In cos, the post-dimensional wall is cracked
Chapter 18
58
Dazai and I quarreled back and forth on the bed for a while, and Dazai suddenly said, "Chuya, do you still remember the girl who was a time traveler in Master House?"
"Remember, what's wrong?" I asked Dazai suspiciously.
Dazai turned over, faced me and said, "She's a princess now."
Oh, princess... wait, princess? ? ?
What the hell?
I looked at Dazai in a daze, and asked, "What did you do?"
Dazai smiled mysteriously.
I took a deep breath and said, "You really know how to play."
Changed all the princesses of the country, and played big enough, it is estimated that the general was also controlled by Dazai.
"Hahaha, thank you for the compliment~" Dazai smiled triumphantly.
I suddenly remembered something, looked Dazai up and down with my head tilted, and asked with a serious face: "Hey Dazai, have you taken a bath yet?"
Dazai's face froze, he laughed dryly twice, and said, "It seems not."
I got up and kicked Dazai out of the bed: "How dare you go to my bed without taking a shower?! Get out of here and take a shower!"
"Huh? Chuya, so you can sleep in your bed after you take a shower?" Dazai's eyes were shining brightly, and he gave special effects of "pk, pk" like a beautiful anime girl.
I just rolled my eyes and sent him a word: "Get lost."
"It's quite beautiful to think about." I muttered while looking at Dazai's back bent over to pick up his clothes.
"What's so beautiful?" Dazai suddenly turned to face me, put his hands on the top of my head, and stared at me.
? ? ?What's wrong with leaning on me without taking a shower?
Frowning, I pushed Dazai's head away, and asked, "Stay away from me, you're so dirty."
Dazai snorted, and continued to ask: "What am I thinking so beautifully?"
I kicked Dazai's calf to urge him, and said casually, "Just pretend, don't think I don't know."
"Oh, what does the dog know?" Dazai stood up straight and looked at me condescendingly.
I don't like the angle of looking up, so I pulled Dazai directly, let him sit on the ground, then looked at him with satisfaction and said, "Oh, you just saw that I just took a shower, and you deliberately wanted to smear me dirty. Now, you still want to stain my bed sheet, so you can laugh at me." I smiled triumphantly, "Unfortunately, I saw through it all."
Osamu Dazai looked up at me, sighed deeply: "Oh, I knew it." Then he got up and walked to the bathroom very simply.
"What's wrong? What do you know?! Hey Dazai! Talk!" I was dazed by Dazai's sigh.
What are you doing? !Really, Dazai always likes to say half and keep half!It's annoying!
I simply ignored Dazai, picked up the hair dryer to dry my hair, and fell asleep wrapped in a blanket.
Whatever you like, I won't play with you anymore.
When I was in a fuzzy sleep, I felt that there was a sound in my ear, which was very disturbing.I vaguely thought that there were still mosquitoes in this season, and I waved my hand to drive them away, but fell asleep in the next second.
Before going to bed, there is only one thought in my mind: the sound of this mosquito sounds like a human being, and mosquitoes in this world can become sperm...
59
When he woke up the next day, Dazai was gone.After I washed up, I went to the kitchen and found a breakfast on the table with a small note next to it.It read: Chuya, idiot, I'll be right back after breakfast.
I just crumpled the note into a ball and threw it into the trash can.Then I looked at the breakfast suspiciously, worried that Dazai was going to kill me.
I hesitated for a while, and took a tentative sip——
Taste buds explode, pupils dilate
What the hell did I eat? ? ?
I felt my brain go blank for a moment, and then I saw a spoon in my hand and made a puzzled voice: "What did I just do? Oh, I'm having breakfast."
I followed the place where I dug a spoonful, and then I spooned it down and stuffed it into my mouth.
I feel like my soul went for a walk
After recovering, I looked at the breakfast in front of me and the spoon in my hand, and felt something was wrong.
Why do I have no impression of eating these things?
No, absolutely not.I looked at the breakfast in front of me, lost in thought.
