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The bombing of the cannon was harassed by text messages in turn. His eyes looked at the camera, his eyes were slack and unfocused, and he began to distract himself majestically.Many people are worried that he misses his relatives during the festive season, and they organized a group to visit him on this big day of Chinese reunion. Unexpectedly, he also received the kind care from the local governor. This seemingly extremely glorious event made Bi Xia's scalp tingle. Ma, what those people said sounds like the epitaph after his death.

Pooh!He hasn't lived enough yet!

Dai Chang'an's phone call surprised Bi Xia the most. The two brothers who were ten years apart didn't pick up the topic for a long time.As soon as Dai Changan received the model of the Golden Boy Award that Bi Xia sent him, it immediately became his favorite thing, and no one could touch it.Ye Mingyu said that Dai Changan's bad temper was all used to protect that model, Dai Yuyan acted coquettishly and wanted to show off the social circle of the broken Golden Boy Award model, Dai Changan made a big fuss, saying that Dai Yuyan likes to be assertive The thing that made her feel ashamed, this sentence hit Shen Yanbing's heart and lungs, and a mouthful of blood gushed out of her chest.In this family, whether it's Ye Mingyu who doesn't like her father or Bi Xia whose mother died, they are all straighter than Dai Yuyan. Whoever told her that she is an illegitimate child whose parents have an affair is no more honorable than the birth of her younger brother.Excessive care about her status made her seem a bit sharp and strong in the circle. Originally, Bi Xia's rise to fame made her pour dirty water on him openly and secretly, but she widened her eyes and saw that some second and third generations treated people like Bi Xia There is actually a kind of idol worship, and in the blink of an eye, Dai Yuyan uses the identity of Bi Xia's good sister to open up a social circle that has nowhere to enter.

Everyone has a kind of arty vulgarity, but now there is a football star Bi Xia, the Chinese people talk about Bi Xia and football, as if they don’t slip out a few professional words to show off, they are like bumpkins, Dai Yuyan Taking advantage of the east wind, within a few days he was overwhelmed by that stingy Dai Changan, his face became paler and his tone became more and more stinky after being provoked by the sarcastic remarks, and he got nothing but nothing.Dai Yuyan finally stopped this stupid behavior until her gums bleed from chewing.

Bi Xia didn't care about these things, but was a little concerned. Ye Mingyu's name appeared several times in Casillas' mouth.Iker Casillas is handsome, with a gentle and introverted appearance and excellent skills. Compared with a vagabond like Guti, an obedient guy like Cassie has an unruly heart, which often makes beautiful women jealous and jealous of him. Not at all right and wrong.Cassie's damage to beautiful women is greater than Guti's, because no woman will seek sincerity with Guti, and she always has the best fantasies of women to Cassie.

Bi Xia's temptation seemed to be very hypocritical, he twisted and said nothing, nothing worse than beating Cassie.

Bi Xia's eyes were blank, the photographer couldn't help raising his voice and said it again, Bi Xia was still dumbfounded, the photographer who thought he was good-tempered sucked and sucked, and his swollen stomach was pressed in by him. .

"**! Bi Xia! Your eyes are wrong!" The photographer was bouncing up and down the field like a ball, without saving face for Bi Xia, and shouted loudly, "Are you blind! Are you blind? !Glass ball! You are dead!!!”

It's been a long time since someone scolded him so directly. Bi Xia frowned, and the staff cried so hard that they scolded the photographer to death. They were afraid that Bi Xia would not be able to stand the photographer's temper, and secretly please the photographer behind his back. Bi Xia, Bi Xia's head was blown by their chatter, he sat down with his head down, at least he continued his professional ethics on the court to his work off the court.Although he murmured a few words to the photographer in his heart, Bi Xia honestly betrayed his masculinity according to his request.

Wearing gorgeous spring clothes, Bi Xia wandered around in the quiet old-fashioned buildings. This big boy with a perfect face and black eyes made people feel warm and lonely (Bi Xia was wronged by hunger).

