Don't be a scumbag
Chapter 80
As the first person to eat crabs, Bao Budong didn't inspire others, but his answer was really ridiculous, which made everyone laugh.Others who were waiting to answer their questions were still at a loss as to what answer would satisfy the princess.Murong Fu pondered for a while, and decided to wait.
Duan Yu was already in love with Wang Yuyan, now he went out to meet her, he didn't care about the answers to the questions, whether he could see the princess or not.So the second one stepped forward, first bowed deeply, reported his name, and then answered the three questions in turn.
The Tubo prince was robbed of the first place to show off by Bao BuTong, and Duan Yu took the lead.However, the court lady was very polite to Leng Bingbing and Duan Yu and his ilk, so he was naturally upset, he hurriedly stood up as the third one, and first announced his family, trying to compare the Dali prince from a small border country with the common people in a cold comparison.Without waiting for the court lady to ask, he said carelessly: "The happiest place in my life is naturally after I became a son-in-law, in the bridal chamber with the princess, the person I love the most is Princess Yinchuan of Xixia. The princess's surname is Li. I don’t know the name Xiaowang. As for the appearance of the princess, of course it is rare in the sky and unparalleled in the earth. Haha, how did I answer?”
Some of them couldn't help feeling a little regretful, because their thoughts were similar to those of the Tubo prince, but if they said exactly the same, it would be like imitating him, but they would lose sincerity.In the following answers, some tried to flatter the princess, some pretended to be noble, and some boasted, which was very boring.Xiao Feng planned to leave first, but Murong Fu unexpectedly stood up.
North Qiaofeng South Murong's name is as loud as thunder, even in the palace, the maid knows it.Hearing Murong Fu's self-reported family name, he couldn't help mentioning Xiao Feng a few words.
"Xiao Feng himself is right here, and if you don't ask him personally, these questions don't seem to have anything to do with those three questions." Murong Fu's words caused everyone to discuss one after another. After all, Xiao Feng's name is too loud. .
Leng Bingbing stood in front of Xiao Feng with her thin body, and smiled even more gently, "Girl, please ask Mr. Murong some questions first, there must be someone who comes first, doesn't he? See how confident Mr. Murong is, I'm afraid I can't wait to see you Princess."
"It is for this reason that the servant has exceeded the norm." After the maid was blessed, she no longer paid attention to this place.The sad thing is that Murong has been resurrected for so many years, but there is no happy time, and no one he loves the most. He hesitated for a long time, but he didn't answer anything.Xiao Feng gratefully rubbed his cold head, and quietly left the stone room.He didn't want to share his painful memories with others, and when he thought of A'Zhu, his heart tightened again.
"Hero Xiao, may I ask you... Huh?" The maid was a little puzzled.
"My elder brother has already left, so why don't I answer for him." He smiled coldly and slyly, like a weasel about to steal a chicken, but unfortunately no one else could see it because of the dim light .When she wanted to leave with You Tanzhi before, because of Xiao Feng and Xu Zhu's obstruction, she failed, now is a good opportunity to take revenge.The cold and small-mindedness will never change at any time, and she will not adopt a non-violent and non-cooperative cold treatment method after the senior forced her to be his girlfriend, mentally torturing the other party.Her principle is that whoever makes her unhappy, she will make him unhappy.
"Young Master Zi, where is the happiest place for you?" The court lady obviously has a good impression of the elegant and cold, and she is more inclined to her, and she speaks a lot more intimately.
"It's very cold and dark there, but I feel very warm." Leng Bingbing had a nostalgic expression, his eyes couldn't focus, and he was extremely blurred.Xu Zhu scratched his head, thinking that the answer in his heart is similar to that of his senior sister.
It is not only Xu Zhu who is shocked in his heart, but also Princess Yinchuan of Xixia.There was a crisp sound from the veil, apparently the teacup was dropped and shattered on the ground.
"What's the name of your most beloved person?" the maid continued to ask calmly.
