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Subconsciously retorted, "I'm a very popular guy now, I really don't know how that inexplicable kiss happened. This is so interesting!"

"Shut up!" Messi dragged his throat and yelled, Bixia hummed so that his ears turned red, and Messi was domineering once in a while, "You shameless slut. Give me peace of mind!"

Depend on!As his courage grew, Bi Xia was furious. He was clearly the victim. Messi said he seemed very horny.Bi Xia fell down suddenly, wrapped in the quilt and rolled to the corner, sleeping intently.Ren Meixi coughed his throat, and stared at the quilt sadly in the dark for a long time, ignoring him.

48 The ownership of the golden tapir

So what does it feel like to kiss Bi Xia? Doesn't the wife get angry?

At that time, the Genoa player who kissed Bixia in a hurry to avoid the red card felt guilty when he saw that his unintentional actions had caused so many troubles for Bixia. He took the initiative to stand up and divert the focus of the media for Bixia, he said , "My wife was not jealous. My son called me later and told me that the whole world saw this scene. After the game, I found Bixia again. I met him again in the garage. I asked him if he could talk to me. I took a photo and he said yes. He's a really nice guy."

But afterwards, Genoa, who took advantage of it, could not help but proudly said: "It was really a wonderful night for me. It is not an opportunity that I get so close to one of the best players in the world. I can only say that he is really very, very good." It is a pity that he did bad things with good intentions, and the incident of Bi Xia's forced kiss did not cool down. Instead, countless female fans ran around mourning that Bi Xia's first screen kiss was lost. For fans of Bi Xia's love, it was like a bolt from the blue.The Genoa training base, which has always been sparsely populated, suddenly exploded. The players who kissed Bixia were surrounded by strong crowds. When he closed his eyes, the fans booed him hard, and he lived under the eyes of the fans and the media. It's really not a life for a player like him.If it weren't for the strong support of his wife and son, this player might not be able to bear the ridicule of the fans and retire angrily.

The unexpected kiss made Bi Xia the focus of people's attention again and again, and the reporters rushed to interview him. Unlike before, this time the reporters were more concerned about his private life, such as whether he was single or a pervert who liked cock.Bi Xia almost had a quarrel with the reporter about his sexual orientation.

"If you want to play monkeys, you must play you, a yellow-skinned monkey!"

The reporter forgot to cover up the volume, and the insult clearly reached the ears of everyone nearby. Everyone's expressions changed from surprise, to shame, to anger, and it took more than ten seconds for a cycle.

I really want to drive him away.

As a result, many fans, including the reporter, heard Bi Xia's muttering. They were overwhelmed by anger. In order to express their love and loyalty to their idol, they gathered together and grabbed the reporter and threw it out, almost creating a violent incident. murder.

Bi Xia's bad boy nature was fully revealed.

Just when "Gazzetta dello Sport" teased that Bixia was about to usher in the second personal trophy in his life - the Golden Tapir Award, Inter Milan's moody coach Mourinho saved Bixia and prevented him from becoming the European champion again. After-dinner conversation.With tears in his eyes, Bi Xia almost knelt and kowtowed and called Mourinho his father.

In the Italian football circle, the "Golden Tapir Award" is an award that all football players can't avoid. "Golden Tapir Award" is also translated as "Golden Garbage Award". The trophy is to satirize some shameful events or performances of some sports people; later, the trophy gradually became a kind of joke, not just satire, but black humor.Even so, the "Golden Tapir Award" is definitely not an honor, but embarrassing for the winner.This time, it was Mourinho who was embarrassed.

On January 1, Inter Milan lost 18 to 1 to Atlanta. Mourinho was very dissatisfied with the team's lazy state. He scolded the players in the locker room and denounced Inter Milan's three consecutive championships. , according to the Italian media, his original words were: "Your three consecutive championships are worthless! The first championship is given by the secretaries, the second championship is because you have no opponents, and the third championship is that you won the championship at the end. Got it in 3 minute. You guys are a bunch of shit!" It was also accompanied by a cartoon image of Mourinho with one hand on his hip and one hand pointing to the sky. The creator observed the details and did not ignore Mourinho's tight belly in his shirt. , the whole person is like a teapot.

