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The party broke up a bit, and everyone suddenly felt a little grudge against Ibrahimovic, but everyone has seen the world, no matter how unhappy they are, they still maintain the friendship of teammates, but it is inevitable that there will be whispers behind their backs.Ibrahimovic knows this, but he doesn't care, he is now dedicated to Barcelona, ​​and Barcelona just won the Champions League, and they are the best team in the world, Ibrahimovic only thinks they are jealous, he only cares about his transfer fee now.

Those who have money hold money, and those who have no money hold personal. The shouting of street jugglers has now spread to football transfers.Perhaps, watching Florentino burn a lot of money, the Nou Camp is really jealous.However, Barcelona seems to be a little bit reluctant to not have the hundreds of millions of funds, but they want to marry Ibrahimovic's good wife, what should I do?

Change it!

When Moratti was about to leave Ibrahimovic, he took Ibrahimovic's resume and sold it everywhere in front of European giants such as Barcelona and Real Madrid, just to sell Ibrahimovic at a good price to make up for Inter Milan's loss of Ibrahimovic.

Therefore, Moratti has only one requirement for Ibrahimovic's transfer, and that is a sufficiently high transfer fee. He hopes to overwhelm his rivals Milan in the same city and sell Ibrahimovic to Barcelona for a fee higher than Kaka's transfer to Real Madrid.However, that is not a small amount.

How tough Barcelona is this season, but now that Eto'o is about to leave for free next season and the club will lose a general, Laporta and other Barcelona bigwigs can only return to the starting point again.It is said that a good horse does not eat the grass of turning back, but if the grass of turning back will benefit you a lot, then why not eat it.It's just that this time the initiative is on Inter Milan's side. 4000 million euros plus Eto'o plus Hleb's one-year lease and the right of first refusal, Barcelona is determined to buy Ibrahimovic, not Inter Milan must sell Ibrahimovic.From Barcelona's official announcement that the transfer agreement for Ibrahimovic has been reached, it can be seen how anxious they are. On the contrary, Inter Milan, which has always been active in the transfer market, is extremely calm.

The needs of the two clubs can be seen from the two attitudes, but before the news came out, it should have smelled an undercurrent.

Ibrahimovic estimated that his transfer fee would not be too low, but the result still surprised Ibrahimovic. Inter Milan will get 4600 million euros in cash, and at the same time get Eto'o as an extra in the deal.

You know, Eto'o is not an unknown junior. He scored 30 goals last season and is one of the best strikers in Barcelona's history, worth 2000 million euros.In other words, Ibrahimovic's transfer fee reached 6600 million euros, overwhelming Kaka with an advantage of 100 million.

After negotiations between Barcelona and Inter Milan, they are determined to sign Kaka and Ronaldo in Real Madrid and announce the deal after the strike.

In fact, no one knew that Ibrahimovic was Guardiola's second-best choice. After Bixia refused to join Barcelona, ​​​​Guardiola appointed Ibrahimovic to join.Otherwise, with that guy Ibrahimovic's strong self-esteem, how could he just give up and be a spare tire.

Joining the Cosmos team made Ibrahimovic once excited, and the only regret of saying goodbye to Inter Milan was parting with Mourinho.

Before leaving, Ibrahimovic Mourinho talked farewell and had lunch together, and then flew back to Stockholm. After finishing some personal matters in the country, the Swedish tower will rush to Barcelona for medical examination and complete the signing and appearance.Ibrahimovic did not forget to leave a farewell message to the Inter Milan teammates and coaches who have been together for three years: "Goodbye everyone, thank you very much! I wish you good luck in the future, and hope to compete with Inter Milan in the Champions League final next season!"

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When Bixia heard that Barcelona and Inter Milan had completed the package sale, Eto'o + loan Hleb for 1 year + 4000 million euros in exchange for Ibrahimovic, he suddenly smiled a little playfully.

Between "buy, borrow and send", such a transaction becomes a bit interesting.It is estimated that only the parties themselves know who loses and who wins, but for Eto'o and Hleb who are cheap deals, it is really not a taste to be abandoned like livestock.Such a cheap sale is cruel and bloody for a hero who has fought for Barcelona for many years.But seeing the once arrogant Eto'o being dealt with by Barcelona like an animal, Bi Xia only had two words in his heart: deserve it!

It is widely rumored in football that Real Madrid is ruthless, but in Bi Xia's view, Barcelona's cold-bloodedness is even better.Maybe Messi has seen through this, so he never mentioned that he would hang up his boots and retire at Barcelona, ​​because sooner or later he will experience this cruelty himself and get out in order to make way for newcomers.Although today, Messi and Barcelona are so "loved".

