Shanhai University Safe Study Guide

"Miss Sphinx, please identify me, is this the perverted man?"

"Yes. I will never forget the taste of stargazing pie!"

Fenrir, who was rescued by Yu Bei from Zhu Zhongli, looked at the Sphinx hiding behind Xiao You in disbelief: "Don't you remember me? Darling!"

"Who the hell is your darling!" roared the Sphinx.She actually spoke this sentence very fluently, with a bit of Beijing accent.

"Aren't you my fiancée?"

"My fiancé is Fenrir III, how could it be you?"

"But, I am Fenrir III...Xiao You can testify."

Xiao You: "I don't even know you, what evidence do I give?"

Fenrir was stunned: "We are good friends, we have known each other for many years."

"Sorry, I really can't remember. Could you show me your student ID first?" Fenrir looked at Sphinx aggrievedly, and handed the student ID to Xiao You.

"It's really Fenrir III... Since you have a marriage contract, you should know what each other looks like."

"I've seen it...but at that time, he was obviously a cute big dog!" Sphinx looked unwilling.

Fenrir said sadly: "You were also a lion cub when I saw you, but I can recognize you."

"Even if my prototype is a sphinx, your prototype is a big dog, how could I recognize your human form?"

"I'm not a big dog! It's the legendary demon wolf Fenrir! You don't love me at all, and you even got my breed wrong."

"This was originally a family marriage... Besides, I got engaged for no reason at the beginning, but now I think it's a complete fraud.

"Speaking of fraud, your gender is also very suspicious. In Egyptian mythology, you are still a male, but in Greek mythology, you become a female. The rumor that the incomplete male of the Sphinx will only become a female after adulthood Is it true? I'm the one who wants to give birth to a litter of wolf cubs, so I don't want to stir up trouble!"

"Pervert!" Sphinx cried and ran away.

Xiao You was left speechless.What the hell is wrong with this?Your circle is really chaotic.Xiao You bit the bullet and said, "Fenrir, come with us, there are still some things to be clarified."

Long Qingtian closed the "Campus Perverted Male Incident Investigation Report": "I wanted to give my fiancée a gift, so I asked about the underwear model, I wanted to know what kind of men the other party likes, so I asked about the abdominal muscles, and I wanted to give the other party a sense of security. He showed off his muscles, and in order to bring happiness to the other party, he gave him his favorite food... The motives are understandable, but the behavior is unreasonable."

Wu Xuan opened a book with a fancy cover - "Capturing Her Heart: Skills for Winning Love": "It is said that it was implemented strictly according to the content of this book."

"Is there something wrong with the content of this book?"

"No, no."

On the opened page, there was a mark made by Fenrir with a red pen.Obviously he was referring to the chapter "Four Basic Points to Quickly Win Favor".

It reads: "1. Bring her a sense of surprise: before giving a gift, consider the other party's specific situation and send a gift that suits the other party; 2. Let her feel your charm: Know what kind of boy the other party likes, Work hard in this direction! 3. A sense of security is essential: reflecting your strength and determination to protect her is a plus! 4. Bringing happiness and satiety: food is very important in Maslow's hierarchy of needs theory. The important part is that good food can not only bring satisfaction, but also create happiness.”

"On a certain level, it's a one-to-one correspondence. The content of this book is not a big problem, and the implementation problem is probably mainly due to Fenrir's inappropriate personal understanding. But the author and sales channel of this book are inappropriate."

"the author is--"

On the spine of the book, the author's name is lined up vertically. At first glance, it is a somewhat inexplicable and poetic name, but as long as it is turned horizontally, it is very obvious-March and a half.

"It is understood that Fenrir was sold this book at school, and the condition for obtaining this book is to agree to join DTFD. Considering Fenrir's Chinese reading level, he may not have a full understanding of the membership agreement. I think we have every reason to believe that San Pangren’s actions violated Article [-] of the Regulations on the Management of Student Associations.”

"The number of DTFD clubs is insufficient, and the results have not been produced. The student union of the previous school has proposed that if the requirements cannot be met this semester, the club may be abolished. It is natural for him to be anxious. After all, he is the club instructor. If the club is gone, He's also missing a mentoring allowance."

"Maybe he has other intentions?" Wu Xuan asked.

"Maybe. But in the face of an absolutely powerful enemy, is strategy really useful?" Long Qingtian said almost disdainfully. Although there is deep sorrow behind these words, he always believes that in the face of disasters, he can truly bear the burden. There are very few people who are as capable as him who are responsible.

