Metaphysics boss dressed as a wealthy cannon fodder young master

Ever since Yu Heng left Jian Xi's house, he immediately led people to look for the dragon head lantern in the barren mountains and old forests. He searched for a long time and dug three feet, but he couldn't find even a single fragment.

Later, he used all his connections to get a piece of information about this dragon head lantern from an old professor who had devoted himself to studying myths and stories for many years.

According to legend, this dragon-headed lantern is called "Dedication to the Gods", and it is made of shark tears, emperor's blood, and grass and wood hearts.In the age of mythology, it was specially used by gods to restrain their demons and resentment caused by emotions and desires.

Everyone in the world knows that plants have no heart, and any demons and grievances can't have any effect on plants. There is only one plant that can cultivate hearts. According to mythological records, that one is a flower god named Si Qing, who is in charge of the underworld. Huamingcao and all other flowers and trees.

According to legend, the body of Si Qinghua God is an ordinary weed that grows on the bank of the Wangchuan River. Later, it was transformed into a human being with the power of the God of Wangchuan River and the Dragon Emperor. After thousands of years of cultivation, Only then was he promoted to the position of Flower God of the Underworld.

It is rumored that the God Si Qinghua handed over the heart of grass and trees, killed the emperor of the world, and went to the shore of the extreme southern sea to take the tears of sharks, and made this dragon head lantern.

"In the records of later generations, it is said that this lantern was made by Si Qing, the god of flowers, in order to seal his own demons, but who knows whether it is true or not. The time is too long. I have studied it all my life, but I have not found the truth."

"Well, actually, I really want to know what the truth was back then. Unfortunately, I'm afraid the truth won't reappear until the day I'm buried."

The old professor took off his presbyopic glasses, looked at the picture of the dragon head lantern in his hand, and expressed emotion, "But I always feel that it doesn't look like it. If it is really the dragon head lantern made by Si Qinghuashen for himself, then why is it named Xian?" God."

Yu Heng looked at the photo of the dragon head lantern, and his thoughts were complicated for a while, so he just said, "Thank you, old professor."

The old professor shook his head, the gray hair and the folds at the corners of the eyes, let the years witness the painstaking efforts he put into studying this myth, he took out the glasses cloth and wiped his glasses, and said to Yu Heng, "I don't believe this blue and white god In order to control his own desires, he will brutally kill the emperor of the world, causing chaos in the world for a year."

"At that time, in addition to the great chaos in the world, a major event also happened in the underworld. The Wangchuan River in the underworld, which purifies the resentment of ghosts, dried up overnight. At the same time, all the flowers on the other side of the underworld also withered in an instant."

"I have always felt that it was not his original intention that Si Qinghua killed the emperor of the world and caused chaos in the world. It was because he wanted to make this lantern with a dragon head, and this lantern with a dragon head and the Wangchuan River that dried up overnight in the underworld may have something to do with it." I can’t explain the unknown relationship.”

"However," the old professor smiled, "My statement was said to be crazy by other old men who study mythology. This statement is unrealistic and has no theoretical support."

"But I still feel that there seems to be some connection between them. But, just listen to it. There is really no basis for this kind of statement."

"Wang Chuanhe?" Yu Heng slowly repeated these words, and the white-robed man named Wang Chuan in his dream suddenly came to mind.

He asked anxiously, "Does the old professor have any research on Wangchuan River God?"

"God of Wangchuan River." The old professor put on the reading glasses again, and then said, "It is said that the body of God of Wangchuan River is the Wangchuan River, which flows through the Three Realms. It is known as the mother of rivers in the Three Realms. Within the Three Realms, he dares to call himself the second most beautiful, and no one dares to call himself the number one beauty of the Three Realms."

"I heard that all the ghosts in the Three Realms need to be purified by the Wangchuan River before they can be reincarnated."

"Because of this powerful effect of purifying fierce ghosts, Wangchuan River God cannot produce emotions, love anyone, and cannot produce desire. Because desire is the root of people's resentment and desire. If his heart and soul are not pure, he will Can't restrain the ghosts in Wangchuan Hanoi."

