Shanhai University Safe Study Guide
Chapter 30 What I Hate The Most About Physical Tests
University life moves forward in a tense and chaotic rhythm.Xiao You has been very busy recently. The course "Fundamentals of Tiancaidibao" needs to write a [-]-word practical report. In order to reflect the combination of Chinese and Western, modern and traditional, this wonderful teacher requires that the report not only conform to the academic report format, but also be written in classical Chinese. presented.The students are naturally full of complaints, especially the students from the Demon Cultivation Department. They are used to colloquial slang. It was only after it was popularized that the blindness was lifted, and the standard of the League of Immortals was much lower than that of the Celestial Dynasty.Although Xiao You's cultural level is not bad, he can only read classical Chinese, and it is quite troublesome to write.
In addition, there are small assignments for ideological and political courses, the titles are very boring, such as "Please discuss your understanding of the four virtues of Qianyuan", "Please briefly analyze the dialectical relationship between heaven and luck".In short, one word - annoying.
In addition, the three fat real people also let Xiao You join the DTFD, which sounds very evil, saying that it is convenient for after-school tutoring.Xiao You felt that this matter sounded unreliable, but if it was just a name, it would be fine, so he agreed first.The three fat real people barely got enough people, and finally got rid of the crisis of dismantling the society. They were very happy, and it was rare for them to invite Ling Zhizi to drink together and relive their youthful years.The next day, the three fat real people appeared in class with a bruised nose and a swollen face. The reason is unknown.Ling Zhizi asked for a day off for an unprecedented reason.
Then came the fatal physical fitness test.
The director of the Department of Social Sciences of the Ministry of Education of the Cultivation World is Individual Xiu. He has visited colleges and universities several times in a row. When he is interested, he will compare his physical fitness with the students. Afterwards, he lamented that the physical fitness of students in the Cultivation World has generally declined after the advancement of modern technology. As soon as the others made up their minds, they decided on the matter of the college physical examination.
As soon as this matter came out, it exploded on the social network, and the students even made a joint letter, but it was of no use.The physical fitness test was still carried out, and countless students have suffered from it ever since.
Xiao You looked at the new college students' physical fitness test standards issued by the Ministry of Education, and couldn't help feeling sad.Spirit power cannot be used throughout the test, and the test content includes endurance, explosive power and other comprehensive physical qualities, and all test content must be completed in one day.
The sword repair was slightly better, and the law repairers jumped in anger.Even more angry are the monks who specialize in theoretical research, such as students from the Tangyin school, Liuyao Gua school, and Zhoubi Suanmen, all crying.Although it is too late to exercise temporarily, these people are not without their own methods.For example, Jiuzhen led a few disciples of Tangyin School to secretly develop a physical drink - the user's physical fitness can increase by [-]% in a short period of time, but after the effect of the medicine, he will suffer double the muscle pain. For the purpose of confidentiality , this drug is only sold within Tangyin Academy.But the good times didn't last long, and the matter was found out.Jiuzhen, who holds the core formula and refining technology in his hand, was locked up by the head of Qijie, writing the review and writing it was painful.
The people of Liuyao Gua Sect gave full play to their professional advantages, and made detailed divinations about the future weather conditions and their own fortunes. It's good to run together and get more luck.The people of Zhou Bi Suanmen worked together to open the calculation array, carefully calculated the route and physical strength distribution of the "[-]-meter weight-bearing cross-country run", the trajectory of the "cliff ten consecutive jumps" and the way of wind power, and also deduced He came up with a formula that can be substituted into his own value, for his own internal use and to sell to those who need it.
Xiao You also bought a copy.
"You mean to complete all the calculations within half a minute?" Xiao You stared at the two-page calculation steps with a dazed expression.
The chief disciple of Zhoubi Suanmen, Yuan Circumcision, pushed the mirror of pi on the bridge of his nose (it is said that this is his natal magic weapon): "Yes. According to the calculation results, the test score is expected to increase by 4.31% - 8.17%. "
"Then you figured it out?"
