In cos, the post-dimensional wall is cracked

60

After Heshang Wanqi left, we stayed in the house doing nothing for several days, and my book has already changed to the third one.Not to mention that there are quite a variety of books here, probably because of the common reasons with the universe.

I was flipping through a collection of poems recently, and suddenly I felt as if I could write them myself.I shook my head and let go of this sudden thought: how could I write poetry?It might be too pretentious.

For this idea, I actually find it a little funny.

Dazai was reading a book while resting his chin in boredom, when he saw me shaking his head, he leaned over and said, "Chuya, what's wrong?"

I looked at Dazai's approaching face, and spoke out my thoughts just now out of nowhere. After I finished speaking, I felt bad. Didn't this just give Dazai a chance to laugh at me?I am a little annoyed.

Dazai didn't immediately taunt me as usual, but changed to a more serious posture, tilting his head as if he was thinking about something.He thought for a while, then looked into my eyes and said, "Chuya, why don't you try it, after we go back."

I was a little surprised, and raised my hand to touch Dazai's forehead: "Do you know what you're talking about? You don't have a fever, do you?"

Dazai ducked his head and took my hand. Instead of complaining like usual, he looked at me seriously and said, "I'm serious, Chuya, go try it."

As if bewitched by Dazai's eyes, I couldn't help but nodded.Then he reacted immediately, and said in a cover-up manner: "Why are you talking about this suddenly? It's like setting a flag."

The corner of Dazai's mouth twitched, he pushed my hand away and complained, "Chuya really ruins the atmosphere."

I replied unconvinced: "Obviously it is, what you said doesn't look like what is the flag?"

Dazai covered his ears with his hands, and shook his head desperately: "If you don't listen to it, you can read the scriptures! I'm talking about serious things!"

It sounded so strange to me, but I couldn't figure out what was so strange, so I had no choice but to say nothing.I pulled Dazai's hand covering his ears and said, "I'm not wrong, but why did you say this suddenly? Writing poetry or something, are you sure?"

Dazai looked at me with bright eyes, and said, "Sure, Chuya, go try it! If it's you, it will definitely work!"

I turned my head somewhat uncomfortably, not to look at Dazai, feeling my ears were burning, and muttered: "Really, I actually said such a thing." Then I said loudly and concealed: "Yes, I understand, I'll be there."

Dazai seemed to have succeeded in something, and laughed like a fox.Looking at Dazai's smile, I felt as if I had fallen into a pit.Forget it, isn't it just writing poetry?Maybe it really worked out.but…

"Then Dazai, you have to write a book for me, how about just writing "Journey to Another World"?" I smiled, how could it be possible that I am the only one writing it, you have to write it too!

"Ah—" Dazai said in a drawn-out tone, "Since Chuya said so, then I'll try it."

Um? ? ?I looked at Dazai suspiciously, so straightforward?

Dazai curled his lips, threw himself on me, and pressed my head frantically: "You idiot Chuya, your expression is too revealing! Don't keep conspiring about me!"

I struggled to get rid of Dazai, and while running my hands through my hair, I shouted angrily: "Bastard Dazai! Don't press me down, don't you know how much I weigh?!"

Dazai said indifferently: "Really, so what if you press it? It won't make you short." He said with a smile: "After all, you are already short enough hahahahahaha!"

After he finished speaking, he dodged to the right, just dodging my attack.I sneered, and swept my legs, Dazai quickly backed away, but unfortunately he forgot that his physical skills were not good, and in his haste, his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell directly to the ground.

I looked at him condescendingly, folded my arms and said, "If you don't want me to cut your leg, shut up! You bastard!"

While rubbing his knees, Dazai said pitifully: "Wow, the violent little slug is really scary! Obviously I was talking nicely to you, but you beat me at the slightest disagreement. I am so miserable!" As he spoke, he secretly glanced at me with the end of his eyes.

It looked wretched.This sentence suddenly popped up in my mind.Hiss——, I couldn't help being startled, how could such an idea appear?Did Dazai drug me?

I trembled, Dazai was still on the ground looking at me pitifully.Forget it, let him go this time.

I still gave in.

I walked over and kicked his calf: "Hey, don't pretend, get up, I didn't use much strength."

