football fanatic

Bi Xia looked up at Messi's saliva, from his angle, he could see Messi's saliva sprayed in the sunlight and fine dust.

After getting splashed on his face a few times, Bi Xia let out a long cry of disgust, pinched Messi's cheeks with his right hand and pulled his mouth into a chicken's mouth, and turned off the faucet with his left hand.Messi's small strength is not small, he held Bi Xia's arm hard, Bi Xia suffered pain, let go of Messi, shook his hand, and stretched his waist with a playful smile, "You are finally willing to turn off the shower."

Messi shut up and sat down, and twirled his hair at Bixia as soon as he hit his head.

Messi doesn't like to talk or is very good at talking in public, and a passerby next door shows a silly expression inadvertently, and he doesn't look like he is arguing with Bi Xia at all.

Bi Xia suddenly remembered that there was a time when the two teams of Castilla and La Masia played football with sparks flying. After the two teams finished fighting, their football skills were better than their acting skills. After they surrounded the referee, they then staged a martial arts scene.After getting a yellow card, Bi Xia sprayed his anger from his chest to his mouth. He was so angry that he ran to Messi and laughed at him for being dumb.Messi was very angry when he heard it, so he responded to Bixia with a series of Argentine swear words.As a result, everyone in the audience was frightened by Messi's outburst. The key point was that no one could understand what he said.What made the eyes of the group even more frightened was that Bi Xia had the audacity to ask Messi what he meant by scolding.

After reminiscing, Bi Xia let out a burst of laughter.

Seeing Bixia laughing silly alone, Messi asked him what he was thinking.

Bi Xia repeated the Argentine national curse that Messi said back then. Obviously, Bi Xia was not the only one who was deeply impressed by this incident. Messi said that Bi Xia appeared in front of him in a gust of wind, and the appearance of gasping for breath was scary. .

"You should be thankful that you only called me dumb. If you dare to say a dwarf, I promise to smash your tall nose." After Messi threatened, his eyes stayed on the bruise on Bi Xia's face, probably No German girl would throw herself into the arms of Bixia's honor.Along the way, Messi saw many sexy beauties in this hospital, and the nurse's outfit highlighted their hot figures, which made people imagine.I’m afraid that Bi Xia hasn’t seen the market very much, and was fascinated by these women who have more eyes than hair. Messi taught Bi Xia in a serious manner, “A beautiful woman is a tiger.”

Bi Xia couldn't help stretching out his hand to rub Messi's hair. Without the aunt's hair that grew to the ear, Bi Xia could hardly make an Einstein-style explosive hair on Messi's head. He withdrew his hand regretfully, " By the way, what kind of world have you seen as a virgin?"

Messi, despised, jumped up into the air, "How big are you, a virgin?" His chin raised, "A woman is like an egg, no matter how it looks on the outside, it's very yellow on the inside." Messi secretly rubbed Bi Xia Scanning his figure, "Those crazy women will suck you to death like leeches." She snorted softly.

Bi Xia's two eyebrows raised involuntarily, shaking like a caterpillar, his eyes swept towards Messi's crotch maliciously, his bird has never been out of the cage, what he said is really drunk .

"First of all, you have to find a girlfriend, not..." Bi Xia poked Messi's right hand cheaply, "Poor little flea." Then he went up to Messi with one arm, bent down, and rested his chin on his On the shoulder, the tone was joking, "But I'm really flattered that you care about me so much." Bi Xia narrowed his eyes, and suddenly slapped his thigh and laughed nervously. His hot breath sprayed on Messi's neck, and immediately Sensitive small red bumps appear.

Suddenly, Messi's veins exploded, staring at his brown-black eyes, angrily, he reached out and lifted Bi Xia's face up, and then Bi Xia's eyes were elongated into single eyelids.Messi is very greedy for the feeling of skin contact, and really wants to use 502 glue to stick the carrot finger on it.

Counting the injuries on Bi Xia's face one by one, Messi's heart throbbed in pain. After the car accident, Bi Xia's actions seemed exaggerated, and all the injuries were covered up in the publicity of laughter.