All of a sudden, I heard a knock on the door. I walked over and saw that it was Kawagami Wanqi who was carrying a shamisen.When I opened the door, he bowed to me and said, "Lord Zhongyuan, good morning, I'm here to tell you what's going to happen."
I nodded and asked him to come in, and suddenly remembered something and asked him: "Have you had breakfast?"
Heshang Wanqi just sat down on the sofa, and was taken aback by my question: "Ah, I've eaten."
I hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Would you like to eat some more?" After thinking about it, I added: "That's right, I can't finish eating too much, so I want you to help me out." I'm sorry, Mr. Heshang, let me Help me find the way!Take it as my reward for helping you fight the game.
Wanqi Heshang obviously didn't expect such a situation to happen, so he nodded without reacting for a while.I asked him to wait for a while, and I went into the kitchen to get a new bowl and spoon, washed them, packed my breakfast and brought it to Wanqi Heshang: "Please use it."
Wanqi Heshang dug a mouthful with a spoon and put it in his mouth. His expression suddenly paused and he fell down.
The pour is crisp and neat, like touching porcelain, and you can still see something like a soul floating out of your mouth...
? ? ?Is this a fucking bioweapon? !
I took away the bowl of breakfast in horror, and put my trembling hand under the nose of Wanqi on the river.Ah, okay, still breathing.I couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief, and then sighed sincerely: "It's great that I didn't fall down."
I broke Wanqi Heshang's movements and made him lie on the sofa more comfortably.Then he dumped all the breakfast into the trash can, looked at the food with disgust, and started to have a headache.Wanqi on the river will wake up later, how should I explain it?
Before I could think about it for long, Wanqi on the river woke up.He opened his eyes in a daze, sat up abruptly and said to me: "I'm sorry, Mr. Zhongyuan, I don't know why I just fell asleep here."
I looked him up and down, and asked strangely, "Do you remember what happened earlier?"
Wanqi Heshang hesitated for a moment, and said, "I remember that I just said hello and sat down after I entered the door, and then I lost consciousness. When I woke up, I found that I was lying on the sofa and fell asleep."
My God, Dazai's cooking can still make people lose their memory? !I can't help admiring, what kind of talent is this!If Dazai engages in torture, he will definitely be a great talent.
Since Wanqi Heshang didn't remember anything, I decided not to tell him, so as not to remind him of the psychological shadow.
I nodded and said, "It's okay, you can continue."
"Yes, Mr. Central Plains. After the doctor's treatment, Mr. Takasugi has woken up. And, after interrogation, the people in the organization of the Tiandao Clan who were arrested have given information that the Tiandao Clan will occupy the earth and seize the earth's energy." On the river Wan Qi said seriously.
I sat on another single sofa, raised my right leg, tapped the armrest of the sofa with my fingers, and said, "Did they say anything about the plan?"
Wanqi Kawagami shook his head: "Not really. Mr. Takasugi means to ask you and Mr. Dazai first."
I raised my eyebrows, Takasugi Shinsuke doesn't look like this kind of person, what did Dazai do?
"Dazai is not here now, do you want to wait for him here?" I asked Wanqi Heshang.
Heshang Wanqi clasped his hands in front of his stomach, nodded respectfully and said, "If possible."
"Then I'll make you tea." I said and made a cup of tea and put it in front of him.Then sat down and looked at him with his head tilted and said: "You are very reserved. Am I scary? I feel that your character is not like this."
Wanqi Heshang shook his head and said, "It's not that you're scary. Your melody is very nice. From the melody, you can tell that you are a gentle person."
"Melody?" I looked curiously at the shamisen and earphones carried by Wanqi Kawagami, "Is it through the earphones or the shamisen?"
Wanqi Heshang smiled slightly: "I listened attentively. I can tell that you are a gentle and strong person."
I suddenly didn't know what to say, let alone, I was so shy.But is he talking about "Central Plains and China" or me?
It should be from Zhongye, right?
When I thought of this, I suddenly became confident.That's right, Zhongyuanzhong is like this, it's none of my business, I don't need to be shy.
