[Pirates] Intelligence dealers don't sell cute

With the leaden sky and fluttering snow of Tantian Island, we headed for the next "island" as night fell.

I deliberately chose to sail at night, because the "island" we are going to is invisible during the day.Moreover, sailing at night, although the weather conditions and the surrounding environment are not easy to control, at least, the possibility of encountering other pirate groups is unlikely.What are the dangers of nature compared with the sinister and unpredictable of the human heart?

The cabin has been tidied up, and all the painting utensils have been bought new.In addition, on the island of Tantian, I bought a set of coffee making equipment.So, I'm sipping coffee right now.

When I first read Tink's letter, I started out with resentment—resentment that I wasn't in that person's heart.However, during this period of time, I calmed down for a while, and suddenly felt very happy again.

I finally know that the two years I spent with everyone were not fake!What's more, if I hadn't defected to the red-haired pirates, then I would never have seen Kidd again, let alone boarded his pirate ship (Kidd: What are you talking about!!!), and became his " Mrs. Captain"...

(#▽#)

Ah, sure enough, I still care about the "captain's wife" very much!

However, Kidd has already admitted it~~

(☆▽☆)

Well, anyway, he shouldn't be sticking my head full of forks, spoons, and knives now...

【Sorry, I forgot to inform Minasan: I'm going to stay up all night today~ So as an apology, let's drink coffee~~●▽●】

Xiaojin helped me shout to the whole crew.

"Ghosts believe that you really forgot." After hearing my "apology", everyone had the same voice in their hearts.

I stuck out my tongue, forget it, let's just pretend that I have no knowledge.

Well, that's it! w

Although they thought so in their hearts, when the coffee was distributed, these people were not idle...

I'm thinking about whether I should say something to the red-haired hedgehog one day: just change "Kidd Pirates" to "Food Pirates" and forget it.

(/□)

"You've fully recovered." Ivan took an empty coffee cup and walked over to refill the coffee.

[By the way, Mr. Fox, your medical skills are really superb. Why didn't you become a doctor back then? ] I poured him hot coffee and chatted with him.

"In fact, I wanted to be a doctor since I was a child, but I had to give up due to various reasons. In the end, I met Lieutenant General Garp, so I became a navy by mistake." His eyebrows Slightly frowned, remembering something unpleasant.

I know that Mr. Fox is actually not simple.

While on Uncle Drake's ship, I remember Schindler mentioning "The Leviathans."I know that that family is a well-known and prominent family in Donghai, and the companies under it almost monopolize the entire Donghai market, and they are even more or less present in other places.

Tsk, behind him, how many interesting stories are there?

"Speaking of which, before you landed on Tantian Island, the candy you gave out, Klauen, you said that it can resist the high pressure environment on the island, and it turns out that it is really effective." He said suddenly, his eyes flashing, "But What is the principle? I am very curious."

You Frankenstein!I slander.

[Actually, it is very simple to say. 】I deliberately looked solemn, but I paused for a long time, and the straightforward Aiwen kept swallowing.

[That candy is actually nothing more common.It is a lie to say that it can turn the situation around.I just gave them a psychological cue with that sugar. ] This time, I am really serious.

"How is it possible?!" Mr. Fox's eyes widened.

[The crew feel good, but they are actually deceiving themselves. 】

Mr. Fox was still shocked.Obviously, this "unscientific" thing is beyond his cognition.

[The power of the human heart is endless, which is much more terrifying than the human body. 】

[Sometimes, the so-called rational choice is not necessarily the best. 】

[So, Mr. Fox, don't underestimate humans. 】

His complexion changed a little, but he pursed his lips stubbornly, refusing to show the slightest thought of his own, but it didn't work for me. I knew what he had been struggling with during the time since his defection.

【Uncle Drake once told me: The end of one thing is often the beginning of another. 】

[Therefore, death is not the end, on the contrary, it may be the beginning. 】

[So, from the moment Ivan Leviathan died as a navy, Ivan as a pirate was born. 】

[As Schindler said, you don't have to bear the surname "Leviathan" anymore. 】

[Come with us and live happily as a pirate! 】

"You don't know anything, so don't say it as if you know it very well." He was still the same as before, when he was with me, it was impossible not to pinch him.