For Bixia, no matter whether you love him or hate him, you have to admit that once this new star of Inter Milan appears, no one can help but pay attention to him.His golf skills and appearance, as well as the figure that men envy and women covet, made him the new darling of advertisers.

As a golden boy in Europe, Bixia is favored by advertisers far more than his football status. This is fundamentally due to his good looks, or maybe his temperament is different from those of Messi and Ronaldo. darling.

Bi Xia walked out of the shooting location, looked up and saw the latest Macy's advertisement on the square, Messi let the facial cleanser smear all over his face, it was hard to think that this is the hottest big name in the world star.

Bi Xia never used facial cleanser and body wash when taking a bath, and rarely used shampoo, so he thought it was strange that European men used skin care products.As soon as Bi Xia saw Messi's big and small cans, he laughed at him.After Messi washes his face with facial cleanser, Bi Xia will say, it’s finished, it’s the same as before; after Messi uses toner, Bi Xia will also say that it hasn’t changed, and it still hurts to shoot Messi. Depressed, I had to squat in the corner and draw circles.

Back at the Inter Milan training base, CCTV reporters are setting up the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala.Because of Bi Xia's joining, Inter Milan has made a lot of money in China, making other clubs stare out of their eyes.Especially like Chinese football, which has been waiting for the rain for a long time. For more than ten years, the people's hunger for the World Cup has greatly surpassed that of the Olympics. It is the biggest knot in China's competitive sports.As early as the beginning of New Year's Day, several domestic David TVs released news to invite Bi Xia to participate in the New Year's Eve concert.As a result, the remote control scanned all the TV stations without even seeing a fart.CCTV's awesome people said that they would not bow down for anyone, and secretly invited the entire Inter Milan team to pay New Year's greetings to the people of the country at the Spring Festival Gala. Mourinho didn't even bother to roll his eyes at the check in front of him. Zero is not enough for him to stuff his teeth by himself.

The staff of CCTV misunderstood, and the broadband tears in my heart poured down, wishing to worship: tsk tsk!As expected of a world-class marshal, he treats money like dung!

Inter Milan players of different skin colors, old and young, put on beaming red Tang suits, and exaggeratedly mouthed New Year greetings to the Chinese audience, just like a group of monkeys juggling. Serious faces stayed on the sidelines to watch.

The audience in front of the TV didn't care what these foreign devils said. The way they dressed in Tang suits and spoke Chinese and bowed to the Chinese people for the New Year, inexplicably aroused the national pride of the Chinese people with a sense of joy.Especially when they saw Bi Xia, a national treasure player surrounded, hugged and kissed by them, the fans and friends laughed more and more proudly. This kid has such a long face, doesn't he!

Don't shoot commercials, don't post announcements, don't find celebrities as girlfriends, just rely on two legs to fight on the court like a soldier, no matter how much surprise Bi Xia can bring to Chinese fans, compared to some people who will only hold the audience Players who don't shoot for nine or 10 minutes are much more reliable.

After paying New Year's greetings to the people of the whole country, Bi Xia walked all the way, even his mood and steps were light and light. Although he was a bit disdainful of the CCTV host, he was proud to be able to show his face for a while on the Spring Festival Gala.Passing the glass door next door, he turned sideways and took a peek inside to take a picture, and flipped his short short hair that was close to the skin of his head smartly, his narcissism was beyond words.

The official who followed Mourinho's ass, said a wrong sentence, and finally found the person to call for help before the despised man drilled the ground. Now he is targeting Bixia, and we will meet again when he interviews Mourinho When he couldn't get in the conversation, or got stuck in the conversation, he would smile at Bi Xia frequently.Bi Xia couldn't read it, but he didn't spare his eight teeth, and when he had nothing to do, he showed them "Ding Ding" and flashed silver light to dazzle other people's cameras.

Mourinho was talking about serious business with someone, when he glanced over by chance, he found a fool and a layman having a good time, he couldn't help but clenched his fists, covered his mouth and started laughing secretly. After laughing, he continued Positively despise the IQ of the person in front of him.

