A Guide to Modern Cultivation

Yunling was lying on his bed, with one hand rubbing the forehead of his young parrot that was bald at an early age and had not yet grown a few hairs. After hearing Wei Jingcheng's words, he immediately sat up from the bed and looked at the opposite bed. In the past, Wei Jingcheng's mobile phone screen was not big, and the distance between the two beds was slightly far away. Although Yunling's eyesight has improved, he can only see a white one with a layer of red on the back of the head near the neck. The big feathered parrot is standing on the screen of the mobile phone with a proud look.

Tt is full of hundreds of private chat messages that can't be counted at a glance. They were placed in front of Yunling at the same time as the breed of his cute little parrot. He hesitated for less than 0.01 second and immediately dropped it. With his mobile phone, he picked up the bird bag of the little parrot, hurriedly climbed off the bed, and climbed onto Wei Jingcheng's bed.

Wei Jingcheng: ...I just didn't have time to send it to you. In fact, you don't have to rush over here in such a hurry. Information about this kind of parrot is actually easy to search.

The parrot on Wei Jingcheng's mobile phone is not small in size. The picture he chose shows the parrot facing the camera sideways. Its body and head are covered with feathers and crests. There is a layer of red feathers behind its head. With the feather crest opened and spread behind its head, it looks extraordinarily majestic and beautiful.The feathers of the parrot itself are pure white, and the paws, mouth and eyes are black. Although it looks simple, it is not as gorgeous as the macaw, but to be honest, this kind of appearance is definitely not low!

Yunling's eyes lit up first, and he quickly opened his bird bag, carefully observing the little parrot that looked like a bunch of little hedgehogs.The feathers drilled out of its body at this time, although not completely spread out, did look white, and the fluff on its body also showed this point, only the feathers on the back of the head were light red, so The color is not very obvious yet.Looking at the mouth, the little paws, and the same round little black eyes, Yunling nodded: "There is a certain possibility, my parrot is also quite big, but why do I think that parrot looks like it? Does it look familiar?"

Hearing Yunling's words, Wei Jingcheng silently took back his phone, clicked a few times on it, called up a video, and then held it up to Yunling to let him play it.

Yunling was confused, raised his hand and clicked the play button in the middle of the screen, and then saw - a big white parrot in the picture, after hearing the music, the fur on his body gradually swelled, his wings Open it up, with the same feather crown slowly "blooming" on its head, and then start to sway left and right with the melody of the music, and sway to the point where it makes a loud cry when it is excited. It looks like a mental patient who is more happy... …

This video is a skewer, it seems to gather all the videos of this kind of parrot's stupid behavior together. After the first video of the parrot swaying to the music is played, it is a big white parrot from time to time spreading its wings and facing the owner next to it , quickly complained in ambiguous English, and then for some reason suddenly let out a very arrogant, classic "ah-hahaha" laughter in old movies and old animations...

After that, there was another big white parrot jumping around on the floor of the room, barking like a dog...

Yunling stared dumbfounded at the still playing videos, he remembered that he had seen some of these videos before!It was circulated in the circle of friends and some cute pets posted a small video. When this parrot is excited, it will stand up like a peacock at the back of its head. It may be red, yellow, or simply white. But no matter what, their reactions are all exactly the same idiots!And this kind of parrot also has an alias in the rivers and lakes: "Bird, bird in Erha?!" or also known as Haha Kui.

Wei Jingcheng nodded to Yunling with a serious face at this time, but in fact, he was already holding back his laughter until his stomach started to cramp. He didn't expect that the little parrot that he always thought was familiar before was just a random search. , is such a result?

Yunling looked down at the little parrot in the bird bag with difficulty. At this moment, the little parrot seemed to have heard the loud yelling of the big parrot in the video. It tilted its head and raised its chin, and subconsciously opened its two small wings No matter how you look at it, it looks like the second-hand parrot in the video is about to go crazy!

Yunling clicked the pause button immediately, and then said with a heavy expression: "It hasn't grown up yet... Now, it's still not completely sure that it is this breed! And you also know that many of the spiritual pets, although they are tall It’s the same as a normal pet, but it’s not really the same kind!”

Wei Jingcheng didn't speak, he just nodded his face very much, but what is he thinking in his heart... Wei Jingcheng, who is full of survival awareness, still decides that silence is golden.

After saying those words against his will, Yunling suddenly remembered the reaction when he heard the music when he took his little parrot to the KTV last time... Except for his body being hairless, this guy is no different from those big parrots. They reacted exactly the same when they heard the music. ∷ We are not of the same breed, who would believe it? !

Yunling felt very hurt in his heart, but when he looked down at the pitiful little parrot standing tremblingly in the bird bag with few feathers on his body, the unwilling beating in his little heart that had been hit before gradually calmed down. He held his little parrot in both hands and held it up in front of him, with a serious expression on his face: "No matter what kind of parrot you are, Dad loves you the same!"