"Of course." The circumference of the circle proudly puffed out his thin chest: "It only took me 8.4 seconds to complete the calculation, and the accuracy of the result can reach one thousandth."
"Then have you had a physical test?"
Yuan Zhouchang's eyes darkened: "I lay down when I ran to 16374 meters. That's why I'm lying in the school hospital now."
Xiao You: "..."
When the school masters are mourning, the outliers that stand out are particularly eye-catching.
Hengshan Middle School, which has the same abbreviation as the legendary Hengshui Middle School, is a dark horse among middle schools in the realm of comprehension in recent years. This school has never occupied a place of geomantic omen. Although it has a small spiritual vein, it is not as good as North Kunlun and Nanshu Mountain after all. Such a benchmark school; secondly, the school was not well-known at the beginning, the geographical location was not considered outstanding, and the number of students could only be said to be average.However, with the headmaster's excellent management skills and the dedicated work of his teachers, he has also achieved good results in the unified entrance examination for ordinary colleges and universities in the cultivation world, gradually attracting excellent students from nearby.In addition, Heng Fantian attracted some talented casual practitioners to teach in Hengzhong with his excellent eloquence and favorable conditions, which further improved the school's teaching staff...Three years ago, Hengshan Middle School achieved a high score in the college entrance examination that year. The extremely excellent grades shocked the entire comprehension world and established her reputation as a super high school.The principals of various middle schools came to visit and learn about the experience, and some management experience of Hengshan Middle School also spread.Among them, the most famous, the most widely used, but also the least learned is Hengzhong's morning exercises.
Many secondary school principals have tried to introduce morning exercises in their own schools and either have to give up halfway or with little success.In Xiao You’s opinion, it’s because these principals didn’t realize that Hengzhong’s management is a complete set of strict system. After visiting for two or three days, they learned the morning exercises that seemed to excite the principals the most. However, It's just a clumsy imitation of a fragment, and naturally it is impossible to achieve any effect.
But in any case, the result of three years of running exercises is that the top students who graduated from Hengshan Middle School, without exception, easily completed the physical fitness test and achieved excellent results.
Finally, Xiao You plans to take a physical test with his roommates.Xiao You felt that such a simple test would definitely not trouble the mighty and domineering roommates, and seeing familiar people running ahead, he was naturally more motivated to keep up.
"Who else among you has not had a physical test?" Xiao You asked in the dormitory.
Yan Zhu was watching "Plop Plop LOVE" and saw that the place where he was moved was wiping his tears with a tissue, so he replied with sobs: "I finished the test. Zhu Zhongli and Hao Qi just went out for the test. Fenrir is still on crutches, You applied for an exemption, you can ask Yu Bei."
Before he finished speaking, Zhu Zhongli came in with a dark face.
"Have you finished the test?"
Zhu Zhongli didn't answer, turned on the bed, and pulled the quilt over his head and face.
Hao Qi smiled with his hips on his back, and the two stupid hairs on his head trembled and trembled.
"what happened?"
Hao Qi said: "He turned his lower body into a snake in order to take advantage of his laziness. Because his snake body is relatively long, he saved a lot of energy in running [-] meters. But—" Hao Qi hugged his belly and laughed twice before continuing: "He did the same in the long jump. Then, when he jumped from the fifth cliff to the sixth cliff, because the swing was too large, he slipped his waist."
Zhu Zhongli arched his head out of the cup, his golden eyes dimly lit up: "Next time I won't help you buy games."
In the end, Xiao You found Yu Bei to take the physical examination with him.
The first test is ten consecutive jumps.The so-called ten consecutive cliff jumps are actually jumping from one mountain peak to another, and jumping ten times in a row is considered a pass.These ten consecutive jumps are farther and more difficult each time.
Seeing the wailing of the students in front of him, Xiao You couldn't help but smile wryly: "I feel a little hung up."
