football fanatic

I have always scolded the national football team for playing like shit, but the fans never thought that they would really become a pile of Xiang.

A large number of netizens sent congratulatory messages to the national football team, expressing their joy at their insane adventure of being splashed with shit.After learning that Bi Xia had escaped, the fans shouted that God has eyes.

Nima is also from the national team, why don't you look down on people like this.Bi Xia's teammates from the national team all looked at him with a cannibalistic green light in their eyes. Bi Xia flinched in fright from the pair of bright eyes. He touched his nose, then proudly puffed out his small chest, "You guys This is jealousy... I'm going crazy with envy." Said that jealousy is too provocative, Bi Xia cleverly changed the words.

What was even more exciting came. At the press conference that followed, the crowd of heads and the swishing shots once again made the players of the national football team feel sour.Just ask which player doesn't want to be a superstar and be conquered by media fans crying and singing.

Before officially entering the venue, Bi Xia got Mourinho's advice. He was dressed in a three-piece suit to show his appearance to the highest point. As soon as he appeared, he was poked by his teammates in sportswear. Became a hedgehog.The national team has no suit sponsors, and the national pigs have no money to pretend to be aggressive.

Bi Xia's small notebook records that he must maintain good interaction with the media.His foundation in the national team is still shallow, and for the time being he can only rely on public opinion and fans' preference to deter officials.

Two days after Bi Xia came to the national team, the Football Association made a decision to take over the influx of advertisements.Seeing that his professional field had been violated, Fazeli was so angry that sparks spewed out of his nose. He rolled up his sleeves and demanded that all members of the national team leave the country. With a swipe of a pen, he turned these advertisements into group advertisements for the national team. .One is because the quality of many commodities in China is confusing, and the other is that the society has very high moral requirements for the public.

Don't look at the current domestic fans who hold Bi Xia on the altar, how much love they have now, and how much demand they will bear in the future, sugar cane is not as sweet as two ends.Fazeli absolutely didn't want Bi Xia to fall for unscrupulous advertisements. He and Bi Xia eliminated the advertisements individually. When the national football team leader saw the one or two contracts they handed back, the corners of his mouth twitched so fast that he went mad.

When the national football officials announced that Bi Xia would wear No. 7 to fight for the country, fans and the media were delighted that No. 7 reflected Bi Xia's status, and they all cheered for Bi Xia's entry into the national team.

But Bi Xia received the photo sent by Ronaldo with a disheveled face.The national team uniforms of Portugal and China are both red. Portugal's No. 7 and China's No. 7 are really a bit of a brother.Before Bi Xia questioned what Ronaldo meant by shortening his head, Ronaldo came to complain cheaply, "I'm your idol, so just say it."

C Luo didn't expect that Bi Xia would worship him so much, and pretended to be reserved on weekdays, but in private, he secretly chose the same number as himself. Ronaldo complained helplessly, hey, it is really troublesome to have a duplicity fan!

Bi Xia understood Ronaldo's brain circuit from his innocent and self-willed face, slapped his face with his big hand, covered his eyes weakly with five fingers, and held his breath secretly, "Please talk to me after you get to No. 7 in Real Madrid. Debt See you! Narcissistic mule!"

In the eyes of Ronaldo, Bi Xia's rampage is arrogant: Bi Xia couldn't wait to follow him to Real Madrid.

The domestic fans hadn't passed the din of gongs and drums, but they faintly felt the malice of this world. It seemed that the national football version of the Gongdou drama kicked off before their eyes.

First, Mourinho tweeted Bi Xia, "Let you go back to play football, not to shoot commercials." Then he posted a photo of spanking.

Bi Xia sadly put up a small picture of ╮(╯▽╰)╭. Before the fans understood what was going on, they were overwhelmed by the national football advertisement that popped up suddenly in the prime time of CCTV.

Fuck, I've never seen such a crude and direct advertisement. On the screen, a string of players from the national football team are holding up products and giggling, "xxx, that's my choice."

The audience really wanted to rush into the TV and sack them all.

I don't know where the advertiser found an amateur lighting engineer, and the beautiful scenery of the players' saliva was clearly in the eyes of the audience.The audience couldn't help but mourn for Bi Xia, who was standing in the center, who was not covered in shit, but ended up taking a shower with the saliva of his teammates.

