A Guide to Modern Cultivation

Haha It seems that because there is no orange cat to play with in the past two days, it is very haunting Yunling, and from time to time it will fly to Yunling's head when the mood arises.Even if Yunling is lying in the room, it will often rub against Yunling, chatting with him, or making a fuss for Yunling to use imperial art to manipulate paper balls, paper airplanes, etc., as a bird Stick to play.

To be honest, no matter how much Yunling loves his second son, he can't stand being pestered by such an energetic bird son who wants him to accompany him whenever he thinks about it, and who keeps his eyes on the high ground above his head every day!

Fortunately, the microphone arrived today!In this way, as long as you turn on the smart TV, pull out the music station or install an APP with KTV function, Haha can disperse a lot of energy on it!

Yunling solemnly patted Haha on the shoulder: "I'll go downstairs to pick up the courier, and I'll be up soon. You just wait at home obediently, and you can sing in a while."

When Haha heard the word "sing", he immediately spread his wings, and his excited two short legs bounced up and down on the ground, and he let out a "waah" excited cry.

Yunling doesn't dare to take the guy to pick up the courier. Even if he puts it in the bag, if he is excited and wows in it, it will attract people to watch. There are many people who keep pets these days. There are also many cats and dogs who go out for a walk. Although there are uncles who walk birds, who has ever seen a parrot?Especially with such a big parrot?

At least until the existence of spiritual pets became normal for ordinary people, he didn't dare to take Haha out of the house openly.

Yunling, who hurried downstairs to pick up the courier, turned around and ran to a nearby steamed stuffed bun shop on the way, and bought lunch in advance, and then Shi Shiran went home. As soon as he opened the door, he saw a white thing, whooped Go straight to your head!Yunling subconsciously wanted to squat down to dodge, the white guy hovered in mid-air and landed steadily on top of his head - look at the familiar and natural landing posture, haha ​​it has already mastered the flying and landing skills very well Woolen cloth!

Yunling had no choice but to throw the steamed stuffed bun on the coffee table after entering the door, and then hurriedly found a knife to open the box——I can’t open the box quickly, because Haha has already circled the box several times impatiently, if Yunling doesn’t If you do it, the old man will tear up the cardboard box with his mouth.

Hastily opened the outer packing box, took out the microphone and put it on the table——this is a portable wireless microphone that Wei Jingcheng specially considered for Haha’s situation, which can be placed on the table very stably. Body size, when fully charged, the sound can be maximized enough to sing for twelve hours!It can completely satisfy Haha's wanton play at home.

Yunling took out the instruction manual and studied it quickly, then immediately turned on the microphone. Haha couldn't wait to turn around the microphone for several times. There is no such amplified echo effect as in KTV, so I am very puzzled and turn my head from time to time and yell at Yunling anxiously. If Yunling doesn't turn it on again, this guy must think that Yunling bought a fake product and come back to fool you it does!

After wowing at the microphone and hearing the effect of sound amplification and echo from it, Haha jumped up and down on the table excitedly. It doesn't care whether Yunling is playing music for it now, alone A bird hopped around the circle, making a "wow" cry every time it hopped, and was very happy to hear that its own voice was amplified several times, with a faint echo effect, and it was very satisfying.

Haha's IQ is much higher than that of the same kind of native creatures, and the parrot itself is a creature with high IQ, so although it has not yet learned to speak, its IQ is already at the level of a four- or five-year-old child , so it is very clear that the round one in front of it is different from the long cylinders in those KTVs, this one belongs to it alone!It can only be used!And use it if you want!

Yunling was so noisy from the guys on the table, and while Haha wasn’t paying attention, he quietly lowered the volume a few notches to avoid disturbing the neighbors. Then he buried himself in studying the manual, turned on the TV, downloaded the corresponding app, installed it, and chose a song randomly The single started to play, and then——Yunling hid in his bedroom, which he didn't dare to go back to last night, turned on his mobile phone, dialed Wei Jingcheng's Internet phone, and began to complain.

"Why do I have a slight sense of regret after I bought a microphone for it?"

Wei Jingcheng listened to the music and wah-wah that could be faintly heard on the phone after the noise-canceling treatment, but was silent for two seconds: "My dad may be able to make a sound-isolation formation, I will ask him later, Let's see if he can make a set and arrange it in the living room of our dormitory."

Yunling's eyes lit up instantly: "That's right! But I'm going to trouble your father. What materials are needed and how much will it cost? I'll come out!"

"No, his things are all for practice, and the materials he uses are all leftovers from formal experiments and making formations, so they don't cost money at all." Wei Jingcheng insisted that Yunling didn't need to pay for it.

Yunling scratched his hair and thought for a while, then decided not to dwell on this matter for the time being. Instead, he complained distressedly: "But I'm really afraid that that guy will harass the neighbor's house every day? And if it's my personal reasons Forget it, it sang so loudly that others knocked on the door, and I couldn't explain it to them."

