Shanhai University Safe Study Guide

"Oh, you are the upper bunk that Xiao You often mentions." Tao Yetti smiled and handed Yu Bei a snack, "No, try it. We have nothing else in our house, but we eat too much."

"Thank you." Yu Bei took a sip and couldn't help but his eyes lit up: "It's delicious!"

Tao Yetti pulled Xiao Yuanyao, with a kind face on his face: "If it wasn't for this skill, I would not have followed him so muddle-headedly."

Xiao Yuanyao nodded: "Cooking changes one's destiny. Foodies are the luckiest. The three fat real people really don't lie to me. Thanks to my ability to cook, otherwise, I would have died in Nai He days ago."

"What the hell?" Xiao You didn't remember his parents saying this before.

Tao Yetti twisted Xiao Yuanyao's arm secretly, and said with a smile, "I went there during training, I'll talk to you later." After speaking, she turned her head and chatted with Yu Bei affectionately, to the effect: My family Xiao You Da was a brat when he was young, please bear with me if he doesn't understand etiquette; this kid hasn't traveled much, and his cultivation is very weak. , if there is a fight at school, please stop him. If you can’t do it, you can lock the room and put a restraint on it; this kid looks smart, but he is actually a super big road idiot. He lost his way in the class reunion before, and finally followed Xiaoshan’s fat cat Rhubarb to leave. The one who came back hahahaha... Xiao You's head was full of black lines when he heard it, and he had never seen such a deceitful person.Tao Yetti looked at Xiao You's eyes full of grief, and finally realized his conscience, and spoke of his advantages in a gentle tone: "Hey, this kid's only advantage is doing housework, especially cooking like his father, so he is usually thirsty and hungry. Don't be polite, just use our family Xiao You as much as you want. Nuo, he's here anyway, let's try his craft first."

Xiao You was sent to the kitchen in a daze, and his beloved wife, madman Xiao Yuanyao, was also driven away.Xiao You was in charge of the cooking, and Xiao Yuanyao was helping, chatting and preparing meals.

"I think your classmate seems to be not young, is he downgraded?" Xiao Yuanyao who said this was cutting garlic with his natal spirit sword.If there is another sword cultivator present at the moment, I'm afraid he will rush up and beat him up. After all, sword cultivators regard swords as their lives. Swords are in people's lives, and swords destroy people. They usually cherish them very much and will never use them to chop Sliced ​​melon and lamb, not to mention - sliced ​​garlic.But Xiao Yuanyao is no longer the sword-crazed boy he was back then. This can be seen from the fact that he changed the Kunlun Sword School's swordsmanship into radio gymnastics for physical fitness. Although it has developed to the sixth set, there is nothing wrong with it For egg use, just add more trendy BGM.As for the seventh set that is being written, it simply borrows the posture of the square dancing aunt at the gate of the community, making it more enchanting and wild, and the soundtrack is even more magical and brainwashing. Pure Kunlun swordsmanship.

Xiao You chose to be ambiguous about this question. He didn't say Yu Bei's real identity and age, but only said that the upper bunk had a high level of cultivation, a solid background, and a strong network of connections.

Xiao Yuanyao was amused when he heard it: "Hey, this character design is quite cool, like a domineering president. Oh yes, a book has been published recently, it's very good-looking, and I've been chasing after it recently."

Xiao You's scalp tingled when he heard his father read the novel: "Could it be the kind of "The Confused Wife of the Domineering President" again."

"No!" Xiao Yuanyao was surprised, "President's essay is no longer popular now. The hottest thing now is cultivation." After speaking, he enthusiastically recommended "The Indifferent Master Falls in Love with Me", "The Evil Succubus" to Xiao You. Your Honor Falls in Love with Me" series of articles.

Xiao You: Hehe.

Although I don’t know where my dad was stimulated, he likes to read all kinds of pink girl romance novels, including Mary Sue, who has a very magical name, but since he is my dad, of course he should be tolerant of this strange little hobby, anyway. Mom didn't say anything.More importantly than this, should we talk about the old Wang next door?

Xiao You was thinking about this question while preparing the ingredients for soup.At this moment, Xiao Yuanyao's excited voice interrupted his thoughts: "Hahaha, there is an extra meal today!" After speaking, he jumped out of the window directly.

"..." Xiao You scratched the window frame and looked down, "Dad! This is a community! What if someone sees you? Do you know that there are reporters living in the building opposite!"

Xiao Yuanyao jumped back with a "whoosh": "It's all right, his camera is out of battery." After speaking, he handed Xiao You a snake.

Really a bunch of snakes.

A group of green snakes twisting themselves into twists.

"Yiye! What's wrong with you?"

Yi Ye raised her head with difficulty, her eyes filled with tears, and she said sobbingly: "I... when I'm not in a good mood, I like to turn back into my original form and wrap myself up. But..." Yi Ye was a little embarrassed He turned his head to the ground: "I cried too sadly, I got knotted..."

Xiao You took a deep breath: "If I'm not here today, you will be able to ascend the Dujie Yaoxiu, the stupidest way to die."

Li Ye lowered her head and said weakly: "If this kind of thing really happens one day, please cook me better."

Xiao You held the spatula: "So what happened back then? Even Fa Hai was thrown into the street and you are still alive!"

Li Yi lowered her head even lower: "I tripped because of a knot in my body... By the time I arrived at the West Lake, it was already over."

Xiao Yuanyao poked Xiao You: "So who is this stupid and cute snake?"

While helping Mian Ye untie the knot, Xiao You explained to him.

"So, now Fa Hai is the son of Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian. This plot is a bit curious. No wonder Lao Wang used to chase him all the time. The relationship is really bloody and bloody."

Xiao You was helpless: "Is this a normal focus?"

Xiao Yuanyao grinned: "Otherwise. It's not like that when it comes to feelings. It's all fate and can't be avoided. Thinking back to when I was back, I never expected to meet your mother."

"You haven't told me what's going on with you two. And Uncle Tao E. Why didn't you mention it?"

Xiao Yuanyao froze: "We didn't expect him to be alive. He...he is your mother, half brother. His affairs are very complicated and involve many things. I don't know some details. Turn around See when your mother is suitable, let her tell you in detail. You try to avoid him in the future, he was stimulated a little, and no one knows how he is. "

Xiao You was puzzled, but he didn't think much about it.After rambling for a while, he planned to ask Yu Bei and his mother if there was anything they wanted to eat, but as soon as they entered the living room, they heard Tao Yetti's cheerful voice——

"Look, wasn't Xiaoyou cute when he was a child? Hey, look at this picture, he's still wearing crotch pants!"

Xiao You only felt that something shattered in his head with a click.

The unsatisfied mother happily added another knife: "That's right! I think this one is super cute! It's the princess dress he wore during the kindergarten performance!" Xiao You clearly saw it, and Yu Bei looked at it carefully. The photo, reveals a very shallow, but recognizable, enigmatic smile.

The author has something to say: sadstory... intends to resign recently.Double Twelve probably needs dirt, and I want to buy msr7 or Dafa 1a.By the way, the courier never arrived, so I was happy in every way.