Because of this shrew-style swearing, Italian TV Five quickly decided to award the Golden Tapir Award for this issue to Mourinho.In the TV five programs, many fans called to mock Mourinho.An Inter Milan fan said: "This person is of average level and has a lot of strange problems." A Juventus fan said: "He said what we have always wanted to say. Let me tell you, he is a Juventus diehard!"

When the show host Staferi went to present the award to Mourinho, Mu Kuangren chose to escape and refused to accept the award.But the Italian journalists were not willing to let it go. It is reported that TV[-] sent a special person to track Mourinho, preparing to award the award to Mourinho in a public place, and broadcasting Mourinho's embarrassing reaction live at any time.

A madman can escape for a while, but not for a lifetime.

When Mourinho was finally caught by reporters, he always took the trophy from the host with a smile on his face. People admired his self-cultivation.But unfortunately, after the award ceremony, Bixia saw the "Golden Tapir Award" trophy from the garbage bag in Mourinho's office...

Inter Milan lost to Atlanta, and Mourinho's expectations of making great strides to expand the points lead fell through.After the game, Mourinho couldn’t hide his frustration in the locker room, but this defeat did not affect Bi Xia’s mood. He saw that Inter Milan was firmly in the top spot, and felt that Mourinho was making a fuss, and the coach’s sense of crisis could not be helped. empathy.Sometimes players, like students, are distracted and lack self-control. No one is whipping and shouting behind them. They will lie on the ground and feel good about themselves.

Bixia is one year older, but he is still the "child" who can't grow up. Balotelli still likes to play tricks.

A few inflatable dolls were stuck on the side of the training field, and they knocked down together in the wind.Bi Xia used inflatable dolls (dolls) as props during training and played with them to his heart's content. Wearing shorts and a T-shirt, he unceremoniously rode the inflatable doll on jjj, his face was full of complacency, showing a brilliant smile smile.

Not to be outdone, Balotelli also played boxing, punching, and kicking with the inflatable doll... Every move and style still looks the same, but compared to the two having fun, this is taken The inflatable dolls that come as training props are much more miserable.

Ibrahimovic looked cheerful, "Maybe Balotelli has many enemies. In fact, he even looks like he wants to be friends with an inflatable doll."

Mourinho walked into the stadium with a whiteboard, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little dignified. The players turned into rats who ran into cats, and passed the ball behind Mourinho's back.It was too late for Bi Xia to climb down from the inflatable doll, and Mourinho saw Bi Xia walking over, and Bi Xia immediately became extremely vigilant. He felt uncomfortable when Mourinho stared at him with a look of death. Look sideways at him.Suddenly shot, Mourinho pinched his face, lightning fast, very fast.

Bi Xia's face was deformed by Mourinho, and he dared not speak out, after all, Bi Xia was not a professional actor, and those two dead fish eyes revealed his dissatisfaction.

Mourinho chuckled, and opened his mouth to say something that sounded very rude: "But today I have to say that you played very well in the first half of the season when you came to Inter Milan, and you scored a lot of goals. But with your current performance, I would think that you were the one who won the World Footballer of the Year just now." Bi Xia, who said something black, didn't even want to face.

Bi Xia blushed, took a deep breath, and looked at Mourinho's cold back with sad eyes.Bi Xia was absent-minded, he jumped off the inflatable doll, and after taking a step, he stepped on a hole and sprained his ankle, knelt on his knees and knocked his head on the grass, it couldn't be more embarrassing.

Those teammates watched and sighed, squatting around damnably, looking at Bi Xia with sympathy, Bi Xia gave them a hammer at the head, very fierce!