"I...don't know." Leng Bingbing continued to act melancholy.
"Then what does she look like?" the maid asked eagerly.
"I don't know." The cold answer made Princess Yinchuan unable to calm down. She grabbed the veil with her hands and asked with a choked tone, "Is it... Meng Lang?" The princess's voice was very soft and uncertain, It seems to be afraid that hope will be dashed again.
"Meng Gu?!" Xu Zhu was still thinking that his senior sister had the same answers as him, if not impossible, he would doubt whether Leng Bingbing was Meng Gu.But hearing Princess Xi Xia's voice and her address, Xu Zhu couldn't bear it anymore, he took two steps forward.That's what they called each other for countless nights in the ice cellar of the Xixia Palace.
"Are you really Meng Gu?" Leng Bingbing shouted pretending to be pleasantly surprised, the excitement was no less than Xu Zhu's.Princess Yinchuan fell silent. She couldn't find Meng Lang before, but now two of them appeared at once.
The candlelight hit the two of them, and the princess saw their faces clearly.He is cold and romantic, and his martial arts and martial arts are all first-class.Xu Zhu is an ugly monk, his temperament is not good enough.The court lady spoke a few words with Princess Yinchuan, and finally she said: "Young Master Zi, please come in and talk, the princess wants to ask you something."
Leng Bingbing couldn't help laughing out loud in his heart, especially when he saw Xu Zhu's dejected expression, he was even more overjoyed.The relationship between Princess Xixia and Xu Zhu is somewhat inexplicable, but women also have many fantasies about their first man.In Princess Yinchuan's imagination, the man who can make her so happy must be outstanding in appearance, martial arts and intelligence.
Leng Bingbing and Princess Yinchuan came to a more secluded inner room. She grabbed the princess's slippery little hand. It was a pity that she couldn't see the princess's face. She could feel it from the woman's second face - the hand, although it was not as good as the hand. In fact, Wang Yuyan, who completely inherited Li Qiushui's fairy appearance, should also be a princess.This little monk Xu Zhu is really lucky.
When Princess Yinchuan shook her cold hands, she knew that Meng Lang was a fake, Xu Zhu's hands had thick calluses and were very rough because of working since childhood.Leng Bingbing is not stupid, naturally she will not continue to pretend, the princess and Xu Zhu were so close at the beginning, she will be exposed sooner or later, just teach Xu Zhu a little lesson.
"Princess, you are not the person I am looking for, and I am not the person you are looking for." Leng Bingbing withdrew her hand and sat beside Princess Yinchuan. Stupid.
"Where did you know about Menglang Menggu?" The princess is a well-protected woman who has never experienced intrigues. Although she is a little clever, she is not very vigilant.Her first reaction was to ask Leng Bingbing about Meng Lang's whereabouts.
"That's not important. The key is that you can invite your Meng Lang in now. I think he should be scratching his head in a hurry." Leng Bingbing lightly shook the folding fan in his hand, turned to the big palace lady and said, "Miss, please Can you invite Junior Brother Xu Zhu in? It's the guy with short hair."
Xu Zhu came in nervously, staring at Princess Yinchuan without blinking.Leng Bingbing hit Xu Zhu's head with a fan bone: "Idiot, what are you still doing in a daze, this is the Meng Gu you miss so much, and she never forgets you." Leng Bingbing said this, as if kindly helping the two to test their relationship Same.
"Thank you, senior sister, thank you." Xu Zhu held Princess Yinchuan's hand and nodded gratefully towards Leng.Princess Yinchuan was also very excited, and she didn't doubt him at the cold words.
Things went very smoothly after that, Xu Zhu and Princess Yinchuan got married quickly, and lived a happy life.It was not until several days later that Xu Zhu, who was reluctant to think about going away, remembered his brothers, this little monk was extremely embarrassed.
