football fanatic

Just as the Beijing fans sang "Dry your face and show your face" to the migrant workers, Bi Xia and Messi were wrapped up and taken back to their hometown by Ye Mingyu.

The sun was bright and scorching, and the heat wave was rolling. After getting off the car, Bi Xia and Messi felt as if they were stuffed into a steamer. When they walked to the door of the house, they were almost roasted.

Messi couldn't wait to open his mouth wide after he stopped, panting a few times like a dog, probably his mouth was too big and his throat was too small, his face flushed red from the airflow.Bi Xia felt that his rich expression was worn away by Messi, an idiot, so he rolled his eyes tiredly.

When my grandpa and grandma got the news, they ran over, followed by a bunch of people, no matter who they were, they all put on looks that Bi Xia and I were very familiar with.The little cousin stood in the crowd and said in a shrill voice that her brother was here and where was his brother, the harsh voice almost made Bi Xia irritable.

Bi Xia slammed the door shut, and he could still hear a few voices complaining to his grandparents that he was too tempered.Messi was very surprised by Bi Xia's bad mood. Bi Xia walked into the living room without saying a word, put down the suitcase, took out a bottle of water from the refrigerator and threw it to Messi, "I've been thinking about it since I didn't come back, come back, just come back." I feel that the people here are annoying, and there is nothing worthy of my nostalgia."

Messi swallowed the water in his mouth and nodded his head violently. As a dwarfism patient, he could understand Bi Xia's contradictory mood.As an outlier among his peers since he was a child, he walked in the crowd with a smile on his face. People in the village greeted him with a little strangeness in their mouths, and he had to pretend not to notice the weirdness of others every time. , the more he has to behave like a normal person.People are like this, if your arrogance is high, others will avoid you, if he shrinks back, these people in the village can drown you with just spit.

Now, they will miss their hometown when they are away, and once they come back, they still have certain things in the past.

When Messi looked at Bi Xia, Bi Xia was smiling at him, his eyes were bent, and his smile was very handsome, Messi was so stunned by the shock, he subconsciously returned a smile.Messi felt that looking at each other and smiling was definitely a tacit understanding in Chinese legends. The more he thought about it, the more excited he became, and the more he thought about it, the happier he became.

Bi Xia called Messi to rest on the second floor. Halfway up the climb, he saw a fat old cat spread its limbs and landed on its belly, and slid down the stairs with a grunt.

Bi Xia tilted his head to look at the old cat having a good time, and touched his chin, "This must not be a male cat!"

Messi got goosebumps from Bi Xia's laughter, looked at Lao Mao*'s posture with lingering fear, and then lowered his head to look at his crotch, he understood immediately.

The old cat found two people in front of it, and immediately howled furiously, thumped its limbs quickly, and rushed towards the window slowly, and took off after visually checking that it was not far from the opposite house.

Meow?

Feet slipped.

oooooooooo!

Bi Xia ran to the window in one step, and the fat cat fell freely in the weeds, lying half dead in the grass pit.Seeing the fat cat's dead appearance, Bi Xia finally remembered that this fat cat was not the wild cat in their community when he was a child. When he came back last year, he didn't see it and thought it had died long ago. Who knew he was still alive? , this is almost perfect.

Bi Xia brought Messi into the guest room, and Messi dragged his luggage to occupy the master bedroom. He flung his hands on the bed, and the fat on his waist trembled slightly.

"Hey, your rooms are all next door." Bi Xia adjusted the temperature and threw the air conditioner remote control aside, "It's all cleaned up, and the sheets and quilts are all new."

Messi's fat waist twisted, legs curled up sideways, occupying more than half of the bed, and everyone who complained in his heart climbed into your bed, if you leave without doing something, then you are not a man.

Bi Xia saw Messi grinning foolishly by himself, took off his shoes, and pressed on Messi's body all at once.I have to say that although Messi is a bit fat, it feels soft, like a comfortable natural mattress.

After sitting in the car for a whole morning, now that he was on Messi's body, Bi Xia stared at the light spot on the curtain and became lazy, yawned several times in a row, and fell asleep again.The bed was not too small, and there was no room for Bi Xia when Messi was lying on it in disorder, and Bi Xia simply buried his head in Messi's belly where the swimming rings hung on the first, second and third layers, and fell asleep lying on top of him. up.Maybe two hours later, Messi was so crushed that he woke up Bi Xia.Bi Xia reached out to pick the corners of his eyes, and from the corner of his eye, Messi's sticky eyes made him sick. He jumped up and rubbed his arms. Messi's heart was poked by Bi Xia's action, and he almost couldn't breathe in pain. .Bi Xia picked up his phone and looked at the time. He yelled strangely that it was too late. He was wearing one slipper and hopping around on the floor looking for another one. He was so noisy all by himself that he didn't notice Messi Sudden low mood.

