[Pirates] Intelligence dealers don't sell cute

Bright morning.

The sea water is extremely clear and azure blue, and suddenly, people can't tell the difference between the sea and the sky.King Ming sailed slowly, with white foam floating out of his tail, like a huge fish tail.A few seabirds sang and passed over King Ming's mast, startled the snow-white and heavy sails, but quickly disappeared from sight, and flew to nowhere.

Already within the range of the next island, the weather is getting hotter.

Wearing a straw hat and a thin sky-blue dress, I lay leisurely on the recliner and read today's newspaper.

"Eustace! The villain who slaughtered innocent people?! Together with Crohn! The most vicious combination in history?!"

The red-haired hedgehog made headlines again... and this time he brought me along.Turning it over, it turned out that it was the incident that happened in the tavern on Tantian Island last time.A reporter who was hiding somewhere actually took a photo of me and him together, so there was the so-called "the most vicious combination in history".

"I'm really in the mood." Holding a cup and a red toothbrush in hand, the red-haired hedgehog kicked open the door of the room with foam in his mouth and strode over.

【Of course~∩_∩】

He stood by the side of the boat, rinsed his mouth, and spat all the foam into the sea (...).

[When will you get rid of the bad habit of "throwing (or spitting?) things into the sea randomly"...] I couldn't help but support my forehead.

"What? Do you dislike me?" He wiped his mouth with a towel, smiled evilly at me, and then threw the foam-stained towel on my head. Due to the obstruction of the straw hat, the towel drooped down, so The foam went straight to my face...

I didn't have time to scold him with the sketchbook, and he had already crawled into the kitchen to find something to eat.

((‵ ′))

You all bully me so much that you can't speak, right? ! !

As I wiped my face, I greeted Kidd's ancestors in my heart.Well, madam, I greet you.

"What's the matter with you? You seem to be in a bad mood~" A certain golden object is holding a small bucket of honey while walking and eating, "Tell me what's bothering you~"

...say, say...

...say, say...

My resentment suddenly exploded!

Even if it knows how to write, it can't read. I can only use my eyes as a knife.

A few minutes later, I watched with satisfaction as a certain bastard ran to the kitchen to find Kira.

After the record was full, who would have thought that this guy would stick his nose in the face and linger on.The reason is simple, in the ocean, it cannot eat honey.So, Kira-kun has a cute (pseudo!) pet.

"Betty! What the hell are you stealing honey again! How many barrels have you eaten in the past few days?!" The roar of the red-haired hedgehog resounded throughout the Ming King.

"Ah! Don't snatch my honey! Have you forgotten?! Who kindly kept records for you back then?!" A certain one was not to be outdone.

"Please, can you stop calling it Betty? Every time I feel like you're scolding me..." Xiaojin complained again.

"Labor and capital are the real Betty! Betty!!" A certain one protested "shamelessly" again.

"Well, it's time for me to take it back and tune it up//teach me." Mr. Shuicao lightly threw out his trump card.

"No! I want to get off the boat and go home!" a certain animal screamed.

"On Lao Tzu's boat, do you think there is still life to escape?" The evil voice of the red-haired hedgehog sent a chill down my back.

"Wow! Help!!" a certain one screamed even more sternly.

Shaking his head, he felt a little amused by their childishness.When I was in a good mood, I crumpled the red-haired hedgehog's towel into a ball and threw it into the sea.

I'm looking forward to Kidd's expression looking for towels everywhere when he brushes his teeth and washes his face tomorrow...

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After so many days at sea, our supplies are already a bit stretched.But fortunately, the next island is not as weird as before.Although it is a gathering place for pirates from all walks of life, although it is chaotic, although it is very dangerous, although it is very appetizing to red-haired hedgehogs... But anyway, it is a "normal" island, and we can resupply it.

I basically don't worry about fights or anything, because there are red-haired hedgehogs there.Even though they're pretty off-line at times, they're pretty solid.

[Ready to land on the island! ] I broke into the kitchen and asked Xiao Jin to help me convey the password.

"So fast?" A certain hedgehog held a freshly cooked pork rib in its mouth, and it was steaming hot as soon as it spoke.

【Kidd, there will be fights later, but you have to promise me not to make too much trouble. 】In spite of the excitement on the red-haired hedgehog's face, my face was a little dignified, 【On this island, you can mess with anyone, but there is one person that you absolutely must not touch. 】

Seeing that I was more serious, they were all quiet and looked at me in unison.

[This island is called Andorra because its owner's name is Andorra. 】

[Those who can easily control an island, in terms of our current strength, it is better to keep them at a respectful distance. 】

Being able to stand at the top of the South China Sea where the strong are like clouds, and now walking step by step from the great route, Kidd is naturally not that kind of reckless and hot-blooded boy.Although it would be embarrassing to admit that he was weak, he could still tell which was more important.Otherwise, in Christi that night, he would not have ordered a retreat, instead of fighting with Sakalski in order to vent his anger.

