gangster? ? ?

The hero of the universe is heartbroken: That's why that loli lives in the bar? ? ?

I've got a cat: So, does anyone shed any light on what the hell happened today?

The world's number one Mr. Aizawa blows: eat melon.JPG