A Guide to Modern Cultivation

Yunling and Wei Jingcheng, one with an orange cat and one with a parrot, listened to the news on TV from time to time with their ears pricked up, prepared to rest for a while, and then they started their routine magic practice every afternoon.

At this time, the screen on the TV changed, the music sounded, and a commercial was suddenly inserted. The dynamic music combined with the magnetic male voice read out the content of the promotion, and a few words were passed to the ears of the two, causing their actions to pause. .

"...In-depth exploration of the inside story of China's five major cultivation colleges! The first cultivation reality show in history will be launched on Wednesday, December 12th at 5:9 p.m. on Cultivation One!"

The two slowly raised their heads with frozen expressions, and saw that the TV video was playing one scene after another, full of dynamic editing pictures, one face after another flashed across the screen, and occasionally there were a few dialogues to exchange, Laughing and other shots, combined with the strange scenery and environmental landforms that flashed from time to time, what made the two of them startled and their pupils dilated was that they actually saw the picture of the two of them in the camera!

"Wait, what's going on?!" Yunling felt his voice trembling.

Wei Jingcheng stared at the screen blankly. At this time, the commercial... No, it should be considered that the promotional screen has finished playing, and it is switched to the next news and current affairs program.

The two couldn't help turning their heads to look at each other. After a while, they took out their mobile phones and clicked on the class group, the school APP, and several software such as the monk's home.

Right now, it seems that because of the first broadcast of the ad just now, not many people know about it and see it. There are only people discussing it on the monk's home, and no one has posted related posts in the Huada Guxiu forum for the time being.

Yunling stabilized his confused mind: "Is that what we photographed earlier?"

Wei Jingcheng nodded, but at this moment he was thinking about another thing: "You don't sign a contract or give a commission for using our video as a program?"

Yunling: ...He felt that at some point, his brain hole and the speed of his thinking would never be able to compare with his roommate!

There are only two TV stations that the monks watch in total, which basically focus on news reports on current events and related reports on crack spaces in various countries in the world, and there are no entertainment programs.If you want to watch TV series or movies, you will still go to ordinary TV stations, or go directly to ordinary video websites to watch them.

In the end, I didn't expect that the broken video of the practice class at the end of the month they filmed before was turned into a show?Also put it on TV as the first so-called monk reality show? !

Yunling thought about it carefully, and couldn't help complaining: "Just our boring videos of digging grass and mines can be made into a program? Then monks have to be bored to watch that thing! There really is no program to show , just use this broken thing to top the tank?"

Wei Jingcheng had a pensive expression on his face: "I originally thought that these videos would be posted on the Internet at most, such as in the video area of ​​the monk's house. It seems that they should be testing the waters."

Compared with ordinary people, although monks can explore the crack space, in fact, in terms of entertainment, they still have to rely on the traditional variety shows and film and television works shot by ordinary people to pass the time.

It seems that the upper echelons of the comprehension world now want to make some changes, so they have to use the program format of ordinary society. First, they use the students' monthly tasks as a test to edit and show the results to see the effect.

"The problem is that they didn't tell us before? If they knew that this thing would be on TV..." Yunling suddenly became worried about his little parrot. The little parrot has been photographed!The dark history of the hair-shedding meat and eggs was recorded and put on TV for public execution... What if it will cause some psychological shadow on his little parrot in the future? !

When Wei Jingcheng was about to say something, Yunling suddenly stood up, holding the unknown little parrot in his hand and took out his mobile phone with a grim expression.

"What's wrong?" Wei Jingcheng was puzzled.

"Call my parents!" Yunling immediately dialed his mother's phone number without saying a word, regardless of whether they are currently performing tasks in the crack space.

Fortunately, his parents didn't have any tasks at this time, and the phone was close at hand, and they answered it without ringing twice.

"Mom, do you know what kind of variety show the monks have? It's a new show that cuts and cuts the videos of our practical classes..."

Wei Jingcheng had no idea what Yunling was going to do, so he had to sit obediently and listen to his phone call.

"I'm not talking about I want to be on TV, I don't want to be on TV, let alone showing off! I mean, can you think of a way to find someone to help me delete all the videos of my family's pets?"

"...No, I'm not afraid of exposing my spiritual pet. It hasn't shown any abilities yet. The problem is that it's a bird! The bird's feathers haven't even grown! When I grow up in the future, I will know that my childhood is black. If the history is watched by monks all over the country... what? The program may be introduced to foreign monks?! That's even worse! If this creates a psychological shadow on your grandson, what face will your son and your grandson have in the future? people?!"

"...I'm not being unreasonable! When you were young, you took pictures of me wearing crotch pants and spread them everywhere to deceive me. How can you deceive your grandchildren now? ...Don't you have many friends? The TV station can't think of a way Is it?...I don’t want my pocket money anymore! Can you use it to clear up the relationship?”