"Understood." After a long time, he answered me in a muffled voice.

[Then, log in! 】This time, I came to comfort him with kind words. [Remember we still need to buy supplies. 】

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After so many painful lessons, I finally understand one thing: you must never take a red-haired hedgehog with you when you land on the island!Especially not let him see the word "tavern"!

"Hey, Kira, you and that... er... Aiwen, you go back to King Ming first, and bring some people over. This time, carry a few more barrels of beer. If there is less, it won't be enough for me to drink!" The red-haired hedgehog said When I saw the tavern, I couldn't walk.

"No problem." Mr. Waterweed always worked hard, but a certain one sitting on his shoulder asked awkwardly: "If I work, can you give me honey?"

"What can you do?" Ivan pushed his glasses and gave it a blank stare.Sure enough, he was still upset when the red-haired hedgehog paused when he called him.

"Klauen, stay here with me. Anyway, you want to drink Rum." He waved his cloak and strode into the tavern.

【May I pretend not to know you? 】I have no choice but to raise my book, it's too embarrassing to come out with this product...

He led me, found an empty seat and sat down, ordered a few beers and a glass of Rum.

The air in the tavern was very turbid, and the ears were filled with the rude chatter and laughter of the villains who were used to burning, killing, and looting. The smell of inferior cigarettes grabbed all the olfactory cells, which made people feel disgusted.From the moment you lift your legs and step in here, it's like breaking into a completely different world.There is no dazzling sunlight outside here, only stagnant and foul-smelling evil.Even though it was daytime outside, there was still darkness like night inside.

After all, there are still more villains in this world.A pirate like Shanks is simply a different kind of existence.

Sighing, I held back my long skirt and sat down.He took off the straw hat on his head, loathing the greasy wooden table, so he gently put it on his lap.

"Your face...is it okay?" The red-haired hedgehog asked me softly, as if he was afraid of touching the old scars.

I nodded, smiled slightly, and flicked my bangs with my right hand wearing a dark blue long glove, revealing and covering up my ugly scars at once.

"That's good." He patted my head, picked up the beer that the waiter put on the table, and drank it with the foam.

Soon my Rum arrived and it smelled great.A beautiful color like amber, but more bitter than what amber contains.

He and Kidd were relatively speechless, so they both remained silent.Let the dancers in vulgar bright red pollute their eyes in the middle of the dance floor. At this moment, they can not think, say or do anything.

"Hahaha! You mean that Eustace?!" Some people don't want us to enjoy this kind of comfort.

The rude laughter sounded harsh at the moment, I saw the veins on Kidd's forehead sorry, and there was anger in his eyes that was about to overflow.

"That red-haired brat! Hahaha, he just teased the navy, what kind of real pirate! How can we be as powerful as our boss in Andorra?"

"Yeah, he's been so crazy lately! He's just a brat."

"I heard that they are coming here soon, how about teaching him a lesson then?"

"Yeah!"

Hearing this, I couldn't help but frowned, and looked at the people at the table who were speaking with disgust, but completely ignored the "Boss Andorra" they said.

Even on the boat, I told you not to mess with Andorra, but the first one who couldn't help it was me...

Eustace Kidd, you are my captain!In any case, I will never tolerate someone insulting you!

Even if you are stepped on by the enemy and crushed on the cheek, I will firmly defend your dignity!Your glory!

Whether it's a mountain of knives or a sea of ​​fire, let's have a look!

Apparently, though, the red-haired hedgehog was faster than me.As soon as I slapped the table and stood up, he had already picked up the beer on the table and poured it over. By the way, he threw the glass together, pouring the man completely, and directly bursting the glass. .

Some complained that he took the lead, but I didn't put away the half-drawn gun, turned my head and shot the man, this time it was a real headshot.

[Now, do you still want to "teach" Kidd again? ] I smiled wickedly like Kidd, and held up the book for them to read.It's a pity that I can't say it directly.

Really, after being with him for a long time, my temper has become just as irritable.

"Sorry, I offended the so-called 'Andorra'." He said lightly.

I shook my head, then raised my face and smiled at him.

Seeing my appearance, he was relieved and laughed too, extremely arrogant.

"Who else said that I would teach me a lesson just now! Come up if you have the ability!" He kicked over the wooden table beside him, and his hands were already crackling.And I put on my straw hat and loaded the gun in my hand.

We thought that no matter what kind of character Andorra was, we could always fight, even if we were causing trouble on someone else's territory.But obviously, the previous victories made us dizzy...

What follows is our unexpected fiasco...

The author has something to say: poof.UPDATE!

And then there seems to be nothing...

I used to abuse Kraun all the time, this time I will abuse the red-haired hedgehog... [Evil smile]

Well, that's it.

good night ha~