football fanatic

When Bi Xia received a call claiming to be the national team coach Gao Hongbo, he was stopping the bleeding from his nose.

It turned out that on April Fool's Day, Bi Xia upheld the friendly spirit of being happy alone, and did not forget to trick his teammates.An online program of pretending to be a ghost and scaring people provided inspiration for Bi Xia, and Bi Xia was going to pretend to be a ghost to scare his teammates at night.

The training lasted until the evening, Bixia slipped into the locker room early, put a very long wig on his head, and squeezed ketchup on his hair.The lights were off when the Inter Milan generals entered the locker room. Materazzi, who was walking in the front, was about to turn on the lights, but found a mass of black hair in front of him, and there was blood on the hair.This unknown creature crawled on the ground in a distorted posture, quickly approached him, and made strange noises.

Materazzi yelled in fear, raised his hand and punched him, and then he heard Bixia's scream.When Materazzi woke up, Bi Xia was already lying on the ground with blood under his nose.

Bi Xia could not steal chickens and lose rice. He originally wanted to shock his teammates, but after being frightened, Materazzi reacted strongly, making Bi Xia a fool on April 4.

Just as Bi Xia was about to agree to the invitation from the national team, his eyes happened to see April 4st displayed on the calendar.Bi Xia scratched his face and hung up the phone. He hummed a tune and was proud of his IQ. He must be playing tricks on him again.

Just thinking about how to make persistent efforts to celebrate April Fool's Day, Bi Xia was frequently interrupted by the phone number just now, and amidst the endless ringing, his mood suddenly became very bad.

Bi Xia ran into the kitchen with the phone, pressed the answer button, and raised the kitchen knife with his right hand to cut on the cutting board. Finally, the sharpness of the kitchen knife scraping the knife and fork made Gao Hongbo's teeth drool.

Completely different from the rough movements, Bi Xia's voice was light and ghostly, "Boy, believe it or not, I'll cut you up and cook you." Seeing the other party was so scared that he couldn't speak, Bi Xia's mood Slightly raised, hung up the phone and raised his arm, and hit the thumb towards the index finger, but the finger was about to break without snapping.Bi Xia, who was suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder, turned on the faucet and made a muffled sound when his fingers were wet.

Gao Hongbo persistently called Bixia's agent Fazeli's mobile phone, "I am really the national football coach Gao Hongbo."

Speaking of Bi Xia's selection to the national team, Gao Hongbo stuttered, he really had no face to say the invitation, the reason is that the Football Association did not handle this matter properly.Not recruiting early and not recruiting later, but there was a leak in the Chinese Super League, and the Football Association thought of recruiting Bi Xia into the national team. They clearly wanted to use this incident to divert public attention.

Several former leaders and bosses of the Football Association are still under interrogation and investigation "in the bureau", and the new "layman leadership team" has taken office.In the waves of turmoil, Gao Hongbo, a very native local head coach, has very little right to speak.As early as February, Gao Hongbo wanted to recruit Bi Xia to return to China to participate in the East Asian semi-finals, but the leaders decided to grind Bi Xia's temper. As a result, the National Football Team's unexpected victory gave the new leadership the confidence to reject Bi Xia.

The Chinese national football team has emerged a group of young players in the East Asian semi-finals, such as MVP Dewey and Qu Bo. Their eye-catching performance made the Football Association breathe a sigh of relief: as long as these people can gain a firm foothold in the national team, they can compress Bi Xia's role in the national team.Bi Xia, the Football Association will naturally recruit, but the Football Association does not intend to be controlled by others.

"We have seen the shadow of Barcelona from Gao Jiajun, and I have already seen the hope of the national football team. Bi Xia is an excellent athlete, but football is a team sport, and his outstanding personal ability may not be able to bring any help to the entire team." After winning the East Asian semi-finals championship, he returned home with honor. The chairman of the Football Association, Wei Di, personally picked up the plane and responded positively to the question of recruiting Bi Xia for the first time.

The champion of the East Asian semi-finals made the fans see the hope of the revitalization of the national football team in the gloom. When they were excited, they temporarily accepted Viddy's thoughts. At least his words sounded very professional and reasonable.