In a football program after the Spring Festival, the last shot was of Mourinho smiling on the field. Malicious, an old man who is nearly fifty years old and a young man in his early 20s laughed so tacitly, the onlookers were numb with goosebumps from the wanton show of affection between the master and apprentice.

But seeing Bixia's footprints all over the field when he played football, he shuttled among the opposing players... anyone with a discerning eye can see how happy he is playing in the Inter Milan jersey now.Honestly, a lot of the credit goes to that man, Mourinho.

The person who sent off CCTV, Bi Xia had a bitter face and was not very happy. He was invited to attend the annual Chinese sports ceremony - Chinese sports figures, but he did not agree. The other party sneered and said that you have already attended the Serie A Oscars. That high-spirited sense of moral superiority almost made Bi Xia spit out in his face from disgust.We must know that February is a critical period for the championship of various competitions. How could he be allowed to participate in an awards ceremony in China with double competitions a week.Even if it's the awards ceremony of the World Football Association, as long as you are not going to win the Ballon d'Or, as long as it will affect your competitive state, Mourinho can slap you and send you flying. It's cool to stay there!

But the bad mood was swept away after seeing the New Year's gifts sent by the fans. It feels so good to be missed, and the villain in Bi Xia's heart was so dizzy that he almost flew into the sky.Despite being humble in front of outsiders, Bixia muttered in private, "I feel like I am the king of the world." That kind of domineering feeling I have in the world is too addictive, and playing is always more comfortable than training.If Mourinho hadn't found someone to keep an eye on Bixia, he and Balotelli would probably be on the headlines of the tabloids as companions.

After comparing the number of gifts, Balotelli was depressed to find that Bixia was more popular than himself, and he secretly competed with the other party.Taking Bixia to the nightclub, whenever a girl passed by, Balotelli kept changing his posture, raised his arms to brighten his biceps, clamped his thighs to show off his elastic butt, or took advantage of turning When he turned his head, he flashed a very charming evil smile.Soon those eyes that were originally on Bi Xia were attracted by him.

Balotelli was particularly proud of it, and it was refreshing to steal the limelight, especially from Bixia.

Bi Xia got away from the feasting, and suddenly felt a little damp coolness on his face. When he looked up, there were fine snowflakes floating in the night sky, and girls shouted in surprise around him.Bi Xia quietly looked at the silent snow, feeling warm in his heart.

While driving, Bi Xia thought of the old man. He used to spend New Year’s Eve in the old house. The long wires on the roof dragged a light bulb. The old man always liked to pick him up, carry him around in circles or just hug him like that, and then laughed. , Laughing wildly, making Bi Xia very scared and very happy.

Lonely dancing with the shadow under the street lamp, Bi Xia saw a round thing jumping left and right, up and down, at the gate of his house from a distance, the headlights were suddenly bright, Messi's eyes were pierced by the light, and suddenly he Just clutching his buttocks and jumping up, Bi Xia's exaggerated laughter exploded in his ears.

You Tmd really kick!Hey, hey, look clearly, I'm Messi, Messi!Not Barcelona!As for the madness of using Real Madrid to dry Barcelona.

But looking into Bi Xia's warm and smiling eyes, Messi slid his throat joint a few times with the duck stuck in the owner's neck, unable to make a sound, he suddenly wanted to cover his hot cheeks in shame for a while.But obviously Bi Xia's romantic cells were frozen by the winter, and he sprinkled salt on Messi's unhealed wound, "Your ass doesn't look as good as it does on TV."

In the last round of the game against Atletico Madrid, when Messi broke into the Tottenham penalty area to shoot, Mata, who was following him, abruptly took off his pants.After barely completing this "disgraceful" shot, Messi's embarrassment spread from the field to the field.In addition to being ridiculed by the newspaper for the butt, the focus was also on the size of the thing in the crotch.

Messi choked with anger, and a ball of snow was stuffed into Bi Xia's neck. Bi Xia grinned at the cold, and suddenly a flash light not far away illuminated two instantly pale faces.

51 exciting life

Messi had never felt sorry for his penguin's short legs, but at the moment when the flash was on, he watched the tall and long-legged Bi Xia pass him, rushed over, and grabbed a little girl with a mobile phone.

