Don't be a scumbag
Chapter 81
"Senior Sister, I'm ready to restore your eyesight." After Xu Zhu got married, he became more stable, but he still had a sense of stupidity.
"What's the matter, the outer membrane of my eyes has been broken, and you refuse to use the eyes of executed prisoners. Besides, I can't trust your medical skills with half a bucket of water." Leng Bingbing put down the eyes For Guqin, many lost Guqin scores were found in the Vulture Palace. She also had nothing to do, so she just figured it out by herself.
"Hey, Mr. Zhuang said that he would exchange his eyes for you. Senior sister, don't worry, I will be fine with Nephew Xue, the enemy of Yama, to help me." Xu Zhu chuckled and scratched the back of his head.He looked away with a guilty conscience. Although he was full of confidence, it was his first time to perform this kind of operation, and he had tried it with small animals several times before.
"Zhuang Juxian? Why is he joining in the fun? I don't want his eyes." Leng Bingbing raised his chin and flatly refused.She will live with You Tanzhi for a long period of time until the task is completed, if the other party loses his eyes, it will be even more troublesome.
"But, Senior Sister... I didn't agree with it at first, but Mr. Zhuang said that if he doesn't exchange his eyes for you, he will destroy his eyes." Xu Zhu frowned, not very decisively, he responded to This kind of choice is really embarrassing, the decisions he makes are usually forced by others, even such martial arts, such as Princess Yinchuan.However, even so, he is still very happy now.
"Then let him destroy it, if he still has any complaints, let him come to me." Compared to Xu Zhu, Leng Bingbing is much more decisive, since she was young she always made up her own mind.
Xu Zhu said hesitantly: "This, this is not very good."
"Listen to you or mine?! Huh?" With a cold and dangerous extension of the ending, Xu Zhu agreed without principle.
After a few days, unexpectedly, Xiao Feng came to Tianshan Mountain.Fortunately Xiao Feng is a brave man, even if he broke out from Liao Kingdom, he was not seriously injured.It's just that he was in a gloomy mood, with a tigerish face.He didn't care about Ah Zi, and went straight to Xu Zhu, he said hastily: "Second brother, the king of Liao sent a hundred thousand troops to attack the Song Dynasty, I'm worried that the officials in the Central Plains will regard me as a different person, can I ask you to send you The subordinates should inform the imperial court and make preparations as soon as possible."
"Brother, please sit down first, and speak slowly and clearly." Xu Zhu is also a loyal person, how could Xiao Feng refuse to agree to his request.What's more, in Xu Zhu's heart, he always felt ashamed of Xiao Feng, after all, it was his father who indirectly caused Xiao Feng's family to be ruined.It's just such an important thing, we must plan well.
Xiao Feng sat down boldly, and told all the plans of King Liao, his brows were tightly furrowed, although he was from Liao, Song Dynasty raised him, he was not interested in being promoted, but he couldn't Watching the disputes between the Liao and Song Dynasties, it is the common people who suffer.
"I think the imperial court is fatuous and incompetent, and the treacherous ministers are in power. They won't do anything. The generals defending the city don't even dare to resist the Liao army without the emperor's edict. Even if you tell them, they won't What to do." Leng Bingbing felt a little ridiculous about Xiao Feng's naive thoughts, but thinking about herself as a descendant, she was not qualified to laugh at others, after all, she knew these things in advance, the authorities were confused, but the bystanders were clear.
"Ah Zi! Officials are not something we can discuss." Xiao Feng's face collapsed, and he reprimanded him coldly.In the Song Dynasty, the people all called the emperor an official.Even people like Xiao Feng and others in the martial arts world may disdain the imperial court, but they are extremely protective of the emperor's orthodox position.
If he had followed his cold temper, he would have snorted coldly, flung his face and left.However, perhaps it was because Ah Zi's remaining emotions were too heavy, she just felt wronged, but obediently couldn't say anything.She could only suggest: "Okay, okay, I shouldn't say the emperor of the Song Dynasty. As the saying goes, if the Song Dynasty is destroyed by the Liao Kingdom, Dali and Xixia will be the next step. So I suggest going to Dali and Xixia moved to rescue soldiers, that is, Dali's new emperor Duan Yu and Xixia consort my junior brother Xuzhu. In addition, the Central Plains martial arts have changed their views on you long ago, and everyone in the Beggar Clan has always regretted the injustice they did to their brother-in-law. If you invite them And Shaolin and other factions to help fight the Liao Dynasty, they will also be obliged." As for the strategy of the sneak attack, it is not yet possible to say.
