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"I want this! This! And this!"

"I've been cooking for two days without sleep! Can you still get better?" Xiao Yuanyao threw the pot on the ground.He has never cooked so much food in one go, his arms are sore from exhaustion, and it is useless to drink two bottles of medicine. The point is that the gluttonous food is too fast and too vigorous. After cooking so many dishes, he is stunned. Didn't eat, just think about it and get angry.

Taotie was a little aggrieved: "I don't eat too much, obviously you are slow in serving food."

"You can do it yourself!"

"Oh, no."

"..."

Xiao Yuanyao simply lay down on the ground and pretended to be a corpse, closed his eyes and said, "I'm going to starve to death." After speaking, he kicked his legs and stopped moving.Xiao Yuanyao was so tired that he fell asleep on the ground.

When he woke up, he felt a little bad, his clothes were soaked, and his body was extra heavy.He slowly opened his eyes and was caught off guard by a puddle of mud.Wet mud covered his face, and some of it got into his collar along his neck.When I looked closely, most of my body was buried in the soil.

Xiao Yuanyao was confused in his heart.

He had absolutely no idea what was going on.Why was he buried in such a pit?

Until he heard a faint howling sound from outside the pit.

"Don't bury it! I'm still alive!" Xiao Yuanyao shouted hoarsely.

Taotie poked his head out to look into the pit, his huge head looked a little funny, but his expression of surprise couldn't be faked.Xiao Yuanyao felt a little moved.

"Since you are alive, hurry up and cook me something to eat." Taotie said cheerfully.

Xiao Yuanyao's smile froze: "I...can't come up. I have no spiritual power."

"Then you wait, I'll come down to pick you up."

"Don't! If you jump off, I will be crushed to death!" Xiao Yuanyao screamed, but it was too late, Taotie jumped.The expected tragedy did not happen, and it was a girl who landed at the bottom of the pit lightly and skillfully.The eyebrows are clear and moving, and the figure is light.

Hey, it seems... a little cute.

A blush of confusion appeared on Xiao Yuanyao's face.

"Aren't you living a good life?" The girl frowned, "I thought you were dead, so sad."

"Girl... May I ask what your name is?" Xiao Yuanyao asked secretly while rubbing his fingers.

"Tao Yetti." She put her hands on her hips, "Can you stand up? You."

"I'm out of strength." Xiao Yuanyao said shamefully.

Tao Yetti grabbed him by the collar and pulled him out of the soil, hugged him horizontally before Xiao Yuanyao could react, and jumped out of the pit with a light jump.

Xiao Yuanyao felt a little tired.He was hugged by the princess by a petite and lovely girl, and he was not even a little bit defensive.But the girl didn't seem to want to let him go, and ran away holding him.

So fast!The girl's feet are amazingly fast. Should it be said that she is an ancient beast that is good at hunting?The whistling wind in his ears made Xiao Yuanyao's cheeks ache, and several times he felt that he was going to fall out, especially when the girl was holding him and jumping between the trees, Xiao Yuanyao held back his tears so much that he took the The scream that came to his mouth was forced to hold back.

Tao Yetti put him by the river and sat down cross-legged: "You rest first, I'll catch fish."

Xiao Yuanyao blushed: "You don't need to take care of me."

Tao Yetti was puzzled: "But you can grill fish when you have strength, right? Hurry up and adjust your breath, don't waste my time."

"What?"

All the fish that Tao Yetti caught ended up in her stomach.Xiao Yuanyao looked at her lower abdomen in confusion, why is it okay to eat no matter what?Is there a mustard bag in Taotie's stomach?

"Why do you keep staring at me?"

"No." Xiao Yuanyao quickly denied.

"Pervert, did you look at my chest?"

Xiao Yuanyao explained: "No, I'm looking at the bottom."

"..." Tao Yetti followed his gaze and looked down, then she stood up with a strange expression, and kicked Tao Yetti into the river.

Xiao Yuanyao never imagined that he could live in the same room with a beautiful girl who was lonely and widowed, and stayed there for so long.But when it actually happened, it was not as beautiful as imagined.Not to mention that the girl is in the form of a beast most of the time, her appearance is simply indescribable.The most troublesome thing is that even if the appearance becomes a petite and soft girl, Tao Yetti's inner essence has not changed. She has a bad temper and a lot of strength. This is not "Living with a Girl" but "Walking with Beasts".