It was too late to lament the rough fate of the players, Bixia, Mata and Granero were locked in the final exam classroom of the University of Madrid.

After a week of cramming in the dark, Bi Xia was dumbfounded when he got the report card!

59.95! ! ! 59.95! ! !

Which professor is so wicked! !

Bi Xia rubbed his eyes vigorously, looked at the report card again and again, but he didn't see an extra 0.05.

Mata bowed and walked like a cheetah, slowly approaching from behind, caught Bi Xia by surprise, and snatched his report card.Seeing Bi Xia's results, Marta suddenly felt that his 59.8 was not so disgusting. He snapped a few close-ups of Bi Xia's report card, and then posted it on the Internet.

Will you be dumbfounded when such a score appears on your report card?Mata said he was "shocked" by the result.

--Hey Hey hey!Don't be angry, everyone, you will violate the precept of hatred!Your Majesty, you are too naughty, I told you not to fail the course, why did you... You see, you failed the course before I finished talking!

--A funny guy!

--His Majesty!Brother Xinchun, you don't fail a course!

——I offered three sticks of incense in the morning, noon and evening to Brother Chun, but Ma Zhe still died!

——Suddenly discovered that there are only two types of people in this world: those who fail and those who fail.Your Majesty has failed the exam, why do I feel so happy!Ha ha ha ha……

——Speaking of which, Your Majesty, let's have fun together, and we will talk about trivial things like failing the exam another day!

——Why is Your Majesty so stupid, just like a little minister, knowing that he is going to fail the exam, he still takes the exam——You are so stupid!

——Allah wants to understand the psychology of those who fail a subject. Those who can fail one subject don't care about failing a few more subjects.Your Majesty, how many subjects did Nong fail?

As a result, fans all over the world knew that Bi Xia had failed.

A good reporter contacted the professor who gave the school a score of 59.95.The professor was also very helpless, and he didn't mean it. The student's final grade in this subject was 30% of the usual grade plus 70% of the final grade.In the new version of the school's educational administration system, he only needs to input two grades, and the student's comprehensive grade will be generated naturally, so there will be a decimal point.As for the regret of "giving Bi Xia 0.05 more points, he will not fail the course", he said that students get as many points as they actually get, and strict requirements are also responsible for students. "Students who really work hard to learn will definitely pass the exam."

The netizens watched happily, and the reporters reposted it enthusiastically. Only Bi Xia was concerned about failing the exams wherever he went. Ronaldo's long, squeaky laugh almost caused Bi Xia's ears to hurt.

"You trash that degenerates three times a day..." Bixia thought Ronaldo was still haunted, and snarled after answering the phone.

"..." Mourinho glanced at the phone, and said reservedly, "I said..."

The coolness seeped into Bi Xia's clothes, and he had goose bumps on his arms due to the cold weather in early summer.

Plop!bang!

Mourinho's ears suffered. He pulled his itchy ears and heard a frantic apology.

Bi Xia hurriedly picked up the phone from the ground, "Ah, sir, I didn't mean you! I didn't know it was you, I thought it was that shameless Portuguese..."

"Cough cough!"

Bi Xia was so frightened that he bowed his back and slapped his face flatteringly like the eunuchs beside the emperor, secretly respectful from his body to his voice, "Sir, you are not that stinky and shameless, you are the most shameless!" Yes. What I’m talking about is an idiot who always thinks he’s between bull A and bull C, but doesn’t know he’s between stupid A and stupid C. Sir, you don’t know, Ronaldo…”

When Bi Xia was nervous, his mouth turned faster than his brain, and he babbled like a machine gun. Mourinho rubbed the throbbing veins on his forehead, impatiently listening to the trivia between Bi Xia and Ronaldo, his old man He didn't want to say anything and hung up the phone in a hurry, just to cast aside Bi Xia and throw him in the face of a college bully.

Bi Xia was very displeased with Mourinho's slight sense of superiority, and really wanted to slap him with blood.However, looking at the crowds of people on twitter shouting to take the make-up exam with him, I felt a lot more balanced.Being bored, Bixia took advantage of Marta's carelessness and stole his mobile phone, edited a text message and sent it to the professor who hung up on them.

Although I didn't attend lectures, didn't take notes, slept all the time, and snored, but I have a heart that doesn't fail my exams. You failed me this time, and when you get old, I still hate you. I'll grab your crutches, etc. If you have no teeth, I will buy ice cream for you.I must wait for you to die before I die. If I don’t leave you alone in this world and hang on to others, I won’t be at ease as a ghost.Teacher, please, don't fail me in the next make-up exam!Please... ╮(╯▽╰)╭——By Marta

Seeing that the text message was successfully sent, Bi Xia looked left and right in a thief-like manner, and the destruction of the corpse and traces was done neatly.Marta was kept in the dark all the time, she just thought that the silly professor was narrow-minded and disliked him, so she got 59 points in his class as soon as she met him.As a result, on the night when she got her graduation certificate, Marta sighed with red eyes, and a burst of sad tears hung on her eyes. In the end, she rolled her eyes in anger at Bi Xia's confession, and passed away straight.