Isn't it just dancing to the music?Isn't it just that some behaviors seem a bit silly?His little parrot is so cute, even if it really messes up and demolishes the house like Erha in the future, Yunling's father will never leave him!

Wei Jingcheng on the side finally smoothed out the intestines in his stomach that were almost convulsed with laughter. He also sat up from the bed at this time, and patted Yunling on the shoulder: "It's okay, in fact, apart from being a little noisy, that kind of parrot is still pretty. Lovely,"

With the support of his roommate, Yunling was instantly revived with full blood: "That's right! Besides, it's better than raising a real Erha!"

The reason why this kind of big white parrot is called the Erha in the bird is actually because this kind of parrot is quite noisy, can't stay idle at home, and always likes to use its sharp mouth to chew on something from time to time?The destructive and noisy appearance is a bit like Erha, or a bear child, so he bears such a nickname.But when it comes to destructive power, there is still a big difference in combat power and lethality between the two!Especially the parrot is a very cute and beautiful creature no matter what, it's better than Erha's naughty embarrassing face with its own emoticon pack, right?

——In fact, this kind of erha parrot is also a creature with its own emoji... It's just that the parrot is still small now.

Yunling was comforted by her caring roommate and was shocked. After returning the mobile phone to the other party, he started to pet his little parrot. Although the fur has not grown completely, the feathers have only grown a little thorns, but it feels good. It feels pretty good, especially the little guy's body is warm, as long as he doesn't rub his hair against his back, he won't prick his hands!

When Yunling was in a state of being unable to extricate himself from masturbating a parrot, Wei Jingcheng suddenly asked him: "Is your cell phone ringing all the time?"

Yunling looked up at the opposite bed in a daze, and saw the screen of the mobile phone he had left next to the pillow. At this time, it would light up and light up, and it would vibrate and vibrate at the same time...

"Broken! Forgot to turn off TT!"

Wei Jingcheng was taken aback: "What did you forget to turn off?"

Yunling had a bitter face, and was about to climb down with the little parrot in his arms: "I don't know what's going on. I just opened tt and found a lot of messages. I obviously set almost all tt groups to It only reminds the number of messages, but not the sound?"

It can't be that a group of people suddenly came to him for urgent matters recently, right?But after he changed his new mobile phone number, he has already given it to his parents, as well as a few of his closest relatives. As for his classmates and friends?Sorry, he has very few friends, and the closest friend is currently living in the next bed in his dormitory!He wouldn't just send his new mobile phone number to the original tt group and circle of friends just to find trouble!

Wei Jingcheng thought for a while and suddenly thought of something, and watched Yunling crawl off Wei Jingcheng's bed with a delicate expression, and climb back to his own.

Yunling picked up his phone and looked through it roughly, and found: "...Most of them are actually Aite in the group!" There are still a few people who had a decent relationship with him before (they didn't sneer at him in person) Classmates privately encrypt his messages.

After briefly looking at Yunling, he laughed, exited TT directly, looked up at Wei Jingcheng's bed opposite him, and saw that he was already lying back at this time, leaning on his side with his head supported on one hand, his face With such a half-smile expression, he looked in the direction of Yunling.

For some reason, Yunling suddenly felt that this picture made his heart subconsciously miss a beat, and then Yunling absolutely subconsciously grabbed the phone that had not been put away, clicked on the camera mode, and directly showed the handsome guy sleeping on the opposite side of the bed A bed photo.

Many of the current mobile phones have settings that do not turn on the flash and make no sound when taking pictures, so Wei Jingcheng on the opposite side did not notice Yunling's movements, thinking that he was still checking the pile of messages just received, when Yunling When I looked at him again with some guilt, I asked him very kindly: "What's the matter? Did something happen?"

Just after Yunling took the photo, he quickly hid the photo and set a password...

"No, it's nothing." After subconsciously saying this sentence, Yunling's meaning was completely restored, and he quickly looked serious, "It's because of the thing about doing exercises on the Internet before getting into a prestigious university. There are a lot of students It’s okay to be idle in the group.” At this point, he asked Wei Jingcheng curiously, “Has no one asked you these days?”

Wei Jingcheng glanced at the mobile phone in his own hand: "I guess there should be, but I haven't opened TT in the past two days when we entered the crack space, and I haven't added anyone to the new prestige, even if Haven't seen it yet."

Yunling nodded at first, and then said a little funny: "It's okay for people like us who don't like to use those chat software, those people who hang on the old QQ account and old prestige all day long, what do they do in the past two days?" Don't know what will happen after the task is finished?"

what will happen?Of course it was bombed to death!

Don't say that those students who entered the ancient repair major because of their good exercises, even those students who were also admitted to Huaxia University and several famous universities in China, have been driven to life by the rumor these two days die.

Many ordinary students who haven't surfed the Internet for the time being and don't know the weird rumors on the Internet are suddenly bombarded by old classmates who haven't contacted for a long time. was accidentally injured.

The author has something to say: I have modified some names for parrots, and there will be more about the fire-breathing issue later, dear friends, don’t worry~

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