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Bi Xia knelt at Mourinho's feet, buried his face in his lap, and Mourinho was softened by Bi Xia's aggrieved appearance, and when he heard Bi Xia sniffing his nose, he immediately felt No, something cool is sticking to my thigh.Mourinho froze for two or three seconds, then pulled Bixia's hair and lifted his head. Bixia also saw the marks on Mourinho's pants, and his whole face was burning red. Scratching his head and smirking at Mourinho.

Mourinho glared at him angrily, his stomach suddenly protruded, and Bixia looked at the soft flesh that was close at hand, and squeezed it cheaply.The next moment, Mourinho's heavy snort puffed up Bi Xia's bangs. Bi Xia's body was hot and cold, and he was extremely embarrassed. He heard a group of mud horses galloping past behind Mr. Haha.

Bi Xia slapped that foul hand hard, and Messi was used to it casually, and wanted to do it when he saw a small belly, but he kicked the iron plate of Mr.

Mourinho glanced at Bixia's flushed back of his hand, straightened his back, straightened his shirt casually, and covered up his belly with familiarity.Bi Xia knew that he shouldn't add fuel to the fire, but his eyes were always surreptitiously tracing his husband's stomach.How can Bi Xia's small actions hide Mourinho.Mourinho felt that Bixia's youth made him feel pain in his heart, thinking that he was also a well-proportioned and handsome guy when he was young.Mourinho thought secretly, when Bi Xia was old, he would have to point at his nose and laugh at his figure.Mourinho carefully wrote Bixia in his diary.

Bi Xia didn’t seem to need his psychological counseling either. Mourinho left resolutely with a mocked heart. Before he left, he turned into Wolfart’s office to understand Bi Xia’s injury in detail. And took a detailed report to the team doctor, asking them to estimate the approximate time of Bi Xia's comeback.

Sneijder, who transferred from Real Madrid, improved Inter Milan's midfield situation, but Sneijder did not adapt to life in Milan. The three years spent in Real Madrid made the Dutch midfielder a bit disheartened.Mourinho hoped that Sneijder could let go of the game on the court, and then he shook his head regretfully. If Bixia hadn't been injured, everyone would have seen the chemical effect of his collision with Sneijder earlier.He believes that the offensive midfield combination of Bixia and Sneijder will boom! boom! boom!The detonation of the whole Europe, that picture makes people tremble with excitement.

Bixia didn't expect that he was still grinning his teeth and rebuilding here, and Mourinho started thinking about how to use him over there.No wonder Mourinho is impatient, without Bi Xia as the pinnacle of the sea, the Inter Milan striker masturbates every game, and Balotelli occasionally loves to pose against the empty goal.At first glance, I thought Inter Milan's striker was the opposing team's central defender, and the big-footed clearance was really awesome.

The Nerazzurri fans watched the team miss a single goal and fly away with an empty goal on the left. No amount of quick-acting heart-relief pills was useless. The state of these frontcourt players was simply miserable.In the case of a weak frontcourt, the performance of the defense is naturally very conspicuous, and Inter Milan did not lose too badly because of their excellent defense.But there are more draws, and the pressure on the team is not small.Especially in the case of a three-game tie in the Champions League, only by winning all the remaining three games can it be possible to qualify.

Faced with the team's poor goals, Inter Milan fans naturally miss Bi Xia very much.Facing those competitors who were obsessed with digging golden boys all day long, they turned red-eyed and threatened viciously: whoever lusts after digging Bixia will break his leg and get in his mouth!

Bi Xia enjoys the fans singing his name on the field. Although it is a bit unkind to stimulate his teammates, for a seriously injured football player, the most terrifying thing is not that the injury has healed but there is no position, but that the fans love the new and dislike the old , I think you are superfluous.

In order to repay the fans, Bi Xia excitedly asked the nurse to take a photo of him sweating profusely. The sweatshirt, which was thinned by sweat, was tightly attached to the skin, and he slowly described every inch of Bi Xia's texture. This kind of male temperature almost covers you through the camera pocket.

However, Bi Xia's meat sale this time did not reap the screams of satisfaction from the fans. A group of people on Twitter asked about Bi Xia's size.

The cause was the photo of Royce posted by Bi Xia.

This photo exposed Bi Xia's whereabouts, and the number of reporters wandering outside Dortmund's training ground suddenly increased several times. They stared at every figure suspected of Bi Xia, but the owner failed to find him, but Gotze and Roy were photographed playing. The protruding lower body from time to time.

Gotze's tall and raised shape is really spectacular. After countless people worshiped the photo, Gotze's nickname became Geda/*.Gotze couldn't imagine that he would become popular in Europe because of this kind of shit.

A good fan posted a photo of Geda* to Bixia's Twitter, implicitly asking Bixia's size and whether he could fight Geda*.The lively netizens immediately lined up to watch, silently giving praise to that witty little friend.

Bi Xia's jaw was about to drop, and when he saw the square and upright Chinese character comments, he suddenly felt that he was outdated. Is it really good for the guys in the motherland to be so unruly?Can you still tease them happily!