In other words, what's so dark about girlfriends, this kind of pig friend should be whipped to the end of the world for 100 years!

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意大利足协23日在北部城市米兰宣布,2008—2009年赛季意大利足球超级杯赛将于2009年8月8日在北京奥林匹克体育场“鸟巢”举行，中国球迷正在不停的F5国米和尤文图斯的官网。

Bi Xia wore Inter Milan's jersey for next season and stood in the center of the stars with an unprecedented strength. He was handsome, masculine, and aggressive, and he was so masculine that he couldn't ignore it.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Just before the male fans had time to rejoice in the improvement of Bi Xia's position in the team.

The official website was occupied by a large wave of shouts from female fans!

"Your Majesty, don't flog me with pity!"

Just as the Chinese fans tightened their belts to go to the scene to watch the conscience of Chinese football, Bi Xia quietly returned to China, followed by the little tail Messi.

Of course, Bi Xia didn't invite the prospective gentleman, and he didn't want Messi to dangle in front of his eyes before he cured his pink eye disease.

This kind of child next door is not as tall as me, not as handsome as me, and not as powerful as me. In the end, you are set off as a loser, and the feeling of counterattacking and becoming a winner in life is almost sour on Bixia's nose.

Especially when Messi saw Bi Xia, the first thing he said was, "Why did you hang up?"

In the eyes of a scumbag like Messi, Bi Xia is a top student, and he really just cares about it.But Bi Xia thought there was another taunt, he jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on, "I don't know. I didn't cuckold the teacher either!" Relying on his height and long legs, he slapped Messi on the head hard , and when the depression in his heart eased, Bi Xia rubbed Messi's hair again, "By the way, you look like a third-class cripple, and you won't be bullied to death when you arrive in China."

Messi only thought that Bi Xia was poor-mouthed, and he was at a loss when he stood in front of the Beijing subway with steaming steamed buns.

After rushing so early in the morning, he bumped into office workers. Messi's legs thrashed about in the crowded crowd for a long time, but he didn't take a half step forward.Bi Xia made his face look ashamed, and made a line of cement and oil paint on his T-shirt. His whole body was so dirty that passers-by could see him and wanted to stay away. No one would notice his face at all.Under the pressure of getting out of the car, Bi Xia took advantage of the thrust behind him, and easily straddled his two long legs. Finally, there was a gap between the people in the car, sucking his stomach, wishing he could turn himself into a thin piece of paper and stick it on it.

As soon as Bi Xia breathed a sigh of relief, his stomach was sunken by the people in front of him. He suddenly thought of Messi, and saw Messi rolling around like a potato outside the door, being unceremoniously dismissed by the skilled office workers. Rubbing to the outermost part, Messi relied on his stature to turn around flexibly, sweating profusely back and forth, and finally squeezed out, but with a wave of his hand, the subway door closed, and the bag containing the buns in his hand was clamped on the door of the listed car up.

Bi Xia's eyes were wide open, and he didn't react for a while.

What the hell!

The buns came up, but the people didn't come up.

What kind of personality is Messi! ! !

On the same day, a passenger who sat in the same carriage as Bi Xia posted a photo of Bi Xia's migrant worker on Weibo, jokingly saying, "If Bi Xia is in Beijing, he is a migrant worker."

Just when Netizen [-], a migrant worker, looked more and more like Bi Xia, Bi Xia posted a photo of a steamed bun being clamped on the train door, accompanied by an ancient saying: The soldiers and horses have not moved, and the food and grass go first.

The passenger who posted on Weibo suddenly felt that he couldn't speak up.

I'm sorry, is it fun to pretend to be a migrant worker? ! !I really want Bi Xia to go shi shi! ! !

The author has something to say: 1. On a certain day in a certain year, when the new Apple arrived, Bi Xia tried to take a selfie, and the facial recognition frame marked a 30-year-old man. Bi Xia was surprised, "This software is really accurate."

Messi immediately moved his face closer, showing that the man was 56 years old.

Bi Xia, don't leave me...QAQ

2. During the World Cup, the French team banned the use of solid soap, and then Ribéry bid farewell to the World Cup. Why is this?

3. One day, Messi received a text message from Bi Xia, and when he opened it, it was blank.

"How is this going?"

"We had a fight last Friday and since then neither of us have spoken to each other."