Teammates: ...

You are still unreasonable!

After the training, Bi Xia angrily took Balotelli to the bar. Balotelli showed his white teeth happily, and shouted that Bi Xia had finally recovered. Packing popcorn, I feel very silly sitting on the bar counter and watching a movie.

I believe that many people have never seen a movie in a bar, and this bar that Bi Xia accidentally discovered is quite special.There were not many people, a dozen or so Bixia and Balotelli sat side by side, with their arms around him all the time, talking about this extremely boring movie one sentence after another, and Balotelli couldn't stop talking about it. A word was picked out of the mouth as tight as a clam.

Without a devilish figure and sexy long legs, any hot night is Balotelli's wishful thinking. You must know that a proud, sexy, and pure French supermodel recently came to the nightclub he frequents. It is said that she is a "sexy goddess" that makes thousands of French men dream about her at night. If Bi Xia hadn't tricked him, he would have hooked up with that stunner by now.

Balotelli pursed his lips, sitting aggrieved among the old men and old ladies, Balotelli didn't know what to say to these old people who liked to talk, and even his body was very stiff, so he had no choice but to remain silent and pretend to be cold.Seeing that Bi Xia was smiling happily, Balotelli pinched Bi Xia's face and lifted it up, and then Bi Xia's eyes were stretched into single eyelids, and he shouted, "Come and see, what an ugly Chinese... ..."

Bi Xia couldn't hold back any longer, and the beer in his mouth sprayed on his face. Balotelli was very embarrassed with the beer on his face, his eyes were a little dark, he raised his big hand and pressed Bi Xia's face into the clothes Peanuts in a small dish.

The next morning, Balotelli, who didn't spend the night with a woman, was very energetic and woke up very early. He couldn't see that Bi Xia was sleeping soundly, so he asked Bi Xia to get up and make him breakfast. He was hungry.But lately Bixia is too tired to talk to him, he just doesn’t wake up, Balotelli creaked Bixia as soon as he lifted the quilt, the soles of his feet, armpits, and stomach, Bixia immediately became angry He closed his eyes and threw the pillow to throw him off the bed, then fell on the bed and continued to sleep with the quilt rolled up.

Balotelli didn't give up. He was standing by the bed wearing big underpants that showed off his sexy buttocks. He looked at the quilt that was wrapped up with his hands on his hips. Without saying a word, he picked up the quilt and rolled around on the floor. Go, Bi Xia had to get up if he wanted to go to bed.

Bi Xia was provoked by Balotelli and began to yell "Ah~~", which belonged to the volume when he was about to be raped. Balotelli was very annoying.After Bixia yelled, Balotelli also started to yell "Ah~~~~~", the volume was much higher than that of Bixia.These two just yelled at me for four or five minutes. I don't know what the neighbors will think when they hear it. They probably think that the people living in this house are crazy.

Bixia dragged Balotelli to make a fuss for a long time, and he no longer felt anxious and concentrated a lot on the court.When he was in groups with his teammates, he played tricks on his teammates several times and pretended to shoot. He passed a few players and finally shot the ball into the net.This wonderful goal made Mourinho smile with satisfaction on his plaster face that had been hardened for several days. When he noticed Bi Xia's sneaky eyes, Mourinho glared at him pretending to be annoyed. It looked a little dazed, and it was very flattering.

Inter Milan gradually recovered from the burnout period of the long holiday, but when they played against Sampdoria at home on the 25th, it was still very difficult for Inter Milan to win.Just when everyone believed that Inter Milan and Samp had a goalless draw, Bixia staged a shocking reversal in 92 minutes. The Nerazzurri launched a quick counterattack after clearing the corner kick. A strong shot from the yard, the ball rolled into the gate from under the goalkeeper after being blocked.