"It is rumored that Wangchuan River God finally had a desire. Although I don't know the reason for this desire, but in the end the desire grew, Wangchuan River's resentment could not be suppressed and rushed out of the river. Ghosts made trouble in the underworld and ran to the human world. Not to mention, the Wangchuan River flows through the Three Realms, and in the human world that year, because there was no human emperor, in addition to frequent wars, sea disasters and flood disasters also occurred frequently, and the people were devastated, and the common people were destitute."

"I heard that the three-year praying lanterns spread all over the rivers of the Three Realms, and flowed to every corner of the Three Realms."

"Afterwards, the self of the Wangchuan River dried up, the God of the Wangchuan River disappeared, and I prayed that the lanterns would never be seen again, and the sea and flood disasters in the human world would also come to an abrupt end."

"And before that, because a protector of the country suddenly appeared in the human world. I heard that the master of the country is very powerful. He can smash demons with his bare hands and shake mountains and rivers with his feet. With his super power, the civil war gradually Stop, there will be no more sea disasters and floods, and the people will live a prosperous and stable life again."

Just listening to the old professor tell this myth, Yu Heng felt very uncomfortable in his heart, as if someone stabbed his heart lightly with a knife. It didn't hurt very much, but it was bearable, but the pain spread infinitely.

It was already ten o'clock at night when Yu Heng bid farewell to the old professor. He ate a bowl of beef ramen outside, then went home, took a shower and went to bed early.

He had a hunch that after hearing today's stories about the man named Wangchuan, he would definitely dream of him.

Sure enough, he dreamed again.

The city was sealed with respect, red walls and green tiles, outside the king's bedroom, the civil and military ministers of the Manchu dynasty lined up and kowtowed to the ground.

In the bedroom, there are dragon and phoenix thrones, landscape screens, incense burners, candlesticks, and sundials on both sides.

Curls of smoke slowly floated out from the incense burner. The young emperor of the world was wearing a black dragon robe and a crown of sixteen fish-white pearls. The alien who stepped on the bright red flowers of the other side, looked solemn, "Gu has a premonition that the world will soon be in chaos, and the people will live in dire straits. The astrologer also divination of the 72 gods of the stars, a very ominous picture. Since he became the emperor, he has done his best and fulfilled his duties. But I didn’t expect to turn my head around, and I’ve reached the end of the mountain.”

"Forget it. Fortunately, the orphan's flesh and blood is still somewhat useful to the distinguished guests from beyond the sky. If you can really save the orphan's people, I will give you my heart and soul!"

"However, you have to protect the lonely people for 300 years, so that the people in the world can live in peace and reunion with their families."

"Si Qing, I want you to swear in the name of God!"

The dragon head lantern in Si Qing's hand made copper bells, and two jade-white shark's tears were inlaid on the dragon head, making the whole dragon head more lively.

"Human Sovereign can leave with peace of mind. I, the God of Flower, Si Qing, will do what I say. As long as you give me your blood, I will definitely protect your descendants of the royal family and the people of the world to live and work in peace and contentment for 300 years. If you violate it, you will be punished by heaven and earth."

"Very good!"

Renhuang took out a sharp dagger, and stabbed it at the heart without hesitation, bright red blood splashed everywhere, soaking the screen with landscape paintings completely.

Si Qing lightly lifted the dragon-headed lantern that had been ready to move for a long time, and saw that the dragon-headed lantern quickly flew to the Emperor's heart, sucking blood fiercely at the knife edge on his heart.

In a moment, the emperor died, and the whole country mourned.

Si Qing stretched out his snow-white right hand, aimed at his heart, and inserted it hard. When he came out again, there was a beating and fiery bright red heart lying in his hand.

The bright red heart also spontaneously flew towards the lantern, and in an instant, the light was shining brightly. A "dedication" lantern composed of shark's tears, emperor's blood, and grass heart was finally made.

Si Qing glanced at his empty heart, and felt that it was too ugly. He was afraid that the person would dislike him, so he stroked it with his hand, and saw a large number of bright red Bana flowers, densely entangled in it, filling the hole in his body.

When he walked out of the dormitory, he saw the person he was thinking of standing on the red wall and green tiles, and that annoying Vulcan.

