Shanhai University Safe Study Guide

On the first day of school, Xiao You thought deeply about issues such as life and destiny.

Finally, he made up his mind and turned on the computer.

First, he posted a post on the Dashanhaihai forum with a trumpet: My roommates think I am gay, how should I clarify this misunderstanding?Then, he anonymously posted a question on Zhiwu, a new question-and-answer community in the cultivation world: How to live in harmony and maintain a good relationship with the elder demon cultivator?

Then he contacted the dormitory supervisor to repair the bed.After finishing these three things, he felt a lot more comfortable, and he had some confidence in the future dormitory life.He always felt that his university life would not be peaceful in the future.After thinking about it, he followed the account of "Shan Hai University—Bai Xue Ji" on Weibo.This white blood princess of unknown origin has gained a lot of fans, and there is no lack of speculation about her real body on campus forums. Many people speculate that she is related to the principal Ling Zhizi. The news she released covers a wide range of topics. Comments and analyzes on current affairs and hot spots in the field of comprehension, as well as summaries and strategies for Shanhai University.In fact, long before she entered Shanhai University, Baixueji had attracted attention with some unique comments on current affairs, but what really put her on Weibo's hot search was the report about this year's special freshman at Shanhai University.

In a newer Weibo post, she responded to the comments, noting that students should not worry too much about their own safety.The school has comprehensive security measures in this regard, including the construction of the school's security system and the school's security council.In addition, when the school arranges the dormitory, it must have a full understanding and consideration of the attributes of the students.He also euphemistically pointed out that according to the calculation formula used by the school when arranging dormitories, those suspected "dangerous characters" will most likely be concentrated in the same dormitory.

Regarding Bai Xueji's explanation, the students naturally had mixed feelings and had different opinions.

Bambi: My roommates are herbivores!It's safe!

The Most Beautiful Man in the Universe: Am I the only one who thinks this is more terrifying?Accidentally met a nest.

Banxian surnamed Huang: @山海大学-Security Council

Xiao You thought about it for a while, and according to Baixueji's freshman strategy, the student union will start recruiting new students tonight, and in a few days, the school clubs will recruit new students, commonly known as the Hundred Regiments War.If you want to join a club or a student union, you have to think about the direction now. After all, the student union and individual clubs have certain screening mechanisms.

"Have you all decided what student union or club you want to join?" Xiao You asked.

This problem can be described as enduring in the university. After all, it is related to several years of spare time, so it must be carefully considered. What's more, for most students, if they want to find a partner in the outer courtyard, they have to look for it in the club student union.Xiao You already had a rough idea, but he was still a little unsure about the specifics. After all, he still had to consider the quantity issue, and even Bai Xueji's strategy for the club was incomplete, so Xiao You did.After this question was asked, the roommates also talked about it.Zhu Zhongli was not very interested in the student union, but he hooked up with the presidents of the e-sports club and the animation club early on, and he would officially join the club in a few days.Hao Qi plans to join the debate team and is contacting other freshmen to form a team. According to the usual practice, October is the freshman debate competition. Hao Qi must at least find all his teammates in late September to start preparing for the preliminary round. He is also not very interested in the student union. Still struggling.Yan Zhu was very determined, and had already started preparations for the written exams for the editorial department of the school newspaper and the propaganda department of the school student union, and he seemed full of confidence.The other people's goals are quite clear, which makes Yu Bei a little melancholy.He himself belongs to the kind of kid with average skill points in all aspects. He can order everything, but he is not very proficient in anything. Someone who can talk, from Zweig to Renoir and then to Aung San Suu Kyi, then all the way to the Oasis Band and then to Yuanziwen... The disadvantage is that the perennial positioning is like a dog skin plaster, where there is a shortage of people, there is no place to make up Usually, no matter what you do, you can only sit on the bench as a substitute. You have to wait for the person in front of you to be absent suddenly and there is really no one else available, so you will be remembered and called to make up the number.Speaking of this kind of thing is also full of heart, so I don't need to mention it.

Thinking that Yu Bei hadn't said anything yet, Xiao You turned his head and asked, "Yu Bei, what about you?"

Yu Bei propped his chin and thought for a moment: "I don't know. I plan to go around when the club is recruiting new people. Let it go."

It seemed that he hadn't made up his mind yet. Xiao You felt a little sympathetic, and couldn't help but say, "I haven't made up my mind yet. Let's get together at that time." The others have clear goals and they all have different goals. Go straight to the point, there's no need to wander around the stalls. A public figure like Qin Liange is probably sought after by every society. If you want to go with him, you may be able to join any society, but for the society, this This kind of students who are recruited out of favors are probably as tasteless as Wumart's price increase.

Hearing the words, the others showed expressions of ulterior motives.

The afternoon class is the public compulsory "General Knowledge of the Human World 1". This class is a three-hour class every week, and it takes four consecutive semesters.But for Xiao You, the content of this class is really too watery. The class this semester is basically a mixture of safety textbooks for primary school students and law popularization manuals for middle school students. The content of the first class is about crossing the road. The correct method, including the meaning of traffic lights, etc., the teacher's lectures are rather boring, that is, over and over again emphasizing that you can't fly without authorization, you can't shrink the ground into inches, you can't go through walls, and don't run red lights when crossing the road.It was only in the second class that we entered the difficult point, that is, how to deal with accidentally bumping into a car while walking. Because a cultivator has a strong body and a magic weapon to protect his body, the first priority in the event of a collision is to protect the driver's life, so as not to be injured by the magic weapon. The rebound effect caused the opponent's car to crash.The most difficult thing is how to quickly create a car accident scene that conforms to common sense according to the speed of the car and the angle of collision in full view. If necessary, you need to lie on the ground to pretend to be seriously injured and notify the traffic office of the cultivation world in time, waiting for the relevant departments to come to deal with the aftermath.If there are no people on the street, you can take a small teleport to avoid a car accident. Even if you are caught by surveillance, you will not be taken too seriously. At most, it will be a hot search on Weibo, and everyone will laugh. After all, the resident office is also very busy. , it is one thing to be less.

Xiao You's life is not much different from ordinary people, and he lives in the city. These contents are naturally extremely boring to him, and he falls asleep after listening to them for a while.Sleeping on the table for less than 2 minutes, the old bald head swept over with his consciousness during the out-of-body period of the lecture. Xiao You was so frightened that he woke up alive. He could only support his head and play with his phone secretly. Go in and look up.

1L my top bunk looks delicious

RT had a little accident, and now my roommates seem to think I'm gay.I can explain, but every time I want to talk, my roommates always have the expression of "I won't listen to you, I won't listen to your explanation", which feels very tricky.

2L clear soup hot pot is heresy

A tricky misunderstanding indeed. LZ find a suitable time to explain it, the roommates should understand.

3L anonymous netizen

If everyone thinks this way, the poster should also reflect on whether he has made a misleading move.After all, there are no waves without wind.

4L cat slag loves to touch fish

Hey~ I'm the only one who noticed LZ's name (pick nose), it feels like a lot of information.

5L A boring world without dirty jokes

Wait for me upstairs!Does this "delicious" sound full of lust?

6L A boring world without fanbooks

Upstairs SOX wait for me!From the landlord's name, I can make up [-] words in minutes. How can the plot of Tom Su's dog blood be broken? !I really want to come up with a fanbook, hahahaha

7L Jade Cabbage

There is no future for being interracial...

8L Didi Dabao

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Xiao You replied decisively:

10L my top bunk looks delicious

I'm straight...don't overthink it.Then, small advertisements, please go out and turn left.

PS: My ID name is literally meant.

The author has something to say: I decided that I am so handsome that I am afraid of myself