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Bi Xia led Mei Xi, one after the other, walked to grandma's house, and within two steps, she was uncomfortably sunburned.But the lotus in the distance, swaying in white and pink, looks very comfortable when looking at a piece of green.

When crossing the road, Bi Xia took Messi by the hand and pulled him to the side of the road, "Damn it, be careful, I can't afford to compensate you." A battery car drove past at high speed.

Bi Xia read aloud to Messi, telling him to be careful of the rampant battery cars and bicycles here, and also warned him that he would rather fall himself than knock down the elderly and children.Bi Xia's mouth was dry, but Messi looked at the hands of the two and chuckled, which made Bi Xia itch from his ears to his heart.

In view of the psychology of an ugly daughter-in-law seeing her in-laws, Messi is particularly afraid of seeing Bi Xia's family members, always feeling as if she is waiting to be judged by others.Holding the hand of his sweetheart all the way, Messi's mood exploded, and he performed very well at the dinner table. He was obviously fat and round, but he calmly set off Bi Xia like a scumbag.Bi Xia didn't feel how ugly his voracious appearance was at all, and even seriously despised Messi's pretentiousness.He picked up a bottle of Sprite in his hand, shook it vigorously a few times, unscrewed the bottle cap in front of Messi's face, and sprayed Messi's face, the well-groomed character immediately turned into a drowned chicken.Before Bi Xia could laugh enough, grandma slapped him on the table with wind in her palm.Bi Xia rubbed his almost deformed face, turned his head and muttered to his eldest cousin that he was a poor little cabbage in the field.As soon as the little cousin heard it, she complained loudly to the two old people. Bi Xia put her hand on her head and put it into the soup bowl. He shook his chopsticks, crying and howling, and he would not shut up no matter what.

The eldest cousin pushed Bi Xia's head, "Brother, you are so cheap, did you make this magic star cry?"

Bi Xialian said that he couldn't help it, who let that chick destroy his collection while he was not at home, the elders in the family always used young and ignorant to prevaricate him.The eldest cousin is also very tired of the elders who always want her to give way to the younger cousin. In fact, she wants to kill the younger cousin more than Bi Xia, but she is not as confident as her brother. Every time she says a few words, the elders will poke her heart. Lessons.

Bi Xia picked the badly poked meat into Messi's bowl, and Messi didn't dislike it. He stuffed it into his mouth. That's it, this child is easy to feed.

Messi and Bi Xia originally planned to go for a walk after dinner, and by the way, look at the stars and chat about Fengyue. The two saw a broken leather ball on the path and couldn't help but compare their feet. To be honest, I was so tired that I was out of breath before giving up.

After taking a shower, Meixi staggered to Bixia's bedroom and lay still on the bed. Bixia told him to get out of here. Meixi Laipi said that if he was too far away from Bixia, Bixia would miss him... Cover his mouth with his stinky feet.

Bi Xia leaned back with a pillow and turned out "Tomb Raiders Notes" to startle himself. Messi rolled around beside him, shaking his wavy fat.Bi Xia's two strong thighs unceremoniously suppressed him, and his calves rubbed against Messi's belly viciously, and translated the story of the tomb robbery notes aloud to him sentence by sentence. Moving, the two slit eyes stretched out like two black beans.

Seeing Bi Xia's nasty smile, Mei Xi's eyebrows huddled together, and shouted unwillingly, "You're laughing! I'm a big man, can you be scared if you can hear a horror story?

"Who doesn't know that ghosts are fake? Tell you, even if there are real ghosts, I'm not afraid at all!"

"What a joke! Let me ask the last time, will you accompany me to the bathroom?" Messi said calmly.

Bi Xia laughed so hard that his stomach would burst, the book slipped from his hands and hit his head with a thud, and was stared at fiercely by Messi, Bi Xia could only accompany Messi to the bathroom with a red mark on his face.Seeing Messi taking out the bird to release the water, Bi Xia suddenly took out the bird too, but in the end the shaking of the bird showed off his size no matter how you looked at it.Messi murmured a few words in his voice, glanced sideways at Bi Xia, and suddenly became vicious, squeezed Bi Xia's crotch, and slid into the bedroom, laughing wildly in his heart wow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, With a Tuzki look on his face.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa than.. I had to kneel on the bed, knocking my nose against the edge of the bed.

Wow, wow, as footsteps approached, Bi Xia slammed open the door and rushed in, threw himself on the bed and pressed Messi's head with a pillow.Messi thrashed his limbs and tried to push his head out, Bi Xia lifted the quilt to let him catch his breath when he was about to be smothered to death.Wrapped in the quilt, Messi rolled around on the bed twice, then came over again ignoring Bi Xia's black face, and put his head on his lap shamelessly.Bi Xia immediately pushed him away, "Although you are good, there is one thing that is far inferior to Ronaldo. That is the hairstyle. Ronaldo must ensure that the hairstyle is not messy no matter what. Look at you!" Bi Xia smacked his lips and disliked the top of Messi's head. chicken coop.