"It's okay, you follow me." Yu Bei said.
Xiao You didn't know why, but he was still behind Yu Bei.
Yu Bei easily skipped the first distance.It didn't seem too difficult, Xiao You followed him and began to dance.The first few were fairly easy, but Xiao You felt a bit strenuous when it came to the seventh.The ninth escaped no danger, and barely jumped over with the help of the wind.
By the time of the tenth jump, Yu Bei had already finished his part and was waiting for him on the opposite side.The morning sun cast a soft glow on his figure.Under the dizzyingly warm sunlight, Yu Bei stretched out his hand towards Xiao You.
Xiao You nodded, and jumped out after a run-up.After jumping out, Xiao You felt a little weak in his legs, but looking at the upper bunk opposite him, he still gritted his teeth and began to adjust his posture according to the wind force.The time in the air was almost unbelievably long, and when it finally landed, it felt unreal. Xiao You only felt a stagger, and he almost rolled forward.It was Yu Bei who came up and hugged him to avoid the tragedy of a big somersault.After stabilizing his figure, Xiao You still felt that his footsteps were a little sloppy. Yu Bei helped him to the side to rest for a while, and then went to the [-]-meter running field to wait.
Xiao You stretched his ankle and said to Yu Bei, "Thank you." His take-off movement was not very good during the ninth jump, and he almost missed it. There was indeed wind at the time, but it was not enough to push him forward. Degree.Others may not be able to feel it, but he will understand as soon as he calms down, it is very similar to the feeling Yu Bei used Feng Xu Yufeng to lead him last time.Probably because this skill point is difficult to learn and unpopular, so the person who designed the examination room left it out, or it may be because this is different from the levitation spell and other spells, and the consumption of spiritual power is so small that it can be ignored. Therefore, technically there is a problem of detection difficulty.But no matter what, the result is the same.Xiao You may not be a person with extraordinary talents, but he never doubts that hard work is effective.So he thanked Yu Bei first, and then told him tactfully that he could complete the next physical test by himself, so he didn't have to worry.
Yu Bei nodded.
For most monks, the [-]-meter weight-bearing cross-country is actually more difficult.Because the time required by the test is not easy to complete.Moreover, ten consecutive jumps can still rely on the monk's natural understanding to take advantage of the wind, but running with a load can take advantage of less momentum, unless the soil spirit root has attribute bonuses.
Two-thirds of the time is quite difficult, and at this time you will be easily tired. Compared with the soreness of the body and muscles, the greater suffering actually comes from the mind.For monks who are accustomed to magic weapons and spells, the fear and pressure of the process itself are the biggest obstacles and challenges.What's more, this runway is not a flat and smooth plastic runway, but has a variety of terrains such as mountains, hills, and deserts. It also comes with a special effect of wind, sun, rain, and snow. Multi-effect all-round runway".
When he was asked about his feelings by his mother afterwards, Xiao You had tears in his eyes: "Thanks to my upper bunk for giving me unlimited spiritual support!"
Tao Yetti wondered: "Didn't you even let him help you? Besides, with your sincerity, you don't look like you can beat yourself up."
"No, Mom. The last and most difficult route was the desert section. At that time, I was hungry and tired, but I looked at the running figure on the upper bunk and the bright sunshine, and there was a road ahead. The illusion of roasting a whole fish, relying on the instinct of foraging all the way, just ran to the end."
The author has something to say: Population literacy standards: "Farmers know 1500 Chinese characters, employees of enterprises and public institutions, and urban residents know 2000 Chinese characters; they can understand plain and popular newspapers and articles, keep simple accounts, and write simple application text" standard.
In fact, the standard is quite high...