I smiled at Wanqi Heshang and said, "Thank you for the compliment."
After that, we drank some tea and talked to each other for a while.Wanqi Heshang finally lost the restraint he had when he first came in, and relaxed a little.While we were chatting, Dazai finally came back.
Dazai came in like a butterfly, and after washing his hands, he threw himself on me, shouting, "Chuya~ did you eat the love breakfast I made?"
I hid to the side and said with a sneer, "Is your love breakfast just to send people to bliss?"
"Oh?" Dazai tilted his head cutely like a child, and said doubtfully, "Isn't my cooking delicious? Wouldn't it be good to send it to Bliss?"
"If you want to poison me, just tell me, bastard!" I kicked Dazai to the other side of the sofa: "He Shang-kun needs you for something, be honest with me, and I will deal with you later!"
Heshang Wanqi probably has never seen us in this posture, and looked at us in a daze.Dazai grinned and rubbed his waist and said, "Kawagami-kun, don't worry, this little dwarf has always been very violent."
I rolled my eyes, and in order not to give Dazai a chance to ridicule me, I took the book I hadn't finished, went to the corridor and sat down to continue reading.The book is much cuter than Dazai!
About the time I turned over twenty pages, Wanqi Heshang got up to say goodbye, walked to the corridor, said hello to me, and left.
I picked up the book and turned to look at Dazai. Before I could settle the bill for the morning, Dazai said to me: "Xu is coming."
?what false?Who is Xu?
I was caught off guard by what Dazai said, and I looked at Dazai with big eyes and big doubts.Dazai coughed lightly, turned his face away and said, "It's the incarnation of Altana on Earth, the same existence as Mrs. Jiang Hua, but Xu Ke is many times more powerful than Mrs. Jiang Hua."
"So?" Hurry up and get to the point.
Dazai turned his head to look at me with a smile, and poked my forehead with his index finger: "It's time for you to appear, Chuya."
I knocked off Dazai's hand with a "slap", and said, "I see."
Dazai and I quarreled back and forth on the bed for a while, and Dazai suddenly said, "Chuya, do you still remember the girl who was a time traveler in Master House?"
"Remember, what's wrong?" I asked Dazai suspiciously.
Dazai turned over, faced me and said, "She's a princess now."
Oh, princess... wait, princess? ? ?
What the hell?
I looked at Dazai in a daze, and asked, "What did you do?"
Dazai smiled mysteriously.
I took a deep breath and said, "You really know how to play."
Changed all the princesses of the country, and played big enough, it is estimated that the general was also controlled by Dazai.
"Hahaha, thank you for the compliment~" Dazai smiled triumphantly.
I suddenly remembered something, looked Dazai up and down with my head tilted, and asked with a serious face: "Hey Dazai, have you taken a bath yet?"
Dazai's face froze, he laughed dryly twice, and said, "It seems not."
I got up and kicked Dazai out of the bed: "How dare you go to my bed without taking a shower?! Get out of here and take a shower!"
"Huh? Chuya, so you can sleep in your bed after you take a shower?" Dazai's eyes were shining brightly, and he gave special effects of "pk, pk" like a beautiful anime girl.
I just rolled my eyes and sent him a word: "Get lost."
"It's quite beautiful to think about." I muttered while looking at Dazai's back bent over to pick up his clothes.
"What's so beautiful?" Dazai suddenly turned to face me, put his hands on the top of my head, and stared at me.
? ? ?What's wrong with leaning on me without taking a shower?
Frowning, I pushed Dazai's head away, and asked, "Stay away from me, you're so dirty."
Dazai snorted, and continued to ask: "What am I thinking so beautifully?"
I kicked Dazai's calf to urge him, and said casually, "Just pretend, don't think I don't know."
"Oh, what does the dog know?" Dazai stood up straight and looked at me condescendingly.