"It's probably his stubbornness."

"Forget it, don't worry about him. Since that failure, he has been isolated by most factions of the League of Immortals. Although he is still famous, his actual status has been marginalized. The reason why Ling Zhizi can accept him is because The love in the early years is probably also considering different possibilities. It is said that this year the higher authorities intend to resume the DTFD league, and he should give it a try."

"You seem to be expecting something?"

"I don't know either. It's just that even you and I don't know about what happened back then, but since he survived the core battle, he must have...some ability."

And this real person who may have some ability, or maybe he is fighting the five scum, is having a friendly exchange with the Sphinx at this time, but in the eyes of others, this is just a strange middle-aged uncle who is trying to seduce the little girl .

The third fat real person is still a farmer: "Little girl, your abilities are very useful. Doing business with us and getting rich from now on is not a dream. Think about it, as long as you reach the pinnacle of life, where do you need to consider the family?" It’s stressful. And you can go to the human world to enjoy life. From now on, if you want to sleep with a male god, if you want to buy a bag, if you want to buy a bag, if you want all the lipsticks, you can have all. We now have a business plan and a team, and the only thing missing is you Yeah."

"I……"

"Don't worry, I'm a decent person, an associate professor of Shanda University, a member of the League of Immortals, how could I lie to you?"

The Sphinx looked at the three fat real people with erratic eyes, and said hesitantly: "That... Ling Zhizi..."

"Hey!" The three fat real people clapped their hands happily: "If you don't tell me, I will forget it. Don't worry about the procedures, and don't worry about other things. I have someone above me. Lingzhizi is a big brother who slept with me in the same bed. What's the matter? You have to take care of me, don't you think?"

"Oh?" A deep voice sounded from behind the three fat real people.

Ling Zhizi, who was wearing a white robe embroidered with gold patterns, had a stern face: "I just said that some messy things have been spread on the Internet recently. It turns out that you are talking nonsense here."

"I...I..." The Daoist, who was originally eloquent, was tongue-tied and could only rub his hands nervously.

Seeing that the situation was not right, Sphinx said in a panic, "I have to leave beforehand!" and trotted away from the scene of the accident.Leaving behind the three fat real people, they wailed and carried Ling Zhizi all the way to the principal's office.

"Xiao You, do you really not remember me?" Fenrir said sullenly.

Xiao You shook his head.

"We are good brothers who wear the same pair of pants."

Yu Bei glanced at Fenrir.

Xiao You's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly retorted: "Who is wearing the same pants as you? If you don't speak Chinese well, you should use less rhetoric."

Fenrir: "Didn't I describe our friendship, okay? By the way, do you want to eat the specialties I brought? I remember that you are cute and eat, but you are too picky. It's not easy to feed like me."

Xiao You looked at the star-gazing pie that made Zhu Zhongli feel like an enemy, and thought that it was not only easy to feed, but his sense of taste was almost gone.

Fenrir followed Xiao You's line of sight and said with a sneer, "It's not that. It's a snack I made myself."

"You can also cook?" Xiao You was a little suspicious.

Fenrir took out a beautiful tin box and said enthusiastically, "Try it. I made the cake myself."

Hao Qi pushed the door in with his schoolbag on his back: "You're the new roommate? You did a great job molesting the little girl during the day! I just like you being so open and evil."

Fenrir didn't know how to answer, and finally held back: "Try this." Then he passed a scone over.

Hao Qi took a bite.Then silently spat out a tooth.

Zhu Zhongli picked up a cake and squeezed it: "Your cake...is a little hard."

"That... are you okay?" Fenrir looked at Hao Qi nervously.

"It's ok. I've had a tooth change lately. It's not your fault, really. Don't beat yourself up."

Fenrir squeezed out a stiff smile, his sharp fangs gleaming.He thought anxiously, what to do, mother.The long-standing confidence in family cooking seems to have completely collapsed today.

The author has something to say: scones seem to be okay to eat while they are hot.The specific taste will wait for me to ask my classmates studying in the UK... The main reason for the bad taste of the scones in the article is Fenrir himself.The role of San Fat Real Man is probably Xiao You's teacher. The name is my spoof, and it has nothing to do with the author.In addition, some of the settings involved in the article are considered to be put in the author's words one after another. What do you think?