[Pirates] Intelligence dealers don't sell cute

Turning off the TV, I threw away the remote control in my hand.Lying on the sofa wrapped in a quilt, I turned to stare straight at the aquatic plants in the apron that steamed egg custard for me.As if feeling the malicious gaze, Kira shuddered and turned her head, her dark purple eyes were extremely innocent.

"Hey, I said Kira..." I held my chin and smiled wickedly.

"What, what are you doing?" He obviously lacked confidence.

"I'm a little bored watching TV, so..." I hesitated to speak.

"So?" He felt terrified, this woman's ability to torture people is simply god-level.It is especially double when he is sick, and he has already tossed him n times in a morning.

For example:

It was rare for her to wake up earlier (at 11 o'clock, two hours earlier than usual...=_=), and then rolled on the bed.It's okay to roll around, Kira just pretended that he didn't see it.

But the point is: after she rolled for a while, she began to feel that the curtains were not thick enough and the sunlight was too glaring, so she forced him to go to Fengdao to buy thick curtains at a special price.Later, after he got on the boat to Wind Island, she called and said: "Ah, Kira, you don't need to go to Wind Island~ I'm just joking~ Actually, it's good to bask in the sun Well~" Since Lieutenant General Sakaski is in the cabin next door to him, and he heard that he is going to Fengdao to buy things for his daughter, he can't force the captain to sail back, so he can only jump into the sea and swim back to Christie...

After he entered the house wet, she said in great surprise: "Water plants, you have water plants stuck to your body..." He didn't bother to pay attention to her confused thoughts, and took a quick shower.While brushing her hair, she was lying on the bed and said she was bored. She wanted to watch TV but refused to leave by herself, so she insisted on him carrying her there.I finally got her on the sofa, poured her wine, turned on the TV, and finally gave her the remote control with both hands.

After watching it for a while, she started yelling that the TV was not good, "It's all because of Kira, you affected the signal." He was shot innocently while lying down. "If you get me a bowl of egg custard, maybe the signal will be fine." She tilted her head and smiled, and his scalp was numb...

【Back to the present】

"So Kira-kun, can you do a hula dance for me?" I rubbed my chin and looked at him.

And he answered me with a silent pan.

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"What are you doing?" Kira watched his hard-working custard being fed spoonful by spoonful to the phone bug, his heart twitched!

"Hey phone bug." I said in a flat tone, and touched the phone bug with a happy face with my index finger.

"..." Kira wrote all over his face, "Then do you need to feed it with the rice I cooked!".

"So, is Betty coming back for lunch today?" I casually changed the subject.

"I made a bento box for her, and I'll send it to her later." The virtuous person//Wife Mizuno took off her apron, and carefully put the bento box into a cute cloth bag with a rabbit printed on it.

"Do you know where she is?" I squinted at the guy who got lost on Wind Island last time.

"I'll call and ask!" He didn't bother to argue with me, and turned around to get the phone bug to dial.

[this morning]

"Sister, can I go out, meow? I want to draw the sea of ​​Christie." Betty tidied up her drawing board and tools, and dressed as if she was about to go out for an outing.

"Oh, no problem, be careful, remember to take the phone bug with you, ah, by the way, take two knives and guns out by the way, the bullets must be fully loaded." I gnawed on an apple and told her casually.

Betty (#－－)/.: I just went to sketch...

"Can't go!" Waterweed stopped Betty unexpectedly. "What if we encounter the Navy!"

"Hey, it's normal for her to meet the navy, okay!? Do you think she is also a wanted criminal!?" I waved my hand helplessly.

Betty (#－－)/.: Having said all that, I really just went to sketch...

…………

The phone bug who was chewing his meal suddenly twitched (...), spit out the egg custard in his mouth, and sprayed it all over me.And standing on the other side of the sofa, the water plant holding the microphone in his hand and I looked at each other, and then turned to look at the phone bug on the table that was blu blu bawling, and suddenly understood something...

"Why is this phone bug here with you!" Shui Cao took a paper folding fan and slapped my head hard.