The little girl was taken aback by Bi Xia's approaching face, and she seemed to be trembling all over, but she didn't look like she was afraid. When she saw that Bi Xia deleted the photos she just secretly took, it didn't count, and she was very ruthless to delete all kinds of photos. ps, the little girl bit Bi Xia's wrist with her mouth wide open in a hurry, and Bi Xia was in so much pain that she almost threw him out and ruined her.

Fortunately, the little girl is just a fan, and she didn't even recognize the Messi next to her who can blind countless fans' titanium alloy dog ​​eyes. God sent all the pies to her mouth, but she just didn't know how to open her mouth.

When the little girl finally recognized Macy's face, it dawned on her what she had missed.After a long, long time, this little girl turned into a big woman. She watched the biggest coming out news in the history of football, and she was so angry that she scolded Messi for having no conscience. Counterattacking Real Madrid, the pure and clean Bi Xia will come back with a Messi when he goes to play a ball.

The little girl was fooled away with good words, Bi Xia's temples twitched and he was so tired that he panicked.Although it was just a false alarm, the appearance of the fans just reminded Bi Xia: Although his accommodation conditions are better, there are more paparazzi around him.If you don't pay attention, the photos of him and Messi shoulder to shoulder will spread all over the world in an instant.

Bixia definitely dare not think that Messi is not qualified to spread the news with him, but Real Madrid just got rid of the nightmare of Eto'o's defection, and Bixia is unwilling to push himself and Real Madrid to the forefront again because of the matter with Messi.Eto'o resented that Real Madrid used himself as a bargaining chip, and could call Real Madrid a jerk at Barcelona's championship celebration. This scene almost shamed Real Madrid and became a laughing stock all over the world.But Bi Xia didn't have such a deep hatred. He never forgot the good time in the Real Madrid youth training camp.Bi Xia scolded Real Madrid, but there was always a trace of gratitude in his heart. If there was no Real Madrid, Bi Xia would not know where he would be in China.

Real Madrid fell headlong into the mud this season, and couldn't pull it out, and the patron saint of Real Madrid, Cassie, was riddled with holes by Messi. Transformed to kill the Quartet.

Real Madrid and Barcelona are destined to have only one going to heaven and the other going to hell. The white blood engraved in the bones cannot tolerate any ambiguity between Bi Xia and Barcelona.Even if he has a good personal relationship with Messi, Bi Xia will not sing with Messi that we are a family

Bi Xia's shrewd mind returned to work, he hurriedly cooked a bowl of instant noodles for Messi, and drove Messi to the airport like a chicken.

"Cheating is not as nervous as we are." Messi's words smack of old sauerkraut.

Bi Xia reached out and patted the cocked hair on Messi's head, "There is no room for Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​unless Barcelona can break through the years of grievances and enmity between the Jianghu sects, break through the ethics and secularism, and change their personality to play women's football."

Messi's thinking couldn't keep up with Bi Xia, so he suddenly said, "Barcelona has won too much, you feel uncomfortable." He didn't forget to satirize Bi Xia's sour grapes mentality in the face of Barcelona's continuous winning.

Bi Xia grinned his snow-white teeth, looked at the little flea next to him who almost held up a sign with "I'm not happy" written in big characters, he showed a chic demeanor that I don't care about your small belly, he was stunned. Messi became more and more displeased with Bi Xia.

Bi Xia pushed Messi, who had been exuding resentment, to the security check, and whispered softly in his ear, "Happy Chinese New Year!"

Messi came to Milan excitedly, and returned to Barcelona full of unhappiness. Although he gritted his teeth and vowed to teach Bi Xia a lesson, Messi, a spineless man, still couldn't help but turn his head after passing the security check.

Bi Xia's two straight and slender legs just stood there casually, layered scarves, fashionable gray sweater, he looks so good in any clothes, and the empty airport makes him reveal an unreal look handsome.

Bi Xia saw Messi's movements, he bent his black eyes, and with his right index finger and middle finger flirtatiously blew a kiss to Messi.

