Metaphysics boss dressed as a wealthy cannon fodder young master

Jian Xi said without thinking, "Change to another one."

"I'm just an ordinary person, let me kill Hong Xiao, are you sure you're not joking?"

[Those people and things in the underworld]: "Within three days, if you can't kill Hong Xiao, just wait to collect your brother's body."

Jian Xi narrowed her eyes slightly as she looked at the account that turned gray and was obviously offline in that second.

He called Wu Chengcheng, Liu Qian, Wan Xiqiao and Sun He, and asked them to go to several places where Jian He frequented to find people.

And he was sitting on the ground, holding the scissors and began to quickly cut the little paper figurines.

Jian Xi cut the small paper figurines very fast. After cutting 99 pieces, he stood up and shook the paper scraps on his body. While making his handprints, he muttered, "Two appearances and eight trigrams, exorcising evil spirits and binding evil spirits, three souls and ghosts." Ghosts, make paper into a soldier! Police Department Jianxi, please gods here! Once the heavens and the earth are shaken, then ghosts and gods will be shocked, all gods and ghosts in the four directions, all listen to my orders, and hurry like laws!"

As the spell fell, I heard low ghost howls suddenly sounded in the room.

Jian Xi bowed to the 99 paper figurines, or to be more precise, the ghosts that were attached to the 99 paper figurines, and said, "Thank you for hearing the edict and coming to help, Jian Xi, the police department. Thank you everyone, this is a good incense candle prepared, after you use it, please help find a man named Jian He as soon as possible."

I saw those paper figurines bent down and inhaled hard at the white incense candles. The fragrance from the candles flowed down the noses of the paper figurines and entered the ghost's soul body, refreshing the whole ghost, and the whole soul body became light .

After the ghosts finished eating, they attached themselves to the little paper figurine, jumped onto the window, and quickly ran in all directions from the outer wall of the tall building.

The reason why Jian Xi invited so many ghosts to do things is because there are many capable ghosts among them, such as the well-known pen fairy on campus, who can answer whatever you ask.

It's more like the pen fairy girl who arrived last in front of me.

Jian Xi looked at Bixian who was cowering and hiding under the table, then looked at Hu Sanniang and Meng Shao who came out of the room suddenly, the corners of her mouth twitched speechlessly, "Can you two stay in the room?" For a while? It scares people and children."

Meng Shao said angrily, "Suddenly there is a strong ghostly aura in the room, why can't we come out and take a look?"

"What you know is that we are here to supervise you. What you don't know is that you think Hu Sanniang and I are your cook and nanny."

Hu Sanniang also pinched the fox's paw angrily, and looked at Jian Xi angrily.

Jian Xi waved her hand, "Under the same roof, why care about so much, harmony makes money."

"Come, come, you two just came out, come here, the three of us are here to play pen fairy."

Jian Xi looked at the Bixian girl who was more virginal than Zhenzi, and said, "Come on, little girl, if I ask you anything, you should answer truthfully, otherwise..."

Jian Xi squeezed her fists loudly, pointed at the male Po Meng and the little fox, and said, "Do you know who these two are?"

The pen fairy glanced at it timidly, then quickly retracted her head in a panic, shaking her head violently.

Jian Xi said, "These two are the famous Po Meng and the third girl Hu Sanniang, who is the third wife of Hu Santai."

Pen fairy girl: "..."

Looking at the Bixian girl, "These two things are really the masters of the underworld?"Instead of asking questions all over your face that you lied to me, Jian Xi smiled and said, "I didn't lie to you, it's really Meng Po and Hu Sanniang, okay let's start."

Jian Xi stretched out her hand first, holding a pencil in the palm of her hand. Seeing that the two were not moving, Jian Xi raised her head and glanced slowly, and saw that Meng Shao's body froze, and then kicked the spoon and sat down reluctantly. He got up on the stool and held hands with Jian Xi firmly.

Then a paw of a little black fur fox also rested on the hands held together by the two of them.

Seeing that the Bixian girl said unwillingly, "Please use human hands instead of animal claws, otherwise the Bixian will appear disrespectful to the Bixian. With fox claws, the Bixian will not answer any questions..."