"I just want to feed it some food, who knows that I accidentally forgot to give it to Betty..." I rubbed my head aggrievedly.

"Then you will deliver the bento instead." He forced the cloth bag to me.

"Why should I go! I'm a patient!" I shouted at the top of my voice.

"Yo, you're really over your head as a patient." He glanced at me.

"..." I was speechless.

"Secondly, you are knowledgeable and won't get lost." He came to a conclusion with certainty.

"..." Still speechless.

"In the end, I was too conspicuous to go out, and you were not easily recognized." He smiled.

"Why won't I be recognized!" I finally found the chance to fight back.

"Look at your passerby's face before you talk!" He rolled his eyes.

"You are the passerby!! I am the real heroine!!" I was completely mad.

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Today is a sunny day.

Pressing the straw hat on top of her head, Betty carefully put down the wooden easel, spread the paper on the drawing board and clamped it with clips, and took out various painting tools from the backpack.Touching the paintbrush that was obviously not cheap and the label that had been deliberately torn off with her fingertips, Betty suddenly wanted to laugh at Kraun's trouble.At the beginning, she just threw it to herself casually, and said lightly that it was just a street stall.

Standing on the stone embankment, you can have a panoramic view of the distant scenery.

In the blue sky, there are only a few wisps of pure white clouds rolled up, like white paint accidentally dripped.There are a few sailboats cruising on the sea in the distance, and the navy's patrol ship splashes waves and water from time to time.Because of Lieutenant General Sakaski's garrison, compared to other islands in the turbulent South China Sea, Kristi is considered a paradise.

Holding the brush tightly, Betty dipped some dark green paint.When I was still in Fengdao, I was like Huahai—this extraordinary sea.It's just that I can't always write.Betty knew what kind of sea she wanted to paint, but as long as she picked up the pen, she would always think of other people's gossip.

Under the influence of such a confused mind, how could Betty be able to calm down and paint?Fortunately, don't worry about those boring things now.

Wanting to see more clearly, Betty stopped writing, moved a few steps to the side of the stone embankment near the sea, and squatted down to carefully observe the dark green sea water.The waves beat the stone embankment leisurely and leisurely, so free.When Betty was in a daze, a splash of water splashed from the sea, and a human head popped out suddenly. Betty was so startled that she leaned back and sat on the ground.

A girl who looked about ten years old took off her diving goggles, shook her wet light blue hair, her delicate face was like a doll, and her lake blue eyes looked innocently at Betty.

"Did it scare you? I'm so sorry." She apologized seriously, grabbed a waterproof bag, and climbed up the stone embankment skillfully.He took out a bath towel from his bag and wiped his body.But Betty was still in a daze, staring blankly at the girl wiping her hair and braiding it into two braids.

She was not annoyed by Betty's scrutiny, but explained obediently, "Dad said, no matter where she is, girls must maintain a dignified image."

While talking, she found the easel that had been standing beside it for a long time, and ran over to look at it with great interest.Betty quickly patted her skirt and stood up. Before Betty could speak, she clicked her tongue in admiration:

"The painting is so beautiful."

"Eh? Is that meow? I've just started~" Betty's face quickly turned red.

"It looks pretty good now." She smiled and continued to look at the painting, which was still mostly white, with only a few dark green lines outlined.

"I'm Kana." She extended her hand in a friendly manner and introduced herself in a well-bred way.

"Betty." Qianqian shook hands, and this friend was finally made.

Friendship is actually so simple.There is not enough time for children to have too many conflicts of interest and love and hatred.

"My father said that when you meet a new friend, you must first announce your name to be a polite and good boy." Kana sat on the edge of the stone embankment wrapped in a bath towel, and even Betty couldn't help worrying whether she would fall, just thinking about it Now that she can swim, there's nothing to worry about.

"Ganai, why do you always like to mention Dad?" Betty put down her brush and sat next to Ganai.

"Eh? Didn't you stop painting? Didn't you say you haven't finished painting yet?" Kana was a little surprised.

"It's already done. Didn't Kana say that it's already good." Betty smiled.

