Shanhai University Safe Study Guide

When Xiao Yuanyao found a photo of himself and his classmate Kunlun, he recalled that he had a period of fat and bally years.

Most of the monks were well-proportioned, if not slim.It's rare to see a fat man like him in the circle of cultivation, and it's inevitable that he will be pointed at.

He often thinks, apart from being fatter, what is the difference between him and others?No one can answer him, but all his experiences tell him that being fat is different, being fat is disliked.He once thought that he would lose weight after establishing the foundation, but he didn't.Even without eating anything, he is in the same shape as ever.

When I was young, I could barely be called cute, but when I grow up, all the weight can bring is embarrassment.

The youth that had nowhere to sway turned into the motivation to study hard. He buried his head in the files and tried his best to calculate and push down, improving the sword array little by little.When the sword formations he had personally improved were rehearsed by the key monks of the sect, he huddled in the corner of the auditorium, looking almost greedily at every detail.

The overall mobility can be increased by three percentage points by using wrong cloud steps here; after the output here is adjusted according to Luo Zu’s third law, the efficiency can be increased by four percentage points... When the game is over, the audience will cheer, Xiao Yuanyao He will also be immersed in the joyful atmosphere for a long time and cannot extricate himself. He just feels satisfied. Even if no one mentions his dedication, even if no one says his name, he will still be happy.At least those days and nights were not in vain.

Others didn't think much of him then.

So what if it improves the sword array?Xiao Yuanyao's roots doomed him not to be a powerful swordsman.His path of practice is likely to end early due to short lifespan. No one wants to waste resources on a person who lacks long-term value.

The only thing that is different to him is Shen Tan, the head of the school. For Shen Tan, research is everything.

The third phase of the development plan of Naihetian, he can only participate if Shen Tan recommends him.The previous six-line divination said that there might be a sword left by a fallen senior in Naihetian. This news made the sword repairers very excited.

For this, Xiao Yuanyao didn't have any expectations.

The ending of his life was predicted a long time ago. If he dies hard enough to form a golden core, he may die of old age naturally when he catches up with the peaceful age.Being so fat, he is not the second generation of immortals, and he does not have a life with extraordinary talents. Taoist couples don't have to count on it. They can live in peace of mind. When they grow old, raise some flowers and plants and play chess, and this life is over.

To say that you don't envy others is an understatement.The junior who just entered the research institute found a Taoist companion the year before last, and gave birth to a cute and cute daughter this year. The family is harmonious and beautiful; and his friend from the first year went to Yuanying last year, and he went up two levels in a row. Assigned to a set of Dongfu.

In the single apartment, Xiao Yuanyao passed the time by cooking.Many monks gradually lose interest in food after fasting, but for him, the real hunger is not in the stomach, but in the tip of the tongue.He loves every taste between his lips and teeth: whether it is sweet or spicy or salty, when those flavors bloom in his taste buds, he will have a sense of happiness that is insignificant in the eyes of others.

Middle school students may not be able to escape the temptation of appetite, but at his stage, even if most monks still eat something, they are more concerned about efficacy than taste, so his hobbies are really hard to understand from the eyes of those around him.Fortunately, he himself was regarded as a weirdo, and he didn't care about one more label.

Life is so strange sometimes.The traits that everyone laughed at may become the key to saving lives, and the skills that were once despised by everyone may become life-changing chips.Before that, even if he was as clever as Liu Yao, it was difficult to predict his experience.

He was once in despair when he was attacked by Taotie and scattered by a large group of troops.

So much so that when he encountered this mysterious ancient beast again, he didn't even have the will to resist.

It was only later that he realized that what he saw twice was not the same glutton.

He was put in the cave by the notorious ancient fierce beast as food reserve.

Taotie's huge head arched against his body, as if he was calculating how much time he could eat, and he was probably considering which part to eat from. In the end, Taotie just put him where he was, shook his head, lay down on the side to rest.