"Huh?" Jian Xi uttered lazily in his nasal cavity, and Hu Sanniang also raised the eyebrows of the fox and squeaked to teach the pen fairy not to understand the rules.

The Bixian girl trembled suddenly, she put her trembling hands on it with tears streaming down her face, and said with a mournful face, "This Bixian must know everything without saying anything!"

"it is good."

"Pen Xian Bi Xian, where is my brother Jian He now?"

I saw the pen fairy holding the pens held by several people, tangling back and forth on yes and no.

Jian Xi directly changed the paper below, replaced it with a map, and asked again, "Bi Xian Bi Xian, where is my brother Jian He now?"

I saw the pen fairy circle a place on the map with a pen in his hand.

Jian Xi took a closer look, and raised her eyebrows immediately.

I didn't expect to be at home.

How could Ms. Su Rou say that Jian He is not at home?

Jian Xi never doubted that Su Rou would lie to him, since she couldn't see Jian He at home, it meant that Jian He was in a place where human eyes couldn't see.

Jian Xi narrowed her eyes, and asked again, "Bi Xian Bi Xian, is my brother Jian He safe now?"

Seeing that the pen fairy began to hang his head and hold the pen again, drawing random circles on the map, he hurriedly put the paper full of new characters on the pad.

I saw the pen fairy dragging his pen with his eyes closed, and chose the four words on the paper, and the four words together became [Drunken Life, Dreams and Death].

Jane Xi: "..."

"What does it mean to be drunk and dreaming of death?"

"Indulge in pleasure, beauty is in your arms."

"..."

Jian Xi felt that her blood pressure was going up, so she quickly pressed it down, and asked another question, "What's the name of the person who kidnapped my brother?"

The pen fairy turned the rare characters on the paper for a long time before writing: "It's not a person."

The air pressure on Jian Xi's body dropped, "What the hell."

"Not a ghost."

"It's not a person or a ghost, is it a spirit or a charm? Or is it an earth fairy?"

"It's fine."

"What becomes essence?"

"White locust flower essence."

Jian Xi probably had an idea in her heart, guessed that his brother was still at home, Su Rou didn't see it, maybe it was the white pagoda tree flower essence that blinded her.

"last question."

Jian Xi narrowed her eyes, "The two men who look exactly like me, are they the original owners?"

Seeing that the pen fairy was frantically flicking between yes and no, the paper was scratched, and his body gradually trembled, shaking more and more violently.

Jian Xi narrowed her eyes and said in a loud voice, "Who are those two men?"

The pen broke with a snap, and the tip of the pen finally stayed on the word 'you'.

Jane Xi looked at the word you, and felt creepy for the first time.

How could it be me?

Make sure you didn't do those things.

Besides, I encountered two attacks from the person in the mirror, how could I attack myself?

Before he could figure it out, he heard a slap, and a small black-haired paw slapped Jian Xi's head. Seeing Jian Xi looking over, he pointed at the pen fairy on the ground and said that she had fainted.

Jane Xi: "..."

Seeing that Jian Xi was still looking at her inexplicably, Hu Sanniang's ears suddenly flattened into airplane ears, her two little paws hugged her little head, and quickly jumped into Meng Shao's arms.

The latter caught her and hugged her into his arms, and then said very seriously, "The pen fairy also said that those two people are you, so we will monitor your every move day and night, and I hope you will cooperate well."

Jian Xi stood up, "No problem, but only if you cooperate with me, let's go."

Meng Shao wondered, "Where are you going?"

"Aren't you going to monitor my every move? I'm going back to the old house now, to find out where my old brother who is dreaming and dreaming in the arms of a beauty is."

Meng Shao: "..."

Jian Xi made seals in his hands again, and a piece of paper dragon suddenly came to life, Jian Xi tapped it, and said, "Go, tell the ghosts, dig three feet and find the white locust flower essence for me. "

The little paper dragon nodded its head and flew away with fluttering wings.

Holding the little fox in his arms, Meng Shao sat in the car and looked at his expression, hesitant to speak, and finally couldn't hold back, "You look a lot like an old friend I know. Especially when you are married At the time of the magic handprint."

"Your sensory system isn't good enough. You have a sense of familiarity with my unpopular face."

Meng Shao: "..."

Meng Shao turned his head out of the window angrily, leaving a sentence of narcissism angrily.