Messi knows the impact of injuries on professional players, and he can't say anything to deceive himself. He just wants to rely on Bi Xia when he can't survive.Just like when someone satirized him as a dwarf when he was a child, Bi Xia flew a remote-controlled plane to transport a pile of dog shit and poured it on that person's hair, which really made that person notorious for a long time.Until now, Barcelona people always tell jokes about the unlucky guy who was drenched in dog shit.

Bi Xia felt that Messi's eyes made people's faces burn, his brown and black eyes were round and round, like a fat cat with its stomach provoking you, very plump and cute.Bi Xia's heart was also ups and downs, and he wanted to hold Messi in his arms and tease him.As soon as the thought flashed, Bi Xia's face turned red, and he cursed himself for being crazy, but he was so hot that he couldn't breathe.

The sudden ringtone saved Bixia's cranky head, and he pressed the answer button almost eagerly.

"Little Bixia! Dangdang! Guess where I am? Oh, I still don't count on your elm head. I'm right under your hospital, hahaha!!! Do you feel very touched. I'll come up now Just take a picture of your moved nose. I can assure you, it will definitely be more pleasing to the eye than your pig-headed face." Gu Di said something casually, but Bi Xia interrupted a few times in the middle, but he couldn't catch his breath.

Bixia looked at the hung up phone speechlessly, he looked up and faced Messi, imagining the scene of Guti and Messi colliding in his mind.Bi Xia was so frightened that his hair stood on end one by one, he grabbed Messi by the collar and dragged him out.At this time, the corridor was empty, and Bi Xia was heard howling.

"Fuck! I'm dead! Guti is downstairs. If he sees you, you'll probably have to prepare a wreath for me tomorrow!"

Macy's neck was strangled, rolling his eyes all the way, he felt that he would be able to collect the wreath soon.

Bi Xia saw that the elevator on his left was going up and the elevator on his right was going down. He frantically pressed down on the elevator, staring at the floor display with both eyes. He waited so hard that he gritted his teeth and slammed his head against the wall.Finally, before the elevator on the left reached the current floor, the door of the elevator on the right opened slowly, and Bi Xia put Messi in quickly.

"Cut, you're afraid! At worst, I'll transfer to Barcelona later." Messi said angrily, and then gave Bi Xia a look. After the stare, he seemed to be even angrier, with his head hanging to one side, and his hands crossed, sulking.

Suddenly a cool soft lip fell on Messi's bulging cheeks, Messi raised his head suddenly as if shocked by electricity, only to see Bi Xia's face struck by lightning in the slowly closing elevator door expression.

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As soon as Guti stepped out of the elevator, he frowned and then smiled again, "Yo, it turns out that the pig's face is not P's. It's really hard for you to be ugly like this." Mingming was very worried about Bi Xia, and when he saw someone, he would Poke the wound, what about pity the fragrance and cherish the jade? !

Bi Xia followed Gu Di's stride into the ward. Gu Di turned around and saw that Bi Xia was not in the right mind, and the alarm bells rang in his heart, "What did you do behind my back again?"

Bi Xia waved his hand reflexively, blaming the magic touch of kissing Messi just now because he had recently taken medicine and was in a daze.

Guti took off his leather shoes, fell on the sofa, undid the three buttons on his shirt to reveal his wheat-colored chest, and closed his eyes.

Guti had a hard time during this period. Although he had been idle for many years and finally became Real Madrid's midfield engine, Real Madrid met the thriving Barcelona.Even with the continuous introduction of former world number ones like Ronaldo and Kaka, Real Madrid could not pose the slightest threat to Barcelona in the league. Instead, they were in an embarrassing situation of catching up at the beginning of the league.

The UEFA Champions League group match Real Madrid has been stumbling to win, never showing a convincing dominant advantage, white surrounded by unsatisfactory results, unsatisfactory results, the South Stand booed loudly, everything from No. 7 to the water dispenser was hacked , The scolding of getting out is endless.

Guti, who is in the middle of the vortex, is definitely the best candidate to take the blame. He is tired of constantly arguing with the media and defending himself with the fans.On the day of the international competition, he sneaked to Bixia's place to steal half a day's leisure, and fell asleep after lying on the sofa, his chest heaving slowly.