"It's not perfect, but it's not inferior to others." Kana looked down at the sea, thoughtful, mature like an adult, "Life is probably like this, right?"

"Yeah." Betty nodded.

"Hey, Betty, are you curious about Kanai's father?" She had a childish smile on her face, and Betty felt that only such a smile should appear on the face of a girl of this age.

"Actually... also..." Betty suddenly didn't want to ask the bottom line so much, "If you don't want to say..."

"Kanai's father is a very powerful person! Kana likes him very much!" Her face was flushed, and the smile on the corner of her mouth was so sweet that sugar was about to overflow.

"Say it so strongly!" Betty's eyes were full of admiration.

"Right~" She also smiled brightly.

"Dad went to Fengdao today, and he said he would buy a limited edition doll for Kana~" Kana's tone was unavoidably showing off.

"That's great..." Betty thought of the two useless woods at home... There was no way to compare with others...

= _ =

"What about your mother, Ganai?" Betty unconsciously asked a wound that shouldn't be touched.

"She..." Kana was stunned for a moment, "Kana was killed by pirates when Kana was very young."

"I'm sorry...I..." Betty panicked.

"It's okay, Kana is not sad anymore." She forced a smile. "That's why Dad will work very hard to be a good navy."

"Eh? Navy?" Betty's subconscious mind popped out the word "escape" because she had been with the criminals Crohn and Kira for a long time.

"It's handsome!" Kanai smiled proudly.

"Hmm." Betty felt guilty.

"So Kana hates pirates the most." She frowned.

"Maybe, uh, I mean maybe, there are good people among the pirates..."

Betty thinks that Sister Clawen and Brother Kira can make up the number (Crowne: Hey!), and the "red hedgehog" that sister said before (Kidd: Hey!) is not a bad person.When she was in Fengdao, she heard that he killed many people, but she knew that those people were not good, they laughed at his dreams!He deserved to be killed!Even if killing people is wrong, human dreams are noble and should never be despised and ridiculed by anyone!What's more, he saved his life in Fengdao.

"But Dad is also very tired," Kana's tone softened, with a distressed look, "I always deal with documents until early in the morning, and I get injured when catching pirates, and I'm often scolded for being cold-blooded when punishing my subordinates... But Dad is just fulfilling his duties as a navy, he wants to catch more pirates and protect innocent people. Such a position and responsibility force Dad not to soften his heart or hesitate." Her tears flowed quietly.

"So Kana is also working hard!" She smiled firmly, "Kana wants to grow up quickly, so that she can help Dad!"

Betty stared blankly at this girl who had a good life. Fate made her much more mature than her peers who should not have shouldered such a burden.

She really wants to tell Kanai now: You have grown up.

When I was this age, was I still acting like a baby in the arms of my parents?

Not everyone can be cared as carefully as a diamond, without any negligence or damage.What more people have to face is the heavy hammer of fate.Just like casting a sword, it is melted into molten iron in a high-temperature furnace, and then it is beaten and cast.

When enduring deep-seated pain, some people choose to escape, give up on themselves, and complain about others. In the end, of course, they can only be regarded as scrap iron by fate and throw them away mercilessly.Some people choose to grit their teeth and endure all the hardships, and they will never give up even if they are covered in bruises!

Whether to turn into scrap iron or a sword, everything is up to you.

At any time, Kanai's alluring appearance can't compare with her heart.

"Betty!" I saw her easel from afar, and waved at her triumphantly.

"Sister~" She threw herself into my arms happily, and when I looked up at me, I found tears in her eyes.

"This is..." I pretended not to know the daughter of the Sakalski family.

"She's Kanai, she's my good friend." Betty pushed her to me and introduced her excitedly.

"I'm Betty's sister Ian." I smiled, trying to look friendly.

"Hi sister, I'm Kana. Dad said...&*%￥#@..."

"Ah, sister, why are you here meow?" Betty finally realized the point.

"Here," I lifted the lunch box and shook it. I dared to go out safely only after the water plant promised to clean the room and never go out. "You Ji... Brother Shuicao made it for you." I swallowed the name "Kira" dryly, so dangerous!Almost gave up on Sakalski's "invisible intelligence spies".