The Xi Xia princess recruiting relatives is over, Xiao Feng will go back to Liao Kingdom to continue to be the king of his South Court, and deal with the accumulated affairs.Duan Yu also took Wang Yuyan back to Dali to get married, and Zhong Ling and the others went on the road together.Those retainers don't like Ah Zi, they will not say anything when they follow Xu Zhu coldly, but the little girl Zhong Ling looks reluctant to leave.
"Come out." Leng Bingbing was riding a horse, the horse would automatically follow Xu Zhu's horse, after walking for a while, he suddenly spoke.
You Tanzhi whose face was completely burnt came out from behind the rock, because without Xiao Feng, Xu Zhu couldn't restrain the coldness, so You Tanzhi can follow the cold side in an open and honest manner.The disdainful eyes of those maidservants are neither painful nor itchy to Leng Bingbing, nothing is more important than the task.
After almost half a month, Leng Bingbing came to Tianshan Mountain again, feeling deeply moved in his heart.She recalled the scene of ignoring and taking her to visit Tianshan Mountain in her previous life, but unfortunately she couldn't see the beautiful Tianshan Mountain anymore.Even if it is the same scenery, the people around me are gone.
"Isn't Tianshan beautiful?" Leng Bingbing asked softly.
"Yes, very beautiful, don't worry, AZi, I will definitely let you see the light again." You TanZhi swore that he had gone to find Xu Zhu in private, and he willingly gave AZi his eyes.
"It doesn't matter, even if I can't see it, I can see it with my heart." Leng Bing shrugged, "Find some books to read to me, move quickly." Because Xu Zhu has stayed in Shaolin Temple for a long time, he is more particular , even if it is a death row prisoner, he is not willing to forcibly poach the eyes of that person, and those who are willing to sacrifice their eyes for money or other things, Xu Zhu does not have the heart to take them, so the matter of changing the eyes was delayed.
"Oh." You Tanzhi obediently went to fetch the books from the Vulture Palace, read the book clearly to Leng Bingbing
The author has something to say: I will take a leave of absence from everyone, and I will not update tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, so there is no need to wait, I have to prepare for the exam on Saturday and Sunday.But after the exam, I will have a double update, and I will tell you in advance when the double update~
Duan Yu was already in love with Wang Yuyan, now he went out to meet her, he didn't care about the answers to the questions, whether he could see the princess or not.So the second one stepped forward, first bowed deeply, reported his name, and then answered the three questions in turn.
The Tubo prince was robbed of the first place to show off by Bao BuTong, and Duan Yu took the lead.However, the court lady was very polite to Leng Bingbing and Duan Yu and his ilk, so he was naturally upset, he hurriedly stood up as the third one, and first announced his family, trying to compare the Dali prince from a small border country with the common people in a cold comparison.Without waiting for the court lady to ask, he said carelessly: "The happiest place in my life is naturally after I became a son-in-law, in the bridal chamber with the princess, the person I love the most is Princess Yinchuan of Xixia. The princess's surname is Li. I don’t know the name Xiaowang. As for the appearance of the princess, of course it is rare in the sky and unparalleled in the earth. Haha, how did I answer?”
Some of them couldn't help feeling a little regretful, because their thoughts were similar to those of the Tubo prince, but if they said exactly the same, it would be like imitating him, but they would lose sincerity.In the following answers, some tried to flatter the princess, some pretended to be noble, and some boasted, which was very boring.Xiao Feng planned to leave first, but Murong Fu unexpectedly stood up.
North Qiaofeng South Murong's name is as loud as thunder, even in the palace, the maid knows it.Hearing Murong Fu's self-reported family name, he couldn't help mentioning Xiao Feng a few words.
"Xiao Feng himself is right here, and if you don't ask him personally, these questions don't seem to have anything to do with those three questions." Murong Fu's words caused everyone to discuss one after another. After all, Xiao Feng's name is too loud. .
Leng Bingbing stood in front of Xiao Feng with her thin body, and smiled even more gently, "Girl, please ask Mr. Murong some questions first, there must be someone who comes first, doesn't he? See how confident Mr. Murong is, I'm afraid I can't wait to see you Princess."