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Guti opened his sleepy eyes, and saw Bixia squatting beside the bed playing games, and when his legs became numb, he would twitch back and forth, curled up like a small animal.The sun cast a few bright spots on the top of his head, and the wind blew through his black bangs.

Guti took a deep breath of air, allowing himself to let himself go for a moment, enjoying the rare peace, as if the troubles that had weighed him down this season became insignificant.

Bi Xia squinted one eye to see Guti dig out all the snacks he had collected, and ate them all, "Is this how you came to visit the patients?"

"I'm in a hurry." Seeing that Bixia didn't believe it, Guti said two truths, tilted his head habitually with a biscuit in his mouth, and looked very serious, "I'm just emotionally restrained, you should see through me The serious appearance shows the heart weeping for you. Besides, you didn’t break an arm or leg, you just need to follow the doctor’s advice to recover and train, I’m afraid that if you perform too much, it will increase the pressure on you.” When it comes to recovery, everyone sighs. Professional players are naturally used to tinkering after injuries.But once a serious injury occurs, even if he recovers, no one can guarantee whether his state will decline.How many talented players have fallen due to injuries and disappeared in the football world.

Guti avoided the hypocrisy in his words, and Bixia couldn't adapt to everyone treating him as a fragile product, which would make Bixia feel hurt and be so irritable that he would suddenly lose his temper.

During the day, Bi Xia obediently let Dr. Wolfart treat him.Wolfart doesn't like surgery and prefers injections. He achieved a small miracle on Bi Xia, and Bi Xia felt as comfortable as taking a bath during the whole process.Bixia carried out meticulous training according to Wolfart's rehabilitation plan, occasionally joked with the nurse, and was lively and lively, but Bixia couldn't sleep all night at night.

Bi Xia knew that he had to go to bed early, the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't fall asleep.Bi Xia sometimes blamed the movement in the corridor outside, and sometimes blamed the wrong posture.I changed to a supine position first, and then changed to the usual right side to sleep on. I tossed and turned, but couldn’t fall asleep!Thinking that the key is to maintain a calm mind, Bi Xia put his hands on his chest and said to himself: sleep peacefully!Get up early tomorrow morning!After thinking about it over and over again, I couldn't fall asleep, and my heart began to worry.After much deliberation, it was not good after all, Bi Xia sat up and thought wildly.

During the rehabilitation training, every movement was always one step slower than the brain, and the incoordination of hands and feet gave Bi Xia the biggest blow in his life.

Bi Xia was very sad, mentally suffering, often thinking about pessimistic issues, and even began to lose confidence in returning to the original level.Even so, Bi Xia persisted in exercising, and did not give up on fighting for a turnaround at this moment. He just yelled out the pain when the pain was unbearable, and complained a few words to relieve his heart when he was bored.

After tossing around for a few days, Bi Xia caught a cold, got up to exercise and had a runny nose while walking, looking ugly and feeling uncomfortable.At this time, Bi Xia was extremely useless, depressed and didn't want to say a word, and didn't even bother to hide it.

Wolfart encouraged Bichardeau to go out for a walk, "The training ground is full of girls these days. I really don't know what good-looking Dortmund boys are. Superficial!" Dortmund was a guest in Munich and Bayern had a battle for kings. Wolfart has been Bayern's team doctor and is naturally a Bayern fan. He has damaged Dortmund's baby army to nothing.

The nurse didn't like the doctor's words, so she covered her mouth and secretly said to Bi Xia, "The skills of Robben and Ribery are undeniable, but their looks are a bit horrible. The guy from Dortmund is so handsome!" The nurse spent a lot of money eating The young man of Te, looked up at Bi Xia's almost recovered face, the remaining scratches gave Bi Xia a sense of masculine vicissitudes, making people more envious than Dot's group of youngsters.

Wolfart was dazed from looking at a pile of X-rays, and took time to complain that the little nurse's heartbeat affected his thinking.

Bi Xia smiled, and was about to leave the hospital to relax with a mask on. He unexpectedly encountered a surprise in the elevator—NBA superstar Kobe.Of course, Bi Xia couldn't miss it, and took a group photo with the height difference of more than ten centimeters.Apparently, Bi Xia's reputation is not big enough for Kobe to recognize him at a glance. After being explained by someone, Kobe told Bi Xia that he is really happy to be an idol of an idol.Kobe even took the initiative to invite Bi Xia to have lunch together.