Bi Xia closed his mouth that could stuff eggs, but unexpectedly, a former teammate stabbed him. Mata happily answered the fan's doubts!

In seconds, Castilla's teammates praised and commented countless times one after another.

Guti also stepped in and commented on the figures given by Mata, "Σ(°△°|||)︴ is it a lie? It must have been corrected!"

"We measured it in the locker room! ╭(╯^╰)╮" Adan completely exposed the turbulent youth of the Castilian boys.

Boys, urine races, competitions and other fucking things like this will not be less.

There are also quite a few panicked Dong Qiudi (Knowing Ball Emperor) on the Internet. There is a school bully who even calculates the size of Bi Xia based on Bi Xia's height, weight, foot size and other values, and even makes unfinished guesses about Bi Xia. sexual ability.

When Bi Xia saw those complicated formulas, he really wanted to kneel down to him. Sure enough, Xueba's gossip was full of bullshit from inside to outside.

"You said that Dong Qiudi likes to look for things when there is nothing to do. He thinks of me as omnipotent. He needs to pass the ball accurately, assists, break through, shoot accurately, be physically strong, and now he needs to be good in bed. Damn! There is no such person!" Bi Xia was so frantic that he almost shaved off his hair, Ronaldo, Messi and others, who did not think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, just laid down their guns one by one after gloating.

The media loves this kind of eye-catching excitement. They calculated the size of the major stars one by one according to the method of Xueba, and they also added indecent photos of the stars to verify the data.

It is common for players to react to body collisions and frictions when playing football. Old photos of Ronaldo and Messi were found adjusting birdies on the court. Bayern's teenager Muller even broke out behind the billboard pissing videos.From an intuitive point of view, none of these are as majestic as Geda/*.In the end, the media also made waves by pulling out your ex-girlfriends or current girlfriends and letting them speak out.

When Bi Xia saw Monica again, he felt as if he had passed away. It was only a year ago, but he felt an endless sense of strangeness. He almost forgot about those contacts, leaving almost no special impression.

Bi Xia is very annoyed that the media can find tricks and toss about even the most trivial things, but the team led by Fazeli welcomes this kind of exposure. The popularity is maintained until the comeback, when the time comes, he will see which other manufacturers dare to change their bullshit spokespersons.Fazeli imagined that he would step on Bixia, counterattack Mendes, and become the CEO. Just thinking about this kind of life would make his toes dance with excitement.

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The European football competition in November is in full swing, and the Chinese Super League ended amidst a lot of scolding.

Leaving the answer to the last moment to solve the mystery is a common technique in suspense dramas. The Chinese Super League in 2009 was a bit like a blockbuster suspense movie. With the last round of the game left, the championship is still a mystery.

The Chinese Super League, which has no director and no screenwriter, has really earned the attention of fans in terms of the advancement of the plot. From Guoan to Luneng, from Yatai to Jianye, and even Shenhua and TEDA once looked like the final champions, ranking first in the standings After you sing, I will appear on the stage, each leading the way for three or five rounds.Since the capital team finally won the cup, all kinds of speculations were rampant, and the rumors of default, handicap, buying and match-fixing kept coming and going, which made the Football Association overwhelmed. Thinking of this, no one bought it, and a celebrity even "clamored" on his blog the next day: Welcome the Football Association to sue me.

Beijing media's reports with a certain sense of superiority angered supporters of other teams. Except for Guoan fans, anyone who mentioned Beijing Guoan would say "Guoan is stupid."

In the past, the Chinese Super League asked for attention, but now it has become a headache for the Football Association. In order to meet the orders from above, CCTV5 had to take out Bi Xia again to divert the fans' focus. They urgently planned a series "Youth Years: Bi Xia".

"It's not just an interview a few days ago!" The "World Football" column just made a program about Bi Xia's treatment in Germany, so when Bi Xia received a request from the sports channel to shoot again, his tone was very impatient, and he even seemed to hang up directly. The urge to call.Bi Xia was unwilling to overexpose his life, which made him feel ashamed of being stripped naked and running naked.

The editor and director who made the phone call was also very embarrassed, and his attitude was very low, "I'm sorry, I'm very sorry. We can't do anything about it. The fans clamored to thoroughly investigate this year's Super League, and the media also followed suit. Please help. Please help. "

Bi Xia did not pay less attention to domestic football, knowing that the current Chinese Super League is like losing its soul. Just like in troubled times, the Football Association, clubs, players, fans and even the media have lost themselves in this chaotic sauce vat.

"Apart from taking a shower and going to the toilet, I don't know what else you guys haven't photographed." Bi Xia scratched his hair.

When the director heard that there was something interesting, he immediately added fuel and vinegar to howl himself into a cabbage. CCTV has been squeezed into a sandwich biscuit by the officials and the audience. Whatever you do is wrong, and you will be pulled out for a round if you do anything.

Bi Xia plucked his ears that were itchy from howling, "Let's make a publicity for Sainty." The hometown team wants money and no money, no one, and showing their faces on CCTV can quickly improve the team's reputation. Popularity makes it easier for the team to get sponsorship.

