A Guide to Modern Cultivation

Nowadays, although some people on the Internet have counted and found out the schools and majors that specialize in recruiting students who are good at doing exercises, they have even sorted out the list of Yunling and the others who have entered the latest class. In addition to prestigious schools like the Academy, there is also an ordinary university that also recruits this type of students.But other people who don't want to understand it don't know!

Many people even think that these key colleges and universities have secretly changed the rules, and all the admitted students are admitted only after doing their exercises!Even the champions of liberal arts and science in the college entrance examination in recent years have been asked by various chat software, emails, or simply calling them directly, whether they entered these universities based on their scores, or because they did well in exercises.

Faced with these questions, the outstanding students of those schools were so annoyed that they all denounced these people on the Internet for spreading rumors and talking nonsense!Which of these students who can be seriously admitted to each college is not the pride of heaven?Is it a good result after working hard for a whole year with the students of the national college entrance examination?

Others are envious and envious of their good grades in the college entrance examination and their admission to these prestigious schools. Of course they are very proud, but now they are inexplicably suspected because of a rumor on the Internet that they did not enter the college based on their marks?This is simply trampling on their dignity, slandering their achievements, and humiliating their character!

Most of the chaos on the Internet today, and many people losing interest in this topic, or even feeling disgusted, are mostly because of this, because there are really many people who don’t ask for understanding, speculate and interpret, and even deliberately smear those who used to be envious and jealous. Straight A student.I don’t even know what’s written in those plausible, evidence-based, and even stone-hammered posts. I just glanced at them and saw a few words about how to do exercises to get into a famous school, so I started to ask around and spread rumors. Simply unreasonable!

And this trial operation stunned the relevant departments that planned and instigated this incident at the beginning. Looking at the messy and noisy wind directions on the Internet, all of them had expressions on their faces. This twist?Sure enough, netizens have big brains!There are countless people in this world who come in and spout nonsense just by looking at a title. When encountering such people and things, even those who have carefully planned all this can only bow down and surrender.

After a night's rest, the students majoring in ancient repairs once again ushered in Monday's class. They went to class obediently every day, went back to their dormitories for self-study training, and went to the school cafeteria for meals. These students' daily routine.

After Yunling had a good night's rest, finished his morning class, finished his lunch, meditated, and successfully opened a new acupoint, he suddenly said to Wei Jing with a serious face, "I've decided."

Wei Jingcheng:?

With a sad expression on his face, Yunling picked up the bird bag on the coffee table, opened it and touched the bald head of the little parrot inside: "I decided to name this little thing!"

Wei Jingcheng raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Have you thought about it?"

Yunling nodded heavily again: "Thought it out!" His expression became more relaxed as he spoke, "Actually, it's just a name. It doesn't matter if you didn't know its species before, but now you can basically confirm it. If you choose a particularly awkward name and feel uncomfortable in the future, won’t it be me who will be troublesome then?”

"So what name are you going to give it?" Wei Jingcheng glanced at the little red fluff on the back of the parrot's head, and thought to himself, this guy won't really name the little parrot Little Red class name, right?

Yunling held his little parrot in both hands: "I decided to give you a name—haha!"

Wei Jingcheng: ...

The little parrot that was chirping just now: ...

Sitting by the tea table, Fat Orange stretched out a big chicken leg and is licking his hair: ...

Yunling was in a good mood at the moment, he touched the parrot again, then turned his head to look at the fat orange beside the tea table, stretched out his salty pig's hand and stroked the big chicken leg: "How is it? What's your name? Tangerine, it's called Haha, these two names are the same, right?"

Wei Jingcheng: ...he doesn't know whether he should regret for three seconds that his roommate owns a erha parrot, or sympathize for three seconds that this little parrot has an owner who takes a nickname as his name?Sure enough, the late names became nicknames!

Wei Jingcheng didn't raise any opinions on the name. Firstly, because this parrot belongs to Yunling, he certainly has the right to choose a name, and no matter what name he chooses for his spiritual pet, no one else objects. eligibility to protest.Secondly, it was because he himself didn't have much talent for naming, so the name he gave his orange cat was also like a nickname.And the third thing - the name Yunling was obviously inspired by Wei Jingcheng!From this point alone, it was enough to make Wei Jingcheng happy, so why would he raise objections?You can't let Yunling change the parrot's name to parrot or parrot, right?

After Yunling got the support of her roommate (in fact, the other party just didn't object), she firmly named her little parrot Haha!In fact, if you think about it carefully, this name is quite cute. It matches the little hedgehog meat egg in his family, and Haha Kui is a very lively parrot, so such a name is also very suitable!