"Exactly, big brother, senior sister's analysis is very correct, I will send my subordinates to notify those people." Xu Zhu couldn't make any big reason, he could only smile innocently.But even if Leng Bingbing analyzed it like this, he didn't feel any great pressure.
"We're going to set off now and go to Yanmen Pass. As for whether those people come or not, we can't control them. We can only do our best to stop this war of devastation." Xiao Feng looked solemn, but his eyes were extremely firm.
"Senior Sister, you should just wait for the news at the Vulture Palace. It happens that we can also..." Xu Zhu was afraid that he would be cold and insisted on following, then he would be embarrassed, so he said in advance.
"Help you take care of your newly pregnant daughter-in-law, right? Leave it to me." Leng Bingbing smiled and patted her chest. She is not stupid, her main thing is the task, besides, what can a blind man do.
"Your younger brother and sister are pregnant?" Xiao Feng asked Xu Zhu pleasantly, he was a little annoyed, "Second brother, you should stay with your younger brother and sister well at home, and you don't care about the affairs of the Liao army." If Ah Zhu didn't die, his greatest wish Just take A'Zhu to herd horses and sheep outside the customs, and then they will have many children.Thinking of A'Zhu, Xiao Feng felt bitter.
"Brother, we are sworn brothers. We agreed to share blessings and share hardships. I must go." Xu Zhu will never back down on this kind of issue involving principles, let alone with his martial arts, It is not life-threatening.This kind of brotherhood is incomprehensible to Leng Bingbing, a pseudo martial artist.Before leaving, Leng Bingbing specially told Xu Zhu to be optimistic about Xiao Feng, lest the other party have a brain twitch and commit suicide.
In the end, Xiao Feng took Xu Zhu away, Leng Bingbing restrained the urge to follow Xiao Feng to Yanmen Pass, and took care of the newly pregnant Princess Yinchuan in Lingjiu Palace with peace of mind.At the same time, she also thought that the time was almost up, because of Zhu Wushi's relationship before, she subconsciously resisted the closer contact with You Tanzhi.Otherwise, with You Tanzhi's obsession with Ah Zi, the task should have been completed long ago.
He frowns coldly and beats his head fiercely, that is just a virtual character, even if he is willing to die for you, it is not real, why think so much, the most important thing is to go home.After Leng Bingbing found out that there was no progress in her mission, she began to do mental construction, getting ready to accept a You Tanzhi she was not very familiar with.
"Ah Zi, don't hit yourself." After You Tanzhi brought the fruit plate, he saw the coldness on the hammer head, and he anxiously stopped him, "If you are unhappy...you can hit me, I'm rough Thick flesh, not afraid of beating." He stretched his arm into the cold hand.
Leng Bingbing was sullen in his heart, grabbed the opponent's arm and bit his hand hard.You TanZhi didn't move at all, he just let himself do it coldly.
"AhZi, are you not angry?" You TanZhi asked anxiously, "Let's eat some fruit, it's very sweet."
It's really not easy to act as Ah Zi, she moved her teeth coldly, and then said arrogantly: "I'll just ask once, will you marry me?"
You Tanzhi lost his voice suddenly, his mouth opened and closed but he couldn't make a sound, he swallowed, and asked repeatedly in disbelief: "Ah Zi, are you really willing to marry me? I am willing, I am willing, as long as Ah Zi You don't dislike me, I am willing to be your cow and horse, and if you ask me to kill someone, I will never set fire to it." Even if Ah Zi only used him to agree to marry him, he was willing.
It's cold and embarrassing, how bad Ah Zi is in his eyes, does she only make people kill and set fire? !She straightened her body and said solemnly: "Very well, then let's get married now, the heaven and the earth are the matchmakers, and the sun and the moon are the witnesses."
"I can't let you be wronged, we have to pick a good and auspicious date for our marriage, and there is a clock that we haven't prepared anything for the wedding." You Tanzhi said excitedly, but found that Leng Bingbing became more and more impatient, "Ah Zi, do you regret it?" After speaking, he lowered his head like a lost puppy and stood powerlessly.
