Shanhai University Safe Study Guide

"You mean, this bed can't be repaired today?" Xiao You looked at the supervisor with a pale face—it is said that this unattractive old man with a goatee is an inner disciple of Tiangong Mountain Gate, so he is also in charge of equipment maintenance.

The dormitory twirled his beard and squinted at him: "Of course, the beds of our Shanda University are all good products. They are produced by Tiangong Mountain Gate, with high specifications and high performance. They come with a 500-year warranty. If you want to buy a new one, you have to travel at least three times to get a new one." sky."

"But there is a big hole in this bed." Xiao You said, pointing to the upper bunk.

"Hey!" The steward stared, "I haven't asked how you broke the bed yet?" After speaking, he twirled his beard and said meaningfully: "It's a good thing for young people to be energetic, but they don't have to be on the right track. Even monsters can suffer from kidney deficiency. Cough cough, if you are embarrassed to buy Huiyuan Shenbao, you can ask me to buy it for you. It only costs 998."

"Thank you, I don't need it. I will give you melatonin during the Chinese New Year."

The host looked regretful: "Are you sure you don't want Huiyuan Shenbao? You must stay up late and play games. It tastes like juice."

"Then trouble you to open the barrier on Fenrir's bed. This way Yu Bei can make do for the night."

"Ha, what are you thinking?" The dormitory manager narrowed his eyes: "It's fine if he hasn't been here. But during the summer vacation, he came to the dormitory and reset the barrier password. Unless you can contact him personally, otherwise His bed is useless."

The more Xiao You looked at it, the more he felt that the supervisor's expression and tone were very embarrassing, but he couldn't find a way. After all, although the cultivation world has undergone reforms, it is still relatively closed in general and has little contact with the West. To find such a foreigner, It's really choking.

"There is no other way, can you ask again? Besides, this is obviously a problem with the bed itself." Although Yu Bei on the upper bunk looks delicious and feels good to the touch, Xiao You is used to sleeping alone I don't want to wrong myself to be squeezed together with a big and tall person, even though the bed is actually quite big.

"Okay, I'll help you take another look." The steward leaned over to the bed and cast a sect-specific detection spell. After looking at it, his face was gloomy, and he muttered, "Your upper berth... is a bit overweight."

"What?!"

The steward shook his head: "Maybe I'm thinking too much. By the way, what's the name of your upper bunk?"

"Yu Bei. What?"

"Yu Bei...Yu Bei..." The housekeeper chanted the name, suddenly startled as if thinking of something, and then suddenly realized: "So that's the case, no wonder." After finishing speaking, he spread his hands and said apologetically: " Sorry, we may have to re-customize a reinforced bed, and the construction period may take about ten days. You can discuss it with him to see how to solve the sleeping problem. If it doesn’t work, you don’t need to buy hammocks and water beds online, anyway. Cut it off immediately."

After the dormitory manager finished speaking, he began to pack his things.

Xiao You became anxious: "This problem has not been solved at all."

The dormitory manager looked around and said, "This is beyond my ability. I will try my best to urge the Tiangong Mountain side. I will notify you at that time. There is a fat head fish on the second floor who violated the regulations to build a pool in the dormitory and was complained by his roommate. I have to go to demolish it. "After finishing speaking, he slipped away as if fleeing.It's hard for him to be a crappy old man with a low level of cultivation, but he ran out of speed and passion, hard enough.

When Xiao You talked about this with others, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.

Hao Qi blinked his eyes: "That's not right. Then why is it okay for him to sleep with you on the lower bunk?"

Several people looked at Xiao You together.

"Look at what I'm doing." Xiao You said inexplicably, "Could it be that I ate his weight?"

Others don't speak.

Yu Bei's complexion remained unchanged, his face remained paralyzed: "It's okay, I don't need to sleep."