Messi's ears were trembling like electricity, and his face couldn't hold a serious expression.

Unable to restrain his longing glances at Bi Xia, Messi's breathing gradually became hot, his face blushed, and he rubbed his ears belatedly.

Messi lowered his eyes and glanced at his legs, which were short and thick, and immediately turned into a fish out of water, so weak that they were roasted.He took out his phone, turned on the camera function to act as a mirror, and a big pie face occupied the entire screen.Messi brushed his hair, pinched his nose, and smiled dimpled at the camera.Then he stared and grinned, the imaginary arrogance was gone, Messi felt that his bearish appearance was more like the wretched man in Bi Xia's hard drive.

Messi took out a lollipop from his backpack. As soon as he stuffed it into his mouth, he regretted it. He stretched out his hand and squeezed his stomach, and he let out a long breath.The mobile phone turned to the voting page of handsome football guys organized by the Spanish media, and slid his fingers back and forth on his and Bi Xia's avatars several times. Messi voted for himself without hesitation.

February 2, 9 San Siro Stadium

Mourinho is crazy!

Bixia scored a lore in the 9th minute, the atmosphere at Meazza was detonated, and the madman also returned to his true colors.Not far from the coach of Pudoria, Mourinho "bombed" desperately. He rushed out of the coach's bench with an "oh", spread his arms like wings, and began to run wildly on the sideline!This gesture is reminiscent of his "2-meter sprint" celebration on the sidelines of Old Trafford in 4.

In the 1/8 of the Coppa Italia, Inter Milan lost to Sampdoria 3:[-] in the first round. Everyone believed that it was a matter of time before Inter Milan was eliminated from the Coppa Italia.Back at Meazza, after Ibrahimovic scored a face-saving goal for Inter Milan, the rest of the limelight was taken away by Bixia.

With a light and elegant move, Bi Xia habitually landed a surprise blow in front of the door.

2: 3!

Inter Milan saw a ray of hope, only one goal away from tying the score, and Inter Milan will be swept away.They had a chance to tie the score in the next few minutes, but the referee's several penalties subtly affected the situation of the game, which was enough to arouse the public outrage of the home team.

The most outrageous thing is that when Bi Xia was fighting with the opponent's defender, the opponent kicked Bi Xia's right leg fiercely. In the eyes of Inter Milan coach Mourinho and his teammates, this Sampdoria The behavior should have been shown a red card, but the referee did not even show a yellow card.Materazzi applauded him at the last moment and was sent off with a red card. Inter Milan was forced to fight with ten people.

Anger is the most terrifying power, and Bi Xia is so stubborn that he will pierce the black sky with his sword Xi Lai desperately.

When Mourinho saw Bixia's activeness in the frontcourt, he made a decisive change and asked for a layer-by-layer advancement. Bixia, Ibrahimovic and Balotelli took turns or randomly retreated to take The ball, increase the flexibility of running positions, and constantly make adjustments to positions and roles according to changes in the situation on the field.

Then came Bi Xia's high-profile performance. He interspersed with fast and high-frequency running and counter-robbing in the midfield: running, cooperating, stealing, assisting, and shooting. The figure of No. 16 is running all over the field, from left to center and then to right, running everywhere. Bi Xia can always appear in the most suitable place to grab the ball and pose a threat to the opponent.Bi Xia grabbed the ball beautifully on the edge of the penalty area, and the ball was crossed to the goal, but unfortunately his teammates failed to follow up.

The fans of Inter Milan had to give up the hope of victory in the torment of every minute and every second, and the players of Inter Milan slowed down after returning without success again and again.

Mourinho was standing on the sidelines, and everyone was looking at her in a daze, but he could only look at the figure who was running desperately on the court, fell and chased after him.When everyone gave up this game tacitly, only he was persistently seeking a goal.

Iron blood is passionate, blue and black are intertwined with the most rebellious blood flowing on Bi Xia's body.

Balotelli sent a low ball into the center of the penalty area. Bixia seemed to have failed to handle the ball with his back. The ball bounced high. lower left corner.