Messi actually wanted to talk to Bi Xia, chatted casually for a few words, and then pushed forward and posted it again, hugging Bi Xia's thigh, his heart was full of flowers.Bi Xia kicked him a few times, and Messi refused to let go, so Bi Xia could only cling to him.

The time Messi can stay with Bixia is very short, after all, he has too many advertising endorsements, so he seizes the time to stick to Bixia 24 hours a day.Bi Xia was a bit annoyed at first, but Messi followed up and followed up with a shameless face. He would not fight back if he hit him or scolded him.

Bixia's hometown is also known as the hometown of lotus roots. At this time, the lotus blooms the best. The pond is full of blue colors, and white and pink lotus flowers as big as faces are swaying in it. The water vapor carries a faint lotus fragrance. , all this is really beautiful.

Bi Xia frantically found a large wooden barrel from the storage room. This wooden barrel has been at home for many years since he can remember.After Bi Xia threw the barrel into the lotus pond, he stared at Messi, and Messi covered his trouser waist with both hands, looking at Bi Xia as if he had met a hooligan, Bi Xia threw him a pair of big underpants, "Put them on! "Twice or three times he stripped himself down to only a pair of underwear. Messi couldn't help jumping on Bixia's long legs, especially the two mermaid lines in front of him. It was so sexy that he almost had a heart attack. .

Seeing that Bixia was so bold and unrestrained, Messi took it off neatly, put on Bixia's colorful underpants and stepped into the bathtub, the two of them paddled the water with four paws to pick the lotus, accidentally scratched their arm by the lotus leaf , slightly burning pain.Messi picked a few and gave up. He squatted in the bucket with his chin in his hand and stared at Bixia's legs and waist. There was a little sweat on his beautiful chest and abdominal muscles. Messi liked it more and more. His eyes It was as straight as a wolf who had been hungry for several days and suddenly saw a large pot of meat.

Bi Xia was terrified by Messi's squinting eyes. He raised his big foot and stepped on Messi's face. Messi raised his hand and pushed away.Messi jumped to the side of the barrel, and Bi Xia came out of the water with a swish and stretched out his hand to drag Messi into the water.Messi clasped ten fingers on the wooden barrel and was about to climb back, but when he heard a clatter and turned his head, Bi Xia tore off his underpants, holding them in his hands like waving a victory flag.

"Hahaha, Messi, shame on you! Bare butt!" Bi Xia was floating in the water, scratching his nose and laughing at Messi.

Messi's face was flushed with embarrassment, her head was muddled, and she rushed towards Bi Xia with all her teeth and claws, and took a bite on Bi Xia's mouth.

When Messi left, he looked at Bi Xia's broken lips triumphantly.Bi Xia grabbed Messi's belly, and Messi watched in horror as the fat squeezed out from between Bi Xia's fingers. Bi Xia pushed him into the car and waved happily, "Happy weight loss!"

After sending Messi away, there was no follower around him. Bi Xia was a little unaccustomed for a while, but this 45-degree bright sadness was quickly dispersed by Fazeli's phone call.Bi Xia's charitable fund has received domestic approval. Bi Xia looked at the big red seal on the document, and immediately put the name of his enlightenment mentor Zhang Huikang on the fund's support list.

Wearing a mask and covering his hat, Bi Xia appeared nervously at his teacher's house. Before he took off his bandit costume, he was immediately recognized by his elementary school teammate Gu Fei who came in from outside the door. The other party looked at him without the excitement of seeing a big football star at all. , The whole person just wants to run to the end of the world and roar: Your Majesty who gave birth to a monkey while crying and shouting is a joke!In the summer, he was treated as a terrorist even if he didn't grow prickly heat like this.

After Gu Fei learned about Zhang Huikang's experience, for some unknown reason, he occasionally came to visit him, telling people about Bi Xia to relieve his boredom, and by the way, he asked him how he taught Bi Xia, an outlier in Chinese football. .

Gu Fei said that the school has always taken good care of Zhang Huikang, and gave him 900 yuan a month as retirement salary.Bi Xia personally paid for Zhang Hui's medical treatment, and he opened a grocery store with his old mother, so he can live a decent life.When Bi Xia saw the teacher, he felt that he looked much more angry than last time, but he was still the same, and he was used to staying for a whole day, and he would smile naively when others made fun of him.

After sitting for a long time, Zhang Huikang still didn't speak as much as before, he just told Bi Xia word by word to play football well.