[I don't know the details, but from the perspective of "Leviathan", I guess there won't be any deviation. ] I smiled.

"Report! An unknown fluorescent light appears ahead!" When Mr. Fox and I were in a stalemate, the lovely Mr. Watcher came out to make a rescue.

Knowing that it was time for me to come out and direct, Xiao Jin came out in a tacit understanding.

[Yoxi!Minasan, please take a long net bag, arrange it along the side of the boat, put the net bag on the water, and wait silently!If something climbs up the net, please let me know. 】

"Clawn...is there any fight on this island?!" The red-haired hedgehog asked me excitedly, holding a half-drunk can of beer.He was the only one on board who didn't ask for my coffee.

[I will definitely disappoint you~ this island is very safe~∩_∩] I smiled brightly.

"Tch, if you're so boring, I'm going to sleep." He drank the last sip of beer and crushed the can viciously, with such force that I couldn't help but wonder if he mistook the can for me.

(/□)

I hurriedly grabbed his clothes, so he turned around and waited for me to write for him.

【do not!There will be something very interesting tonight~ I guarantee that if you miss this village, you will never have this shop again~ I won’t lie to you~] I nodded seriously, looking forward to his answer.

His expression began to change, a little shaken, but he hadn't made up his mind yet.

【In case there is a navy...】

I just wrote halfway, and the red-haired hedgehog rushed to stop.

"I'll just stay." He surrendered helplessly.

After I got rid of the red-haired hedgehog, I took Xiaojin to the side of the boat and waited for the prey to bite.

Although I had long defined "they" as prey in my mind, I couldn't help being extremely surprised when I walked to the side of the boat and actually saw the scene on the sea.

Only the breeze gently shakes the surface of the sea, forming successive ripples, slowly advancing and leaving.There is no moon and no stars at night, but at this moment there are things more dazzling than stars.The golden rays of light floated on the surface of the sea, forming a large piece that floated along with the sea waves from a distance, covering up the real ocean.The dazzling golden light resembles the scorching sun, but without the dominance of the sun, the delicate golden color is a gentle temperature.There are so many of them that they actually illuminate the long net bag, illuminate the king of Ming, and illuminate the boundless sea area.After all, even though they are unbelievably small, this is their territory no matter what!

There were no ships in sight, and silence aboard ours.In this silence, there are those little things dancing and singing on their own...

【How about it?I didn't lie to you, did I? ∩_∩】I just wanted to hand over the sketchbook to Kidd, but found him staring at the sea, wondering what he was thinking.

When everyone was dumbfounded by this shocking scene, the sound of reports suddenly broke out halfway, disturbing the peace of those little things.The chirping whispers disappeared, and those who had been drifting along King Ming also scattered and fled in all directions. In an instant, the tiny rays of light had gone away.

Sighing, I walked towards the crew member I just reported to.

Surprisingly, a small piece of gold, like fragile water vapor, lingered on the deck, but was imprisoned by the net bag, and it twisted its body uneasily, trying to escape.

What a greedy little guy.I hated it in my heart, but there was a smile on my mouth.

"As soon as it climbed up the pole, other crew members caught it with a net bag."

There was no time to write, so I simply gave him a thumbs up, thinking that I must give him a great credit.

"What is this?!" The red-haired hedgehog poked the little thing in the net pocket curiously, then quickly withdrew his fingers, as if he hated its slippery condition.And the one who was poked made a small moan//groan.

[Kira where are you!Get out of here quickly! 】Ignore the red-haired hedgehog for the time being, I hold the sketchbook and smile happily.

"What?" Kira was annoyed at my arrogance.

[Show me clearly!This is the golden `water` grass! ] I smiled with my arms akimbo.

"What?!!" Mr. Water Grass instantly petrified.

[Remember I told you before that I saw it in a picture book~~] I'm so proud that I almost didn't twist like a kelp.

"But weren't you lying to people back then?" Kira was still stubborn and refused to admit defeat.