The Four Virtues of Qianyuan: Another nonsense concept, which comes from "Yi Qian": "The great Qianyuan, the beginning of all things, is the unification of heaven." Kong Yingdashu: "Qian is the name of the hexagram, and Yuan is the head of virtue." Zhu Xi's original meaning: "Qianyuan, the great beginning of Tiande." Later, "Qianyuan" was used to describe the great virtue of the emperor.Qian has four virtues: Yuan, Heng, Li and Zhen.Yuan is the head of the four virtues, Qian Yuan is the Yuan of Qian.This concept has no special meaning. It can be imagined as something similar to the four basic points, eight honors and eight disgraces.
In addition, there are small assignments for ideological and political courses, the titles are very boring, such as "Please discuss your understanding of the four virtues of Qianyuan", "Please briefly analyze the dialectical relationship between heaven and luck".In short, one word - annoying.
In addition, the three fat real people also let Xiao You join the DTFD, which sounds very evil, saying that it is convenient for after-school tutoring.Xiao You felt that this matter sounded unreliable, but if it was just a name, it would be fine, so he agreed first.The three fat real people barely got enough people, and finally got rid of the crisis of dismantling the society. They were very happy, and it was rare for them to invite Ling Zhizi to drink together and relive their youthful years.The next day, the three fat real people appeared in class with a bruised nose and a swollen face. The reason is unknown.Ling Zhizi asked for a day off for an unprecedented reason.
Then came the fatal physical fitness test.
The director of the Department of Social Sciences of the Ministry of Education of the Cultivation World is Individual Xiu. He has visited colleges and universities several times in a row. When he is interested, he will compare his physical fitness with the students. Afterwards, he lamented that the physical fitness of students in the Cultivation World has generally declined after the advancement of modern technology. As soon as the others made up their minds, they decided on the matter of the college physical examination.
As soon as this matter came out, it exploded on the social network, and the students even made a joint letter, but it was of no use.The physical fitness test was still carried out, and countless students have suffered from it ever since.
Xiao You looked at the new college students' physical fitness test standards issued by the Ministry of Education, and couldn't help feeling sad.Spirit power cannot be used throughout the test, and the test content includes endurance, explosive power and other comprehensive physical qualities, and all test content must be completed in one day.
The sword repair was slightly better, and the law repairers jumped in anger.Even more angry are the monks who specialize in theoretical research, such as students from the Tangyin school, Liuyao Gua school, and Zhoubi Suanmen, all crying.Although it is too late to exercise temporarily, these people are not without their own methods.For example, Jiuzhen led a few disciples of Tangyin School to secretly develop a physical drink - the user's physical fitness can increase by [-]% in a short period of time, but after the effect of the medicine, he will suffer double the muscle pain. For the purpose of confidentiality , this drug is only sold within Tangyin Academy.But the good times didn't last long, and the matter was found out.Jiuzhen, who holds the core formula and refining technology in his hand, was locked up by the head of Qijie, writing the review and writing it was painful.
The people of Liuyao Gua Sect gave full play to their professional advantages, and made detailed divinations about the future weather conditions and their own fortunes. It's good to run together and get more luck.The people of Zhou Bi Suanmen worked together to open the calculation array, carefully calculated the route and physical strength distribution of the "[-]-meter weight-bearing cross-country run", the trajectory of the "cliff ten consecutive jumps" and the way of wind power, and also deduced He came up with a formula that can be substituted into his own value, for his own internal use and to sell to those who need it.
Xiao You also bought a copy.
"You mean to complete all the calculations within half a minute?" Xiao You stared at the two-page calculation steps with a dazed expression.
The chief disciple of Zhoubi Suanmen, Yuan Circumcision, pushed the mirror of pi on the bridge of his nose (it is said that this is his natal magic weapon): "Yes. According to the calculation results, the test score is expected to increase by 4.31% - 8.17%. "
"Then you figured it out?"
"Of course." The circumference of the circle proudly puffed out his thin chest: "It only took me 8.4 seconds to complete the calculation, and the accuracy of the result can reach one thousandth."
"Then have you had a physical test?"
Yuan Zhouchang's eyes darkened: "I lay down when I ran to 16374 meters. That's why I'm lying in the school hospital now."