"Exactly, he made a lot, it should be enough for the two of you to eat." I smiled and patted Kana's head, this is called "sugar-coated cannonballs"!

"Eh? Is Kana's share too?" She pointed at herself.

"Of course." Betty laughed.

"Yeah." She looked very happy, and bowed to me politely. "Although Dad said...&*%￥#@... But, thank you for the hospitality. Because Dad said...&*%￥#@..."

I listened to Kana's "Daddy said... Daddy said... Daddy said..." with a big head, well, I know you are a father-controller, but can you stop talking so proudly?

"Ah, this is for you." I handed Betty the phone bug that was full of food and drink, full of energy, "I'll go home first."

"Hmm~ sister, go slowly~" The two waved their hands politely.Vaguely heard Kana started again: "Dad said...&*%￥#@..."

On the way back, I couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Yeah, my girl has become close friends with the daughter of the Navy family..."

"This is a very difficult thing to do..."

The author has something to say: First: Regarding the title of the chapter, it’s actually because I’ve been watching the allure chapter of "Gintama" recently~

Second: The sentences in the summary are from "The Biography of Foreign Relatives in Hanshu";

Third: Kana is definitely not a soy sauce passerby!

Fourth: I suddenly feel that Akainu also has his difficulties... (← Watch and shoot bricks!)

Fifth: Regarding the diamonds and swords mentioned in the article, in fact, I read Rui Chenggang's book "Between Virtuality and Reality" a few days ago, and I suddenly felt it. Don't pay too much attention to Minasan...

Sixth: "Dad said...&*%￥#@..." This is the fixed sentence pattern of Kana-chan.

Seventh: This is Mr. Manuscript Box, we actually finished writing it in the early morning.

Eighth: In the next chapter, there may be a side story, and the content will probably be about Betty's encounter with the red-haired hedgehog on Wind Island~

Ninth: Good night, Minasan~

☆, [Fanwai] Thorns without thorns

Wind Island has always had a climate of summer only, so the islanders have to endure the scorching heat all the time.The vicious sun seems to never be covered by dark clouds, and the pedestrians on the street are always in a hurry.The elders who are used to the hot weather pay special attention to such a sunny day. They say that although it is extremely hot, it is much better than an island that is always cloudy.

Betty also heard from the old people that there really is an island in the great voyage, which is always cloudy and never sees the sun.Although it sounds like nothing, but the records of that island will be kept for ten days. Many crew members who arrived there are waiting for a long time, killing all hope and becoming more and more depressed...

It's just that Betty thinks that such an island is not bad, isn't it just a cloudy day, as long as it is not hot, like Christie, it would be great.

Speaking of Christie, the family is also working hard to make money. When parents go out to buy goods, they touch her head and tell her that they will be back soon, and the family can move to Christie by then. went.Betty stood obediently on the pier to see them off, smiling and waving, without crying or pestering them.

Although people around her praised her, saying that she is really a strong and good boy.But she hated the sound.

She just believed that they would not lie to herself.

So when the news of the shipwreck came, her heart was filled with disbelief rather than sadness.

On the day of the funeral, the wind island was overcast and cloudy, and the sun finally disappeared.The people who complained a lot in the past finally remembered its goodness.

At the time, it was only common.

It is said to be a funeral, but in fact it is just a tomb of clothes.The boat they were on was said to have been sucked into the vortex. Not to mention the corpses, even the wreckage of the boat could not be found.After the funeral, she declined the relatives who wanted to adopt her, and she wanted to protect this small grocery store with her own strength.

The matter of moving to Christie was thus shelved.

When passing the corner of the street, there are always people whispering behind her: "Is that her... how pitiful..."

And she also began to ask herself, but she couldn't find anything that was really worthy of "poor".

There is nothing so "poor", as long as you are still alive!Live will not let them down!

Her smile never faded, and she was able to manage the business well by herself, which made the adults in the neighborhood admire her. Taking her as an example, she educated the young children of her own age who could only be mischievous.But no one saw that she hugged her trembling body tightly with her backhand every night, and the pillow was soaked with tears. The next morning, she would smile again.