The sympathetic faces flashed by, and the audience rushed to the computer and waited for the skin to be built. Countless posts detailing the oral problems of pigs in China were published. Many former teammates found out that their teammates broke the news, which made the onlookers shudder. , Silently lit the wax for Bi Xia.

Before they had time to sympathize with Bi Xia, the audience discovered that Bi Xia had several advertisements popping up. The intensive bombing reminded fans of Mourinho's complaints.

Did Bi Xia let the national pig force her into prostitution?The fans ran to the official website to demonstrate in a hurry, and then Bi Xia took the lead in an interview and turned the fans' protest from the Football Association into himself. His expression was very serious, "I accept the criticism of the fans, and I will work hard Play football and don't let the advertisements crowd out your training."

After expressing his position, Bi Xia acted like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, and rejected all the remaining advertising offers.Even if the team leader proposed to increase the share of advertising revenue, Bi Xia did not give them room to maneuver, and used the protests of the fans to block their mouths, "The results are the first to make money."

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Bi Xia is not familiar with the current national team, and he was busy shooting commercials first, so he didn't have a few serious training sessions with his teammates at all.Bi Xia doesn't value money, but there are teammates who don't have the same idea as him. Bi Xia refuses to shoot, so the merchant will naturally not look for the scolded products like Guozhu.The money they received flew away with wings, and several people complained several times, and even said in a loud voice that Bi Xia was pure and noble.

Bi Xia is not the kind of person who can bear it, and when the towel fell on the spot, the faces of those few people turned into palettes in fright.

"Treat the fans to be blind! If the fans don't scold us to death if we lose the game, we won't be doing our job properly. Besides, the advertisers will be able to pay for such a small amount of money. When we win the game, the advertising fee will double. Take care of yourself." Previously It was Mr. who asked him to have a snack, and Bi Xia finally waited for the opportunity to give this sentence to others.

"Win the French team"

The malicious rhetorical question made Bi Xia stunned. In Inter Milan, no one dared to question the matter of winning, but in the Chinese national team, this kind of mourning mentality abounds.It is better to say that the national football team has a deformed mentality than its inferior skills. The honor cabinet is even more empty than Arsenal, but it is bearish on winning and losing.A lot of people think that being selected for the national team is a show with no bottom line and no lower limit, and they don't care if they win a game or lose a game.

Because of this quarrel, Bi Xia couldn't get the cooperation of his teammates in the subsequent training, and even got kicked on the leg several times during the confrontation.The head coach Gao Hongbo couldn't see it, so he raised a few words, but the teammates still accidentally bumped into Bi Xia's leg, and after the collision, he apologized to Bi Xia in a good voice, and sincerely made Bi Xia want to beat them with his fists.

In a fit of rage, Bi Xia grabbed the ball and passed all of them, and volleyed. The football brushed the goalkeeper's face with a sharp wind, and got into the net.

There was no sound on the training field, Bi Xia listened to his panting to calm down, then he turned around, put his hands on his hips, looked at his teammates provocatively, and then hooked his fingers at them.Bi Xia no longer cared about their self-esteem, and used his housekeeping skills to sneak them into dogs one by one.

The staff put down their work and watched Bi Xia running with the ball alone in front of him, followed by a group of embarrassed tails. Finally, Bi Xia stepped on the bicycle and shook the goalkeeper like a dog. After passing the goalkeeper Slowly push the football into the net.

Bi Xia's national team teammates were so humiliated that they were about to cry. Although they had been embarrassed by this team and that team before, they were from abroad. They played well and made the national football team rise. It is only natural that they played poorly.They used to feel aggrieved when they were called national pigs, and they just wanted to tell the fans that you can do it, but now that they are compared by Bi Xia, they also feel that they are really not as good as pigs.

No matter how clamoring and dissatisfied they come again, these old players have convinced Bi Xia in their hearts, and they have gotten closer to Bi Xia after training.

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The bird's nest on the 5th was overcrowded, and there were fans wearing the uniforms of the 7th team. They were very optimistic about the warm-up match between the Chinese team and the French team. What was optimistic was not the results, but Bi Xia's return.