The corner of Jian Xi's mouth curled up.

As soon as she returned to the old house, Jian Xi raised her eyebrows as she looked at the strong ghostly aura floating above the old house.

This Sophora japonica essence is smart.

Know that the most dangerous place is the safest place.

Hiding around and hiding at home.

The most ghostly place in the old house is the second floor on the right side of the old house, which is Jian He's study.

Jian Xi went straight to the study, opened it, and there was no one there.

He walked around the study room, thinking about it.

Jian He's study room is just like his own, very capable, a set of retro mahogany office chairs and bookcases, and a set of solid wood sofas, apart from these, there is only a picture of a Tang Dynasty maid hanging on the wall.

Su Rou heard from the cook that the young master was back, so she hurried to find her, and saw her young son was squinting at the picture of a lady on the wall, thinking he liked it, she said, "Your brother has a collection of ancient calligraphy and paintings. If you like this pair, I'll let him pick it up for you, okay, Yaozai."

Jian Xi smiled and said, "Not good."

Su Rou: "?"

"Don't you like it?"

"Well, the women and men in that painting are so ugly."

Su Rou: "..."

Su Rou looked carefully, and suddenly said loudly in surprise, "Hey, I saw that there was no man in this picture before? Why is there a man in there now? And look, does this man have a horrified expression on his face? ah."

Meng Shao followed up on Su Rou's words, and commented mercilessly, "Yes, the man in the painting not only has a terrified expression on his face, but also a woman who is eager to send it to his mouth, and he is also cowardly." A cowardly man hiding behind a tree."

Su Rou: "..."

Jane Xi: "..."

Jian Xi silently held a handful of tears of sympathy for Jian He.

Hu Sanniang grinned like a fox in Meng Shao's arms.

Then Su Rou wondered, "Why is there a little fox here? Such a cute little fox, come here, Auntie will take you to eat chicken. I heard that you foxes love chicken the most."

Then Meng Shao watched Su Rou take Hu Sanniang away, and the latter still had a happy attitude.

He rubbed his forehead, and suddenly understood why Lord Yan Jun, who was born in the police department, insisted on appointing Hu Sanniang to supervise Jian Xi.

This ****, a greedy little fox who can be abducted with a roast chicken, you can expect her to find any evidence.

Jian Xi looked at the lady in the painting, with her eyebrows like smoke, her temples soaring, wearing a white locust flower on her head, and a tight-fitting cheongsam of white locust flower, her manner was dignified and elegant, but she also revealed an exotic style.

The ground was covered with white pagoda tree petals. She held a white pagoda tree oil-paper umbrella in one hand and a plate of exquisite white cakes in the other. She whispered to the man hiding behind the tall pagoda tree to persuade him to eat. point.

The man was dressed as an elite, with a black suit covered with white Sophora japonica petals, and he waved his hands in horror to express his refusal.

Jane likes to look at the clothes of the two people, as if they came from two centuries.

Jian Xi glanced at the painting with a smile, and saw that Su Rou was going to feed the fox, so he held the seal in his hand, and randomly grabbed the person in the painting.

Seeing that Jian He was caught out of the painting by him, his clothes were messy, his face was terrified, and there was a lipstick mark on his face. Seeing that he was suddenly separated from the world in the painting, he was stunned for a moment, then hugged Jian Xi and beat hard. I scratched his back twice, and seeing him cry out in pain, I was convinced that I was really saved.

Meng Shao looked at the lipstick marks on Jian He's face, and clicked his tongue twice, "This gentleman is very lucky."

When Jian He heard this, his face turned blue.

Before he could refute anything, he saw the lady in the painting suddenly looked ferocious, holding a flower umbrella, rolling up a stream of white petals and calling Jian Xi quickly.

Jian Xi hurriedly looked around and saw that there was nothing good to resist, so he simply carried Meng Shao in front of him as a meat shield.

With a dark face, Meng Shao quickly set up a big spoon in front of him, and when the petal rain fell, there was a white pagoda tree flower on his head, turned around angrily, and cursed, "Jane Xi, you don't have bamboo shoots!"

Jian Xi smiled and said, "Thank you."

After such a short time, the lady also ran out of the painting.