Human singing and Haha's singing are completely different concepts, okay?It screamed there from beginning to end, no matter how rhythmic it was, it was definitely a very noisy noise!Although Yunling did not admit this point, he was very clear in his heart.

Wei Jingcheng also fell silent. His father has other work to do recently, and he didn't ask if the soundproof formation has been made. After all, his father promised to hand it over to him before school starts, and he will go to remind him now. It's really not good...

"By the way, I remember that he gave you a badge with the effect of a sound-proof weapon before. Can you see if it will work for Haha?" Wei Jingcheng's eyes suddenly lit up, because the two badges His dad gave him a copy too, so he was impressed with how well they worked.

Yunling slapped his forehead and immediately turned up his Qiankun bag, took out the badge from it, ran to the living room, and pinned his parrot to the bird feather on his chest...

Talking all the way, listening to the noise coming from the handset of the mobile phone first became louder, and then Haha's iconic yelling sound disappeared completely, and only the sound of music remained in the room, Wei Jingcheng knew that the plan had succeeded.

After Yunling put on the badge for Haha, he stood aside for a while with folded arms. Seeing that Haha didn't notice anything unusual, he quietly went back to his bedroom, and then he couldn't help laughing out loud: "That stupid bird didn't notice me. After putting a badge on it and energizing it, its voice can no longer be heard in the microphone! It is still jumping and singing..."

Wei Jingcheng: "...Maybe it's because the music is louder?"

After the microphone is connected to the TV, the microphone itself will also emit music. Haha, I am so excited, so it is possible that I did not find that my voice could not be transmitted into the microphone.

Yunling was still laughing so hard in the bedroom that he couldn't straighten up. If it was in the dormitory, his parrot could do whatever he wanted. Anyway, the sound insulation in the school is good, but in this kind of broken-down building, The person next door sneezes loudly and can be heard by the neighbors.

Hearing the gloating laughter in the microphone, Wei Jingcheng suddenly thought of Yunling's parents - it seems that Yunling and his parents are really in the same line in terms of cheating their son, and they are indeed their own.

——As for Haha who was cheated by Yunling, Wei Jingcheng said that if such a noisy son gets cheated more, maybe he will be more sensible.

After the microphone in Yunling's house was in place, what made Wei Jingcheng more distressed was that Yunling actually said that he would reduce the time he spent on the phone with him every day-this was not because Yunling didn't want to talk to him on the phone, nor Yunling has to increase the time of meditation practice every day, but because Yunling took out the guqin and flute from the Qiankun bag, and planned to study these two things.

The reason why he didn't dare to take them out to study in the dormitory before was because he was afraid of affecting Wei Jingcheng. Now that he is home, anyway, haha, singing and playing music outside is also disturbing the people, and he is playing the piano and flute in the bedroom. It's almost the same as haha, so why not just father and son toss together?

It's easy to find tutorials on how to play these two musical instruments. He doesn't even need to sign up for special interest classes. There are a lot of tutorials on the Internet. It's just that some courses that are said to be famous teachers need to be charged, but this is not the case. It can't be difficult for Yunling who has a small fortune now.He selected a large circle, and after reading the evaluations of these teachers in relevant online forums, he bought a full set of courses from a guqin teacher and a complete set of textbooks from a flute teacher.

However, what Yunling didn't expect was that after he had been studying the flute and guqin in the room for a long time, when he opened the door, he found Haha squatting upright at the door of the room. Mouth open, head shaking frantically from side to side—but no sound can be heard at all...

"Uh...you wait, I'll take off the badge first." Seeing its movements, Yunling suppressed a smile and quickly squatted on the ground to pick off the badge for Haha. The moment he took off the badge, he heard the familiar wow With a sound, Haha flapped his wings violently, flew to Yunling's head again with a whoosh, and kicked and stomped on Yunling's head with his paws in annoyance.

Yunling: ... Is this considered to have pissed off your own child?

Yunling nestled alone in the room, in addition to practicing the piano and flute, he also practiced spells, meditation and other daily homework, and Haha was given a mute badge, no matter how much he knocked on the door and yelled at Yunling, he couldn't hear him Naturally, the door will not be opened for him.

So it was just because I was tired from singing and wanted to ask my father to act coquettishly and beg for a hug, haha, I got really angry all of a sudden, and squatted at the door until Yunling opened the door, and then angrily asked his irresponsible father denounce.

At this time, Yunling once again missed the fat orange of Wei Jingcheng's family very much. He was accompanied by the orange cat. On the head, but the frequency is not as high as it is now?

So Wei Jingcheng, who was alone at home, received a message from Yunling that made his heart jump for joy after reading it—oh, I miss you so much.

Wei Jingcheng shook his hand, and quickly dialed a chat to apply.

作者有话要说：感谢在2019-12-0715：20：55~2019-12-0817：21：53期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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