"This is Mu's classic counterattack, Bixia, witty Bixia! The opponent's corner kick was not taken well, Bixia and Ibrahimovic header relay, Materazzi passed behind, Bixia did not go straight, but went around Behind the defensive player, betting on the opponent's poor clearance, it really gave him a chance!"

"Look how excited Mourinho is! His disciples sealed the victory at the last moment of the game!"

Inter took away a victory with a lore and continued to maintain an absolute lead over No.2 Juventus in the league.

Meazza's blue and black fans seem to like Bixia very much. Wherever he goes, he can always cause fans to scream and cheer, and Bixia's singing can be heard endlessly.When Mourinho heard Bixia's name echoing in the audience, he was very proud. It is really unimaginable that Italy, a country where racial discrimination prevails, can recognize and worship an Asian with yellow skin and black eyes.But his disciples made the impossible a reality.

This is a very good thing.Of course, nothing is absolute. As soon as he was happy, Mourinho's cautious and conservative thinking prevailed. He couldn't let Bixia relax in a smooth environment.If Bi Xia is not aware of the rumors that are spreading around him, or realizes that his opponents are waiting for him to relax, then Bi Xia's success today is a stepping stone for others to ascend to the throne.Mourinho suddenly felt that he had a long way to go. Hey, he taught Bixia more than his own children.His sons and daughters always have their mothers worrying about their education and other things. Compared with his wife who is busy taking care of the children, Mourinho is just a nominal person.But Mourinho is different to Bixia.

I hope that in Bi Xia's eyes, I am not a bad father.Mourinho was so worried that his hair turned gray again.

Just as the various media wrote the game reports in a regular manner, they all praised Bi Xia's performance hypnotically. Bi Xia became a real hero from the court to life.

After playing the game, Bi Xia was hungry and was eating at a restaurant near the train station. He suddenly noticed that someone was behaving sneakily and snatched the wallet from a female tourist. Bi Xia rushed out before he could think about it After chasing him, after running for about 3 meters, Bi Xia stopped the thief, who knew that he used a few tricks, which looked very powerful in Chinese Kung Fu, and the impractical flamboyant frightened the thief to return his wallet, and the thief actually begged Bi Xia with his head in his arms. Don't hit him with kung fu, he's scared!

The female tourist whose wallet was stolen was very grateful to Bi Xia for her brave deeds. The amount in the wallet was not small, and the female tourist even shed tears of gratitude. When Bi Xia saw more and more people watching, she put on her glasses and scarf and left quietly.Such a righteous deed won Bixia a lot of praise, and "Corriere dello Sport" used the "superhero" superhero to praise the Nerazzurri teenager.

Bi Xia has a thick skin and can’t afford this kind of overwhelming praise. In an interview, Bi Xia denied the media’s false reports about him, “Actually, I’m a rather boring person. I go to the library, I read There are many, many books, and I will eat in the subway. When I need to buy underwear, I will go to the gap.” Bi Xia hopes that everyone can look at him in life, instead of chasing false words in newspapers to fantasize about himself, This often makes fans feel disappointed in themselves.

A Beams shirt, a pair of y-3 dark green trousers, paired with hogan’s white sneakers, and a peuterey gray long-sleeved shirt tied around the waist, the overall sense of leisure is full, and Bi Xia can fascinate a large group without too much modification .The moment he appeared on camera, the fans didn't care about what he was talking about at all, they just remembered that he was so handsome, his whole body was mobilized with excitement, and even blinking his eyes felt like a waste.

Looking at it... Nosebleed... Messi wiped it in a hurry: I don't seem to have a cold... I have another flow... Woo... Bi Xia... People think you spend money at most, but I think you paid The price of blood.

49 Serie A Oscars

On January 1, the match between Inter Milan and Catania was full of twists and turns, which was extremely dramatic, and the commentator was also full of enthusiasm when explaining on the spot.