After naming his parrot, his life in Yunling, where he didn't pay attention to the old tt and prestige, has returned to his former calm. Of course, like other college students, he will watch the hot topics on the hot search news from time to time. Discuss a few words in private—will the relevant departments who plan to expose the exercise and university admission incident this time play it off?possibility.

In addition, he and Wei Jingcheng have one more thing to do every day - pick up the courier.

Most of the various express deliveries taken during Double Eleven have arrived in the imperial capital recently. Of course, there must be some of them, either the delivery is extremely slow, or they are stuck on the way. I don’t know what the situation is?But because the two of them took a lot of things, at least three or four items were delivered to the school's courier box every day, so the two of them simply took advantage of the time around dinner to wander around every day, all as if they were in the school. walk.

Yunling and Wei Jingcheng, who were walking on the road leading to the North Gate, felt a little uncomfortable-"Has there been more people receiving couriers recently? Why do we meet so many people on the road every day when we go to pick up couriers? "

As Yunling walked towards the north gate where the courier was located, he glanced at both sides of the road from time to time from the corner of his eye.

Wei Jingcheng also walked without looking sideways, and only said: "Maybe." But in fact, he felt uncomfortable in his heart. The angles of the mobile phones held by those girls were so suspicious, no matter how they looked, they seemed to be secretly recording or secretly filming them Two people!

Of course, Yunling also discovered this problem, after all, with more and more meridians being opened up, he has become more and more sensitive to the surrounding environment: "But why are these girls who are going to pick up the courier standing in front of me?" On the side of the road, everyone is holding up their mobile phones to take videos and photos in the direction of the two of us passing by?"

Wei Jingcheng: "Why don't we go back and study and see how the portrait law is stipulated? Is it possible to sue them so that they dare not take random pictures anymore?"

Yunling: "..."

The two walked to the courier boxes, and began to collect the items in the courier boxes in sequence according to the text messages Wei Jingcheng received last night and today.

Since there were so many eyes staring at them, the two of them simply got a small trailer out without doing anything. After picking up a bunch of couriers at the moment, they walked slowly towards the ancient academy—a lot of people arrived today. Supplies such as cans that can be stored for a long time are really heavy. If the two of them can't use the Qiankun bag blatantly, they can only rely on the small trailer borrowed from the canteen.

Soon, when he walked to the gate of Guxiu Academy, what did Yunling suddenly think of?Suddenly he grabbed Wei Jingcheng's arm with a look of shock.

"What's wrong?" Wei Jingcheng was puzzled.

Yunling still looked shocked: "Aren't we a little silly?"

Wei Jingcheng: ...I deny it!

Yunling stomped his feet, with a ferocious expression of joy or anger: "We all know the invisibility technique!"

Wei Jingcheng: ... seems a little silly?

"We can go stealthily to pick up the courier!" The spectators in the past few days were obviously targeting Yunling and Wei Jingcheng!Their course of action and recent behavior patterns have been grasped by a certain group of girls. That's why the two of them were on the way from Guxiu Academy to the North Gate. event!

But what are the two of them?It's a monk, and a monk who has learned the invisibility method!Wouldn't it be good to go incognito and get things?You can also use the universe bag directly and blatantly!Aren't they that idiot like Yang Wei?I don't want to hook up with girls in this way at all!

Wei Jingcheng was silent for a while and suddenly said: "No way, I remember there is a camera on the side of the courier box. It's no problem for us to go invisibly, but if we are still invisible when we get to the courier box and open the door to get things, we will definitely be caught. Think it's haunted."

After all, this place is outside the Guxiu Academy, and the people in charge of monitoring and monitoring are ordinary people hired by the school to act as security guards. If they see those delivery boxes automatically opening the small doors one by one at dusk every evening, and the contents inside disappear inexplicably, It will definitely be regarded as haunted!

Yunling faltered again in an instant: "So we have to continue to be watched for a while?" Their courier photos showed a lot of sincerity. It is estimated that this kind of day to pick up the courier every day will continue for a while before being watched like this. Going on, Yunling had the illusion that he went to a film and television academy instead of a monk academy—this feeling of not knowing how to put his arms and legs caused by being noticed was really uncomfortable!

Wei Jingcheng often thought for a while and then shook his head: "No, it's still usable. We can go there incognito. Isn't there a few rented dormitory buildings nearby? The masks we took before have also arrived. We can enter those dormitory buildings where no one comes in and out for a while, put on a hat and mask to pick up things from another way, and they shouldn't notice."

Yunling's eyes lit up: "Another time, such as after dark?"

"It's also possible for one person to steal the Qiankun bag while the other reveals himself to pick up things, and the two cooperate."

After finally finding a solution, the two hit it off happily and immediately decided on an action plan for the future.

The author has something to say: I modified the name of the parrot

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