I don't like the angle of looking up, so I pulled Dazai directly, let him sit on the ground, then looked at him with satisfaction and said, "Oh, you just saw that I just took a shower, and you deliberately wanted to smear me dirty. Now, you still want to stain my bed sheet, so you can laugh at me." I smiled triumphantly, "Unfortunately, I saw through it all."
Osamu Dazai looked up at me, sighed deeply: "Oh, I knew it." Then he got up and walked to the bathroom very simply.
"What's wrong? What do you know?! Hey Dazai! Talk!" I was dazed by Dazai's sigh.
What are you doing? !Really, Dazai always likes to say half and keep half!It's annoying!
I simply ignored Dazai, picked up the hair dryer to dry my hair, and fell asleep wrapped in a blanket.
Whatever you like, I won't play with you anymore.
When I was in a fuzzy sleep, I felt that there was a sound in my ear, which was very disturbing.I vaguely thought that there were still mosquitoes in this season, and I waved my hand to drive them away, but fell asleep in the next second.
Before going to bed, there is only one thought in my mind: the sound of this mosquito sounds like a human being, and mosquitoes in this world can become sperm...
59
When he woke up the next day, Dazai was gone.After I washed up, I went to the kitchen and found a breakfast on the table with a small note next to it.It read: Chuya, idiot, I'll be right back after breakfast.
I just crumpled the note into a ball and threw it into the trash can.Then I looked at the breakfast suspiciously, worried that Dazai was going to kill me.
I hesitated for a while, and took a tentative sip——
Taste buds explode, pupils dilate
What the hell did I eat? ? ?
I felt my brain go blank for a moment, and then I saw a spoon in my hand and made a puzzled voice: "What did I just do? Oh, I'm having breakfast."
I followed the place where I dug a spoonful, and then I spooned it down and stuffed it into my mouth.
I feel like my soul went for a walk
After recovering, I looked at the breakfast in front of me and the spoon in my hand, and felt something was wrong.
Why do I have no impression of eating these things?
No, absolutely not.I looked at the breakfast in front of me, lost in thought.
All of a sudden, I heard a knock on the door. I walked over and saw that it was Kawagami Wanqi who was carrying a shamisen.When I opened the door, he bowed to me and said, "Lord Zhongyuan, good morning, I'm here to tell you what's going to happen."
I nodded and asked him to come in, and suddenly remembered something and asked him: "Have you had breakfast?"
Heshang Wanqi just sat down on the sofa, and was taken aback by my question: "Ah, I've eaten."
I hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Would you like to eat some more?" After thinking about it, I added: "That's right, I can't finish eating too much, so I want you to help me out." I'm sorry, Mr. Heshang, let me Help me find the way!Take it as my reward for helping you fight the game.
Wanqi Heshang obviously didn't expect such a situation to happen, so he nodded without reacting for a while.I asked him to wait for a while, and I went into the kitchen to get a new bowl and spoon, washed them, packed my breakfast and brought it to Wanqi Heshang: "Please use it."
Wanqi Heshang dug a mouthful with a spoon and put it in his mouth. His expression suddenly paused and he fell down.
The pour is crisp and neat, like touching porcelain, and you can still see something like a soul floating out of your mouth...
? ? ?Is this a fucking bioweapon? !
I took away the bowl of breakfast in horror, and put my trembling hand under the nose of Wanqi on the river.Ah, okay, still breathing.I couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief, and then sighed sincerely: "It's great that I didn't fall down."
I broke Wanqi Heshang's movements and made him lie on the sofa more comfortably.Then he dumped all the breakfast into the trash can, looked at the food with disgust, and started to have a headache.Wanqi on the river will wake up later, how should I explain it?
Before I could think about it for long, Wanqi on the river woke up.He opened his eyes in a daze, sat up abruptly and said to me: "I'm sorry, Mr. Zhongyuan, I don't know why I just fell asleep here."
I looked him up and down, and asked strangely, "Do you remember what happened earlier?"
Wanqi Heshang hesitated for a moment, and said, "I remember that I just said hello and sat down after I entered the door, and then I lost consciousness. When I woke up, I found that I was lying on the sofa and fell asleep."