Xiao You: "..."
When the school masters are mourning, the outliers that stand out are particularly eye-catching.
Hengshan Middle School, which has the same abbreviation as the legendary Hengshui Middle School, is a dark horse among middle schools in the realm of comprehension in recent years. This school has never occupied a place of geomantic omen. Although it has a small spiritual vein, it is not as good as North Kunlun and Nanshu Mountain after all. Such a benchmark school; secondly, the school was not well-known at the beginning, the geographical location was not considered outstanding, and the number of students could only be said to be average.However, with the headmaster's excellent management skills and the dedicated work of his teachers, he has also achieved good results in the unified entrance examination for ordinary colleges and universities in the cultivation world, gradually attracting excellent students from nearby.In addition, Heng Fantian attracted some talented casual practitioners to teach in Hengzhong with his excellent eloquence and favorable conditions, which further improved the school's teaching staff...Three years ago, Hengshan Middle School achieved a high score in the college entrance examination that year. The extremely excellent grades shocked the entire comprehension world and established her reputation as a super high school.The principals of various middle schools came to visit and learn about the experience, and some management experience of Hengshan Middle School also spread.Among them, the most famous, the most widely used, but also the least learned is Hengzhong's morning exercises.
Many secondary school principals have tried to introduce morning exercises in their own schools and either have to give up halfway or with little success.In Xiao You’s opinion, it’s because these principals didn’t realize that Hengzhong’s management is a complete set of strict system. After visiting for two or three days, they learned the morning exercises that seemed to excite the principals the most. However, It's just a clumsy imitation of a fragment, and naturally it is impossible to achieve any effect.
But in any case, the result of three years of running exercises is that the top students who graduated from Hengshan Middle School, without exception, easily completed the physical fitness test and achieved excellent results.
Finally, Xiao You plans to take a physical test with his roommates.Xiao You felt that such a simple test would definitely not trouble the mighty and domineering roommates, and seeing familiar people running ahead, he was naturally more motivated to keep up.
"Who else among you has not had a physical test?" Xiao You asked in the dormitory.
Yan Zhu was watching "Plop Plop LOVE" and saw that the place where he was moved was wiping his tears with a tissue, so he replied with sobs: "I finished the test. Zhu Zhongli and Hao Qi just went out for the test. Fenrir is still on crutches, You applied for an exemption, you can ask Yu Bei."
Before he finished speaking, Zhu Zhongli came in with a dark face.
"Have you finished the test?"
Zhu Zhongli didn't answer, turned on the bed, and pulled the quilt over his head and face.
Hao Qi smiled with his hips on his back, and the two stupid hairs on his head trembled and trembled.
"what happened?"
Hao Qi said: "He turned his lower body into a snake in order to take advantage of his laziness. Because his snake body is relatively long, he saved a lot of energy in running [-] meters. But—" Hao Qi hugged his belly and laughed twice before continuing: "He did the same in the long jump. Then, when he jumped from the fifth cliff to the sixth cliff, because the swing was too large, he slipped his waist."
Zhu Zhongli arched his head out of the cup, his golden eyes dimly lit up: "Next time I won't help you buy games."
In the end, Xiao You found Yu Bei to take the physical examination with him.
The first test is ten consecutive jumps.The so-called ten consecutive cliff jumps are actually jumping from one mountain peak to another, and jumping ten times in a row is considered a pass.These ten consecutive jumps are farther and more difficult each time.
Seeing the wailing of the students in front of him, Xiao You couldn't help but smile wryly: "I feel a little hung up."
"It's okay, you follow me." Yu Bei said.
Xiao You didn't know why, but he was still behind Yu Bei.
Yu Bei easily skipped the first distance.It didn't seem too difficult, Xiao You followed him and began to dance.The first few were fairly easy, but Xiao You felt a bit strenuous when it came to the seventh.The ninth escaped no danger, and barely jumped over with the help of the wind.