"One spittle, one nail, I will never change what I said, you go get ready, we will get married when you are ready." Leng Bingbing played with a fruit in a bored manner, his brows still furrowed unconsciously.
You Tanzhi observed for a while, but his selfishness overwhelmed others.Now that Ah Zi agreed to marry him, he will definitely do his best to make Ah Zi happy.Just when You Tanzhi was preparing for the wedding with full of hope, Xu Zhu and Duan Yu came back with Xiao Feng's body.
"Brother, he thinks that he is sorry to be sworn brother to the King of Liao, but as a Liao native, he threatens the emperor, it is an act of disloyalty and unrighteousness, my third brother and I can't stop him, so the elder brother committed suicide." Xu Zhu's eyes were full of tears Self-blame and remorse are just invisible to the cold.Duan Yu was already crying beside him, Wang Yuyan comforted him softly.
"I can't stop it, I wasn't..." Leng Bingbing seemed to be choked by the throat, her words stopped abruptly, and she lost control of her body in an instant.
She thought that the original Ah Zi should have disappeared a long time ago, but she never expected that Ah Zi loved Xiao Feng so deeply that she could regain control of her body.The coldness was like watching a movie, floating in mid-air watching Ah Zi was in extreme pain, her pretty face became distorted.She pushed away Xu Zhu and the others who were beside Xiao Feng, burst into tears, and fell down in Xiao Feng's cold arms.
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law." Ah Zi called out affectionately and aggrieved, she suddenly smiled, so innocent and happy, she murmured in a low voice, "Brother-in-law, Ah Zi is with you, you will not be alone on the road to hell."
AhZi's small body hugged the eight-foot man Xiao Feng, and jumped off the cliff edge of Vulture Palace in Tianshan, no one could stop her.She only has her brother-in-law, and only her brother-in-law. No one can take away her brother-in-law, not even her sister.
The altitude of the Vulture Palace is very high, AhZi keeps falling, the abyss is below, surrounded by confused clouds.The feeling of weightlessness was not pleasant, but she didn't feel it at all, and hugged Xiao Feng even tighter.
The author has something to say: Has anyone thought of this ending? The original work, Ah Zi, was hit because of Xiao Feng's death, and the seed exploded.I think Ah Zi is such a persistent person, so this is quite good for her.
"What's the matter, the outer membrane of my eyes has been broken, and you refuse to use the eyes of executed prisoners. Besides, I can't trust your medical skills with half a bucket of water." Leng Bingbing put down the eyes For Guqin, many lost Guqin scores were found in the Vulture Palace. She also had nothing to do, so she just figured it out by herself.
"Hey, Mr. Zhuang said that he would exchange his eyes for you. Senior sister, don't worry, I will be fine with Nephew Xue, the enemy of Yama, to help me." Xu Zhu chuckled and scratched the back of his head.He looked away with a guilty conscience. Although he was full of confidence, it was his first time to perform this kind of operation, and he had tried it with small animals several times before.
"Zhuang Juxian? Why is he joining in the fun? I don't want his eyes." Leng Bingbing raised his chin and flatly refused.She will live with You Tanzhi for a long period of time until the task is completed, if the other party loses his eyes, it will be even more troublesome.
"But, Senior Sister... I didn't agree with it at first, but Mr. Zhuang said that if he doesn't exchange his eyes for you, he will destroy his eyes." Xu Zhu frowned, not very decisively, he responded to This kind of choice is really embarrassing, the decisions he makes are usually forced by others, even such martial arts, such as Princess Yinchuan.However, even so, he is still very happy now.
"Then let him destroy it, if he still has any complaints, let him come to me." Compared to Xu Zhu, Leng Bingbing is much more decisive, since she was young she always made up her own mind.
Xu Zhu said hesitantly: "This, this is not very good."
"Listen to you or mine?! Huh?" With a cold and dangerous extension of the ending, Xu Zhu agreed without principle.
After a few days, unexpectedly, Xiao Feng came to Tianshan Mountain.Fortunately Xiao Feng is a brave man, even if he broke out from Liao Kingdom, he was not seriously injured.It's just that he was in a gloomy mood, with a tigerish face.He didn't care about Ah Zi, and went straight to Xu Zhu, he said hastily: "Second brother, the king of Liao sent a hundred thousand troops to attack the Song Dynasty, I'm worried that the officials in the Central Plains will regard me as a different person, can I ask you to send you The subordinates should inform the imperial court and make preparations as soon as possible."