My God, Dazai's cooking can still make people lose their memory? !I can't help admiring, what kind of talent is this!If Dazai engages in torture, he will definitely be a great talent.
Since Wanqi Heshang didn't remember anything, I decided not to tell him, so as not to remind him of the psychological shadow.
I nodded and said, "It's okay, you can continue."
"Yes, Mr. Central Plains. After the doctor's treatment, Mr. Takasugi has woken up. And, after interrogation, the people in the organization of the Tiandao Clan who were arrested have given information that the Tiandao Clan will occupy the earth and seize the earth's energy." On the river Wan Qi said seriously.
I sat on another single sofa, raised my right leg, tapped the armrest of the sofa with my fingers, and said, "Did they say anything about the plan?"
Wanqi Kawagami shook his head: "Not really. Mr. Takasugi means to ask you and Mr. Dazai first."
I raised my eyebrows, Takasugi Shinsuke doesn't look like this kind of person, what did Dazai do?
"Dazai is not here now, do you want to wait for him here?" I asked Wanqi Heshang.
Heshang Wanqi clasped his hands in front of his stomach, nodded respectfully and said, "If possible."
"Then I'll make you tea." I said and made a cup of tea and put it in front of him.Then sat down and looked at him with his head tilted and said: "You are very reserved. Am I scary? I feel that your character is not like this."
Wanqi Heshang shook his head and said, "It's not that you're scary. Your melody is very nice. From the melody, you can tell that you are a gentle person."
"Melody?" I looked curiously at the shamisen and earphones carried by Wanqi Kawagami, "Is it through the earphones or the shamisen?"
Wanqi Heshang smiled slightly: "I listened attentively. I can tell that you are a gentle and strong person."
I suddenly didn't know what to say, let alone, I was so shy.But is he talking about "Central Plains and China" or me?
It should be from Zhongye, right?
When I thought of this, I suddenly became confident.That's right, Zhongyuanzhong is like this, it's none of my business, I don't need to be shy.
I smiled at Wanqi Heshang and said, "Thank you for the compliment."
After that, we drank some tea and talked to each other for a while.Wanqi Heshang finally lost the restraint he had when he first came in, and relaxed a little.While we were chatting, Dazai finally came back.
Dazai came in like a butterfly, and after washing his hands, he threw himself on me, shouting, "Chuya~ did you eat the love breakfast I made?"
I hid to the side and said with a sneer, "Is your love breakfast just to send people to bliss?"
"Oh?" Dazai tilted his head cutely like a child, and said doubtfully, "Isn't my cooking delicious? Wouldn't it be good to send it to Bliss?"
"If you want to poison me, just tell me, bastard!" I kicked Dazai to the other side of the sofa: "He Shang-kun needs you for something, be honest with me, and I will deal with you later!"
Heshang Wanqi probably has never seen us in this posture, and looked at us in a daze.Dazai grinned and rubbed his waist and said, "Kawagami-kun, don't worry, this little dwarf has always been very violent."
I rolled my eyes, and in order not to give Dazai a chance to ridicule me, I took the book I hadn't finished, went to the corridor and sat down to continue reading.The book is much cuter than Dazai!
About the time I turned over twenty pages, Wanqi Heshang got up to say goodbye, walked to the corridor, said hello to me, and left.
I picked up the book and turned to look at Dazai. Before I could settle the bill for the morning, Dazai said to me: "Xu is coming."
?what false?Who is Xu?
I was caught off guard by what Dazai said, and I looked at Dazai with big eyes and big doubts.Dazai coughed lightly, turned his face away and said, "It's the incarnation of Altana on Earth, the same existence as Mrs. Jiang Hua, but Xu Ke is many times more powerful than Mrs. Jiang Hua."
"So?" Hurry up and get to the point.
Dazai turned his head to look at me with a smile, and poked my forehead with his index finger: "It's time for you to appear, Chuya."
I knocked off Dazai's hand with a "slap", and said, "I see."
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