What day is it?

I came back by boat by myself, pushing a small cart of goods with some difficulty.It was getting late, and I walked slowly towards home.

When she was cornered by a group of gangsters, Betty suddenly realized how bloody the world is (...).Probably because there is a pirate called "Eusta Skid" who is messing around recently, so the law and order of Wind Island has dropped significantly.During this period of time, a vicious robbery gang also appeared, and they always killed people after they robbed the money.Unexpectedly, I called myself to stand up today.

They deliberately played with knives and guns, intending to intimidate her.Rude words, asking her to hand over her hard-earned things.

She wasn't afraid of anything, and calmly calculated her loss in her heart.

The leader of the thugs roughly pressed her shoulders, pushed her to the wall, and pressed the bright cold blade against her cheek.His eyes wandered over her body maliciously, but she was just hating, hating herself for being weak.On the street in the evening, she couldn't get any help, so she could only let the merman fish her.

"Hey, you guys, you are blocking my way." The tall man with red hair like a hedgehog appeared beside him with a wine bottle in his hand, reeking of alcohol.

For the person who suddenly appeared to find fault, they were all stunned.

"Didn't you hear that?" The man smiled evilly, "I'm telling you to get out."

The gangsters finally came back to their senses, and walked forward with a fierce look on their faces.But he had a calm face.

After the gunshot, she couldn't help exclaiming, worried about the safety of the man.The crackling sound kept ringing, "Reflex!" Betty only heard a few swishing sounds, and before everyone could react, the gangsters who were leading the battle had already been shot and fell to the ground.Betty felt that they were so pitiful for the reckless publicity, and the latter might have a chance to escape.But it didn't take long for Betty to realize that she was thinking too naively.

He had a cruel smile—like a beast, moving his neck, his knuckles creaking.Take out the weapon that is always ready in front of your chest, hold the knife in your left hand and the gun in your right.

Obviously, he has already ignited the killing intent.

Annoy the grumpy beast, but don't expect to make it back alive!

Bending down to avoid the dagger that A stabbed at his own eyes, Kidd pulled the trigger on B who was facing the loaded head first, and after a headshot, he turned around and dealt with A who turned back. Kidd didn't go directly, but He leaned over and put his hands on the ground, clamped the opponent's ankle joints with his legs, and turned away. A was already lying on the ground, powerless to fight back.Kidd aimed at the heart of C who was rushing from the right, and the dagger in his left hand pierced through the back of A's head at the same time.Facing D who was speeding towards him, Kidd lay face up on the ground, raised his hand and stabbed D in the chest several times.

Wiping the hot blood off his face, Kidd didn't relax a bit when facing the guys who were frightened by this posture.He understands that it is taboo to underestimate the enemy.

Only a calm and merciless guy is the winner on the battlefield.

Everyone looked at each other, considering that guns were useless against Kidd, they could only muster up the courage to rush forward.And Betty's legs softened, and she knelt down on the ground. The bloody killing still made her tremble with fear. She didn't dare to think, if she insisted on forcing herself to do such a one-to-many, would she still be able to survive?

The bullets were exhausted, E reached out to snatch Kidd's knife, but Kidd threw the knife forward, hit F's neck in front of him, grabbed E's hand, and twisted it hard, so Betty heard a click Crash.Dropping the pistol, Kidd kicked the useless gun at G's head.Turning around, he let go of E's hand, and after pulling out the distance, he raised his leg and slashed his head.

G, who was lying on the ground, still refused to admit defeat, jumped up suddenly, and punched Kidd's face with a strong punch, but Kidd was not in a hurry, raised his right hand calmly, clenched his fist, and disarmed the attacker. Most of the strength and ruthlessness, and then changed hands, the attacker yelled because his arms were twisted, inadvertently exposing his fragile abdomen.Kidd saw the timing, and a beautiful cross kick hit the opponent's abdomen, and the man was kicked to the wall with merciless force.

Even Betty, who was on the sidelines, thought it must be very painful...