The Football Association wants to grasp the honor and rights with one hand, and the pie in the East Asian semi-finals made them dizzy. They vigorously exaggerated how good Chinese football is after the anti-corruption and anti-gangsters.It's a pity that the cowhide has blown the sky. The reality is that the Chinese Super League is still not improving. Many games are slow-paced, negative in tactics, rough in technology, and frequent low-level mistakes are drowsy.The level of the Chinese Super League clubs has been shamefully proved in the AFC Champions League. The top 4 teams in the Chinese Super League were defeated by the Korean club 8:0.Entering April, the Chinese Super League teams failed to even get a draw in the AFC Champions League group stage, and the early elimination of the 4 Chinese Super League teams from the group stage is a foregone conclusion.

Fear of Korea has spread from the national team to the club's competition, and fans even surrounded the entrance of the VIP hall of the stadium in rage, shouting slogans such as "Down with the black whistle! Let the Chinese Football Association give an explanation!" to the press conference room separated by a wall.Seeing the players’ buses leaving the stadium, some fans broke down and threw mineral water bottles and other sundries in the past, and accompanied by a lot of scolding, the reporter noticed that several foreign players raised their middle fingers out of the window, which further stimulated the fans’ emotions .

Conflicts between fans and players escalated. A large number of fans wanted to break through the police siege. Some fans waved sticks holding flags, making people think they wanted to use force to solve the problem.The players thought the fans wanted to attack, so the two sides attacked each other.

The spokesperson of the Football Association angrily denounced many Chinese fans for being willing to degenerate and become football hooligans. The incident of provoking referees occurred again in the Super League.

After Hangzhou Nobel Greentown Huanglong lost to Beijing Guoan at home, hundreds of fans surrounded the entrance of the stadium hall and shouted: "Referee, get out!"

A fan held up a 100 yuan bill and shouted: "Isn't it just sending money? We also have money! Everyone take out the money!" Another fan found a large 5 yuan check from nowhere model, yelling, "Here comes the money for the referee!"

This joke drew applause from everyone.

After the national team won the East Asian Final Four, their ranking in Fifa did not rise. It turned out that FIFA defined the nature of the East Asian Final Four as a friendly match.Since the 2006 World Cup in Germany, FIFA has been weakening the influence of friendly matches to prevent certain "friendly match kings" from relying on some insignificant victories to greatly improve their rankings.Therefore, the gold content of the East Asian champion is not as good as defeating Vietnam.

Finding that Chinese football is still the same, the media collectively turned against them, how much they praised the new Football Association before, and now they are so black. The Football Association can't control the trend of public opinion at all, so it can only change its words suddenly, saying that the tragic performance of Chinese football can be explained by "hard to return", The current failure is nothing more than continuing to "pay" for the original darkness.The fans and the media didn't buy it, and the Football Association had no choice but to pull out Bi Xia to avoid the limelight.

Bi Xia confirmed that he was selected for the national team and will participate in the warm-up match between China and France on April 4.He rushed to the outside of his husband's villa overnight, and dragged him out of his wife's bed in the middle of the night.

The corners of Mourinho's mouth drooped in an obvious arc, and he stared at Bi Xia angrily. The bloated bags under his eyes made him look a little stupid.Bi Xia's eyes slipped down involuntarily.

"Drink too much, edema." Mourinho here is useless to make excuses for his figure, he took a breath and sat on the sofa, his back slightly bent, and his belly disappeared in the blink of an eye.

When Mourinho heard that Bi Xia was finally recruited by the Chinese national team, he sincerely congratulated him, "Congratulations, your wishes come true." It is estimated that Mourinho's smirk frightened Bi Xia. rubbing his ass, "Sir?"

"You woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me this shit."

"No." Bi Xia bowed his head, and he asked his husband how to deal with the national team's locker room, especially in China, where profit-seeking football and leadership authority abound.

"Huh?" Mourinho took a long time, stretched out his hand to pinch Bi Xia's face, and lifted his face, "You don't have to think about these issues, if you don't have enough IQ, don't commit crimes with high IQ, honestly kick Ball, that's easier."

Bixia put his head on Mourinho's chin. He just panicked. After being hurt by Mourinho, he realized that he was just going to play football. It's none of his business. .Besides, doesn't he have Mr.This is a fighting Buddha!

Bixia pushed Mourinho to the sofa, beat his legs and rubbed his shoulders, "Sir, I was hacked, you have to save me."