He pursed his lips, paused, and then walked towards the two of them step by step.

As expected, the annoying Vulcan stabbed him a few more times, and he fought back as no surprise.

Not surprisingly, I heard the soft reprimand from the person I was thinking about.

Si Qing clenched his fists tightly, but obediently put away the spikes all over his body, carefully handed the dragon head lantern to Wang Chuan, and said in a low voice, "The dragon head lantern you like, I'll make it for you."

Wang Chuan sighed, looking into Si Qing's eyes indifferently, "I don't like this lamp, don't waste your time on me in the future."

Si Qing felt aggrieved, he had paid so much for this man, he was willing to serve himself as emperor and slave for 300 years, but what he got in return was his cold rejection.

He always rejected himself with a cold face.

Si Qing only felt that there was no place for his heart, and he still had a faint pain.

Seeing that the two were about to leave, he couldn't help but stop them in front of them with a faucet lantern, looking at Wang Chuan with humbly begging eyes, his voice was painful and confused, "You, can you not leave..."

"If you insist on leaving, can you take this dragon head lantern with you?"

Wang Chuan looked at the dragon-headed lantern, was silent for a moment, then waved his sleeve fiercely, the lantern fell to the ground with a bang, and fell apart.

He said, "I am a god, and I have no desire for anything in this world! Including this lantern, don't do any more unnecessary things!"

"As for the death of the emperor, I will investigate thoroughly, and I hope you will take care of yourself in the future!"

Si Qing looked at the shattered faucet-headed lantern, clenched his hands into fists, his eyes were red, and his whole body was trembling violently because of extreme forbearance. He looked at the back of the white clothes that were fading away, and roared wildly, "Forgot Chuan! How long are you going to lie to yourself!"

Wang Chuan paused, but still didn't look back until the figure disappeared...

Si Qing's tears fell to the ground drop by drop, and he murmured, "You love me too, don't you..."

He was silent for a moment, looking at the faucet lantern used to suppress desire, since it was broken, he made a decisive decision.

Since you can't be emotional, you can't have emotions, you have to be your God of Wangchuan River, and you have to bear your responsibilities and righteousness, then I will fulfill you, and I will leave you forever and forget you.

Si Qing robbed Po Meng, took her magic weapon, a large spoon, and was about to pour down a large spoonful of Meng Po soup.

Meng Shao was in a hurry, trying to snatch the big spoon from him, and persuading him, "If a god can't control his selfish desires, if he has feelings that shouldn't happen, and if he moves things that shouldn't, he will be punished." One's own desires devour and cause disasters. God Si Qinghua, do you understand?! It's like love, you can't live without it, but you can't be too affectionate, deep love is the original sin!"

"As for Wangchuan River God, he shoulders heavy responsibilities, so he shouldn't have had any personal feelings at all!"

Si Qing's eyes turned red, and a strange black fallen pattern slowly climbed up the snow-white right face. It was a mark that only fallen gods could have, and it also represented the punishment of heaven. Meng Shao's face froze instantly, pointing at the The black falling lines that continued to spread upwards said in disbelief, "You you you..."

Si Qing snorted disdainfully, and poured down a large spoonful of Mengpo soup, "I can't have him, so what if I fall into the devil's way!"

"Also, your soup is too bad to drink. Work harder and adjust the taste." Si Qing patted him on the shoulder, stepped on the bright red Bianhua flowers and disappeared on the Wangxiang Terrace...

Meng Shao: "..."

……

"Wang Chuan, don't be obsessed! Why do you always insist on protecting him! Killing the Emperor, you know how powerful this lightning method is!"

"Do you think you can resist with your godly body?!"

Wang Chuan lowered his eyelashes and remained silent.

"Nine-nine 81 lightning punishments! You!" The red-robed Vulcan waved his hands in a domineering manner, and left the thunder punishment field.

Lightning strikes Wang Chuan one after another with a thousand blows. Wang Chuan kept his hands behind his back and his body was straight. throat.

The anxious little Zilong wanted to get into the underworld even if he said anything, and wanted to fight for Wangchuan, but was grabbed by the red-robed Vulcan Lord and thrown out, and said sharply, "If you want him Body and spirit are gone, you continue to disturb his attention!"