By the time of the tenth jump, Yu Bei had already finished his part and was waiting for him on the opposite side.The morning sun cast a soft glow on his figure.Under the dizzyingly warm sunlight, Yu Bei stretched out his hand towards Xiao You.
Xiao You nodded, and jumped out after a run-up.After jumping out, Xiao You felt a little weak in his legs, but looking at the upper bunk opposite him, he still gritted his teeth and began to adjust his posture according to the wind force.The time in the air was almost unbelievably long, and when it finally landed, it felt unreal. Xiao You only felt a stagger, and he almost rolled forward.It was Yu Bei who came up and hugged him to avoid the tragedy of a big somersault.After stabilizing his figure, Xiao You still felt that his footsteps were a little sloppy. Yu Bei helped him to the side to rest for a while, and then went to the [-]-meter running field to wait.
Xiao You stretched his ankle and said to Yu Bei, "Thank you." His take-off movement was not very good during the ninth jump, and he almost missed it. There was indeed wind at the time, but it was not enough to push him forward. Degree.Others may not be able to feel it, but he will understand as soon as he calms down, it is very similar to the feeling Yu Bei used Feng Xu Yufeng to lead him last time.Probably because this skill point is difficult to learn and unpopular, so the person who designed the examination room left it out, or it may be because this is different from the levitation spell and other spells, and the consumption of spiritual power is so small that it can be ignored. Therefore, technically there is a problem of detection difficulty.But no matter what, the result is the same.Xiao You may not be a person with extraordinary talents, but he never doubts that hard work is effective.So he thanked Yu Bei first, and then told him tactfully that he could complete the next physical test by himself, so he didn't have to worry.
Yu Bei nodded.
For most monks, the [-]-meter weight-bearing cross-country is actually more difficult.Because the time required by the test is not easy to complete.Moreover, ten consecutive jumps can still rely on the monk's natural understanding to take advantage of the wind, but running with a load can take advantage of less momentum, unless the soil spirit root has attribute bonuses.
Two-thirds of the time is quite difficult, and at this time you will be easily tired. Compared with the soreness of the body and muscles, the greater suffering actually comes from the mind.For monks who are accustomed to magic weapons and spells, the fear and pressure of the process itself are the biggest obstacles and challenges.What's more, this runway is not a flat and smooth plastic runway, but has a variety of terrains such as mountains, hills, and deserts. It also comes with a special effect of wind, sun, rain, and snow. Multi-effect all-round runway".
When he was asked about his feelings by his mother afterwards, Xiao You had tears in his eyes: "Thanks to my upper bunk for giving me unlimited spiritual support!"
Tao Yetti wondered: "Didn't you even let him help you? Besides, with your sincerity, you don't look like you can beat yourself up."
"No, Mom. The last and most difficult route was the desert section. At that time, I was hungry and tired, but I looked at the running figure on the upper bunk and the bright sunshine, and there was a road ahead. The illusion of roasting a whole fish, relying on the instinct of foraging all the way, just ran to the end."
The author has something to say: Population literacy standards: "Farmers know 1500 Chinese characters, employees of enterprises and public institutions, and urban residents know 2000 Chinese characters; they can understand plain and popular newspapers and articles, keep simple accounts, and write simple application text" standard.
In fact, the standard is quite high...
The Four Virtues of Qianyuan: Another nonsense concept, which comes from "Yi Qian": "The great Qianyuan, the beginning of all things, is the unification of heaven." Kong Yingdashu: "Qian is the name of the hexagram, and Yuan is the head of virtue." Zhu Xi's original meaning: "Qianyuan, the great beginning of Tiande." Later, "Qianyuan" was used to describe the great virtue of the emperor.Qian has four virtues: Yuan, Heng, Li and Zhen.Yuan is the head of the four virtues, Qian Yuan is the Yuan of Qian.This concept has no special meaning. It can be imagined as something similar to the four basic points, eight honors and eight disgraces.
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