I can see it more clearly now, she has a pale complexion, dignified and demure, holding an oiled paper umbrella, wearing a white Sophora japonica branch on her head, wearing a white petal cheongsam, her bare feet are so white that they shine, and she has a bumpy figure It can be called perfect, but it doesn't give people a feeling of frivolity or indecentness at all. Instead, it gives people a kind of simple and elegant beauty.

Jian Xi was so close that she could still smell a fresh smell of soil and the fragrance of Sophora japonica floating from her body.

Jian Xi squinted her eyes, it seemed that this was the Sophora japonica essence mentioned in the immortal mouth.

"That mysterious woman on Weibo is you, right?"

"My name is Huai Su." The woman nodded, admitting it openly.

Jian He was about to cry, "Jian Xixi, don't you know how to catch ghosts? Let's see if you can take this lady in. I was caught by her in the painting for a day and a night, and I almost went crazy."

Huai Su nodded apologetically to Jian He, and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to tie you into the world in the painting. It's just that I don't do it..."

Huai Su glanced at Jian Xi, and said seriously, "I'm afraid you will never help me."

Jian Xi looked at the dazzling white locust flower essence, which was shining with white light all over her body, and said speechlessly, "Now that I have found my brother, you still want to make a condition with me?"

The white locust flower essence was silent for a moment, and suddenly danced the oil-paper umbrella in its hand, and the blossoming white locust flower pointed at Jian Xi from the air with a chill, and said decisively, "Since we can't threaten you, then let's fight Let's fight, if you lose, you have to kill Hong Xiao for me!"

"Why did you have to kill Hong Xiao?" Jian Xi wondered, seeing the face of this white pagoda tree flower essence, he was not a master who killed innocent people indiscriminately.

At least up to now, the soul in her body is so white and pure that it glows.

He is a good spirit who has never done harm to anyone.

Furthermore, it takes a lot of effort for the grass and trees to become spirits, and it also depends on great perseverance to cultivate them into spirits.

Jian Xi didn't want to embarrass her.

Huai Su was silent for a moment, but instead asked, "Then why don't you ask me why I live in this lady's picture?"

"Okay, why." Jian Xi followed her words and asked with a smile.

Seeing Jian Xi's answer, she choked for a moment, and said silently after a while, "Hong Xiao burned thirty white locust trees of my Baihuai clan to death. , there is no transformation, but he already has spiritual intelligence and can communicate normally in human language. During an exchange, he was discovered by that beast Hong Xiao."

"Even though they had never harmed anyone, Hong Xiao still ignored them. Holding the Liangyi Eight Diagrams Mirror, he drew a fire from the sky and burned them alive."

The White Sophora Flower Essence said while weeping silently, "I am the only one among the locust trees that escaped, but because I was destroyed, I can only live on the white Sophora japonica tree in the picture of the lady, looking for revenge while cultivating. Chance."

"They can't change form, they are just children. Whenever I think of them calling me sister happily, I can't sleep day and night. Every night, I can hear them calling sister, I hurt, sister I'm afraid..."

"You said, how can I not avenge the revenge of my family's thirty trees?!"

"If you don't take revenge, I, Huai Su, will be ashamed to be the elder sister!"

Jian Xi sighed, this is the reason why he is unwilling to re-enter the Police Division.

The police department is good everywhere, and the employee benefits are good, but they don't care about human feelings.

As long as you encounter spirits and ghosts, no matter whether they are good or bad, the iron law is unified, that is, shoot and kill.

For spirit monsters, another meaning of shoot-to-kill is that their souls are scattered, and they don't even leave a chance for reincarnation.

This is contrary to Jian Xi's creed of doing things.

Jian Xi has always maintained that there are good ghosts and ghosts, and there are good ghosts, so they cannot be generalized.

Just like human beings are divided into grades, grades, grades, grades, grades, grades, grades, grades, and grades. Some are good and some are bad.

Jian Xi sighed, "You must also know that Hong Xiao belongs to the Police Division, and I am an ordinary citizen, so how can I be his opponent."

"You don't have to be humble anymore. I know it all."

"What do you know?" Jian Xi was at a loss.

"The reason why I can survive until now even though my roots have been destroyed is that I have been assisted by an adult's aura to re-cultivate the human form."