After the referee blew the whistle of the game, Inter Milan couldn’t attack for a long time, but Catania took advantage of Inter Milan’s defensive mistakes to attack two cities in a row. Now, Inter Milan’s commentator became nervous, “Perhaps all Inter Milan players and fans did not expect this After tonight, it will be a new shame in the history of Inter Milan,,, "

Due to the chaotic organization of Inter Milan, it was not until the stoppage time of the first half that they made the last threatening shot after the opening. Bi Xia crossed the penalty area diagonally from the left, and Balotelli inserted from the right rib of the penalty area at high speed and jumped high. Start the ball lob.

Bixia looked up at the ball and watched the ball go far away from the goal, a little dizzy, Balotelli wasted an opportunity to hit a plane, this is the third time!It's not 01:30, it's too fucking wrong, Balotelli rubbed his shorts with both hands, and looked pitifully at Bixia, his eyes suddenly became painful.Bixia hissed and wanted to shush immediately, and resisted the urge to slap Balotelli, without looking at him, "I don't think I'll take what you've done, and there's a more hard-hearted Mu's hair dryer waiting for you. "

After Balotelli made a mistake, he was always depressed and became cautious. Bi Xia wanted to be honest, but a few minutes later, the guy immediately revived on the spot with full blood, rushed to the front court and kicked the plane: labor and capital are back again !

After the plane is still the plane that still enjoys it, so you know that Balotelli is a second-hand guy.The end of the poor bastard is to die aggrieved.

In the 1 minutes of the second half, Catania's spirit was very high and the offensive was very vigorous. The city guarded by Inter Milan goalkeeper Cesar was precarious, and it seemed that there was a risk of falling at any time.At the most critical moment of the game, Mourinho's gambled substitutions had a miraculous effect, and Mourinho decided to risk his life to attack in the unfavorable situation of falling behind.Today's Catania has become another ghost of the madman's "fighting style" style of play.The hard-fated "madman" succeeded again in adversity!And Inter Milan’s performance was really eye-catching, equalizing, overtaking, and the goal battle made the commentator very addicted: “I even suspect that Inter Milan’s players deliberately let the Catania team advance by two goals. This makes their reversal even more thrilling! The name change is true! Only then can the opponent be convinced! It can be said that Inter Milan has won thoroughly today."

In the 55th minute, Catania made a fatal mistake in defense, and Maicon made a strong attack; 1 minute later, Catania, who had just been hit by a sap, was hit by another brick: Bixia's "Flying Fairy from the Sky" at the corner of the penalty area "Reassured Catania's goalkeeper Wangfeng.

Ibrahimovic, who is expected to win the best player of the year at the 2 "Serie A Oscars" two days later, suddenly broke out, with a straight up and down impact, which feels unmatched, and his tactical execution is quite good.

Not long after Inter Milan equalized the game, the ball fell to Ibrahimovic's feet in a strange way, so that Catania was knocked out again before he woke up from the last two blows.Whether it is from the scene or from a tactical analysis, it is difficult for you to explain why Ibrahimovic was able to explode at the last moment and miraculously scored twice.

Although Catania is not ranked high in Serie A, they have successfully sniped AC Milan and Juventus many times. They are not gentle and pleasant, and even have the tenacity and perseverance of a falcon.However, such a team is still knocked down by Mourinho's "fighting style" style of play.

Perhaps, this is life, Mourinho's life.

In the final stoppage time, Inter Milan was like a red-eyed beast. Balotelli scored another point after receiving a wonderful pass from Ibrahimovic, adding to Inter Milan's record.

After scoring the goal, Balotelli gritted his white teeth and opened his arms, and Ibrahimovic also opened his arms, but Balotelli hugged Bixia behind Ibrahimovic, which made Ibrahimovic, who was self-confident, very embarrassed...

The intimacy between Bi Xia and Balotelli has made the media constantly pay attention to their every move. As long as Bi Xia does not stay at home, he does not shy away from being chased by the paparazzi. He and Balotelli appear in front of the camera as usual, together Drinking wine and watching a show in a bar in Milan, the only thing that changed was Balotelli's girlfriend.