Zilong froze immediately.

But he raised his head and let out a mournful dragon chant one after another.

After Wang Chuan suffered ninety-nine and eighty-one lightning punishments, although he was not completely destroyed, he was still seriously injured and needed to retreat for half a year to recuperate.

But he only rested for less than seven days, and was anxious to find Si Qing.

When he found Si Qing, he found that he had already served as a guardian of the country in the royal family of the world.

Si Qing was half lying on the black sedan chair, the black gauze was windless, and the blazing flowers on his chest were looming, dimly, Wang Chuan looked at him drinking with a jug in one hand, propping his head with the other, half-closed his eyes, There is a playful smile on the corner of his mouth.

And around the sedan chair, there are common people kneeling and worshiping. The common people put their bodies very close to the ground, with pious faces.

It can be seen that he respects and trusts the national teacher from the bottom of his heart.

"Si Qing, come back with me."

"who are you."

Si Qing tightened the loose black robe on his body, looked in the direction of the voice, raised his eyebrows slightly, "I didn't expect there to be evil spirits in Jingfeng City, and you dare to stop me with your wild hunting resentment." The sedan chair, huh, do you think you didn't die early enough?"

Ripples suddenly appeared in Wang Chuan's usually indifferent brows and eyes. He looked at Si Qing's strange eyes looking at himself, his face paled instantly, and he pointed at himself in disbelief, "You, you don't know me anymore. ?”

"I have never seen you before."

"..."

Wang Chuan took two steps back uncontrollably, his body swayed a little, he endured it for a moment, and finally spit out blood.

His lips twitched for a moment, and he said with difficulty, "It doesn't matter if you don't know me, or if you don't know me, go back with me, and the underworld will not punish you."

Si Qing was lying on the palanquin, lazily, looking at Wang Chuan like he was looking at a clown.

This gaze deeply hurt Wang Chuan.

Wang Chuan only felt a bloody breath welling up in his heart again, he swallowed it forcefully, stretched out his hand towards him, and repeated in a low voice, "Come back with me."

Seeing that Si Qing suddenly made an attack, the bright red petals all over the sky pierced towards Wang Chuan's heart like a sharp knife with the fury of thunder.

Wang Chuan looked at the dazzling red all over the sky, and felt that time was really an absurd thing. In just a few days, when he met Si Qing again, things had already changed.

He didn't want to fight back, and he was powerless to fight back. He suffered ninety-nine and 81 lightning punishments, but he can still stand here straight now, which is already blessed by heaven.

A sharp blade of petals hit his heart, and Wang Chuan immediately vomited a mouthful of blood.

Seeing that he was knocked down so easily and vomited blood, Si Qing raised his eyebrows in surprise. The monsters who came to trouble his national teacher before could still do the most basic dodge.

Why is this person so stupid.

But for some reason, looking at his hurt and sad face, he also felt sad.

At this moment, I saw a purple dragon swooping down from the sky, facing Si Qing with soaring anger, the huge dragon claws grabbed it fiercely.

Si Qing jumped on the sedan chair to hide, the sharp dragon claws scratched his gorgeous black robe, and scratched three bloodstains on his chest, Si Qing squinted his eyes, and pulled out the dragon head lantern in his body.

I saw a bronze-colored lantern with a dragon head, emitting bursts of copper bells, and was about to attack Zilong.

The merman's teardrops all over the sky, like ice beads with strong force, hit Zilong under the bright red Bana flowers all over the sky.

The purple dragon's breath trembles, and the dragon's chant runs through the sky!

The ice beads with sharp ice picks softened into water under the breath of the dragon.

On that day, the entire Jingfeng City discovered the appearance of the dragon, and the dragon rained heavily, and all the people bowed their heads and bowed their heads, shouting that the dragon descended from the sky, God bless me and Jingfeng City!

And amidst the folk prayers, Zilong spoke out:

"Si Qing, how dare you hurt him! I curse you in the name of the Emperor of the Dragon Clan, I curse you to be lonely and lonely forever! I curse you to regret forever! I curse you to search the three worlds and never find your beloved!"

