A Guide to Modern Cultivation

An advertisement quickly ignited the atmosphere in the school again after it was aired, almost making the group of freshmen almost forget about the upcoming final exam—they forgot that the rules for this year’s final have been changed, and there will be a report required before the winter vacation. The practical operation final exam applied to spells is waiting for them!

And the lethality of this advertisement is so great that even Yunling and Wei Jingcheng couldn't completely settle down and devote themselves wholeheartedly to researching how to use spells faster, how to use them more smoothly, etc. .Because even if the two of them ignored this topic in the dormitory and went out to have a meal casually, they could hear countless students discussing this matter along the way, and the uneasiness in their hearts was stirred up again.

Mainly the pressure of those videos being on TV and being put online, mixed with other classmates' videos, and randomly ordered by people who don't know them at all, okay?

Especially nowadays, the expectations of this show in the monk world seem to be quite high?This made the two of them even more anxious - it wasn't that they were narcissistic, it was that they were quite popular in the school for no reason!Of course, this refers specifically to girls, but this is enough!

You must know that these two guys are so cowardly that they dare not let the girls onlookers even go out to pick up the courier. If they let other people know what they think, they will definitely exclaim: Such two faces are born on them. It is a great waste!

So after class on Wednesday morning, Yunling and Wei Jingcheng returned to the dormitory, and before the time for the evening program came, they discussed with serious expressions on their faces.

"Shall we go out and play this weekend?"

Hearing Yunling's proposal, Wei Jingcheng was a little puzzled: "You want to go out and play?"

Others may become a little impatient because of the rare excitement in the school and the approaching winter vacation, and even leave the final exams behind, but Yunling, a good student, has to be serious every day even if he can't relax How could a good boy who was reviewing the various spells he had learned, writing a few big characters, and drawing a few strokes suddenly drag Wei Jingcheng out of the house just before the final exam?

Yunling nodded solemnly: "The pressure is a bit high recently, I think we can go to the KTV and roar for a long time to vent our backlog of emotions!"

Wei Jingcheng: "...OK!" He immediately took out his mobile phone, "How was the store last time? Or do you want to change?"

"That's fine, it's still close!" Yunling immediately made a decision, "By the way, the hot and sour noodle shop we passed by last time seemed pretty good? We can go there at noon and sing karaoke in the afternoon. Go to the snack street at night!"

Recently, the two of them have boiled several large pots of water in the dormitory every day, let them cool down and put them in their water tanks. One after another, they have each finished seven or eight boxes of water, plus the various reserves stored in the Qiankun bag. , even if you encounter a space crack when you go out this time, don't be afraid if you can't get out for a while!

The two hit it off immediately, and quickly made plans for this weekend. Wei Jingcheng, like last time, directly booked a private room online. After making this arrangement, the two began to look forward to the weekend itinerary, so that they didn't think about the show until nine o'clock in the evening. Fortunately, the homework that should be done at this moment has been done, so they simply came to the living room with the cat and the bird in their arms, turned on the TV and nestled on the sofa together, waiting to watch the show.

When the time came to 9:30 in the evening, almost the entire Huaxia University and the students majoring in ancient repairs in the school, no matter what they were doing before, they were reminded by the alarm watch or their roommates at this moment, ran to the living room and turned on the TV, quietly Wait for the show to air.

Cheerful music sounded, subtitles matched with a sub-edited picture, and the magnetic voice of a professional male anchor, began to explain and explain the program with humorous strings of words, followed by a group, another One group, the videos recorded by the students themselves, were edited by professionals and added subtitles in post-production...the effect is actually quite good? !

The two of Yunling sat in front of the TV and watched it for more than an hour. After watching everything, they looked at each other and secretly breathed a sigh of relief. The five comprehension academies were made by summarizing the contents of all the students' respective practical classes, so the proportion is not much.

When each episode is played, one or two representative teams are selected from each of the five schools, and their videos are comprehensively edited.The scope of content selected for each episode is determined to be in the same type of secret space, so it is possible to create a feeling that the five schools are competing in the later stage.

So on the contrary, the shots of each group will not be given too much.

In the video that appeared in Yunling's group, the person who was mainly responsible for explaining and recording was Li Xin, a sophomore.Every time she turns on the camera, she becomes detached in an instant and talks a lot, even if she holds her mobile phone alone for a long time, it takes up a larger proportion in the video.In addition to Yunling and his group, whether they are freshmen or sophomores, the boys are really handsome and the girls are pretty, and even the sophomore seniors are the kind who are very good-looking and can fight. It is not so conspicuous to mix in the meantime.