Wei Jingcheng: ... I really don't know how Yunling's parents felt when their son insisted on giving them a parrot grandson?

"What? You didn't recognize it without telling you before and after it was born?! Why! Haha, it's so cute! I, as a father, can just recognize it! Mom? It doesn't need a mother, I'm enough! I don't care , my son, if you recognize it or not, you have to recognize it, at worst, I will take it away from home!...Well, when the Chinese New Year comes, don't forget to prepare a gift for him...you are not allowed to buy birdcages! It is a spiritual pet! It has intelligence and dignity, not those stupid birds locked in cages!"

"Oh... There are still rules for taking spiritual pets on the plane and on the train? I see, okay, you can just send me the things when the time comes... No, you don't have to send them yourself, just send them to me, or where are you? After I’m done, I’ll go find you that afternoon, we don’t have classes every afternoon!”

Wei Jingcheng sat on the sidelines, listening to his own ears while his roommate was chatting with his parents, gradually deviated from the original plan to let his parents find a relationship, edited out the video related to the little parrot, and finally went back home inexplicably During the Chinese New Year, I need to receive a red envelope for the little parrot, as well as the special consignment procedures for the spiritual pet when I take the train back to my hometown...

After hanging up the phone, Yunling had lingering fear on his face: "I've never heard that when a spiritual pet takes those vehicles, they need to go through special procedures through special passages before they can get on the car?"

Wei Jingcheng glanced at him silently: "You didn't ask before." Although his orange cat was able to hide when going through the security check, but because of the long distance from his hometown to the imperial capital, in order to avoid trouble, so before coming to school It is still the imperial capital that has gone through special procedures and only came through special carriages made of special passages.

It's just that the two of them didn't think of this stubble before, so they forgot.

"I didn't expect that either." Yunling patted his chest, "But I don't dare to let them deliver the pass in person, either I will pick it up or let them send it over. The last time they came, they pissed me off so much. How troublesome, it also caused rumors to spread in the school, and somehow became some kind of rich second generation? Rather than letting them come over, I might as well make a trip myself!"

Wei Jingcheng held back very rationally, and didn't remind Yunling that when he called before, the purpose he originally wanted to achieve was actually not achieved, but he just followed him and said, "I can go with you when the time comes." Thinking of that incident, he started to quarrel with his parents. If the couple wanted to go to Quan Wu Xing, no one would protect Dianyunling, and this silly boy would definitely suffer...

Yun's father and Yun's mother: Although we sound like we are raising a baby in the cloud, we are also biological friends after all?

After Yunling made a phone call, he turned back and refreshed the forum and class chat group, and found that the TV promotional video just now had been discovered by the students and the monks who had nothing to do at the moment. After editing and throwing it on the Internet, all of a sudden, whether it was in the forum or the class group, everything was instantly lit up.

Many students who were obediently practicing spells and meditating in the dormitory in the afternoon were also called by their roommates or other students to go online. They ran to the video area of ​​the monk's home to click on the advertisement, and found that they had appeared in the The group exclaimed - I'm on TV!

Those that didn't appear in the promotional video, some people just congratulated them bitterly, and secretly guessed whether they each had a scene that could appear in the feature film?

Yunling and Yunling are considered to be the pinnacle of good looks among the first-year boys in this year, and the chance of going abroad is expected by everyone. Except that there are still some people who are sour, everyone is not too surprised. The clipped footage of students apparently from other schools is of more interest.

Unlike the students in the school, those casual cultivators became even more excited after seeing the announcement.The situation of casual cultivators is different from that of students. The vast majority of students are gifted, so before they were admitted to universities and various monk colleges, many of them had not entered the Broken Dimension to get inheritance, and they could also get it after admission. Formal inheritance of skills and practice.

But compared to casual cultivators, the students learn the same things in school. Although the foundation is more solid, but because there are so many spells and other things in each school, it seems that they are not as good as casual cultivators. colorful.

Correspondingly, casual cultivators will also envy and envy the students who can get the orthodox inheritance in the school, and the teachers who can preach and teach.But they can only get into the crack space again and again to take risks.

To sum it up briefly, that is to say, students are envious of casual practitioners who can go on adventures and experience various fragmented spaces, and their life is wonderful and exciting.But casual cultivators are envious of what students can learn without taking risks...

So now there is such a program to let them know what these students are probably learning in school?Is there any knowledge that can be learned from it?Or simply use this program to simply pass the time, which makes them look forward to it very much.

The author has something to say: Students: I am hot on TV!I want to be hot on TV!

Yunling: Ahhh!What if the black history that was photographed is seen by others, and Haha will have a psychological shadow in the future that will affect his growth and health! ?

Wei Jingcheng: ...I always feel that my roommate sometimes thinks too much.

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