[Pirates] Intelligence dealers don't sell cute

"Please help me check if there is a message in room 202 of the Christian Hotel." Before going home, I secretly went to the pay phone bug.

"Wait a moment... yes." I sighed secretly in my heart.

"Please read the message." I took out the paper and pen in my backpack and was about to record.

"Please verify the password first..." I hung up the phone with a dark face.

Dead water grass!You set up a password of ×, hello!

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"Yo, I'm back." Pushing open the door, I saw the person/wife Suicao who was cleaning with a vacuum cleaner at a glance. The cleanliness of the house was almost shining.

"Tsk tsk, what a virtuous/hui... bang!" As soon as I opened my mouth, a slipper was thrown on my face.

"I'm telling the truth..." I rubbed my face aggrievedly, pulled out the chair and sat down, and unceremoniously gorged on a table of delicacies.

"Nong Qia wow?" I asked him inarticulately with my food in my mouth.

"What?!" Amidst the roar, his face was darkened.

"Are you finished?" I reached out and unplugged the vacuum cleaner.

"Yeah." He nodded, "I'm going to go out later, and I may not come back at night."

"I don't come home at night." Crack!a slipper...

"This green pepper tastes good, and the wife/wife's craftsmanship is getting better and better~" Whoosh!a broom...

"Be careful when you go out, don't cause trouble for me." Clang!a kitchen knife...

"I said..." Before he finished speaking, I saw him lift the vacuum cleaner...(/□) "I was wrong!"

He stopped talking, put on his mask and scythe, and was ready to go out.

"Hey, wait!" I threw down my chopsticks and rushed to the refrigerator to get a pack of ham sausages.

"Don't bring it to me..." Shui Cao was a little moved and blushed at first, but when he saw that I was cutting the ham sausage by myself and eating half of it in my mouth, he froze in embarrassment .

"What's wrong?" I didn't look back, "What did you just say?"

"-_-...It's nothing." He lifted his shoes, "I'm leaving." ! 】

"Be careful all the way~" I waved my hand.

"Don't worry about it!" He blushed (guess!) awkwardly and walked away, closing the door very hard.

I neatly placed the sliced ​​ham sausages on a plate, took it and sneaked back to the study, and locked the door in a serious manner.He took out a small box from the bookcase in the corner, took out the little thing sleeping in it, and lifted the shell-shaped cover.

"Hey, wake up." I poked it.But the guy didn't respond at all.

Sure enough... It can't be woken up in an ordinary way.

I slipped a white plastic glove over to my right, cupped it in my hand, and set the trash can down on the floor below.Finally, he took a ham sausage and shook it in front of it.So I was very satisfied to see it tremble violently as if it had been electrified, its eyes twinkled, and the saliva flowed down like a waterfall, all the way to the trash can.

"First, suck your saliva in!" I felt a little disgusted by the sticky liquid in my hand...

"Suck!" It swallowed it hard.

"Second, don't drool anymore!" There are three chapters in the agreement.

I saw its antenna-like eyes shaking up and down at a high frequency.

"Third, do me a favor!" I begged it.

The eyes continued to move without thinking.

I finally felt relieved, pinched its perforated base with the index finger and thumb of my left hand, rubbed it on the paper towel, put it on the desk, and finally took off the glove stained with saliva and threw it into the trash can.Looking at its starry eyes and the frequency of swallowing saliva, I couldn't bear it, so I fed it a ham sausage.

"Help me find the frequency of Christie's public phone bug." I touched the letter C on its black body with my index finger—it was my exclusive logo, and after putting on the earphones, "Sausage! Everything will be handed over." Here you go."

The ham blinked, his eyes resting on a plate of ham, and finally closed his eyes, shaking slowly, I knew it had started to work seriously.

Yes, you heard and read right, it is a black phone bug named Ham Sausage, who loves Ham Sausage.

"Ham sausage, let me distinguish the tone of each person." I handed it another ham sausage.

It ate the ham sausage but still looked at me embarrassedly.

[Author: How on earth did you discern the expression of "embarrassed" from its face! ? 】

I was silent, and brought it another piece of ham sausage, so "I will die" appeared on its face.

[Author: =_=... What a snobby phone bug...

Kraun: You misunderstood it, it just loves sausage too much...]

Not long after, there was a noise in the earphones, which gradually became clear after a while.

"...I'm not coming back today..."

"...the meeting is cancelled..."

"...Well, yes, we will meet at four o'clock this afternoon..."

"...Get me my folder and give it to me at the North Port..."

All kinds of people, all kinds of things.

But why is there no aquatic plant?

I once read a report about the killing of warrior KILLER in "Underground News".One of them is: The way to hire him is very special, call the Christian Hotel and leave a message in room 202.The remaining content is the content and reward of the task.

This arrogant aquatic plant is bored with all the big things in his heart, and he absolutely refuses to reveal half of it.

I dangled the pencil.Amidst the boredom, he began to use his memory to sketch out the man he met at the public phone bug.

