Don't be a scumbag

"He Xiangu! He Xiangu!" Leng Bingbing and the others were eating when Lan Caihe suddenly appeared, he was more lively than usual, and he was dancing.

"It's called a monkey." Leng Bingbing put down his job helplessly and said, like Zhang Guolao, who didn't care about Lan Caihe at all, and concentrated on eating food.Mother He enthusiastically went to add a pair of bowls and chopsticks, and said kindly: "It's Xiaolan, come and have dinner together, and I told his father why you haven't come recently."

"Hey, there is something delicious made by the aunt, how could I not come, it would make the gods drool greedily." Lan Caihe scratched the back of his head obediently, and then sat down unceremoniously, a little No one sees outside.He Ma was so coaxed by him that she covered her mouth and laughed, and kept picking up vegetables for Lan Caihe.

Zhang Guolao said coldly: "It's a waste to give him this meal, it's okay for Lan Caihe not to eat now." Hearing this coldly, he realized that Lan Caihe seemed a little different than before.She asked with her eyes, and Lan Cai and the sound transmission entered the secret: "I was almost beaten to death by the green bull spirit in order to protect Zhenniang at Changfang's house. As a result, Sun Dasheng directly passed on my 500-year kung fu, and then I became a fairy."

While speaking, Lan Caihe had a smug expression, and the two corners of the hat were almost up to the sky.Cold and helpless, he praised Lan Caihe like a child: "Caihe, you are the best, much better than me."

Zhang Guolao also joined in, attacking: "What about Zhenniang? She was rescued? You didn't come here to eat, did you?" Zhang Guolao asked three consecutive questions, which made Lan Caihe dumbfounded.

Lan Caihe said blankly: "Tieguai Li told me to come to you, and let you and the long house go to save Zhenniang. I don't know why, it's fine if they just take action."

Leng Bingbing even more helplessly raised his forehead, this unreliable boy.Fortunately, she had almost finished her meal, so she carried the Xuannv Sword on her back coldly, and said to Father He and Mother He, "Father, Mother, Lan Caihe said that there is a family who has an emergency, and I will rush there, so I won't eat the meal first." gone."

"Eh?" Mother He rubbed her hands on her apron, quickly wrapped a few pieces of stinky tofu in oiled paper, and stuffed them into her cold hands, "Then hurry up, you can take this to eat on the way, and you can eat while you are walking. Time. By the way, there are sesame seed cakes, and the stinky tofu is sandwiched in the sesame seed cakes, making you even more hungry.”

Leng Bingbing didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but she didn't want to refuse. After all, Mama He was worried that she would be hungry in order to treat patients.If she guessed correctly, her chance to become a fairy might have arrived, so Tieguai Li asked Lan Caihe to come find her.

With Lan Caihe's guidance, Leng Bingbing quickly found the captured Zhenniang.The Qingniu Jing is not there, and the only guards around Zhenniang are pangolins.Both the pangolin and Zhenniang were docked on the bamboo raft on the bank. Zhenniang was wiping away tears, and the pangolin looked a little pale, and was about to take the bamboo raft down the river.

"He Xiangu?" the pangolin asked suspiciously, and then he straightened his face, "Why are you here?! Go back quickly, or I'll eat you!" Finally, he threatened with a loud voice, his veins bulging.

Unmoved by the cold, continue to move forward.

"You, you, you, stop! I'm a man-eating monster, get out of here quickly!" the pangolin continued to threaten with its fangs and claws.

"In this case, wouldn't it be better for me to be your hostage? You should release Zhenniang quickly." Leng Bingbing still approached the bamboo raft at a leisurely pace.On the contrary, the pangolin with higher magic power seems to be facing a big enemy.

"No, what big brother wants to catch is this bag of tears." When the pangolin thought of the green bull spirit's covetousness for the beauty of the person in front of him, he refused without thinking.

"I think you are afraid of me. You think this weak woman who has no strength to restrain a chicken is more foolproof." Leng Bingbing adopted the aggressive method.

This human being is too ignorant, the pangolin thought to himself, I must not let her look down on me. "I'm afraid of you, okay, I'll let Zhenniang go, come here." He patted Zhenniang's hand coldly and comfortingly, and asked the other party to go to Fei Changfang. The raft moved away from the shore.

The pangolin stood in the middle of the bamboo raft, resisting the feeling of dizziness, and said in a loud voice, "Hey, woman, I advise you to stay away from the edge, otherwise I will not rescue you if you fall into the water."

Leng Bingbing is still standing upright by the bamboo raft, standing against the wind, leisurely, like a hermit in the Wei and Jin Dynasties, free and uninhibited.She said lightly: "Thank you for reminding me."

"Thank you, thank you, I don't care about you, don't be smug, don't think that you can be smug just because you are a prettier woman. Hmph, in my eyes, you are not as good-looking as an ant." Pangolin Consciously guilty, talking a little inconsequentially.