"Dragon Emperor."

Zilong paused, turned his head bitterly, saw Wang Chuan's brows were pale, knew that he was angry, and cursed Si Qing.

The Dragon Emperor closed his mouth angrily, with a stinky face, grabbed Wang Chuan on his back, and flew up to a height of 81 zhang, then continued to say with a stinky face, "You have been hurt like a dog by him. He silently resisted ninety-nine [-] thunderstorms! But what about him! He actually forgot about you, so happy in the world! You still don’t let me curse him! You are still biased towards him at this time! "

The Dragon Emperor was really going to die of anger.

Looking at the great river, Wang Chuan lay on Zilong's body, with floating clouds passing by, touching the scales of the dragon with his hand, feeling the coldness coming from the scales, he said angrily, "Dragon Emperor, How many years have we lived together?"

"It's been a long time, how can I remember so clearly, I know that you have been by my side ever since I remembered."

"Yeah, hehe, when you broke your shell, you still called me mother."

Zilong's face turned hot, "I was still young at that time, so I couldn't help but feel stupid. Why would you bring up such a long-standing embarrassment?"

Wang Chuan shook his head, looking at the endless sky, a tear slowly overflowed from the corner of his eye, "It turns out that being forgotten is such a sad thing."

"I think back then, when I forced him to forget me, he must have suffered a lot."

Zilong was silent.

"I just want to say, it's nice to have someone protecting you, and it's nice to have you protecting me."

"Of course, no matter what happens, I will always be by your side."

"Dragon Emperor, take back the curse."

See Zilong silent.

Wang Chuan said again, "If you don't take back your fate, then the fate between you and me may be over today."

The scales all over Zilong's body exploded in anger, and he said angrily, "You only know how to love him! What about yourself! Look at how injured you are?! You are a god, Wang Chuanhe O God! The mother of life that originates from the rivers of the Three Realms! When will you not be high above me! Look at you now!"

"You shouldn't have softened your heart at the beginning and raised that wolf-hearted little weed! Caomu Wuxin, look at him, even though he took human form and was promoted to the flower god of the underworld, he is still as grass-hearted as iron, wolf-hearted! Are you worth it!"

Wang Chuan's eyes were red, and it took a long time before he said in a low voice, "It's worth it."

Zilongqi's dragon body was thicker, and he wanted to say something but couldn't say it, but he silently withdrew the magic spell according to his intention.

But he cursed again in his heart: Curse Si Qing, whether he is reincarnated or in this life, or life after life, as long as he finds a spouse, the spouse will die suddenly!As long as he dares to be ambiguous with others, those who are ambiguous will surely die suddenly!In the above cases, Wangchuan River God is excluded.

……

When Jian Xi woke up again, she saw that the egg was still the same egg, still white and tender.

And his mother, the lord, just opened the door and came in, holding a blanket with a colorful truck printed on it, gently wrapped it around the egg a few times, and tied a beautiful bow at the end.

Jane Xi: "..."

"Mom, that's an egg, what are you doing covering it with a blanket?"

Seeing that Jian Xi woke up, Su Rou was surprised and said, "Yao Zai, you're awake, I thought you were still fainted, so I didn't knock on the door, of course the egg will be cold too, it was so cold that I almost rolled under the bed before."

Jane Xi twitched the corners of her mouth.

It wasn't until Su Rou brought him a bowl of bone soup to nourish his body that Jian Xi took two sips before he felt something was wrong, "Mom, why do you have such an attitude?"

Su Rou touched her face, "Then what should I do?"

"You should be! I gave birth to an egg?! It's not a baby! It's a monster! It's not a normal person! Help! This crazy roaring attitude is right."

Jian Xi muttered, "Anyway, it shouldn't be the picture of a loving mother and filial son."

This time it was Su Rou's turn to twitch the corners of her mouth crazily, she wiped the sweat from her brow, and said awkwardly, "How could it be, baby Yaozai, even if you gave birth to a big pumpkin, mom wouldn't dislike you. "

Su Rou hurriedly slipped away after finishing speaking.

Jane Xi: "..."