【Then you see for yourself!This is definitely a genuine golden aquatic plant! 】I smiled silently, God knows how happy I am now.

"...Aren't you going to die if you're not proud?!" Mr. Shuicao resolutely frowned.

"Instead of arguing about boring things, Kraun, you'd better roll over and deal with this thing first!" The red-haired hedgehog grabbed me with a "QAQ" face, and threw it beside the net pocket.

[I want honey. 】

I poured a little honey into the palm of my hand, and carefully opened the net bag.

Sure enough, as soon as it smelled the honey, a certain little thing became restless and rushed over in an instant, moving as fast as my ham sausage.The little pink tongue made my palms itch.

Soon the bit of honey was gone, and the little thing hesitated to leave.

"We don't want to kill you, we just want you to help us guide the way." Xiao Jin read with a sketchbook.

The little thing moved immediately, two small hands stretched out from the dense aquatic plants, and scratched back and forth, finally revealing its big black eyes and small mouth.

"Sorry, I have too much hair, and I can't find my eyes and mouth..." The words were startling.

"Can talk?!" Everyone was frightened.

"...Hmm." She nodded embarrassingly.

"What the hell is going on?!" Everyone clapped their hands.

"Crown!" The red-haired hedgehog pulled me over again.

[Well, this little thing is the "island" we are going to.Because they're actually made of gold, they're hunted a lot.It is difficult to grab it to store pointer records.According to the information that they like sweet things most, I smeared honey on the end of the long net bag in advance. 】

"Gold..." The red-haired hedgehog was thoughtful.

"The transition to hunting..." Mr. Shuicao was thoughtful.

"QAQ...beep, my clansmen..." Touching on the sad past, a certain animal began to cry loudly, and tears instantly filled the deck near it (...).

"Mud!" Everyone patted the table, and a certain one fell silent.

"Don't worry, we won't kill you." Xiaojin continued to read, "As long as you help us save the records."

"Really? ●▽●" Although I don't want to admit it, it's really cute to look at something with tears in my eyes!

"Well, we will feed you honey during the few days that the records are kept."

"Deal!" Upon hearing the word honey, a certain one immediately sold itself.

"So, what's your name?"

"Betty."

"Pfft! What are you talking about! You're also called 'Betty'?!" Everyone stared at it.

"My name has always been Betty. Because my parents said I am the most beautiful golden aquatic plant in the world." A certain one raised its chin brazenly.

"...I'm so sorry, why didn't we see where the 'most beautiful' came from..." All complained.

"You humans' aesthetics are terrible!" A certain one went berserk.

"So there are two 'Betsy' now?" Kira's fingers pointed back and forth between Xiaojin and Betty.

[No, there are two aquatic plants. ] I lightly lift the book.

Kira didn't speak, only his scythe was spinning rapidly...

[I was wrong... QAQ... The red-haired hedgehog, come and save me! 】

"At this time, I usually choose Kira." Kidd hit me indifferently.

[I want to quit! ! ∑(°△°|||)︴】

"Who do you dare to jump ship to be 'Captain's wife'?!" The red-haired hedgehog snarled while grabbing my collar.

【I was wrong...QAQ...】

"What are you talking about?" A certain cheerful one interjected.

"Can't you understand?" Kira pointed to my sketchbook, unexpectedly gentle.

[It is illiterate!Otherwise, I wouldn't let Xiaojin speak for me. 】I curled my lips and gave Kira a blank look.

"..." The sickle spun at a discordant high speed again.

"Well~ well~ don't fight because of me~" A certain Hun Dan found the honey bottle that he had just brought over, and now he was eating honey, waving his two little paws to "persuade a fight".

"Klauen, we'll have it for breakfast tomorrow, what do you think?" Mr. Water Grass and I stood on the same front.

[OK! 】I deliberately wrote it big, and added a gesture.

"QAQ! Didn't you promise not to kill me?!" A certain one burst into tears, but even at this time, it didn't forget to stuff honey into its mouth (...).

"Yes, we don't kill you, we eat you." Mr. Water Grass was unexpectedly sinister.