"It is for this reason that the servant has exceeded the norm." After the maid was blessed, she no longer paid attention to this place.The sad thing is that Murong has been resurrected for so many years, but there is no happy time, and no one he loves the most. He hesitated for a long time, but he didn't answer anything.Xiao Feng gratefully rubbed his cold head, and quietly left the stone room.He didn't want to share his painful memories with others, and when he thought of A'Zhu, his heart tightened again.
"Hero Xiao, may I ask you... Huh?" The maid was a little puzzled.
"My elder brother has already left, so why don't I answer for him." He smiled coldly and slyly, like a weasel about to steal a chicken, but unfortunately no one else could see it because of the dim light .When she wanted to leave with You Tanzhi before, because of Xiao Feng and Xu Zhu's obstruction, she failed, now is a good opportunity to take revenge.The cold and small-mindedness will never change at any time, and she will not adopt a non-violent and non-cooperative cold treatment method after the senior forced her to be his girlfriend, mentally torturing the other party.Her principle is that whoever makes her unhappy, she will make him unhappy.
"Young Master Zi, where is the happiest place for you?" The court lady obviously has a good impression of the elegant and cold, and she is more inclined to her, and she speaks a lot more intimately.
"It's very cold and dark there, but I feel very warm." Leng Bingbing had a nostalgic expression, his eyes couldn't focus, and he was extremely blurred.Xu Zhu scratched his head, thinking that the answer in his heart is similar to that of his senior sister.
It is not only Xu Zhu who is shocked in his heart, but also Princess Yinchuan of Xixia.There was a crisp sound from the veil, apparently the teacup was dropped and shattered on the ground.
"What's the name of your most beloved person?" the maid continued to ask calmly.
"I...don't know." Leng Bingbing continued to act melancholy.
"Then what does she look like?" the maid asked eagerly.
"I don't know." The cold answer made Princess Yinchuan unable to calm down. She grabbed the veil with her hands and asked with a choked tone, "Is it... Meng Lang?" The princess's voice was very soft and uncertain, It seems to be afraid that hope will be dashed again.
"Meng Gu?!" Xu Zhu was still thinking that his senior sister had the same answers as him, if not impossible, he would doubt whether Leng Bingbing was Meng Gu.But hearing Princess Xi Xia's voice and her address, Xu Zhu couldn't bear it anymore, he took two steps forward.That's what they called each other for countless nights in the ice cellar of the Xixia Palace.
"Are you really Meng Gu?" Leng Bingbing shouted pretending to be pleasantly surprised, the excitement was no less than Xu Zhu's.Princess Yinchuan fell silent. She couldn't find Meng Lang before, but now two of them appeared at once.
The candlelight hit the two of them, and the princess saw their faces clearly.He is cold and romantic, and his martial arts and martial arts are all first-class.Xu Zhu is an ugly monk, his temperament is not good enough.The court lady spoke a few words with Princess Yinchuan, and finally she said: "Young Master Zi, please come in and talk, the princess wants to ask you something."
Leng Bingbing couldn't help laughing out loud in his heart, especially when he saw Xu Zhu's dejected expression, he was even more overjoyed.The relationship between Princess Xixia and Xu Zhu is somewhat inexplicable, but women also have many fantasies about their first man.In Princess Yinchuan's imagination, the man who can make her so happy must be outstanding in appearance, martial arts and intelligence.
Leng Bingbing and Princess Yinchuan came to a more secluded inner room. She grabbed the princess's slippery little hand. It was a pity that she couldn't see the princess's face. She could feel it from the woman's second face - the hand, although it was not as good as the hand. In fact, Wang Yuyan, who completely inherited Li Qiushui's fairy appearance, should also be a princess.This little monk Xu Zhu is really lucky.