"I can accept losing two goals. I am a fan of Bixia."

"You said that I accept your interview, can you give me Bixia's autograph?"

"Of course I will support the national pig, with Bi Xia here."

The fans showed their love in front of the camera, but Bi Xia didn't know anything about it. At this time, he was sitting in the conference room with his teammates and listening to the leader's pre-match mobilization. The three-hour meeting made Bi Xia's ass flatten up.After swearing to the national flag that he would win, the word dismissal was like a sound of nature. Bi Xia was the first to walk out of the meeting room after a few steps, relying on his long legs.

After walking away, Bi Xia felt on Twitter that the national football team is not easy. Outsiders see it as a cloud, but the national team teammates all praise it.

Bi Xia and his teammates could only comprehend the indescribable sense of mystery that stimulated the curiosity of the fans, but the national football team's teeth were tight and they were unwilling to say a word.The fans were so anxious that they scratched their heads, but seeing that Bi Xia and his teammates got along quite harmoniously, they felt satisfied.

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Four years ago, the Chinese and French teams also played a warm-up match before the World Cup.At that time, France won 3-1, and the scene of forward Cisse's leg bone being tackled by Zheng Zhi is also vivid.Fearing the recurrence of the "Cisse broken leg incident", the national football players were given the order "not to kick and injure the opponent's players" before the game.Therefore, in the first half of the friendly match, the national football team seemed a little cautious. Due to the fear of hurting the French superstars, the national football players generally behaved more disciplinedly.

Coach Gao Hongbo also properly arranged the strategy of sticking to the defense, retreating half of the court and allowing the French team to attack.Under such circumstances, the French team was able to besiege the national football goal unscrupulously throughout the game, with a ball possession rate of over 68%, and even 20 of 10 shots hit the national football goal frame.Fortunately, the national football goalkeeper Zeng Cheng performed well, miraculously saving the shots of superstars such as Ribery, Henry and Gallas time and time again, trying to keep the goal clean.

The fans in front of the TV couldn't find Bi Xia even with a magnifying glass, and asked online where Bi Xia was?Didn't start?

Bixia, as the single arrow in the counterattack, stayed alone in the French half, standing under the sun and looking up at the sky boredly.

Everyone in the French team knows that Bi Xia is the most important part of the Chinese team's offense, and they are stuck on Bi Xia's part.Facts have proved that the French team was overthinking. Except for Bi Xia, the Chinese team passed the ball like an undercover agent and shot like a clearance. The ball could not be passed to Bi Xia at all.

Bored and bored, Bi Xia and the French goalkeeper flirted with each other, and the two of them just moved a small bench and sat down to eat sunflower seeds.Just when the goalkeeper winked, the football flew over unexpectedly, which scared him into a cold sweat. Fortunately, the goal post was strong enough to block the football's route, and declined a world wave from Bi Xia.

The goalkeeper came back to his senses and saw Bi Xia's annoyed look, and secretly scolded him for being a villain and making cheap moves.

Bi Xia raised his eyebrows at the goalkeeper, not because our army is not strong enough, so we can only play tricks.

At the end of halftime, neither side scored a goal, and the score was temporarily goalless.

During the intermission, domestic commentators praised Bi Xia from hair to toe, obviously Bi Xia had very few chances to touch the ball within 45 minutes.

In the second half, they changed sides and fought again. The surprise came quickly. In the 58th minute of the game, the French defender brought down Bixia in defense, and the Chinese team got a free kick.

In the breathless anticipation of tens of thousands of people, Bixia's free kick pierced the French goalkeeper's ten fingers and the ball hit the lower left corner of the goal.

The Chinese team led the French team 1-0.

Whoops!

The whole field was full of red, and the fans jumped up and were going crazy. Bi Xia's goal made them extremely excited.

The slow motion shows that the free kick shot by Bixia's right foot fell rapidly after jumping over the wall, and with a strange arc. The French goalkeeper completely misjudged the direction and watched the ball fly into the net in embarrassment.