During the parting season, Bixia and Mata maintained their relationship on the phone. Mata was always asked by Madrid reporters how he felt when Balotelli replaced Bixia's friend. Mata looked up at the bright big Sun, I really feel that these paparazzi are idlers who care about women's problems

Mata: "I talk to Bi Xiatian on the phone every day, and I know all his secrets." In addition to showing the ball he scored a hat-trick on Twitter yesterday, and proudly saying that he has brought the ball home, Mata Randomly posted a few photos of them shopping with lollipops in their mouths during the years they were together with Bi Xia.

Mata, who was a head taller than Bixia many years ago, can now nestle his head on Bixia's shoulder like a bird. Just thinking about that scene makes me sick to death!There will always be shadows in this life!

But in a few years, the height difference between the two fell.

When Bi Xia saw the photo with too strong contrast, he almost died laughing on the sofa with his stomach in his arms.You must know that before he grew up like crazy, Mata loved to show off in front of the mirror after taking a shower, gesturing with his hand to Bi Xia's short figure up to his chin, saying that it felt so wonderful to look down on Bi Xia with his nostrils.

So you can't be too frightened, Mata was not happy enough, and was soon hit by Bi Xia's height that only jumped up.By the time Bixia was able to look at him through his nostrils, Mata's youth had already slipped away so much that even his little tail could not be seen.

If you want to grow taller, in your next life!

Fans were impressed by Bixia's superb skills, but few people noticed that his ability to practice such superb skills is closely related to playing fierce games with his "big friends" when he was a child.

Compared with Europeans, Bi Xia's development was relatively slow. At that time, Bi Xia was shorter than his European peers, and he had to compete with stronger opponents most of the time.With the experience of fighting against older and stronger opponents as a child, Bi Xia can now better adapt to the European professional arena. The games here are fast and fierce, and most of the players here are strong and fierce.

I have played in such an environment for many years. Although it is very hard and easy to get injured, it has helped Bi Xia improve his skills to a large extent, making Bi Xia more comfortable when facing the confrontation on the court.That's why Inter Milan fans can see him show off his impressive skills in Serie A without having to worry about Bixia limping off the field at a critical moment for the team.The frequent injuries of Kaka recently have made AC Milan fans very anxious. The good news is that Kaka has minor injuries every time, and the injuries are not serious. This does not affect his participation in the Serie A and Champions League knockout rounds.

After eating and drinking enough, Bi Xia took off his shoes and lay down on the sofa to make mud.It was drizzling outside, and the lighting was particularly good, making people feel warm all over.Bi Xia leaned on one arm, and put the other hand on his belly, scratching it from time to time.

Messi and Bi Xia said that they would rent a movie to watch at home. Bi Xia raised his eyebrows, a little arrogant and a bit bad. He volunteered and said to Messi, "Many websites in China watch movies for free, and they are all available."

Seeing Bi Xia's laziness, Messi urged him to find him quickly.Bi Xia put the notebook on his stomach, stuffed a few pillows behind it, raised his head higher, and searched websites one by one.Bi Xia forgot that his and Messi's laptops did not support Chinese, and looked for several websites that were not open to foreign IPs. After searching for more than an hour, they couldn't find them.

Macy was yawning all over the place, he was stimulated when he heard that he couldn’t watch the movie, and he immediately questioned Bi Xia energetically, he was planning to watch the movie a long time ago, and he was in the mood of the movie, but you couldn’t find it and didn’t show it!Messi's two small eyes were really anxious. Sure enough, the feeling that Bi Xia gave him was fake. In fact, Messi didn't express that much anger in his heart. He enjoyed riding on Bi Xia's neck and playing prestige.

Bullying Bixia is a very strange feeling, sometimes it will give Messi the illusion that training is nothing to do.