"Brother, please sit down first, and speak slowly and clearly." Xu Zhu is also a loyal person, how could Xiao Feng refuse to agree to his request.What's more, in Xu Zhu's heart, he always felt ashamed of Xiao Feng, after all, it was his father who indirectly caused Xiao Feng's family to be ruined.It's just such an important thing, we must plan well.
Xiao Feng sat down boldly, and told all the plans of King Liao, his brows were tightly furrowed, although he was from Liao, Song Dynasty raised him, he was not interested in being promoted, but he couldn't Watching the disputes between the Liao and Song Dynasties, it is the common people who suffer.
"I think the imperial court is fatuous and incompetent, and the treacherous ministers are in power. They won't do anything. The generals defending the city don't even dare to resist the Liao army without the emperor's edict. Even if you tell them, they won't What to do." Leng Bingbing felt a little ridiculous about Xiao Feng's naive thoughts, but thinking about herself as a descendant, she was not qualified to laugh at others, after all, she knew these things in advance, the authorities were confused, but the bystanders were clear.
"Ah Zi! Officials are not something we can discuss." Xiao Feng's face collapsed, and he reprimanded him coldly.In the Song Dynasty, the people all called the emperor an official.Even people like Xiao Feng and others in the martial arts world may disdain the imperial court, but they are extremely protective of the emperor's orthodox position.
If he had followed his cold temper, he would have snorted coldly, flung his face and left.However, perhaps it was because Ah Zi's remaining emotions were too heavy, she just felt wronged, but obediently couldn't say anything.She could only suggest: "Okay, okay, I shouldn't say the emperor of the Song Dynasty. As the saying goes, if the Song Dynasty is destroyed by the Liao Kingdom, Dali and Xixia will be the next step. So I suggest going to Dali and Xixia moved to rescue soldiers, that is, Dali's new emperor Duan Yu and Xixia consort my junior brother Xuzhu. In addition, the Central Plains martial arts have changed their views on you long ago, and everyone in the Beggar Clan has always regretted the injustice they did to their brother-in-law. If you invite them And Shaolin and other factions to help fight the Liao Dynasty, they will also be obliged." As for the strategy of the sneak attack, it is not yet possible to say.
"Exactly, big brother, senior sister's analysis is very correct, I will send my subordinates to notify those people." Xu Zhu couldn't make any big reason, he could only smile innocently.But even if Leng Bingbing analyzed it like this, he didn't feel any great pressure.
"We're going to set off now and go to Yanmen Pass. As for whether those people come or not, we can't control them. We can only do our best to stop this war of devastation." Xiao Feng looked solemn, but his eyes were extremely firm.
"Senior Sister, you should just wait for the news at the Vulture Palace. It happens that we can also..." Xu Zhu was afraid that he would be cold and insisted on following, then he would be embarrassed, so he said in advance.
"Help you take care of your newly pregnant daughter-in-law, right? Leave it to me." Leng Bingbing smiled and patted her chest. She is not stupid, her main thing is the task, besides, what can a blind man do.
"Your younger brother and sister are pregnant?" Xiao Feng asked Xu Zhu pleasantly, he was a little annoyed, "Second brother, you should stay with your younger brother and sister well at home, and you don't care about the affairs of the Liao army." If Ah Zhu didn't die, his greatest wish Just take A'Zhu to herd horses and sheep outside the customs, and then they will have many children.Thinking of A'Zhu, Xiao Feng felt bitter.
"Brother, we are sworn brothers. We agreed to share blessings and share hardships. I must go." Xu Zhu will never back down on this kind of issue involving principles, let alone with his martial arts, It is not life-threatening.This kind of brotherhood is incomprehensible to Leng Bingbing, a pseudo martial artist.Before leaving, Leng Bingbing specially told Xu Zhu to be optimistic about Xiao Feng, lest the other party have a brain twitch and commit suicide.
In the end, Xiao Feng took Xu Zhu away, Leng Bingbing restrained the urge to follow Xiao Feng to Yanmen Pass, and took care of the newly pregnant Princess Yinchuan in Lingjiu Palace with peace of mind.At the same time, she also thought that the time was almost up, because of Zhu Wushi's relationship before, she subconsciously resisted the closer contact with You Tanzhi.Otherwise, with You Tanzhi's obsession with Ah Zi, the task should have been completed long ago.