The Sampdoria goalkeeper tried his best to block high and low, but he couldn't stop the football from breaking through his five fingers with the fierce wind.

The effective whistle of the goal is so clear in the night sky at San Siro!

"gooooooooooooooo1!!!" The on-site commentator roared vigorously through Changhong, like water droplets dripping into oil and exploded, instantly igniting the enthusiasm of the stadium, and blue and black swept the entire stadium.The Nerazzurri jumped up and down, and they were dragged from hell to heaven by Bixia. This goal was really unbelievably crazy, and they couldn't help but vent their passion by roaring.

Bi Xia stared dumbfounded at the football in the net, and the other players of Inter Milan and a large number of fans fell into a state of madness and confusion.

The teammates on the field threw Bi Xia down one by one. Bi Xia was lying on the grass, laughing lazily, the grass was soaked with sweat.Bi Xia didn't have the strength to scold these hooligans, so he could only let them rub their hair and tear their jerseys, Bi Xia almost passed out after being kissed by these big men!

With this incredible goal, Inter Milan came back to life, and the two teams returned to the same starting line. Unfortunately, the momentum was reversed, which was completely different from the opening situation.

The blue and black flag swaggered at Sampdoria, tearing up the dreams of more than 4000 fans of the visiting team.

Bixia fulfilled his promise to the fans, but this reality is so cruel to Sampdoria, who are preparing to celebrate the team's victory!

Just now, they were still cheering and looking forward to their team defeating the league leaders and advancing to the quarter-finals of the Coppa Italia!

Just a few minutes ago, the motherfuckers of the media were on the side of Sampdoria to promote them, gloating that there was not much time left for Inter.

Mourinho clenched his fists with both hands and slammed into the sky. He waved his hands and roared from the sidelines, "Attack! Give me the full attack!" Mourinho, a master of defensive tactics known for his conservativeness, launched a full-scale attack for the first time. Inter Milan The fans were dumbfounded by the home team's crazy offensive rhythm and efficiency, while the Sampdoria fans were sobbing in a low voice!

The eleven generals of Inter Milan activated the small universe, and each of them turned into a fierce lion, sweeping the entire green field with the momentum of one man guarding the gate.The entire Inter Milan team is like a group of shameless hooligans besieging Sampdoria. With Bi Xia as the arrow, Inter Milan gradually got on the right track after half a season of running-in, and officially launched the most terrifying offensive force of this era.

The curtain falls!Mourinho ended the game perfectly with a 433 formation and a crazy attack like a tide. The Sampdoria fans could only let their tears fly in this cold winter night.

The moment the referee blew the final whistle, all the cameras were aimed at the scoreboard without exception!

4:3!Inter is ahead! !

Countless fans are still reminiscing about the goal that turned defeat into victory. That goal was fast and beautiful, and it is an unrepeatable classic!

After Bi Xia took the ball, he ran all the way from the backcourt, the knife flashed, and the knife was inserted into the opponent's throat.Bi Xia's speed is really too fast, maybe you are only 1 seconds away from the screen, maybe you rub your eyes, the ball has already entered the net.

The world's martial arts are only fast, and Bi Xia told the whole of Europe what speed is in 1 seconds.

Bi Xia overwhelmed the audience, countless fans only had him in their eyes, and the excitement of the movement seemed to be in their ears.

It took a long time for CCTV's Poet He to calm down his excitement, and then he said loudly, "The world is born of my generation, and the time has come to remind me once I enter the rivers and lakes."

There are so many remarkable things about this game that can be written into the textbook, but there are so many wonderful things in Serie A. Who would have expected that the bad boy Cassano's ridiculous move would overwhelm the game itself and quickly reach the top of the league on the second day. Big newspaper headlines.

Sampdoria's head star Cassano was probably too excited by the result of the game. He was so excited that only a pair of underwear remained, and then wildly opened his arms and gave passionate hugs to his teammates one by one. , The most dumbfounding thing is that Cassano ran up to Mourinho, pouted his buttocks, opened his arms, and gave a big hug like seeing an old friend.