"Eh?! How can this be?! Are you not of the same race as me?" I didn't forget to make friends.

"Who the hell is the same race as you! You have seen me clearly! I'm not a water plant! I'm a human!" Kira ran away.

Everyone: "So, 'Betty' is back like this?"

Peppermint (nodding): Yes...

Everyone: Get lost! (beat the table)

The author has something to say: Pfft, so Betty came back just like that...

In fact, it was because Mo Lunjiang said he liked the name "Betty", so we let "Betty" come back in this way...

[Hold your head and run] Don't hit me!

By the way, no one wants a Spring Festival gift bag...QAQ

We have been sorting it out for a long time, hey!

QAQ, silently roll away...

good night……

☆、【Fanwai】New Year's Eve special offer

Well, I know it's really old-fashioned to ask fifty questions, one hundred questions, etc., but the author is really boring to a certain extent... So, Minasan will just let it go.Well, I was tricked by her again.I apologize to everyone on her behalf...

—Crown.

"Cough, everyone is welcome to watch the program "Speak the Truth". I am the host Cui Yuan."

Everyone (angry, slapping the table): "What are you going to do! Give us a new start!"

"Hey, everyone is welcome to watch "New Year's Eve Special". I am the host Mint Candy."

Everyone: "Quickly explain to us why there is such a thing as a "New Year's Eve special offer"?!"

Peppermint (smiling): "Everyone, please stay calm and let me explain slowly."

"This is mainly because the author of this article said that she really didn't know what to write about the Spring Festival, so she decided to come up with a 'New Year's Eve Special', which is actually a 'five Things like ten questions' and 'one hundred questions'...it's common sense that the Spring Festival episode will be completely OOC? (being kicked away)...(climbing back) Eh? No! Isn't I the author Sang? (tangles fingers.)”

Everyone (hands-on): "Today I finally know why this article is so cheating! It turns out that the real cheating is the author!"

Mint Candy (applause and sprinkle flowers): "Then, let's invite our guests with warm applause!"

Mint Candy: "First of all, Eustace Kidd, a red-haired hedgehog with a reluctant face and a lazy, unreliable fried chicken!"

(smiling and pulling bloody fork spoon knife from head)

Mint Candy: "Then there's my idiot-like, cute, cute, fried chicken-loving daughter of our family, Klauen!

(smiling and pulling out the bloody compass and brush triangle from his head)"

Mint Candy: "Next is a face... Uh, I can't see the expression with the mask on, anyway, it must be the golden water grass gentleman with a paralyzed face, arrogant and quarrelsome, Kira!"

(smiling and pulling out the bloody high-speed spinning sickle from his head)

Mint Candy: "Following Mr. Water Grass is Mr. Aiwen`Leviathan, a sly-faced, black-bellied, fried chicken sissy Mr. Pink Fox!"

(smiling and pulling out the bloody raven feather arrow from his head)

Mint Candy: "The last one is Kawaii, strong and beautiful, fried chicken and beautiful desert rose, Little Hibiscus!"

(Smiling and putting the Ferrero that Xiaojin handed over into her schoolbag.)

Yasha & Bruce (patting the table): "Why don't you introduce us?!"

Peppermint (pick out ears, dead fish eyes): "The sense of existence is too low, ignore it."

Red-haired hedgehog (activate ability ing)

Mint Candy (QAQ): "I was wrong! (Clears throat) Cough, then please bring out the last two little transparent, no, they are guests!"

Mint Candy: "Then let's start today's 'Kidd×Clawn' prize quiz! Other guests please sit down at the guest seats."

Everyone (hands raised): "What's the prize?"

Mints (laughs without saying a word).

Mints: What is the name of Q1?

K: Eustace `Kidd.

C: [Clown Crohn. 】

Mints: What is the identity of Q2?

K: Captain of the Kidd Pirates.

C: [The wife of the captain of the Kidd Pirates (0///0) and navigator. 】

Mints: Q3 What is your dream?

K: Find ONEPIECE and become One Piece!

C: 【Together with everyone, live a good life. 】

Mints: Q4 Favorite drink?

K: Beer.

