A Guide to Modern Cultivation

In the five-person team, Yunling himself didn't expect that the few photos he sent out would blow up all three people except him and Wei Jingcheng.

Zou Ruqi: I have a similar one here (photo.jpg)

Yu Qiran: There are none near my house, but the train passed by a certain city on the way back, and I saw a high-rise building next to the track with similar banners, recruiting students who had already opened their eyes.

Yang Wei: I have it at my house!I have it here!The temple in my family is quite famous, and there are always many tourists there. Two days ago, our junior high school classmates passed by there, and we saw many Taoist priests standing at the entrance of the temple for people to take pictures!

Yunling: ...a Taoist priest standing at the gate of the temple?

Yang Wei: Yes, I wanted to take a group photo, but there were too many people, so I didn't squeeze in.

Wei Jingcheng: There are only monks in the temple, and Taoist temples are for Taoists. Are you sure you saw a group of Taoist priests standing at the gate of the temple?

Yu Qiran: If it is really a group of Taoist priests standing at the gate of the temple... Ah Wei, are you sure that is not a place where Taoist priests are going to kick monks?

Zou Ruqi: My question is—since that place is very famous in your hometown, you don’t know whether it is a temple or a Taoist temple?

Yang Wei: ...

Yunling: Yu Qiran, why do you call him Awei?

Yu Qiran: Because Ah Wei died.

Yunling: ...I don't really understand the jokes of you young people.

Zou Ruqi: Actually, you might as well just call him by his first name. If you call him Awei, people who don’t understand it will think you are gay.

Yu Qiran: Then just call him Ah Wei dead.

Yang Wei: ...Don't think I can't hear you scolding me!

Wei Jingcheng: They are all typing, no one scolds you.

Yang Wei, the only one who spoke: ...

The five of them first staged a routine group attack on Yang Wei, and then chatted with each other about their recent situation. After all, it was rare for everyone to relax in the past few days. Except for the two days before the holiday, they did not chat much on the Internet. .

Yu Qiran and Zou Ruqi had a chance encounter. They didn't intend to tell the five people, but only said that after returning home from the holiday, relatives from all walks of life came to watch them and inquire about them before the New Year, which made them want to I ran away from home and found a hotel until I returned to school after the Spring Festival.

Yunling and Wei Jingcheng had been at Wei Jingcheng's house before, except for Yang Wei who was curious about where they had been to play, the other two didn't want to know the details at all—in order not to be stunned to death.

Only Yang Wei, after hearing everyone talking about the recent situation, began to chatter in the group—his elementary school classmates, junior high school classmates, and high school classmates, three waves of alumni associations were held one after another after he returned to his hometown, and each wave More than one event was held!There is also a formal field in the first month.

His old neighbors, new neighbors after moving, and the seven aunts and eight aunts of the family came to visit one after another, and he was too busy with various treats and meals.And every time, whether it's a class reunion, or having a drink with relatives and friends, he is the center of the center and everyone's focus!

In Yang Wei's mouth, he is simply the star of their hometown, the hope of the whole city, and the hero who saves the world!

It's just that Yang Wei didn't realize that after he started bragging about his recent experiences, gradually no one else in the group spoke.

In the group that only Yang Wei doesn't know

Zou Ruqi: This child is hopeless.

Yu Qiran: Hehe, he is only so promising.

Yunling: I really didn't expect him to be able to speak so well, and all he sent was voice!Sounds like a hassle!

Wei Jingcheng: You can convert it into text and read it, which is easier.

Yunling: Wouldn't the burden of prestige be a bit heavy?

Wei Jingcheng: It's okay, in fact, it doesn't make any difference whether you read his words or not.

Yu Qiran: Yes, there is no nutrition anyway.

Zou Ruqi: I'm really surprised that there are people who are so enthusiastic about these dinners. After I got home, I secretly unplugged the phone line at home, and my parents haven't noticed it yet.

Yunling: ...

Wei Jingcheng: ...

Yu Qiran: ...

Yunling: Why didn't they find out?Didn't they call?

Zou Ruqi: Everyone in the family has a mobile phone, and they just use their mobile phones when they have something to do.If they were looking for me, I would let them tell relatives and friends that I was out and not at home.

Yu Qiran: Then, if someone finds you, can they still call your family directly?

Zou Ruqi: Mainly because disconnecting the phone will stop calls from former classmates. I don’t even want to go to a class reunion this year.

Wei Jingcheng: Good idea.

Yunling: ...You don't know how to pull it out, do you?

Wei Jingcheng: Just unplugged it.

Yu Qiran: My fixed line has been canceled, but my parents are very keen to call relatives and friends and welcome them to come to my house to watch me. I have been afraid to stay at home during the day for several days, wearing a mask to go to the stars Nine grams rubbed the net.

Yunling: ...

Zou Ruqi: When you go to a coffee shop wearing a mask, it’s really nice that the clerk doesn’t throw you out.