Leng Bingbing was amused, and then said: "Thank you for the compliment."

"I didn't praise you!" The pangolin frowned as if its tail had been stepped on. "Cunning human beings, I won't let you go if you laugh again. Just give up your heart."

Leng Bingbing took the opportunity to use her internal strength, her feet stuck to the bamboo raft, and the whole bamboo raft began to shake.The pangolin turned upside down like a drunk person, couldn't keep its balance, and fell headlong into the water after a few strokes, with a splash, making a big splash.

Leng Bingbing fixed the bamboo raft again, and said with a smile: "How is it, is the water cool?"

Pangolins are most afraid of water. As soon as they enter the water, their limbs are frightened and their bodies become heavy, as if they have been filled with lead water, and they sink straight.Leng Bingbing saw the other party waving his arms indiscriminately, and saw that he was about to sink to the bottom, so he jumped into the water and dragged up the pangolin, which seemed to have no bad intentions.

The pangolin's long gray hair was dripping with water, and he himself was coughing non-stop. He never thought that Leng Bingbing would save him.He was immediately confused, they were enemies now, but he was rescued by the enemy, so he could not hurt others, but had to repay the favor.He remembered that the female goblin he knew before talked about repaying favors as if they promised her with her body.

Promise with your body? !The pangolin realized that his mind had wandered to a strange place, and frantically shook his head to shake off those strange thoughts.At this moment, pink light suddenly radiated from her cold body, and a pink spirit pearl formed in her body.

"It's really a fresh and tender color, it doesn't seem to suit me." Leng Bingbing said with emotion, she was slowly lifted by the wind, flying like a 33-fold sky, flying higher and higher.Regardless of the fear of the water, the pangolin jumped over and grabbed the icy ankle.

"Where are you going? You can't go." The pangolin said eagerly.

"The Green Bull Essence has been brought back to the Heavenly Palace, you don't need to serve him anymore." Now that Leng Bingbing has become a fairy, he knows that the matter of the Green Bull Essence is settled.

"I'm not for him." The relationship between the pangolin and the green bull spirit is just an alliance of interests, but he couldn't tell what it was for.But he is a little goblin, how can they stop the way of heaven.In the end, the cold shoes fell off, and the pangolin held the shoes and fell onto the bamboo raft, staring blankly at the soaring figure of the other party.

Lengbing went all the way through the heavy clouds and mist, and arrived at the Nantian Gate, where the fairy she knew was already waiting there.The man introduced himself: "I am the Peony Fairy, and the Queen Mother sent me to pick you up."

"I am He Xiangu."

When Leng Bingbing met the Queen Mother for the first time, she was not very nervous, but a little excited. After all, the identity of the Queen Mother is the representative of the evil forces in various stories.The Queen Mother first praised the Nine Heavens Xuannv for teaching her apprentices well. God knows that Nine Heavens Xuannv never showed up except for giving her a sword.But Leng Bingbing could only smile and nod.

Then the queen mother asked Peony Fairy to explain the rules of heaven to Leng Bingbing, probably because Leng Bingbing had a good temper, and soon Peony Fairy was commensurate with her sisters, often confided her thoughts to her, and even told Leng Bingbing that Donghua Shangxian, whom she admired, had come down to earth and reincarnated , and her mind also lightened.

Leng Bingbing is a person who can keep secrets, and she knows that what Peony needs is a listener.

Although the days of being an immortal are long, one day in the sky and one year on the ground, apart from frequent visits at home and reminiscing with Zhang Guolao and the others, the time passes quickly.It's just that He's father and mother are immortal, so in order not to frighten the neighbors, they moved to live in the deep mountains, with Fei Changfang's family as companions.But in a blink of an eye, the Donghua Shangxian who descended to earth, that is, Lu Dongbin, was already 20 years old.

The five immortals who have already gathered also want to find a way to convert this Lu Dongbin. They came up with the idea of ​​"Huangliang Yimeng". As the only girl among the five immortals, she is also the heroine.

"Why do you have to me? Let Lan Caihe disguise himself as a woman. I don't like that Lu Dongbin." Since Leng Bingbing and Fairy Peony are good friends, he naturally blamed Lu Dongbin.

"Good sister, please spare me." Lan Caihe became stiff when he heard this, for fear that the other three would really agree with this proposal.

"Xianggu, we are the Eight Immortals, if you hate your future companions, how can you unite with us?" Zhang Guolao patiently persuaded.

Fortunately, "That's right, Lan Caihe is like that, he's just playing around, and the wife Lu Dongbin wants is not a female gangster." Tieguai Li Sang said.But he still has a chance to dress up as a man, haha, I'll wait and see. "Han Zhongli waved his cattail fan and said happily.