He frowns coldly and beats his head fiercely, that is just a virtual character, even if he is willing to die for you, it is not real, why think so much, the most important thing is to go home.After Leng Bingbing found out that there was no progress in her mission, she began to do mental construction, getting ready to accept a You Tanzhi she was not very familiar with.
"Ah Zi, don't hit yourself." After You Tanzhi brought the fruit plate, he saw the coldness on the hammer head, and he anxiously stopped him, "If you are unhappy...you can hit me, I'm rough Thick flesh, not afraid of beating." He stretched his arm into the cold hand.
Leng Bingbing was sullen in his heart, grabbed the opponent's arm and bit his hand hard.You TanZhi didn't move at all, he just let himself do it coldly.
"AhZi, are you not angry?" You TanZhi asked anxiously, "Let's eat some fruit, it's very sweet."
It's really not easy to act as Ah Zi, she moved her teeth coldly, and then said arrogantly: "I'll just ask once, will you marry me?"
You Tanzhi lost his voice suddenly, his mouth opened and closed but he couldn't make a sound, he swallowed, and asked repeatedly in disbelief: "Ah Zi, are you really willing to marry me? I am willing, I am willing, as long as Ah Zi You don't dislike me, I am willing to be your cow and horse, and if you ask me to kill someone, I will never set fire to it." Even if Ah Zi only used him to agree to marry him, he was willing.
It's cold and embarrassing, how bad Ah Zi is in his eyes, does she only make people kill and set fire? !She straightened her body and said solemnly: "Very well, then let's get married now, the heaven and the earth are the matchmakers, and the sun and the moon are the witnesses."
"I can't let you be wronged, we have to pick a good and auspicious date for our marriage, and there is a clock that we haven't prepared anything for the wedding." You Tanzhi said excitedly, but found that Leng Bingbing became more and more impatient, "Ah Zi, do you regret it?" After speaking, he lowered his head like a lost puppy and stood powerlessly.
"One spittle, one nail, I will never change what I said, you go get ready, we will get married when you are ready." Leng Bingbing played with a fruit in a bored manner, his brows still furrowed unconsciously.
You Tanzhi observed for a while, but his selfishness overwhelmed others.Now that Ah Zi agreed to marry him, he will definitely do his best to make Ah Zi happy.Just when You Tanzhi was preparing for the wedding with full of hope, Xu Zhu and Duan Yu came back with Xiao Feng's body.
"Brother, he thinks that he is sorry to be sworn brother to the King of Liao, but as a Liao native, he threatens the emperor, it is an act of disloyalty and unrighteousness, my third brother and I can't stop him, so the elder brother committed suicide." Xu Zhu's eyes were full of tears Self-blame and remorse are just invisible to the cold.Duan Yu was already crying beside him, Wang Yuyan comforted him softly.
"I can't stop it, I wasn't..." Leng Bingbing seemed to be choked by the throat, her words stopped abruptly, and she lost control of her body in an instant.
She thought that the original Ah Zi should have disappeared a long time ago, but she never expected that Ah Zi loved Xiao Feng so deeply that she could regain control of her body.The coldness was like watching a movie, floating in mid-air watching Ah Zi was in extreme pain, her pretty face became distorted.She pushed away Xu Zhu and the others who were beside Xiao Feng, burst into tears, and fell down in Xiao Feng's cold arms.
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law." Ah Zi called out affectionately and aggrieved, she suddenly smiled, so innocent and happy, she murmured in a low voice, "Brother-in-law, Ah Zi is with you, you will not be alone on the road to hell."
AhZi's small body hugged the eight-foot man Xiao Feng, and jumped off the cliff edge of Vulture Palace in Tianshan, no one could stop her.She only has her brother-in-law, and only her brother-in-law. No one can take away her brother-in-law, not even her sister.
The altitude of the Vulture Palace is very high, AhZi keeps falling, the abyss is below, surrounded by confused clouds.The feeling of weightlessness was not pleasant, but she didn't feel it at all, and hugged Xiao Feng even tighter.
The author has something to say: Has anyone thought of this ending? The original work, Ah Zi, was hit because of Xiao Feng's death, and the seed exploded.I think Ah Zi is such a persistent person, so this is quite good for her.
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