What's more, the content of this video shows everyone's first collective action. At that time, Yunling's little parrot had not yet hatched, and the orange cat was also hiding in the soil all the way to avoid Li Xin's camera. Even more (think) inconspicuous!

Seeing this scene, the two of Yunling were in a good mood, packed up and went back to the bedroom, climbed into their respective beds and fell asleep with peace of mind.

However, the two felt that there should be nothing wrong with the two of them after the broadcast of this video, but it does not mean that they will really get what they want.Regardless of other things, although Li Xinzhu was in charge of recording this video, she never made it into a personal show from the beginning to the end. Instead, whenever she thinks of it, she will explain it to other students and juniors around her and presentation.

In addition, because of her good looks and other weird reasons, a certain woman would always give Yunling and Wei Jingcheng more opportunities to be in the same frame during the recording.

In addition, the ratio of male and female nuns in the monk world is about the same.

In addition, Yunling and Wei Jingcheng have a certain mass base in the school!

So, when the two of them went to bed with peace of mind, in a section where the female nuns of the Monk's House like to get together very much, someone had already edited the pictures of the two of them on the same screen separately. Xiu actually quickly organized a fan club...

After confirming that the daily broadcast of the video starting on Wednesday did not seem to cause too much trouble in the lives of the two of them, the two of Yunling really enjoyed the campus life again with peace of mind.

The time has entered December, and the imperial capital has already entered the late autumn season. When Yunling and the two left the school this weekend, most of the trees, flowers and plants in the ordinary campus had already lost their leaves, showing a feeling of cold wind and bleakness.

Before the two of them left the academy, they had checked the weather forecast outside in advance, so they dug out the normal winter clothes and put them on in time, but when they walked out of the academy and came to the ordinary campus, they found out unexpectedly... They seem to feel that the outside is not as cold as they imagined?

Boys, especially the young and vigorous ones, are indeed better at keeping out the cold, but even so, in this early winter when the wind is blowing, it is impossible to not feel the chill at all when the cold wind blows on the face.

Yunling raised his hand to touch his own face, felt the cold wind blowing from the outside, and asked Wei Jingcheng doubtfully, "Is there something wrong with my sense of warmth?"

Wei Jingcheng looked at him helplessly: "You are a monk, a cultivator."

Yunling: ...I was stupid!

The two came to the KTV that they had been to last time all the way again. It happened that several waiters were there when they came last time. The waitresses were very excited and exchanged glances with each other, secretly exchanging information when the manager was not around.

"It's those two! Last time I said they are super handsome!"

"Are the two of them here to sing? Are they supposed to be students? Are there no other students?"

"Maybe it's a student. It should be from a nearby university. Last time it seemed that there were only the two of them?"

"Hey, only two boys come to sing together?"

"Hey - no way! Maybe there are others, but they haven't come yet?"

"They ordered small bags."

"It's okay even if two boys come to sing together? What are you making such a fuss about?"

"...I'm afraid they only want two boys to sing together..."

"Yes, yes, in that case, let's all give up..."

"You guys are thinking too much. It's normal for buddies who go to the same dormitory in college to come out and sing together on weekends, okay?"

"But isn't there four people in the general dormitory? There are only two of them..."

"Hey, handsome guys are all with handsome guys these days, I'm afraid we're really out of luck..."

……

The two people who entered the KTV took off their coats, and one went to the karaoke station in front to order music, while the other put the bird bag on the table and released his little parrot—yes, the reason why he decided to come to KTV again was that on the one hand It's because Yunling wants to howl and vent the pressure he has accumulated recently, and it's also because... his family Haha is born to like music, although he may get nervous when listening to music, but in the end it is also him Isn't Jia Zaizai's hobbies and talents?

As a qualified papa, you still need to affirm your child's preferences and guide them correctly!

Sure enough, after hearing the very dynamic music, Haha spread his two half-bald little wings, his two paws dangled in the bird bag, and his head quickly swayed left and right in accordance with the rhythm, and opened his eyes from time to time. Open your mouth and call out twice.

As this little guy grows bigger, its voice gradually changes from a simple humming sound, to occasionally making a not-so-pleasant ahhhhhhhhhh sound similar to that of an adult parrot.

Seeing the behavior of his little parrot, Yunling couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, but he still firmly believed: "Although the movements are a bit similar to the big parrot in the video, I think the way my family is jumping around is better than those bastards. Parrots are much more refined!"

Wei Jingcheng, who had just ordered a good song and returned to the sofa: ... I really don't know where did he come from with his mysterious confidence?