The director fully agreed, and felt that Bi Xia was a very real person, and he didn't know how the people in the Football Association thought that Bi Xia was a scourge, and it would be difficult to give birth to a national team call-up.There are some people who don't use their brains when doing things, take others for granted, and say things that people despise with their toes, and they confuse people's hearts one after another.As far as the Football Association's way of doing things is concerned, keeping a few dogs in their office will not have any effect.

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The program team once again crowded Bi Xia's ward with people, perhaps because they were afraid that the audience would feel sick after seeing too many hosts' old faces, so they used a new beauty host this time in a unique way.The rookie host is naturally not as stable as the veteran, and coupled with the name of a beautiful woman, her style is so free and romantic that people can't keep up with her brain circuits.When the host saw Bi Xia, it was like watching a rare animal. He bluffed endlessly, and when it came to professional football, he was also wearing a hat, and kept asking Bi Xia to correct his mistakes.

After Bi Xia couldn't bear it anymore, he pulled out the Sainty players from the team. The Sainty players were eager to steal the spotlight, and a few of them talked nonsense at home and abroad, and they marginalized the beautiful hostess without making a fuss.Coincidentally, there is also a Sainty player who came from a local rival school with Bi Xia. He has played against the Taisan Primary School led by Bi Xia several times in the regional elementary school league, and he will always be abused by Bi Xia once they meet.

"When I was in elementary school, I always thought: How easy it would be to be teammates with you."

"You can be a teammate of the national team." The beauty hosts which pot is not open and which pot to lift.Anyone with a discerning eye knows that Bi Xia has not been recruited by the national team so far must be an internal problem within the system.

The choreographer at the side wanted to slap the script book on the face of the beautiful host, and it still involved the Football Association. Could it be that his head was all the way to his chest? How could this person see his chest but not his IQ!

After the broadcast of this episode, several young Sainty players who were promoted from the youth training team immediately attracted attention. Two post-90s were even rated as the most promising future international footballers. Therefore, various advertising sponsorships of Sainty Climb steadily.And the role of the hostess of the beauty is only to act cute and foolish, and simply be a mascot.

The beautiful host was unwilling to be lonely, and released a photo of her and Bi Xia on Weibo the day after the show was broadcast.Bi Xia walked in front of the host, turned his head slightly, the soft light was so strong that it blurred Bi Xia's face, he looked like he was smiling and whispering to the beautiful host, his gentle expression made people think about it, the Sainty player who should have existed One was missing.

As soon as the photos were released, the netizens groaned, and finally found the reason for Inter Milan's troubles-the CCTV beauty showed off again, and the jersey cursed the small international.

As we all know, the jersey curse hosted by this beauty is comparable to Pele's crow's mouth, known as Squid X, she will take a break from whichever team's uniform she wears, which can be said to be a good one.

A group of Inter Milan fans heard the news and asked the beauty to take off her jersey.The beauty host was dumbfounded. The brains of these netizens were out of place, and they didn't meet her expectations at all.

1L: Beauty, your breasts look much better than that ragged blue jersey. I support you in taking it off.

2L: Bailey's mouth, Paul's legs, squid X's outfit is the weirdest.

3L: Sister, have you considered the feelings of other squids?

4L: Compared with squid X, other squids pale in comparison.

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97L: Announced sadly: "The beauty is wearing a blue and black jersey, and I have wisely bought all my property to Inter Milan. Lose, win, resign, buy a house, buy a car. Lose, resign, riverside, rooftop...!!!

98L: Sorry upstairs, SB doesn't explain!

99L: There is a saying in "Gambling on Balls": If you don't have a lot of money, you can make money;Si is gambling, but I am virtuous.Squid wears jerseys, whoever wears them won't win; talking and laughing about black giants breaks the curse of A Xiao Guoji.Magic Bird Cloud: Bi Xia, help!

The NetEase talent is among the folks, and Bi Xia rolls around on the bed with his pillow in his arms, his limbs twitching while laughing.However, facing some paparazzi who asked about the scandal the next day, Bi Xia pretended to say, "I am still a beautiful boy with a calm and peaceful life."

Everyone was puzzled, but Bi Xia's fans translated his pretense into human words: Brother is still a single dog as lonely as snow.

Amid all the commotion, Inter Milan officially announced on December 12: He is back!The much-anticipated release of Bi Xia's first training photo after returning from injury.

Wearing the new Inter Milan 2009-2010 uniform, Bi Xia happily accepted an official interview at the training base.Inter fans looked at Bi Xia's handsome appearance, and cheered to Juventus: We are coming!He also maliciously sent out a cartoon about Juventus' formation to mock them. Juventus's formation is impressively written 4-5-1-1, and the phone number of former Juventus general manager Moggi was also assigned to the account of the Bianconeri. Down.

Juventus fans are not good at it. They drew Ibrahimovic wearing a Barcelona jersey, the old Panther Eto'o, Bixia with a broken leg, and the unweaned second-year Bashen. They fought back with high spirits: Inter Milan, What about your people?

On December 12th, the old lady Juventus will wait for Inter Milan at home, and the top battle in Serie A is about to start!