Bi Xia didn't realize that although he and Messi were not in the same place, their time together hadn't decreased. Without Castile's teammates who even slept in the same dormitory building, Messi quietly Invaded most of Bi Xia's personal space.Seeing Bi Xia's ignorance and stupidity, the corners of Messi's mouth raised, and his eyes slowly slipped to Bi Xia's hand, but he couldn't move his eyeballs, he really wanted to hold it.

It's useless, Messi's head is smoking from this pure idea.

Messi righted his fingers several times in boredom, took out his ipad to play, and always had problems playing.Bi Xia saw the blow to him, "You are so stupid, you can't even play this." Messi replied to Bi Xia solemnly, "You need to understand and comfort him when he is stupid, how can you laugh at him?" He added, " You are mean."

Bi Xia couldn't react, so he petrified on the spot...

Before attending the Serie A Oscars in 2, Bi Xia was ordered by his teammates to wear a white shirt, black tie and black suit. It looked like he was going to a funeral instead of an award ceremony.Ibrahimovic stared at Bi Xia's hair for a long time, his face darkened for a long time, and with a flash of inspiration, he gave Bi Xia a big back.All this happened because these teammates were afraid that Bi Xia would steal the limelight, and they were petty.

It's a pity that these bumpkins don't know what camera preference is at all. Bi Xia's rigorous and rigid interpretation of the earthy black suit reveals a touch of elegance, which is both charming and distanced. It has an indescribable temptation of abstinence. People can't help but take a few more glances.

At today's awards ceremony, Juventus won four awards alone, while Inter Milan's Swedish striker Ibrahimovic became the biggest individual winner. He alone won three awards for the best foreign aid, best player and best goal in 2.No matter how attractive Bi Xia was, he couldn't compare to the trophy in Ibrahimovic's hand. When Ibrahimovic received the award, he laughed heartily. His aquiline nose looked even bigger, and everyone's envious eyes were focused on him.

Bi Xia, as the newly promoted European Golden Boy, won the undisputed best young player.Bi Xia took the trophy and turned to face the dark crowd. He could clearly see the appearance and expression of everyone below. Suddenly, his ears seemed to be filled with water, and then the squeaking sound of radio waves echoed in his ears.

"grazie!"

"In the match against Catania, we can see how much worse the national team players are than Bi Xia. Leaving aside the tactics, attitude, physical strength, and awareness, Bi Xia's bloody fighting spirit when he is behind is not just training. On the other hand, the current rhythm of the national football team is still dominated by walking and walking.” This is the first time that CCTV broadcasts the Serie A Oscars live, and it is worth mentioning that they have given up broadcasting China’s gold-winning Badminton World Championships for the first time.

With CCTV leaving a trace of disgrace, His Majesty's official website is not very polite when it comes to Chinese football.

"A group of half-dead sB international footballers are basically walking throughout the game. Running two steps is also a state of warming up and jogging. The few kicks passed are disgusting to watch. After seeing Bixia's performance in the European League, and looking back at the national football team, The contrast is so big that I really want to take 51 and rush into the court to sweep it..."

At this moment, some people in the national football team released a TV shot of Bi Xia receiving the award on Weibo in order to catch a little wind of Bi Xia, and there was an extra face that looked familiar but was not well-known.That thug stared nervously ahead, as if paying attention to everyone's reactions.

This look is so interesting.

A well-known second-generation Internet celebrity added the word "healing" after his vow of "never give up", and the netizens who turned hackers into passers-by immediately insisted on hacking to the end.

After the awards ceremony, Bi Xia was made dumplings by the army of Chinese reporters, and Balotelli was squeezed out by the tactics of the sea of ​​people, scratching his head and screaming in his heart, how could he get in!

Apart from congratulations, what Bi Xia hears the most is the national football team. Chinese people's expectations for the national football team have repeatedly failed, and public opinion is roaring down like a roller coaster, ushering in a wave of crusade. From praise to stick kill, the transition is too fast some.