Dazai let out an exaggerated cry, and said with an expression of disbelief, "How can this be called useless?!"

I rolled my eyes at him and said, "Okay, I'm still pretending to be addicted." I stretched out my hand and pulled him up.

Dazai got up and patted his clothes, muttering and complaining: "Chuya is really getting less and less cute."

I let out a "huh" and said, "I'm really sorry."

Dazai waved his hands pretending to be modest, and said to me, "No need to apologize."

I stepped directly on Dazai's foot, crushed it, and looked at him with a smile.

Dazai grinned hoarsely, kicked his foot, and made a truce gesture to me.

Oh, spicy chicken.

61

In the afternoon, Sakata Gintoki came over.

I let him sit first, and I went to the kitchen to make tea.As soon as he put the tea on the table and sat down, Sakata Gintoki said with an aggrieved look: "You guys are having a pretty good life these days, but Yinsang, I'm so busy these days that I'm going to spend half my life. The sugar isn’t replenished properly! It’s all thanks to Dazai, you bastard!”

Dazai smiled, and spread himself out on the sofa: "You can't say that, didn't I just want to help you? You came here now, there is a result, right?"

I sat on the side, crossed my legs, and watched the show lazily with my chin propped on my right hand.

Sakata Yinshi poured a cup of tea, swallowed it with a distorted expression, and shouted: "What kind of ghost tea is this! It's so bitter! It's full of sugar, Yinsang, I need sugar! Help!" The cup was thrown on the table and rolled on the sofa.

I rolled my eyes and said, "You'd better look for sugar in your dreams, there's none here. If you have something to say, talk and fart quickly."

Sakata Gintoki sat up, scratched his hair, and made his naturally curly hair even more messy: "Young people nowadays! They swear at every turn, didn't your old mother in the country teach you the principles of life?! Know respect, respect!"

I took a sip of tea, held the cup, looked at Yinshi Sakata and said, "Sorry, there really isn't one."

Sakata Yinshi was stunned, as if thinking of something, with an embarrassed look, he laughed dryly a few times, and changed the subject and said, "Well, the captives of the Heavenly Daoists have contacted the headquarters of the Heavenly Daoists, and they will arrive on Earth in three days' time."

No, what are you misunderstanding? ? ?Why do you always like to misunderstand? !

Dazai straightened up a little bit, a little bit interested: "Are you allied with Takasugi and the others?"

Sakata Gintoki's face was colorful, and after a long time, he said with a reluctant look: "It's not an alliance, after all, we are all students of the teacher. It's better to be together in this kind of thing."

Dazai chuckled lightly: "So it's the 'Battle of Seizing the Master'?"

"What kind of adolescent girl are you?! And you have such a sticky name, Ah Yin, I'm almost disgusted to death!" Sakata Yinshi twitched the corners of his mouth, raised his hand and dug his ears and complained.

I can't help but have fun.

When Tian Yin finished speaking, he stood up, flicked his tail finger, and waved to us: "Anyway, you should be prepared, the main force will still be you. Ah Yin, I will leave first. I haven't had a good rest for so long. After the matter is over, Ah Yin, I must ask the teacher to make red bean rice as compensation."

Dazai pointed at me lazily and said, "I'm a mental school, so of course this kind of physical work is done by Chuya! If you want to talk about the main force, Chuya should be the right one."

So why are you so natural?Am I just a coolie bastard? !Don't tell me anything, I have to do coolie for you!

I suppressed my anger, and gave Sakata Gintoki a stiff smile.Sakata Yinshi couldn't help shaking his whole body when he smiled at me, and said: "Ayin, I'm leaving, goodbye!" After speaking, he ran away neatly.

I turned my head to look at Dazai, showing a nuclear smile: "I'm almost hitting the bottom boss, can you tell me something?"

Dazai hahaha twice, expressing that he doesn't understand what I'm talking about, he doesn't know anything.

I looked at Dazai tenderly and said, "Leg or arm, let's talk."

Dazai shook his head stiffly, and asked, "Can I choose nothing?"

I stepped forward and grabbed his collar: "No, dear, I have to choose one."

Dazai froze, fell back like a dead fish and said, "I choose to die."

Oh, it's up to you.