Long pink ponytail, pure white framed eyes, dark green pupils, tall and straight body, indifferent expression between brows, guarded and proud posture.Seems like something is missing...if, if paired with...a navy uniform...

Navy uniform!

This is……

Rear Admiral Ivan, Naval Division in Christie!

I snapped the lead of the pencil.Should have remembered it was his!The guy who once trained under the "Naval Hero" Iron Fist Garp!Is Karp's favorite student.Now stationed with Sakalski in Christi as his second-in-command.He is a man of the hour!

I let go of the pencil in my hand, and just as I reached for another one, the sound in the earphone suddenly became noisy.

"...password." Only the words of the last sentence were heard.

"Cavalry." I poked a pencil on the paper, it was the sound of water plants! !

"The content of the message is as follows:" The following voice changed into a male voice, it was Aiwen, "Hello, Killer Warrior, the hiring task is: Assassinate the South China Sea rookie Eustace Kidd! If you accept and succeed, the reward will be [-] million Bei Li, and as a credit, I have deposited [-] million Baileys in the Christian Hotel. The task is limited to five days. I hope you must complete it and don’t miss it.”

"Delete this message." Shui Cao ordered coldly.

"I obey." A mechanized female voice.

Eh?Does that mean he doesn't intend to pick it up?

With a click, the phone was hung up.

I stared blankly at the information recorded in the notebook, very entangled, I just hoped that he would not go.

But since the last time I had a fever because of Tinky's ghost mission, I've been looking at Waterweed and he's been in a bad state.A person like him must be guilty, right?

After waiting for a while, I fed all the ham sausages to the ham sausages (...) before dialing the water plants.

"Water grass, are you coming back today? Betty just called to ask." I made up a reason casually.

"..." On the other side of the microphone, he was silent for a long time, and finally replied, "I'm not coming back. I have something to do tomorrow, so I probably won't be back."

"Okay, take care then." I hung up the phone pretending to be relaxed.

After touching the head of the sausage, it began to sleep peacefully again. I sighed, closed the lid, and put it back into its nest.

Ai Wen said that the task deadline is five days, and the evening when he left a message counts as one day, and it took me another day and a half to rest due to illness, and today is the fourth day.He only has one day left.

As a navy Ivan, it's a good idea to hire Kira to get rid of Kidd, who they regard as a thorn in their side and a thorn in their flesh!The so-called navy incarnate of justice, did it turn out to be such an unsightly act?It's a good deal to sacrifice a criminal to eliminate another villain!

It's just that people do it for knives, but I don't do it for fish!

After tidying up my messy thoughts, I opened the door of the study, and as soon as I walked into the living room, I heard the sound of a key opening the door, it was Betty!God, everything came together.I rubbed my eyebrows.

"Sister~" She carried a somewhat heavy easel on her back, but she had a look of joy.

"Are you happy today?" I took the easel and forced a smile.

"Hmm! Today..." She was about to say something, but she saw that my expression was not good, "Sister, what's wrong with you? Are you uncomfortable? Where's brother?"

"Brother, he has something important to go out." I patted her head, "Sister is also going out now, I don't know when she will come back, Betty, you have to take care of yourself these few days."

Put on the windbreaker, stuff the cloak and mask into the backpack, organize the pistol and knife, and I'm ready to go.

Just as she put her hand on the doorknob, Betty, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke.

"Sister, if you have something to hide from me, so does brother."

"How could..." I was about to lie to comfort her, but she was unexpectedly tough and interrupted me.

"You are different from usual!" She said in an aggrieved tone, "Why do you do this? Aren't we partners?!"

I was stunned at the sound of "partner", wavering for a long time and finally said with a wry smile:

"I don't want you to go through this muddy water, and you don't have to go."

"There's no need to say anything!" Tears welled up in her eyes, "Kanai is working hard, she can sacrifice herself for the father she loves, so what about me! I want to do something for you too!"

I was so surprised that I was speechless for a long time.

"Go and clean up, I'll only wait for you for 10 minutes." I patted her on the head with a smile.

The author has something to say: Puff, finally finished writing~ Today I will continue to write the next chapter~~

Oh ho ho ~

Well, Ivan's name, I forgot to explain last time,

It's Envy jealousy, from The Seven Deadly Sins.

It matches his long pink hair~~ [covering mouth and laughing]

[Kick fly, what a logic! 】

Well, that's not the point~

By the way, I feel that the image of Mr. Water Grass has been completely OOC by us...

Minasan, don't beat us up... [Holding head]

There is also the password of aquatic plants: cavalry.

In fact, when we used to watch some movies, there was a computer program whose password was cavalry.

I wrote it down at the time, but I forgot the name of the movie... OTZ

In addition, black phone bugs can't distinguish human voices, and probably can't eavesdrop in a targeted manner.

For the development of the plot here, we have slightly changed it,

I still hope that Minasan will look into it~ Hehe...

By the way, don’t Minasan think that the ham sausage is very cute~~ oh oh oh oh oh