During the meal, Bi Xia poured himself a glass of wine, but the teacher took it away before he raised it to his mouth, and put a chopstick dipped in wine in his hand to taste.Gu Fei has no love from his teammates at all. He drank heavily in front of Bi Xia and ate meat. After the meal, he lit a cigarette, babbled and sang a little song to be happy. Envy, I'll take a different position with you, you go back to school to teach sports for me, and I'll go to Inter Milan to play football." His face was very cool, and Gu Fei was jealous of Bi Xia, who was lucky with shit, but the sourness in his words made Bi Xia Xia was very proud, the two of you stabbed me and I punched you, so they hit it off and went to play on a lawn in the community.

There is a lawn near the community, which is an agreed activity place for the residents of the community.Since Bi Xia was born in this small place, there have been more people playing football, no matter how old they are, they like to play football.

Zhang Huikang found the PUMA gloves from the Hong Kong Nanhua era and the ADIDAS shoes from the national team era, and took these two antique equipment and ran to the lawn with them to be a goalkeeper.Bi Xia played very entertainingly, and Gu Fei couldn't help playing the drums in his heart. He wanted to show off in front of his former teammates, but he was also worried that his level would be too far behind to embarrass him.

After one afternoon, Zhang Huikang scored many goals.

"Now that I'm fat, I rarely fall to the ground." Zhang Huikang explained with a smile. The sunlight penetrated the clouds and made the shadows on the ground very light.Zhang Huikang was tired from playing, so he went down to rest automatically. He smoked a cigarette and watched from the sidelines.

Zhang Huikang held a cigarette and a pair of gloves quietly in his hands.Gu Fei's golf skills are good, much better than ordinary people, but it's a pity that when he gets together with Bi Xia, he will only be slaughtered.The two of them kicked together without rhythm and enjoyment, but Zhang Huikang's eyes were indescribably serious. He felt that he had enough rest, so he hurriedly put on his gloves, pinched off a half-smoked cigarette, and carefully laid it flat On a small rock, after the end of the game, continue to draw.

In the evening, when the high temperature dropped, many children came running on the lawn. The children often kicked the ball to Zhang Huikang’s legs. At this time, they would always hear a few shouts of “Zhang Huikang——” .Zhang Huikang knew what was going on as soon as he heard it. He responded to the children's cries, picked up the football, and threw it back high. This posture reminded Bi Xia of the teacher's heroic hand throwing the ball back in the penalty area.

Bi Xia bid farewell to the teacher. Zhang Huikang stood alone in a dark corner. He looked a little lonely with few words. Bi Xia just hugged the teacher for a long time: Thank you.

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Along the way, Gu Fei and Bi Xia talked about many things. Many people from newspapers and TV stations came to interview Zhang Huikang, and the fees they paid were not low, but he often turned around and went home. go.Sometimes Zhang Huikang is autistic and seems reluctant to recall the past, whether it is teaching Bi Xia's life before or after retirement.Many old teammates also came over and asked Zhang Huikang to sit with them and catch up with them when he had time.But Zhang Huikang always said that they had already married and didn't want to disturb them.

"But what does it matter?" Gu Fei couldn't understand, he couldn't get used to Zhang Huikang's self-enclosed life, it was too torturous.

Bi Xia and Gu Fei's thoughts are completely different. A man in his fifties who has not yet married sees his brothers who used to be on the same court as him, and now they are living happily with their wives and children. How sad it is.

"There is a game in the school the day after tomorrow, and the football league in the city has restarted, and the opening game will be at our school." Gu Fei casually sent out the invitation, "I'm the coach of the school team now. How about it, come and see, the provincial gang Little bastard always thinks I'm bragging..." I never thought that Bi Xia would agree to such an unreliable suggestion, so after Bi Xia lightly agreed, Gu Fei's black face was paralyzed, and he would not put it off at all. Expression, following Bi Xia to confirm over and over again, kept stepping on Bi Xia's shoes, until the shoes were stepped off, Bi Xia suddenly turned around and looked at Gu Fei, his sharp eyes were like knives, and he was scared into silence immediately up.

That night, the whole world basically knew that Bi Xia was going to attend the opening game of his alma mater. The relevant leaders were exhausted by a series of things before they heard the news and were ecstatic.It is reported that there will be many reporters in the city's elementary school football league, and even CCTV5 will send people to follow up and report.The sports bureau in the city rescheduled overnight, the leaders attending the event jumped three times in a row, and the referees also redesignated a national level. They tossed the local elementary school students without mercy, and they must demand that the opening ceremony be tall, and it is best to be a national elementary school student. A model for football leagues.

The author has something to say: Bi Xia: What do you want me to order from the mall?

Macy: Condom, I'm dating a girl, I need protection.

Bi Xia: Coal boss?

Messi: What?

Bi Xia: Your face is the best protection.