C: [Hot cocoa, Rum, and coffee also count. 】

Mints: Q5 favorite dish?

K: As long as it is made by Kraun, I like it. (Crown: 0///0)

C: [Chicken leg. 】

Mints: Q6 Favorite thing?

K: Fight, knead or knock Kraun on the head.

C: [Painting, driving King Ming to go sailing, let Kidd blow his hair. 】

Mints: Q7 Favorite person?

K: Crohn.

C: [Kidd]

Mint: Q8 Why do you like that person?

K: Are you blind? !Didn't you see that the attribute of this article is "romance"? !If labor and management don't like her, where can I find "romance" for you? !

C: [Cough, my mother said that I have to like him, otherwise she won't let me be the heroine. (Wronged)】

Mint Candy: Q9 What is your favorite person?

K: tear mole.

C: [For a red-haired hedgehog, it must be a red-haired hedgehog~w]

Mints: Q10 most hated drink?

K: Rum.

C: [Beer. 】

Mints: Q11 What dish do you hate the most?

K: Probably not.

C: [Should I say rice cakes... otz... knelt down and cried]

Mints: Q12 The most annoying thing?

K: Losing a partner, being betrayed, and seeing Crohn cry.

C: [lost a partner, was used, and was deceived. 】

Mints: Q13 The person you hate the most?

K: (Get up excitedly) What's that name, ah yes, Sakalski, and the guy who sent the letter to Crohn that day!When I see them one day, I will kill them all! (Holded by everyone: Boss Kidd, calm down!)

C: [Sakaski, Tink, the navy, and vicious pirates (Kidd: (/□) Don't you hate labor and capital?!)]

Mints: Q14 Why do you hate that person?

K: (with a look of murderous look) Because Sakalski injured Crohn and left a shadow on her.As for the person who sent the letter, it was very simple, he made Crohn cry.

C: [The reason is the same as Kidd. 】

Mint Candy: Q15 What do you hate the most about that person?

K: (with a murderous look) The whole body, from head to toe, from inside to outside, is disgusting!

C: [Still the same as Kidd. 】

Mints: What the Q16 does best

K: Fight, knead or knock Kraun on the head.

C: [Painting, sailing with King Ming, making Kidd blow up. 】

(Mint: =_= Is there any difference between your answer and Q6?!)

Mints: What is the worst thing Q17 is good at?

K: Repress your own feelings, pretend to be paralyzed, and comfort others.

C: (scratching head) [Eh... it should be forgotten. 】

(Mint: Klauen, how does your answer make your mother, who is crazy about politics and history, feel?! Weeping bitterly.)

Mints: What is the most hopeful thing in Q18?

K: Crohn has always been the captain's wife of labor and capital!

C: [You can be with everyone all the time.And of course be my wife forever~(￣︶￣)↗]

Mints: The last thing you want in Q19?

K: Losing a partner, being betrayed, and seeing Crohn cry.

C: [lost a partner, was used, and was deceived. 】

(Mint: Slap the table. Who told you to Ctrl+CCtrl+V?!)

Mint Candy: Where do you most want to go in Q20?

K: Lahudru.

C: (cover face and write) [As long as there is a red-haired hedgehog, everyone wants to go... 0///0]

Mints: Q21 The place you least want to go?

K: (firmly) No.

C: [It should be Christie's naval station. 】

(Kidd silently pats Crohn's head)

Mints: Q22 thinks the most memorable place?

K: Serbia.

C: [Serbia. 】

Mint Candy: Does Q23 have any unbearable past?

K: (Preemptively) Skip skip!

C: [...Thank you red-haired hedgehog...for biting the handkerchief]

Mints: Q24 How do you comfort yourself when you are sad?

K: Drunk alcohol and got drunk.

C: [Cry a while. 】

Mint Candy: Q25 How do you comfort the other party when he/she is sad?

K: Hug her and touch her head.

C: (pulls the hem of his clothes, sorry) [Last time he was sad, I wasn't by his side. 】

Mint Candy: Where did you meet Q26 for the first time?

K: Serbia. (Words from the heart: Author, you idiot, you even have to ask this!)