In this game, a total of more than 4 Samp fans came from afar to witness the team's advancement to the quarterfinals of the Coppa Italia.And Inter Milan also lowered the price of home tickets, and as a result, the Meazza was full, including thousands of children-they saw a scene that was not suitable for children.

However, "Madman" did not lose to "Bad Boy". He was not seduced by dancers on the TV show, but he gave Cassano an exaggerated smile and had a "j□j naked" conversation with him, Hug like an old friend reunited after a long time.

Mourinho and Cassano were so bad, they carefully avoided the camera, so that no one could know the content of their conversation.

After witnessing this scene, Bi Xia felt like being scratched by a cat, out of curiosity.As soon as he arrived in the locker room the next day, he asked his friends to make a big guess—what did Mourinho and Cassano say?

Although Zanetti is an honest man, the old captain was the first to respond. He imitated the voices of Cassano and Mourinho, asking and answering.

Card: Mourinho, I don't want to play for Samp. I threw away their jerseys. I want to follow you. Give me an Inter Milan jersey!

Mu: In the economic crisis, I can't just give you the jersey. One piece is [-] euros, otherwise the boss will deduct my wages.

Balotelli despises this transfer version is not passionate enough, "Cassano is stripped to only his underwear, how can he talk about this so rigidly." Balotelli looked at Bixia with shining eyes, and Bixia understood clearly. The voice, the kindness is hard to but come down a version of Brokeback Mountain.

Card: Brother Mu, I heard that none of the dancing girls could arouse your interest that day?

Mu: The figures of those two girls are not good enough. I still like your type with great akimbo muscles.

Ka (shaking belly, spreading hands): Then what are you waiting for, come on!

Mu: That won't work. I'm a man of loyalty. I'll call two brothers over later.

I don't know which sentence of Bixia touched Balotelli's creative talent. Balotelli waved his hand and spoke an over-scaled misheard version in an evil voice.

Card: Magic Bird, I heard the fans call you Magic Bird, you can't be magical now, can you?

Mu: I'll touch your bird!But your size is too embarrassing.

When everyone realized that the atmosphere in the locker room was not good, they collectively turned their heads to look at the door, only to see Mourinho standing at the door smiling very kindly.

From the beginning to the end, the "what are they talking about" hyped by the Inter Milan locker room lasted only half an hour before being suppressed by Mourinho with the most vigorous "violence". If you can't do it, you won't die.

Your Majesty was furious, and laid down millions of corpses!

During the training session that day, all the players in the dressing room that Mourinho was in at the time wore pink kitchen aprons to participate in the training.The instigator, Bi Xia, was put on a lady's pink suspender nightgown for a show, with a counterfeit version of Sailor Moon printed on the chest of the nightgown, and a circle of lace around the skirt.

Bi Xia put on her nightgown rudely, and loud whistles sounded in the team. Bi Xia's mood at the moment can be described with a common saying, that is: he knocked out his teeth and swallowed, forced a smile.

Bi Xia closed his eyes, turned his heart, opened his mouth, and sang at the top of his voice: "The king asked me to patrol the mountains, after the southern mountain and the northern mountain..."

Balotelli couldn't hold back his laughter at the time, and then he couldn't stand still and plunged into Mourinho's arms. Bixia was in a mess at the time...

In the next league, Inter Milan played a wave of small j□j and won four consecutive victories.Just after the victory over the Turin team, when the entire Inter Milan team thanked the fans, a dozen people shouted, "The king asked me to patrol the mountain..."

Many Chinese fans who were thousands of miles away were almost incontinent and lost their eyesight due to the thunder of Alexander.

In the eyes of fans, idols are amazing in everything they do.Many fans on His Majesty's official website praised Bi Xia as a Chinese cultural ambassador because of the voice of the Inter Milan team.

A group of people said on the Internet that he is an inspirational person, but after reading the whole post, Bi Xia felt that it was clearly "Real Madrid is an idiot, the coach is an idiot, teammates are idiots, friends are idiots, other players are idiots, only Bi Xia is working hard" football fantasy drama.

Bi Xia slapped his head, wondering if the fans were complaining about his IQ problem.