Mourinho flicked Bi Xia's nose, "As long as you have red eyes on your country's media, everything will be solved." He has seen the exaggerated protection of Bi Xia from the Chinese media and fans. Xia can be overthrown, it can only show that he was infected with athlete's foot by his teammates of the national team, and his performance on the court did not meet the expectations of the fans.

"I heard that Spain sent people to contact you, and Florentino is also lobbying you. You join the Chinese team. I think this is really a bad choice."

Bi Xia admitted that joining the Chinese team was an emotional choice rather than a rational one. "If you can't go back when the country needs me, then it will be useful to go back in the future. No matter how awesome it is, it has nothing to do with China."

Only by putting on the five-star red flag can Bi Xia be worthy of the support of Chinese fans.There are so many football geniuses born in the world every year, and he is not the only golden boy, but he can gain a super high reputation that does not match his worth because of the billions of fans standing behind him and the unreasonable media that protects the calf people.

Many people say that he is a Chinese, and it is not easy to play football like this.He is difficult. If you want to say who is the most difficult person, Chinese fans are definitely one of them.For the great football cause, although they can't be said to die, they are definitely dedicated.

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Bi Xia came out of the VIP passage of Beijing Capital Airport, and the whole hall was packed with fans in red jerseys.

As soon as they saw Bi Xia, they felt as if they had been injected with chicken blood.

"Bi Xia! Bi Xia! Bi Xia!" They yelled desperately, and many fans cheered for Bi Xia with their upper body waving their jerseys.

The exhaustion of the long-distance flight was swept away. After asking the airport bodyguards for their opinions, Bi Xia shook hands with the fans one by one at a safe distance under their guards, and his wrists were numb when signing in.

A reporter couldn't restrain his excitement and hugged Bi Xia, "Thank you for coming back." He knew that Bi Xia had given up on Spain and returned to the hopeless Chinese national team.

Bi Xia took a special car to the Dabao Hotel to report the meeting. Along the way, there was a long queue of cars behind. Many drivers on the road quickly knew that Bi Xia was back under the noise of the fans. The epic congested city of Beijing felt unimpeded traffic.

When they arrived at the hotel, Bi Xia was told to go through the back door, because the hotel entrance was already blocked by fans who had heard the news.

Bi Xia successfully entered the Dabao Hotel. The passing guests and waiters felt as if they had epilepsy when they saw him. Because of the four big black-faced bodyguards around Bi Xia, they did not dare to come over. When his eyes met, he immediately turned his face and screamed.

The hotel manager in charge of the reception told Bi Xia that he played football in Italy all the year round, unless he was rich, handsome and Bai Fumei, it would be too difficult for ordinary fans to meet him, and the fans would be rare for him, that’s why they behaved so gaffe .

Bi Xia was surprised that he got a single-person suite. Since the other team members gathered two days earlier than him, they got on the bus early this morning to go to a nearby stadium for training.

After Bi Xia put down his luggage, the first thing he did was to imitate the ferocious expression of his husband in the mirror.Before leaving Milan, Mourinho taught temporarily, telling Bixia to be polite to his national team teammates and keep a distance, but also let them understand that you are not easy to mess with.

"I've read the information. The gap between your strength and theirs is too great. You use your strength to completely crush them during training and break their psychological defense. After getting along for a period of time and understanding everyone's temperament, you have a choice Show friendliness." Bi Xia took out his notebook and recited Mr.'s advice.

Bi Xia waited in the room for several hours without waiting for his teammates to come back.

Could it be that they want to give me a blow?Bi Xia waited silently.

Ren Bixia thought about it, but he didn't expect that he would welcome a group of shitty teammates on his first day of reporting for the national team.

It turned out that the national football bus had a rear-end collision with a fecal suction truck on the way back. The front glass of the national football bus was broken, and Leng Xiang broke the gear and rushed into the car.It took eight lifetimes of bad luck for the national football team to suffer such shit luck. Most of the players were covered in feces.

When the national team player covered in feces walked towards him, Bi Xia thought that this was probably the way it was said to be sprayed on his face. He really felt that the picture in front of him was so beautiful that he dared not look at it. He walked back to the room to wash Eye.

As for the first meeting with Bi Xia, the other Chinese team players just wanted to say: Idiots!