This is a good point. After many cultivators have reached the realm, it is okay not to sleep.But there will still be people who choose to sleep to restore energy. After all, physical strength does not matter, and mental strength still needs rest and adjustment.There are even some people who find their own way and simply practice in sleep. Of course, these are all wild ways. Even if the golden elixir is great, it is basically a heretical golden elixir.

Xiao You was a little guilty, but he didn't say anything.

Yu Bei glanced at him, and said calmly, "I don't need to sleep at all. Working around the clock is just a matter of habit, and it doesn't matter if I meditate at night.

The parties involved said so, and the others naturally stopped talking, and the matter was settled like this.What should the roommates do at night, they are busy with their own affairs.While Xiao You was fiddling with his phone, Yu Bei was sitting on the side reading a book, a paper-bound book with worn covers and yellow pages.Xiao You glanced at it from the corner of his eye, and felt a little guilty. He put down his phone and fumbled for a long time, but there was not a single book that looked compelling. There were only a few cookbooks and magazines on the bookshelf. I picked up a novel about self-cultivation that I just downloaded, and read it with relish.

"This is?" Yu Bei asked Xiao You, pointing at the Kindle in confusion.

"E-paper book, what's wrong?"

Yu Bei shook his head: "It's okay, I just haven't seen it before."

Xiao You quit the novel, found a copy of "Zhuangzi" and clicked on it, and the first article was "Xiaoyaoyou".Xiao You handed the Kindle to Yu Bei like a gift without even looking at it: "No, that's it. Although you can read books on your mobile phone, this screen is more comfortable."

Yu Bei was surprised: "Can you read novels on your phone?"

Xiao You was a little confused when he heard the words. Although smart phones have not been around for a long time, the basic function of reading TXT files has long been available. Some students who did not have mobile phones in the past even used mp3 to read novels. It is not something ordinary people can do after reading a 3 million-word novel on an MP500 player that can display one line.

Xiao You asked in a tentative tone, "What mobile phone do you use?"

"It's useless now. It's heavy and heavy. I can't use the function of making calls. Even if I don't do anything every month, I still have to pay some mobile bills. After the arrears, I will throw it into the sea."

Xiao You reckoned that this must be a rather old phone, maybe it was a big brother, but from the tone of his voice, it seemed that he had a deep resentment towards China Mobile.Coincidentally, when I was asking a question before, someone moved a question on Zhihu to answer the question of respecting the elderly/giving gifts to the elderly and mentioned the mobile phone. Xiao Youxin made up his mind that the mobile phone has many functions and is convenient. For Yu Bei, who is out of touch with the times Even if you don’t give it to him directly, you can draw him an instruction book or something. Thinking of this, Xiao You took out his mobile phone: “Now the mobile phone is different from before, and the functions are quite good. There are many. And now there is a new mobile phone film for cultivators, which can also be used directly on human world mobile phones, which is very convenient.”

Yu Bei nodded: "It is time to buy one. Many activities require you to fill in your mobile phone number."

Xiao You smiled: "That's right. Oh and also, tell me when you want to buy a mobile phone, and I can accompany you. There are many salesmen in business halls outside who can bluff people."

"Thank you." Yu Bei was a little embarrassed, but he was happy in his heart. After all, before coming here, he was worried about whether the generation gap between himself and his classmates would affect his interpersonal relationship. He didn't expect the lower berth to offer help in a friendly manner.Yu Bei thought for a while and asked, "Is this Sunday okay?"

Xiao You smiled heartily: "No problem! I can just go out and have fun."

Hao Qi poked his head out from the bed: "Where are you going to play? I want to go out too."

Zhu Zhongli took off the earphones: "I'm going to buy the new album released by AKB48."

Xiao Youle: "Okay, why don't we come to the dormitory for dinner? Yan Zhu, how about you?"

"No problem." Yan Zhu was applying a mud mask, his face was pale green, the mud hardened after drying, and his speech was a little slurred.

Xiao You thought, if it's convenient, I might as well take my roommates to my house, let them taste the good craftsmanship of my house, and also go home by the way to pick up some useful things.