The other gangster also cheered up, and swung his arm to hit Kidd's neck. His desperate spirit was admirable, but his skills were not as good as others, and he was stopped by Kidd's right arm.Kidd was not in a hurry to fight back, with a bad expression on his face.The man didn't give up, he raised his leg and kicked Kidd's waist, but he was still blocked.Seeming to be tired of playing, Kidd swung his hand into a fist, hit the opponent's abdomen hard, and then took advantage of the flaw of bending over in pain, and pushed down with an elbow, hitting him hard on the back. After falling heavily on the ground , a random kick, kicking him against the wall.When the man hit it, it seemed that his back hurt his cervical spine, and he stopped moving when he tilted his head.

In an instant, there was only one corpse left.

Betty felt incredible about the sudden counterattack, and just wanted to say thank you, but the man just waved his hand.

"I've said it all, it's just that they blocked my way."

When he walked in unsteadily, she recognized his face as Eustace Kidd, the bounty criminal who caused a lot of trouble in the South China Sea and committed various crimes.

"I've seen you." Betty said cautiously.

"Huh?" He turned his head and squinted his golden eyes to look down at her.

"Before I went to the supermarket to buy something, I saw you and a man running out of the pub covered in blood."

"Aren't you afraid?" Kidd became slightly interested.

"Although, although..." Thinking of the killing just now and the fresh life she once had, she was afraid of that word, "Killing, killing, is wrong! But, sometimes it can be forgiven."

"A person's dream is noble, and should never be despised and ridiculed by anyone!" She continued in a vigorous manner.

"Then kid," Kidd gulped down the last drink, threw the bottle with his hands, the glass shattered on the dilapidated wall, and glistening shards fell, "Do you think ONEPIECE exists?"

"I've been chasing it all the time, but there are always a lot of people laughing at it. It's really a lot... No matter how hard I kill it, I can't finish it..."

"ONEPIECE?" Seeing her bewildered face, Kidd suddenly felt that it was an idiotic thing for him to discuss dreams with a brat.

"Son and the others are still waiting for me to go back." Thinking this way, Kidd took back the dagger and pistol, wiped them clean, put them away, and planned to leave.

"Although I don't know much about ONEPIECE, I don't dare to make a judgment," Betty finally stood up, "but if that is your dream, go for it! One day you will find it!"

The last ray of sunshine passed over her cheeks, and her flawless smile was so dazzling.

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"Boss Kidd!" Bruce excitedly ran up to Kidd, holding up the reward order dropped by the seagull.

"What's wrong?" The red-haired hedgehog was in a bad mood.

"Look, this is a new reward order!" Bruce was out of breath with excitement, "Boss, you are now offering a reward of 7000 million!"

Kidd took the case, grabbed the paper in Bruce's hand, and frowned while looking at his arrogant photo:

"Who the hell took this photo! It's so ugly!"

Everyone: "..."

"Proceed with the order: I will take a new photo and send it to the naval station when I arrive at Fengdao later!!"

Everyone: "..."

Navigator: "But boss, we are a little far away from Wind Island now."

Red-haired hedgehog (stares): "What did you say!?"

Navigator (panicked): "Ah, uh, I mean obey!"

The red-haired hedgehog opened a can of beer contentedly, watching the busy people on the boat and the sparkling sea...

The author has something to say: Want to ask me how I feel now?In fact, two words are enough to sum it up:

"Fuck//Trough!!"

In fact, we wrote this chapter in [-] words at the beginning...

I felt that it was too cheating, so I started to modify it again, and added a fight scene...

So in the end, three thousand two came out!

I am very pleased...

[Is it really a man to tell the truth so bluntly? ! ! 】

Ah, yes, one very important thing:

The fighting scenes that appear in the article refer to some scenes in "Resident Evil 4" and "Resident Evil 5".

Minasan knows it well, we are incompetent star players,

So the table is too much to pursue~~ Hehe... [unscrupulous laugh]

And, finally, the future fight scenes will probably also refer to Resident Evil or something, and we will definitely explain in detail when the time comes!

Minasan, good night~~