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Bi Xia almost cut the beef into minced meat with a knife and fork. Kobe noticed that he hardly ate much. He had experienced this feeling of insecurity. He was afraid of failure and shame. Player, let's beat him now.

"Some nights, when I show up at the gym, ready to play, I'm like, 'My back hurts, my feet don't feel right, my knees hurt,' everybody has self-doubt, you don't have to deny it This." Kobe has created countless miracles related to injury before, and he warned Bi Xia with deep feeling, "You also cannot surrender to fear. You must embrace this emotion... Although I don't know how to get from this injury. What will I look like after recovering from the illness? I don’t know.” Kobe spread his hands and made fun of himself, “Maybe I will become a fool..."

Listening to other people's unhappy things will really make you feel better, at least Bi Xia is so wicked.Accompanied by Kobe's injury history, Bi Xia had a big appetite, and took a small walk on the road with a full belly.

Bi Xia followed a wave of unstoppable female fans to the outside of Dortmund's training ground. On the court, a handsome blond guy was particularly eye-catching, with a high nose, big eyes, long eyelashes, a long thin face, and a thin and healthy body. , broad shoulders, thin waist, six-pack abs, good figure.

As soon as Bi Xia posted the photo of Dort's fresh meat on Twitter, Balotelli occupied the sofa, and the keyboard of the mobile phone was crackling, and a little more force could almost pierce the entire mobile phone.

"At first glance, he looks handsome and beautiful, but in fact, his mouth is crooked, his nose is crooked, and his smile is wretched, which cannot withstand scrutiny." Balotelli's jealousy is beyond words.

Several female fans murmured about Royce's handsome tattoo. Royce has his date of birth tattooed on his arm, surrounded by other flowers and patterns. He claims that he is forgetful and afraid to forget the date of birth.

"You can forget the date of birth, mentally handicapped child." This is another jealous male fan.

The male fans were very close to Bi Xia, and the female fans couldn't tell who it was. They even gouged out Bi Xia's eyes several times, and glanced at Bi Xia's face covered by the mask. Sliding down his long legs in blue jeans, the hostile gaze eased slightly.

The mobile phone in his pocket vibrated, and Messi sent Bi Xia a series of names: Mario Gotze, Andre Schurrle, Lewandowski, Sven Bender (with bad records, many love histories, not only It’s the team, even the other teams have to get involved).

Bi Xia: "Speak human words."

Macy: "Royce's rumored boyfriend."

After Messi saw the photo sent by Bi Xia, he searched Royce up and down.

On the training field, Royce and his teammate Gotze ran to the other side of the field, competing with each other physically. As soon as Gotze fell to the ground, he directly ran into Royce.In that flash, Royce's first reaction was not to choose self-protection, but to jump up immediately, avoiding a direct collision with Gotze, but the part below his ankle still touched Gotze, and then The whole person fell heavily to the ground, and the moment his back hit the ground, he could still be seen bouncing upwards.

Bi Xia's eyesight was so good that he immediately noticed that Royce was gone, and that he was wearing white diapers directly in his shorts!But it's normal to think about it carefully. Players are not allowed to go to the toilet when they are on the field. Diapers can give Royce a sense of security in his small bladder, and can also make the buttocks of the little German god more plump and sexy.

Apparently Bi Xia is not the only one who has excellent eyesight, and the clicking noises of taking pictures outside the arena kept coming and going, and #罗伊斯的材洁# was immediately brushed to the top of the topic list.

Messi seized the opportunity, and finally could ignore the so-called demeanor, and complained to Bixia that Royce was tasteless, pompous and naive, incompetent, ignorant, ignorant, and his behavior was astonishing. Mensao one.

Bi Xia didn't understand why Messi was as excited as touching the G-spot when he mentioned Royce. He smirked, "Don't tell me you love him, he loves him!"

Messi's hands trembled angrily, "Shit! Did you wear your head just to look tall!"

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When Bi Xia saw the hospital from a distance, he sighed exaggeratedly, the tall figure with his head drooping was very funny.As soon as he opened the door, he was taken aback by Mourinho who suddenly appeared inside.