Xiao Yuanyao has been in a panic that he might be eaten at any time. He tried his best to think about how to escape, but there was nothing he could do.His saber was taken away by Taotie, and he didn't know where he put it. What can a sword repairer without a sword do?he does not know.He just suddenly started regretting that he didn't try harder to resist.If he fought hard at the beginning, would there still be hope of escape?

No, maybe not.

The outside world is another hell, to be eaten at least not to occupy the body.Just thinking of someone talking and laughing with other people in his own skin made him feel horrified.

This glutton is very lazy.

Most of the time, I sleep on my stomach and do nothing.This time, it slept for three days in one go.After waking up, Taotie was a little hungry, and when it smelled Xiao Yuanyao, a disappointed expression appeared on its terrifying head.

"I don't want to eat fatty meat... It feels a bit disgusting to be greasy." Taotie commented.

Xiao Yuanyao hung his head in embarrassment: "I didn't mean it either."

Taotie tilted his head: "There are very few monks as fat as you, right?"

"Hmm..." Xiao Yuanyao's voice was low and inaudible, and his face was flushed with embarrassment.

"Then do you want to live?"

Xiao Yuanyao was stunned. He didn't expect Taotie to ask about the food's thoughts before eating. Don't they all swallow their prey in one gulp?

"What should I ask you?" Taotie arched impatiently.

It was only then that Xiao Yuanyao noticed that Taotie's voice sounded surprisingly crisp, a bit indisputable.

"Yes." He answered honestly.

Taotie narrowed his eyes happily: "Then let's make a deal. If you help me get food, I won't eat you first, how about it?"

"Or you'd better give me a good time."

Taotie was a little annoyed: "How do you say that once you come out, you come out once? If you do this again, I will leave you for my brother to eat."

"You have a younger brother?"

"Yes, he's an awkward kid, but he's not picky eaters, so he probably won't dislike you for eating fat."

Xiao Yuanyao sighed: "Even if you don't eat me, I probably won't be able to survive outside. Even if I escape by chance this time, my cultivation has reached the bottleneck, and I will die in a few years."

"But that's for later."

"Even if I'm alive, it's meaningless." Xiao Yuanyao scratched his head, "I'm not good at swordsmanship, and I'm fat, and everyone doesn't like me, only the head of the sect treats me well, but life is really hard now .”

He had a sore nose when he said this, and tears almost fell from his eyes: "The most important thing is - they all said that I have been single all my life, but what happened to the single? Are singles not human?"

"Of course a dog is not a human being. Wait... Are you a demon cultivator? I don't eat dog meat."

Xiao Yuanyao can only explain to it that a single dog is a specific term.

After listening to his explanation, Taotie gasped: "You humans are so obsessed with your partner."

"Everyone wants to spend their whole life with the one they love, you beasts are so good at understanding human feelings!"

Taotie kicked him in disgust, and Xiao Yuanyao rolled down the slope into the pond.

"It's too troublesome to have a partner and compare by yourself—wait, what are you doing? That's my fish! Stop it, you!" Taotie roared and rushed towards Xiao Yuanyao.

A quarter of an hour later, Taotie lay lazily on the ground.Next to him, Xiao Yuanyao was sprinkling seasonings on the fish on the grill. The skin of the fish had been roasted crispy, and the meat inside was still tender. The pure and natural meat aroma was looming in the thick spices, making it even more attractive.

"One more." Taotie said.

"Wait a little longer, this one is not ready yet." Xiao Yuanyao said.

Taotie rolled on the ground: "But I'm hungry."

"You just ate twelve sticks, isn't that enough?"

"Not enough." Taotie replied confidently.

"Haven't you guys eaten this before? Then why do you want to raise it?"

Taotie thought for a while: "I've eaten it before, and I didn't think it tasted good, it was too fishy. But my brother likes it, so Dad caught some and kept them here."

Xiao Yuanyao shook his hand: "How many people are there in your family?"

"I can't remember. Anyway, it's just me and my brother left now." Taotie said lightly.

Some records that he had read came to mind, and Xiao Yuanyao shivered.But it's pointless to think about it, nothing is more important than food, those horrible associations are quickly driven away by the smell of grilled fish, and he concentrates on the great career of cooking.