"But I found out later that the spiritual energy that the adult sponsored me was not spiritual energy at all, but absorbed the powerful resentment from the world. With the blessing of this powerful resentment, I practiced more and more powerfully, but at the same time, my heart The hatred is getting deeper and deeper."

"I don't want to be a lunatic who only knows revenge, so I secretly searched for a solution in private."

"Once, I overheard who the lord was arguing with. I also overheard the word Tianzhu. I heard the lord say that you are the reincarnation of Wangchuan River God, and Hong Xiao is the reincarnation of Lord Vulcan..."

"Since ancient times, water and fire have been incompatible, and only you Wangchuanhe God can compete with the Vulcan God. Furthermore, the yin marriage incident between the old ghost and the female ghost Zhuang Shuangfeng has fully proved that you have this ability."

Jian Xi narrowed her eyes, "You mean that the matter between the female ghost Zhuang Shuangfeng and the old ghost is a test product for your lord to test my ability?"

Huai Su glanced at Jian Xi and shook her head, "Not only this incident, but also the incident of the female ghost Huang Yingying and Tan Ziyou in the Republic of China, which was also a tragedy created by him. He sealed the memory of Huang Yingying when she was dying. In order to test your ability at this time, will it affect their next plan."

"What's their plan?"

"I do not know."

Jian Xi smiled, "In other words, this plan against me has been secretly planned for nearly a hundred years?"

After all, Huang Yingying was a female ghost in the Republic of China, and the Republic of China has been around for nearly a hundred years.

"It's more than a hundred years." Huai Su shook his head, looked at Jian Xi and said slowly, "I don't want to be a murder tool in his hands, I just want to avenge the thirty lives of my family, not at all. Be a lunatic who has no sense and only knows how to kill."

"So, I found you."

"I tried every means to trick you, but you didn't take the bait every time. Looking at the result, I don't know whether I should be lucky or sad."

Because she herself is very tangled.

She wanted Jian Xi to agree to help her.

At the same time, he wanted Jian Xi to reject her.

Jian Xi said slowly again, "What do you mean just for this time?"

He sealed the memory of Huang Yingying when she was dying, just to test your current skills at this time, and whether it will affect their next plan...

Jian Xi repeated these words silently, wondering if that lord knew that he was a ghost from another world.

Otherwise, why don't you hurry up sooner or later, just after you crossed over, these supernatural events happened one after another.

And what the hell is Wangchuan River God?

Jian Xi frowned slightly, just repeating the words "Wangchuan River God" in his mouth, he instinctively felt disgusted.

This disgust seemed to be rooted deep in his soul, so disgusted that he arched his body and vomited violently against the ground.

After vomiting for a while, Jian Xi shouted in a broken voice, "Lao Zi is dying of pain, Lao Zi, Lao Zi is going to give birth!"

"What?!" Jian He suddenly turned pale with shock, and couldn't care less about being afraid of ghosts or spirits, so she quickly grabbed her mobile phone and called an ambulance.

When Huai Su heard Jian Xi's words that she was about to give birth, her eyes widened suddenly, her face was full of disbelief, "Is she going to give birth??? Isn't he a man????"

I was so shocked that even the white acacia flowers fell down a few pieces, giving people a pitiful feeling of depression and withering...

……

Hu Sanniang was chomping on chicken in the hall, when she suddenly felt a strong and extremely strong dragon energy gushing out from the study, she immediately dropped the chicken in her paws, ran back to the study frantically, and exchanged glances with Meng Shao.

Seeing that Meng Shao put up a defensive cover over the entire Jian's old house to prevent the dragon energy from running out.

Then followed the ambulance to the hospital with Jian He and Su Rou.

Another layer of protective cover was placed in the hospital, and no ghosts and monsters could get close.

Then I saw Hu Sanniang changing from a little fox to a clever little girl in the blink of an eye. The little girl stunned the attending doctor who delivered Jian Xi, and then twisted her small body and quickly changed into the doctor's Wearing a white coat and a mask, he was about to enter the operating room.

Meng Shao stopped her, and said with a complicated expression, "Mr. Hu, you..."