Bi Xia sighed secretly in the hospital, feeling that his future was bleak, and Mourinho's life at Inter Milan was not very comfortable.In the third game of the Champions League group stage, Inter Milan still could not escape the draw, and the performance of the Nerazzurri did not improve because they were at home.It is a disgrace to Inter Milan that they have not won 8 games in the Champions League. Now the Serie A champions are at the bottom of the Champions League group stage.

"This is a very difficult group to play, the strength of the team is very balanced." Mourinho said after the game.The madman's prophecy is absolutely correct, Rubin Kazan is indeed a strong team, and Inter Milan has indeed entered a death group.The next away game in Kiev will be the key battle to determine Inter Milan. Once they lose, they will be eliminated; and even if they get three points to qualify, the situation is not optimistic. A "devil's away game".

Not only is the result of the European war disappointing, Mourinho's life in the league is not going well. After losing to Sampdoria last week, Inter Milan lost the top position.

The plight of Inter Milan has made Italian football and the media have enough excitement. Who said that infighting is the patent of the Chinese?Looking at the attitude of the Italian media beating Inter Milan, the dog in the water, everyone suspects that Inter Milan is not born in Italy!

Now the criticism of Mourinho is gradually increasing. The Italian media stomped on the tail of the madman when they caught the madman. They roared that Moratti had misjudged again. In the past, Mussolini, who used the "so-called referendum" to implement political rule, satirized Mourinho: "Look at Mourinho's behavior. If he was in Italy 80 years ago, he would have done well. At that time" The referendum' is still a common occurrence. "

Serie A coach Zeman criticized: "Mourinho's talent in front of the microphone conceals his poverty in football skills and tactics." To this, Mourinho just responded "I don't know Zeman."It seems arrogant as before, but such a simple and old-fashioned way of fighting back is obviously lacking in confidence.

Mourinho has been helpless for the team these days. He got angry two days ago and had sores on his mouth.In Bixia's ward, Mourinho laid out and brought Chinese food leisurely, without mentioning the team's plight.

Mourinho's ability to master chopsticks is not as good as his language talent. He used chopsticks to pick up a large lump of fried noodles or a dumpling, and then just moved his mouth to it, and the fried noodles or dumpling fell back to the plate with a bang.Fried noodles are okay, but when eating dumplings, there are dipping sauces on the plate, and then everywhere... When eating rice, Bi Xia excitedly turned on the camera function of his mobile phone, and took pictures of how Mourinho ate rice with a knife and fork .

In the end, there was only potato shreds left on the plate. Mourinho picked up the thin shreds stuck to the bottom of the plate and looked proudly facing the camera. Suddenly, his childlike innocence burst out and he winked mischievously at the camera.

After laughing, Mourinho frowned, Bixia saw anxiety in him for the first time.

Mourinho thought of the cynicism of the media these days, and said with difficulty, "If I leave Inter Milan in a failed way, it may mean the end of my top coaching career." Facing Inter Milan's poor report card, Mu Rinho also seemed to have lost the confidence to fight back.

Bixia lowered his head, the discomfort of the cold returned, his nose was blocked, and his eye sockets were fine, "Sir, I'm sorry." At the most difficult time for Mourinho and the team, he became a coward and hid in the bathroom Self-denial.

Mourinho patted Bixia's head, "Stupid boy, this is my responsibility."

Bi Xia shook his head, and casually expressed the fear hidden in his heart, "Maybe after I recover, I won't be able to reach my previous level. Maybe my explosive power will no longer be astonishing, maybe I will slow down, maybe I will lose my agility... ..." All this may be like a nightmare haunting Bixia.

Kobe encouraged Bi Xia to find something that he could still be interested in besides football, but Bi Xia didn't think he could find an alternative to football. His loyalty to football far exceeded his belief in Real Madrid.

The author has something to say: Messi and Bi Xia quarreled, and Messi couldn't win Bi Xia, so he lay on the bed, motionless.

Bi Xia: "What are you doing in bed?"

Messi: "Dead!"

Bi Xia: "Why do you still keep your eyes open after death?"

Messi: "I will die with my eyes closed!"

Bi Xia: "Then why are you still breathing?"

Messi: "I can't swallow this breath!"