Among the other group of five, Yang Wei talked for more than half an hour, and finally said: Someone is coming from my house, so I won't talk for now.It's over, there's no more movement.

group of four

Yu Qiran: That guy didn't find out until the end, and no one in the group spoke except him.

Zou Ruqi: IQ problem.

Yunling: I'm very skeptical now. In that group before, did he see what we said?No one pays attention to him, he can talk from the beginning to the end by himself, maybe even if there are other people talking in the middle, he might not necessarily read it, right?

Wei Jingcheng: This is the meaning of the existence of this group now.

Yunling overlooked one thing when sending messages. As a young generation who is very moral, abides by the law, and cherishes the safety of himself and others, when he sends messages, especially when he chats with his classmates for a long time, he is Standing on the side of the road will not affect passers-by, and will not cause safety hazards to vehicles. That is to say, when he was arguing with the students in the group, he was standing at the bottom of the wall next to the temple. not far.

In addition to the red banner hanging at the entrance of the temple, there are also a group of monks holding a stack of leaflets and distributing them to passers-by. Although Yunling did not pass by the main entrance of the temple, standing here for such a long time still caused a lot of trouble soon. attracted the attention of the monks.

Seeing such a young man nearby who could be seen to be in good spirits even with a mask on, a master immediately walked around to him with a leaflet in his hand.

When Yunling was about to put away his mobile phone and go home, a leaflet was handed to him. Yunling looked up in surprise, and saw a bald head...a middle-aged monk with a benevolent smile Standing in front of Yunling: "This Tanyue, I see that you have a predestined relationship with the Buddha, do you want to know more about practicing Buddha's longevity?"

Yunling: ...I still want to get married and practice dual cultivation! Monk, please let me go!

The great monk obviously failed to see Yunling's inner monologue from the astonished eyes on Yunling's mask, so he continued to pass the flyer forward with a smile: "Don't worry about Tanyue, both cultivating Buddhism and Taoism can cultivate longevity. My Buddha Compassion, the requirements for personal qualifications are not as strict as those of Qi practitioners, there is no discrimination, everyone can chant scriptures and practice, and if they practice well, they can also cultivate the Buddha Kingdom to save sentient beings..."

Yunling shuddered, and quickly shook his head: "No, no, I have something else to do, let's go first!" Saying this, he hurriedly bypassed the old monk, and Sa Yazi sprinted towards home.

It seemed that he didn't expect Yunling's movements to be so fast, the old monk just froze for a moment, and let Yunling run away.Turning around to look at Yunling's back, the old monk couldn't help sighing: "Oh, you run so fast and your body is so good, it's a pity not to enter my Buddhist school, Amitabha..."

After Yunling escaped from this street, he breathed a sigh of relief. He expressed his gratitude that the old monk didn't force leaflets, or was dragged into the temple for investigation. At this time, he didn't delay on the road, and continued to run towards home. And go, until I got home, I said in the group with lingering fear: I was scared to death just now!In the middle of sending messages with you, I looked up and saw a big monk standing in front of me!He also said that I have a predestined relationship with the Buddha, and he wants to help me to practice Buddhahood!If I hadn't run fast, I might have been dragged into the temple right now!

Yu Qiran: There is a destiny with Buddha... 2333, someone, are you not in a hurry?

Zou Ruqi: Xiaoyou, in fact, it is not bad to practice Buddhism. If you shave your head, you don’t have to worry about hairstyle.But someone might be about to be a bachelor~

Yunling: Whoever wants to be a monk should do it!I also want to see if there is a double cultivation method, and I will marry and practice double cultivation in the future!Cultivation without being a bachelor for a lifetime?How could I give up this benefit?

Wei Jingcheng: ...

Yu Qiran: Double~Xiu~

Zou Ruqi: Good!As expected of this year's class grass!Have ideals and ambitions, I support you!

Wei Jingcheng: ...

Yunling:?Why are you so pissed off?

In the end, Yunling didn't understand what these two guys meant.However, he didn't get to the bottom of it, because Wei Jingcheng was keeping close to him in a private chat, asking if he came home or not?Did something happen?

Then, after confirming that Yunling had returned home, the two of them made an internet call again, and began to happily communicate with each other...

As for the weird tone of the other two students?Yunling was thrown out of the blue, and Wei Jingcheng... Wei Jingcheng felt that those two people should be teasing the two of them, maybe it was because he and Yunling had a very close relationship, or maybe it was just teasing The relationship between two good friends - after all, many students nowadays will make fun of two good boy friends.

It’s just that if you understand this kind of topic, it’s fine if you let Yunling notice it and become vigilant about it, it doesn’t seem to be a wise choice for the time being, at least you have to wait until you can be sure of chasing him.

On the second day after Yunling returned home, he spent another time chatting with Wei Jingcheng. On the morning of the third day, he received a text message from the courier brother, who was leaving Wei Jingcheng's house The microphone that was photographed before and was ready to be sent to Hehe has been sent to a courier pickup site downstairs of Yunling's house!