Also gave birth to a big pumpkin, why didn't you say that an earth was born.

At this moment, I saw Meng Shao coming in with a big horse spoon, and said with a smile on his face, "As expected of Zhimu Mo Ruozi, your mother was already dancing wildly all over the yard when you were unconscious The howling madness is over, and now I am in a peaceful state after venting."

"I think she was crazy at the beginning, and she was just like you just now. Not to mention, it's really exactly the same."

Jane Xi: "..."

"Oh, by the way, and that stupid dog of yours, named Jane Fuguier, also went crazy with your mother, not to mention jumping up and down, according to what your father said, it's his dog leg He tossed about faster than Zhao Si'er, but your brother couldn't stand it anymore, so he called the veterinarian, and the veterinarian came and gave him a sedative, and then he gradually calmed down."

The corners of Jian Xi's eyes twitched fiercely, and she said speechlessly, "Laozi just laid an egg, that's all, it's not its own, it's crazy!"

Meng Shao touched his nose and glanced at the egg. It was a dragon egg, and the dragon emperor lived in the egg.

Smelling the royal coercion that comes from the blood of animals, Jian Fuguier's stupid dog is not normal unless it is crazy.

"After I came out of the hospital that day, the hospital was not rumored to be crazy, saying that I was an old man who gave birth to an egg..." The more Jian Xi said, the more she felt sad, her mouth was so bitter, which man would live Such a hard-working look.

"Then, when I was performing surgery to retrieve your eggs, Mr. Hu stunned all the doctors and nurses, and later deleted this memory for them, and now they don't have you in their minds at all. There is no record that the young master has been to the hospital, and there is no record in the hospital system, so you can rest assured."

Jian Xi silently gave her thumbs up, "Good job! Help me tell Mr. Hu that I won't let her mop the floor within a month."

Meng Shao's mouth twitched, and he said in disbelief, "You mean that after a month, Hu Laosan will still use her two thin little fox claws to grab the rag and mop the floor back and forth?"

"It depends."

Meng Shao's face was black.

"Hey, that's right, the white pagoda tree flower essence that caught my brother's painting."

Seeing the white Sophora japonica flower essence quietly appearing on his bedside, still wearing a white Sophora japonica flower cheongsam, with a broken branch of the white Sophora japonica flower inserted in the hair bun, just put away the oil paper umbrella in his hand, Instead, a thermometer was replaced.

Measuring the nest temperature for the dragon eggs.

Seeing Jian Xi calling herself, she revealed her figure.

Jane's jaw almost dropped in surprise, and she asked in a daze, "Sister Hua, what are you doing?"

Huai Su pursed her red lips, and said, "Hu San said, let me monitor the temperature in the egg's nest at all times, otherwise the temperature will fluctuate, and I'm afraid it won't hatch."

Ever since Huai Su witnessed with her own eyes how Jian Xi laid eggs as a man, she has already had deep doubts about this world.

Doubting life every day.

The face became visibly thinner.

Jane Xi: "... Thank you for your hard work."

He looked at Meng Shao and said, "Do you know what kind of egg this is?"

He didn't believe that he would lay an egg for no reason.

This egg is definitely a egg with a story.

Meng Shao pretended to be confused and pretended to be confused, and shouted to the living room, "Mr. Hu, come here, Jian Xi has something to ask you."

Jane Xi looked at the red-haired fox jumping into the house, and saw that the fur on her body was smooth and smooth, several degrees brighter than before, and her body had gained several circles of fat, and her neck was almost invisible.

Jian Xi squinted her eyes, "It seems that you have eaten my chicken a lot in the past few days."

Hu Sanniang froze when she licked her little paw, she looked up at Jian Xi stiffly, and smiled obsequiously with a fox mouth.

Jian Xi said, "You have to pay."

Hu Sanniang put her hips on her hips, and said, "I'm a fox, where did I get the money?"

"It's okay if you don't have money, then you can answer whatever I ask you."

"Let me ask you, what's the situation with this egg, don't talk to me, people can really give birth to human eggs, you don't even believe labor and management."

"This, this, this ball, is it..."