The head coach's coaching ideas and on-the-spot command were questioned, and the mentality and morale of the players were ridiculed and even denounced again.This kind of encounter is not unfamiliar, or in other words, people are used to "spitting out" football, who makes it disappoint.

"Chinese football must see clearly its own strength and confidence, and understand that there is still a long way to go. Otherwise, Chinese football will still be distorted between flattery and stick killing." Bi Xia wanted to say that the bleak status quo of Chinese football The main reason is that the management department failed to follow the rules of project development.The way forward needs to reduce unnecessary administrative intervention. At the same time, the general environment for development is inseparable from rationality and patience.But Bi Xia was stunned for a moment, and followed the crowd to say useless clichés

Not long ago, Mourinho and Bi Xia talked about his feelings about Chinese football, "Chinese people love football very much", but in contrast to this, "not many people play football".Mourinho's advice to Chinese football is actually extremely simple: time.Bi Xia understood that it was useless for the Chinese Football Association to bombard the Football Association. The chain is intertwined, otherwise the entire football industry would not be on the verge of collapse.

Bixia sat in Balotelli's passenger seat to avoid the bombardment of reporters. He saw through the car window selling sandwiches on the roadside. Bixia asked Balotelli to stop and rushed over immediately.Balotelli dragged Bixia and kept saying, "Go back and cook something for you, don't worry!"

Balotelli opened the door and parked the car familiarly. Bixia noticed this, followed Balotelli's butt around, and suddenly found that he knew the house better than his own master.So you can imagine how upset Bi Xia felt after discovering this.

Bi Xia took off his clothes and went to take a shower, but he didn't find the towel when the water came out.So, Bixia called Balotelli at the top of his voice, and Balotelli, who was wearing a minion apron, ran over, looking at the hot and shiny Bixia, he gulped down his saliva It's rare to see no evil, and turned around and threw the bath towel to Bi Xia. Looking at this posture, he knew that he had given Bi Xia a bath towel.

After walking out of the bathroom, Balotelli's darling was still beating the drums, and our Bisha was so beautiful!

Bixia rolled the spaghetti with a fork on his wet head, and he had to say that Balotelli's culinary skills were superb.Bi Xia raised his legs and suggested that Balotelli could open a restaurant if he couldn't keep playing, and he promised to pull Inter Milan up and down every day to support him.

Balotelli thanked Bi Xia for his crow's mouth, pushed Bi Xia angrily, and sat down in the place he vacated, and the sofa sank a lot immediately.

"My mother was worried that I would not be popular with Italian girls, so when I was taking labor skills courses, I chose cooking. Only by mastering this skill alone will I not have problems in my personal life in the future."

In fact, Balotelli didn't have to worry about this aspect at all when he grew up. Mostly, countless girls wanted to give birth to him.

Puff puff... Goo!

Couldn't help farting, Balotelli looked at Bi Xia with puffed cheeks, his expression was a bit treacherous, Bi Xia smelled the smell, lowered his head and poked the noodles on the plate, and suddenly lost his appetite.

50 Chinese New Year Surprises

Realizing that the Spring Festival is coming, Bi Xia is staying in a warm studio to shoot a fashion blockbuster for the Italian version of "gQ". From the very beginning, his mobile phone has been ringing non-stop. Next, Bi Xia interrupted the shooting several times in embarrassment, and slipped out to answer the phone.

"Happy Spring Festival," Bi Xia looked at the large snowflakes rolling down from the sky, and suddenly remembered that it was New Year's Eve in another country, and he couldn't hear the joyful blessings of those people at all amidst the crackling firecrackers.Bi Xia's eyes fell on the snow on the window sill, and the gas he breathed out lightly hit the cold glass and turned into a puddle of water.

Back in the studio, Bi Xia felt that his ears were still immersed in the whip