After the game, the domestic media shamelessly compared this goal with the classic long shot that Carlos scored against Barthez back then, "China No. 7 scored a world wave that is enough to be included in the world's 100 wonderful goals!"

In the last 20 minutes of the game, the situation of the whole game changed completely.The French team, who couldn't afford to lose, began to get serious, pressing wildly and slamming fiercely, as if they were behind in the World Cup final.But what really makes people feel emotional is the Chinese men's football team. Bi Xia retreated, and 11 people huddled in their own half. "Of course, the order was also thrown out of the back of my mind.The international players on the field showed unprecedented tenacity and tenacity.This attitude of united will has never been seen in the Chinese men's football team in the past.

Even the CCTV commentator expressed emotion that this kind of united will to fight for victory has never been seen even in the Asian Cup and World Cup qualifiers of the national football team.

Amidst the prayers of the Chinese fans, the final whistle finally sounded. The Chinese team defeated France 1-0, becoming the first Asian team to defeat France. It was also the first time in 1984 years since the defeat of Argentina in 26 that the world's top team beheaded. Fall from the horse.

Almost a second later, the news of China's victory over the world champion France team flew to every corner of China.

"The Greatest Victory in 26 Years!The World Cup champion witnessed the miracle night of the Chinese team! "

"Bi Xia forced the ninth in the world to death!"He is China's Maradona! "

"Gao Hongbo interprets China's magic bird, saying that the French team can enter the final"

"Great France is vulnerable, His Majesty's free kick unexpectedly achieved great results"

Many people cannot believe their eyes!

Is it football?Yes!

It's not a women's football game, is it?It's men's football!

The opponent is women's football?No, the opponent is the runner-up of the last World Cup, the French men's football team with Ribery, Govou, Malouda, Henry and Anelka!

After confirming the news one by one, I was surprised!Incredible!unbelievable!After breaking the fear of Korea in the East Asian semi-finals, the Chinese men's football team once again surprised the fans and left them speechless.As the creator of the miracle, Bixia, the leader of the national team, was enthusiastically sought after by the Chinese people. It was he who broke the French goal with a world wave-like fallen leaf ball.

After the game, the Chinese team and their French teammates exchanged jerseys. Bi Xia defeated Bayern in the first official game. He and Ribery were barely acquaintances.In a blink of an eye, I saw Benzema blinking at him, and Bi Xia's eyebrows were piled in the middle. Benzema walked over and hung on Bi Xia's body, and his hand slipped down weakly, "touching" from Bi Xia's shoulder to butt.If Bi Xia was a woman, she would find Benzema's wink very sexy, making people tickle.It's a pity that Bixia is a man. The overly enthusiastic nature of the French made Bixia directly put the word "abnormal" on Benzema's forehead.

If Benzema knew Bixia's thoughts, he would definitely shout for injustice.In fact, Benzema came to Bixia to communicate with his teammates in advance. After he led Lyon to eliminate Real Madrid, he was stolen by Florentino with a check. He was hinted that Bixia would also transfer to Real Madrid next season.Therefore, Benzema wants to seize the opportunity to form a handsome alliance with Bi Xia to attack the Real Madrid locker room.

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After successfully appearing in the first game of the national team, Bi Xia is proud of himself, but after encountering crazy fans knocking on the window in the middle of the night, and the strange thing that his underwear always disappears inexplicably, Bi Xia is frightened by the enthusiasm of the fans, and finally rushes to sit all night His plane was also canceled by fans who stole the ID number.

Bi Xia, who finally returned to Milan, apologized to the fans on social platforms, and a large group of fans confidently said that they did not want Bi Xia to leave.Bi Xia could only protest weakly, "Then don't let me go back to China and turn it into a horror movie, I'm a coward!"

After returning to the league from the national team, Bi Xia found that the league had changed. AC Milan's backwardness paralyzed Inter Milan to a certain extent. Mourinho and the whole team believed that as long as they took the lead, everything was under control, but they did not notice the Roman wolves hiding behind Milan.Finally in the 33rd round after Inter Milan drew with Fiorentina, Roma took the opportunity to surpass the Nerazzurri in the standings. After "Telephone Gate", Inter Milan lost the initiative to compete for the league championship for the first time in the sprint stage of the season!