Seeing Hu Sanniang stuttering at the two little paws and wanting to say something, Jian Xi squinted his eyes, and he wanted to see what reasons these two could come up with.

"This is really an egg you laid."

"Nonsense, of course Laozi knows that Laozi laid the egg himself. I mean what kind of egg is this and what is inside the egg."

Hu Sanniang and Meng Shao's expressions were unnatural.

Jian Xi narrowed her eyes, "If you don't tell me, I'll cook it and see if it's edible."

Jian Xi swished the egg and went to the kitchen, and then saw the two of them followed behind him in shock and shouted, "No, absolutely no!"

"Let's go back to the bedroom first. There are cooks and nannies here. There are so many people here, it's hard to tell."

"it is good."

When they returned to the bedroom, no one noticed that they dropped the eggs in the kitchen in a hurry.

After entering the bedroom, a layer of restrictions was placed, and Hu Sanniang lowered the little fox's head, and said listlessly, "This egg is a dragon egg, and inside the eggshell is the emperor of the dragon clan."

Jian Xi was shocked, "Damn it, I actually gave birth to a Dragon King myself????"

Jian Xi's expression became unpredictable in an instant, and he looked at Meng Shao and Hu Sanniang's unpredictable faces, "So, labor and management are not individuals?"

He turned out to be a dragon? !

Hu Sanniang struggled for a moment, then said ruthlessly, "No, you have to believe in yourself, you are always a human being, you have to be firm in your belief, it's not easy for you to be a human being."

After all, back then, you didn’t want to be a god if you wanted to die or live.

Jane Xi: "..."

"Thank you O."

"You're welcome."

Before a few people were shocked, Su Rou exclaimed from outside the living room, "Qiao Qiao, when did you come? Hey, why are you holding an egg in your hand? Huh? What does this egg look like?" Looks familiar."

Everyone heard Wan Xiqiao cheerfully say, "Didn't you hear that Xizai was born? My senior brother, Wu Gege, and I came to nurse Xizai. I wanted to make a pot of bone soup for him to nourish his body. But I saw that everything was cooked in the kitchen, and I happened to see a big quail egg in the kitchen, so I boiled the egg, it was just cooked, and I was about to bring it to Xi Zai to eat."

Jian Xi & everyone: "..."

Meng Shao asked Jian Xi tremblingly, "Where are you, you, you, you?"

Seeing Jian Xi's hair blowing up in a mess in the wind, she said with trembling lips, "I'm in the kitchen..."

The air was suddenly silent, and then I heard "Fuck" one after another in the bedroom, and then I saw everyone rushing out of the bedroom like crazy, and ran into the kitchen.

Then he quickly fished the egg out of the boiling water.

Wan Xiqiao, Liu Qian, and Wu Chengcheng were left in a daze.

In a daze, she saw a red-haired fox with a righteous expression on her face, and then with trembling little paws, she pressed it viciously on the egg, causing her fox face to contort due to the heat.

Su Rou asked in a daze, "Why did you all run out?"

Meng Shao said sadly, "Ms. Su, your grandson is ready!"

"What?!"

Seeing Su Rou pointing at the egg that was just taken out of the water in Jian Xi's arms, her voice was so shocked that she split her fork, "What?! You said this is my precious grandson Dandan?"

Jian Xi nodded silently, "Yes."

"Oh——" Su Rou hugged the big white ball and cried loudly, "My balls, it's so hot! Aw—grandma's balls, grandma just went to the garden for a while, why did you come back? I found a boiled egg!"

Wan Xiqiao & Liu Qian & Wu Chengcheng: "..."

All three of them had confused expressions of skepticism about life, as if they were talking about what kind of strange flowers were in this room.

Pointing to an egg and saying it was born by Xizai? ? ?

And a big grandson? ? ?

Then at this moment, I saw the egg break free from Jian Xi's embrace, and jumped into the pot filled with boiling water again, with a bang, the boiling water splashed everywhere.

Everyone: "..."

Then, Su Rou let out a fierce howl, "My grandson, you're dying with shame, you're a fake corpse!"

Everyone: "..."

Jian Xi looked at the egg that kept changing its angle in the boiling water, looked at Meng Shao expressionlessly, and asked, "Does Lord Dragon King prefer to take a bath in boiling water?"