Seeing Hu Sanniang blinking at him, Meng Shao was immediately blessed. No wonder she was so sloppy when she supervised Jian Xi. She didn't come to supervise Jian Xi when she was emotional. She came to protect him secretly just like him.

It was as if he had made a big fuss in the underworld and entered the world in the name of a strike to protect Jian Xi, while Hu Sanniang followed Yan Jun's route.

Meng Shao smiled, and then whispered beside her, "Third Hu, you must be careful, this is the God of Wangchuan River and the Dragon Emperor, otherwise you will not be able to eat it when the two return to their positions in the future." Let's go."

"Don't wait for the two of you to return to their positions, it's Yan Jun's place. I'm afraid you won't be able to make it through. After all, the reincarnation of Wangchuan River God was brought up by Yan Jun himself..."

Hu Sanniang patted her chest, with a pair of fox eyes rolling around, "Don't worry, isn't it just a small obstetrician? Seeing a doctor is our Hu tribe's housekeeping skill, and I am the best medical skill in our fox tribe." Yes, there is nothing in the world that I, Hu Sanniang, cannot cure."

Meng Shao watched Hu Sanniang and a group of doctors and nurses enter the operating room, raised his hand to add another layer of defensive protection, and sighed in a low voice, "Wangchuan River God, Hu Laosan and I can only do so much for you It's..."

……

After Hu Sanniang entered the operating room, she waved her little hand, and all the doctors and nurses fainted immediately.

Jian Xi stared at both eyes, smelling the smell that belonged to foxes, and said speechlessly, "It's the time when labor and capital are giving birth to a human life, and you have knocked down all the doctors for labor and capital? Are you trying to send me off right away?" Into the underworld?"

Hu Sanniang twitched the corners of her mouth and rolled her eyes, "What are you keeping them for? They can't cure you and get in the way. I'm enough."

Then Jian Xi saw that the hands of the attending doctor in front of her suddenly turned into two big fluffy paws, she put them on his stomach and rubbed it lightly, and his stomach pain stopped after a while.

And Jian Xi who was kneading became more and more sleepy and wanted to sleep.

While half asleep and half awake, I saw Hu Sanniang stretching out her sharp claws, gently stroked his belly, and pulled out a white egg from his belly.

Jian Xi looked at the white egg, and immediately passed out completely.

Before he passed out, he was crying in his heart. All the children born to the Mao family were white and tender babies, and his own was just an egg.

Hu Laosan put the egg in the stroller beside him with a dignified and respectful expression, then put his paws on Jian Xi's belly, and rubbed it lightly a few times, and saw that his belly returned to its original state in the blink of an eye, without leaving any traces. The next bit of trace.

……

When Jian Xi opened his eyes again, he was in the old house of Jian's family. He was lying on his big bed and sleeping soundly, and beside him was the egg he had just laid, which seemed to be a bit cold. , quickly rolled into his arms.

After rolling for a while, I felt that it was not enough, so I continued to roll, but it was not enough, so I rolled a few more times.

When Su Rou came in with a bowl of fish soup, she saw the white egg rolled to the edge of the bed and rolled towards the ground.

"Ah—the egg is broken!"

Su Rou yelled in panic, the fish soup in her anxious hand fell to the ground with a bang, and the fish soup spilled all over the floor.

Su Rou screamed that the egg was broken, and then flew onto the bed to pick it up, crying so much, "Oh my god, the egg is about to break! Egg! Grandma is here to save you!"

"My balls!"

Then Jian Xi was crushed by a burst of force, almost crushed to death. When he opened his eyes, he saw his old mother lying on his legs, stretching her hands over him to make a difficult gesture of catching something, and her hands On the ground below, a solitary egg was lying, not daring to move.

Jane Xi: "..."

Then I saw his father and his elder brother rolling in in a hurry. The anxious elder brother still had a sock half-covered on his foot, and he didn't have time to put the whole one on.

When Jian He came in, he yelled loudly, "Whose egg is broken?! Hurry up and send it to the hospital! This is about the dignity of a man!"

Afterwards, he saw the white egg laying dead on the ground, the words in his mouth froze, his lips moved for a while, and then he said with difficulty, "I'm sorry, I forgot about this egg..."

Jane Xi: "..."

Jian Xi covered herself with a quilt and thought, he never wants to come to this fucking world again!