When Princess Yinchuan shook her cold hands, she knew that Meng Lang was a fake, Xu Zhu's hands had thick calluses and were very rough because of working since childhood.Leng Bingbing is not stupid, naturally she will not continue to pretend, the princess and Xu Zhu were so close at the beginning, she will be exposed sooner or later, just teach Xu Zhu a little lesson.
"Princess, you are not the person I am looking for, and I am not the person you are looking for." Leng Bingbing withdrew her hand and sat beside Princess Yinchuan. Stupid.
"Where did you know about Menglang Menggu?" The princess is a well-protected woman who has never experienced intrigues. Although she is a little clever, she is not very vigilant.Her first reaction was to ask Leng Bingbing about Meng Lang's whereabouts.
"That's not important. The key is that you can invite your Meng Lang in now. I think he should be scratching his head in a hurry." Leng Bingbing lightly shook the folding fan in his hand, turned to the big palace lady and said, "Miss, please Can you invite Junior Brother Xu Zhu in? It's the guy with short hair."
Xu Zhu came in nervously, staring at Princess Yinchuan without blinking.Leng Bingbing hit Xu Zhu's head with a fan bone: "Idiot, what are you still doing in a daze, this is the Meng Gu you miss so much, and she never forgets you." Leng Bingbing said this, as if kindly helping the two to test their relationship Same.
"Thank you, senior sister, thank you." Xu Zhu held Princess Yinchuan's hand and nodded gratefully towards Leng.Princess Yinchuan was also very excited, and she didn't doubt him at the cold words.
Things went very smoothly after that, Xu Zhu and Princess Yinchuan got married quickly, and lived a happy life.It was not until several days later that Xu Zhu, who was reluctant to think about going away, remembered his brothers, this little monk was extremely embarrassed.
The Xi Xia princess recruiting relatives is over, Xiao Feng will go back to Liao Kingdom to continue to be the king of his South Court, and deal with the accumulated affairs.Duan Yu also took Wang Yuyan back to Dali to get married, and Zhong Ling and the others went on the road together.Those retainers don't like Ah Zi, they will not say anything when they follow Xu Zhu coldly, but the little girl Zhong Ling looks reluctant to leave.
"Come out." Leng Bingbing was riding a horse, the horse would automatically follow Xu Zhu's horse, after walking for a while, he suddenly spoke.
You Tanzhi whose face was completely burnt came out from behind the rock, because without Xiao Feng, Xu Zhu couldn't restrain the coldness, so You Tanzhi can follow the cold side in an open and honest manner.The disdainful eyes of those maidservants are neither painful nor itchy to Leng Bingbing, nothing is more important than the task.
After almost half a month, Leng Bingbing came to Tianshan Mountain again, feeling deeply moved in his heart.She recalled the scene of ignoring and taking her to visit Tianshan Mountain in her previous life, but unfortunately she couldn't see the beautiful Tianshan Mountain anymore.Even if it is the same scenery, the people around me are gone.
"Isn't Tianshan beautiful?" Leng Bingbing asked softly.
"Yes, very beautiful, don't worry, AZi, I will definitely let you see the light again." You TanZhi swore that he had gone to find Xu Zhu in private, and he willingly gave AZi his eyes.
"It doesn't matter, even if I can't see it, I can see it with my heart." Leng Bing shrugged, "Find some books to read to me, move quickly." Because Xu Zhu has stayed in Shaolin Temple for a long time, he is more particular , even if it is a death row prisoner, he is not willing to forcibly poach the eyes of that person, and those who are willing to sacrifice their eyes for money or other things, Xu Zhu does not have the heart to take them, so the matter of changing the eyes was delayed.
"Oh." You Tanzhi obediently went to fetch the books from the Vulture Palace, read the book clearly to Leng Bingbing
The author has something to say: I will take a leave of absence from everyone, and I will not update tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, so there is no need to wait, I have to prepare for the exam on Saturday and Sunday.But after the exam, I will have a double update, and I will tell you in advance when the double update~
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