Meng Shao said with a difficult tone, "...Is that right..."

Jian Xi rubbed her forehead, and with a speechless expression, she picked up Ms. Su Rou, who was lying on the ground and rolling, crying that her grandson was boiled and scalded to death, and said dryly, "Mom, Eggy is not dead, Eggy is taking a bath Woolen cloth!"

Su Rou's crying stopped suddenly, and she said with hazy eyes, "Taking a bath???"

"Ah."

Su Rou was silent for a while, and instead pressed her finger on the button of the cooking pot. Jian Xi watched helplessly as her mother twisted her face, turned the button to the maximum, and the fire was at its strongest, and the water in the pot was gurgling again. rang.

And the big white egg soaked in the pot was snoring comfortably.

Jane Xi: "..."

……

After this near-miss experience of boiling eggs, Dabaidan seemed to like the process of taking a bath in boiling water. Every day, he bounced up and down in front of Su Rou. Lead her to the kitchen, and then jump into the pot by herself, waiting to be cooked.

Su Rou: "..."

After playing once or twice, after a few days, it has evolved to playing the boiled egg game at least three times a day before Eggy will let Su Rou go to rest.

Su Rou sat on the sofa, looking at a certain big white egg lying on Ge You lying on the soft cashmere blanket, and thought angrily, the grandma took her grandson to feed her grandson, walk around and play with her, while she brought her grandson to boil eggs boiled eggs boiled eggs...

Boil the fuck up!

This is not fair!

Su Rou stood up angrily, found Jian Xi, and asked angrily, "What kind of rare species is Dandan's mother? Tell me one, two, three, four, five, six, or you will go play with Dandan every day." Boil eggs, boil eggs, boil eggs!"

Jane Xi: "..."

Jian Xi thought about it, he had never been in close contact with anyone, and he was quite puzzled that he could give birth to an egg for no reason.

He had asked Meng Shao and Hu Sanniang before, and they said that it was impossible for him to conceive by himself, and there must be an introduction.

Then Jian Xi recalled it in detail, and found that there was indeed an intimate contact once.

Yu-old-dog!

Jian Xi clenched his fists hard, that's right, he kissed Yu Laogou by mistake.

Unexpectedly, such an oolong kiss would make him a big asshole.

At first hearing, those who didn't know thought he was a hen!

No, I have to find him and let him take on the responsibility of Eggy's father!

Why should only oneself be responsible!

Jian Xi decided to go to Yu Heng to ask for child support!

Although he is not short of the two money, but he is not going well, why.

Before asking for child support, he decided to do a paternity test for Dandan.

When she arrived at the paternity test center, Jian Xi was stopped. It turned out that Yu Heng's hair was needed for the paternity test. Fortunately, Yu Heng was sleeping with him before, and there were hairs falling on the floor of the bed.

Jane Xi looked at the black hair in her hand, and she was not sure whose it was, so she went to the paternity testing center again.

This time it went smoothly, but it was a pity that he came out holding his hair and an egg, and the doctor suddenly had an angry expression of 'what are you playing with my old man'.

Jian Xi pointed at the big white egg and hurriedly said, "I really gave birth to this egg, please help identify it quickly."

The doctor said speechlessly, "You gave birth? How dare you say that now all ostrich eggs can be laid by humans?"

Jane Xi: "..."

Hearing the word ostrich eggs again, Jian Xi cursed viciously in her heart, labor and management hate ostrich eggs!

The doctor looked through the medical records, and said without raising his head and eyes, "If you really want to identify which ostrich laid this ostrich egg, I suggest you go to the veterinary center!"

Jane. Ostrich. Xi: "Thank you!"

Then he went directly to Yu Heng's company with the egg in his arms.

Jian Xi said angrily to the little girl at the front desk, "I'm laboring and looking for Yu Heng, let your boss come out to see me, and just say I'm Jian Xi!"

The corner of Yu Heng's mouth twitched after listening to the call from the front desk, and asked the front desk to put Jian Xi up.

Waiting for Jian Xi to come to Yu Heng's office on the 23rd floor