Xiao Yuanyao worked diligently to cook food for Tao Yetti every day, but he didn't have anything to eat. It was a pain in his heart. After being hungry for a few days, the outline of his jaw appeared.Ever since Xiao Yuanyao's cooking opened the door to a new world, Tao Yeti's interest in eating has become more and more intense, her taste has become more and more sophisticated, and she has become more and more concerned about Xiao Yuanyao.Tao Yetti thought in her heart, although this person is not very delicious, but his cooking is not bad, so he must be kept here.

Finally one day, Tao Yetti spoke up.

At that time, Xiao Yuanyao was making a steamed fish. He used the third Kunlun swordsmanship to remove the fish bones, but still kept the fish's complete shape. The props, the fish can be fully and properly heated, and the moisture and freshness of the meat itself can be preserved to the maximum extent on the basis of ensuring steaming.He carefully arranged the steamed fish out of the pan, and drizzled the freshly made seasoning soup while it was still hot.He was concentrating on doing all this, and Tao Yetti noticed that his facial contours had gradually become clearer as he lost weight, the initial greasy feeling subsided, and he barely entered the chubby world.

At this level, it seems to be edible... Tao Yetti thought.This kind of meat with a little fat will not taste very bad, nor will it be too greasy. If it is sliced ​​and grilled, it should be just right.Thinking of this, Tao Yetti swallowed.But—"Can you slice and bake yourself for me?" This kind of words will be rejected without thinking, and the other party may faint from fright, and then starve again.

While Tao Yetti was still struggling, the steaming steamed fish was already placed in front of her.

"Eat."

Tao Yetti hesitated, she looked at the fish, then at Xiao Yuanyao, and said, "I don't want to eat this."

"You don't want to eat it for me!" Xiao Yuanyao sighed after finishing speaking, "Then what do you want to eat?"

"I want to eat you."

"Oh." Xiao Yuanyao nodded, as if he didn't care.

"Are not you afraid?"

"This day will always come." Xiao Yuanyao said calmly, "Cooking is tiring anyway."

"You dislike me for eating too much?"

"No."

Tao Yetti lay down on the ground shamelessly: "Anyway, I want to eat you today, so you go and wash it off first."

"it is good."

Xiao Yuanyao was on the verge of crying when he soaked in the hot spring, and finally he can take a vacation!I'm exhausted!

He took a shower while humming a song.

"I've changed my mind." Tao Yetti said quietly.

Xiao Yuanyao was so frightened that he dropped the soap in his hand, and he asked in a crying voice, "Why are you here! The hot spring can't be cooked properly!"

"I know."

Xiao Yuanyao trembled, and said sincerely: "It's not good to eat raw, I advise you not to try it." Tao Yetti was very calm, and jumped into the hot spring, looking at him with her hands on the stone wall.Xiao Yuanyao blushed, and stretched out his hands to cover the key parts.Even if it is food, it must be treated with dignity, and you cannot walk the bird in front of the girl.

He closed his eyes, looked at death and said, "You bite me to death before eating, I'm afraid of pain."

Tao Yetti bit his neck and said vaguely: "I'm going to change the way of eating."

Xiao Yuanyao: "?"

Xiao You looked at his mother with a complicated expression: "So you threw my dad down at the beginning?"

"Yes. Did he lie to you that he was handsome at that time, and I was young and ignorant, and I fell in love with him at first sight."

Xiao You nodded.

Tao Yetti smiled: "I told him to read less Mary Su's novels. But I don't blame him, maybe he needs to make up for what is lacking. After reading the novels, he can imagine himself as the domineering president Xiemei Xianzun."

"It turns out that he likes to read these novels because of this!"

Tao Yetti was surprised: "Otherwise, what do you think?"

"Forget it, I didn't say it."

"Speaking of which, I made a request to your father at the beginning."

"how?"

"It is said that Kunpeng meat is very delicious."

"That's my boyfriend! You can't eat it!" Xiao You was anxious, "If I want to eat it, I will eat it myself."

"I just thought, even if I can't eat it, I have to let my son eat it in the future. I didn't expect you to be very close to this goal. Although it is another way of eating."

"Mom, you seem to have confidence in me?"

Tao Yetti was silent, and patted him on the shoulder after a while and said, "Don't embarrass me."

Xiao You didn't dare to say it, he actually felt that it was quite embarrassing.His mother's experience is a little less practical for him: Yu Bei's weight, he can't hold a princess; Yu Bei's body and height, he can't wallow.Pushing it forcibly will definitely not work... Hey, the road is long.

Xiao You thought melancholy.

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